Married... with Children

1. S01E01Season's bestPilotApril 5, 1987 8.0In the very first episode of this widely successful, ribald sitcom, Al Bundy has a chance of getting front row seats to the basketball game,
2. S01E02ThinnergyApril 12, 1987 7.3Marcy introduces Peg to a new energetic diet to improve her marriage. Al, meanwhile, wants to part of it but learns if he tries the diet, he
3. S01E03But I Didn't Shoot the DeputyApril 19, 1987 6.6There has been a rash of burglaries in the area, and the Rhodes' house is robbed and Al's car stereo is ripped off, both families seek alter
4. S01E04Whose Room is It Anyway?April 26, 1987 7.0Steve and Marcy plan to add a new room onto their house using their tax refund money. Al convinces Steve to make it into a billiards room wh
5. S01E05Have You Driven a Ford LatelyMay 3, 1987 7.2Al and Steve buy a beat up Ford Mustang off of one of Kelly's boyfriends. Soon they form a tight friendship while fixing it up like new. The
6. S01E06Sixteen Years and What Do You GetMay 10, 1987 7.5It's the Bundys' 16th wedding anniversary. Al plans to buy Peggy a very fancy watch, but unfortunately, his credit card gets declined. Dare
7. S01E07Married ... Without ChildrenMay 17, 1987 7.8Steve and Marcy decide that once is enough after they volunteer to watch Kelly, Bud, and the family dog Buck, after Al and Peggy go away for
8. S01E08The Poker GameMay 24, 1987 7.3Al takes Steve one evening to watch a poker game with his poker playing friends. Steve gets the feel of the game and sits in for one of the
9. S01E09Peggy Sue Got WorkMay 31, 1987 7.2To get the money to purchase a new VCR that Al won't buy her, Peggy takes a job in a department store of selling clocks, which takes the "fu
10. S01E10Al Loses His CherryJune 7, 1987 6.7Al gets a first-hand look at Luke's swinging bachelor life when he takes refuge at Luke's apartment after work rather than return home to fi
11. S01E11Nightmare on Al's StreetJune 14, 1987 7.5While Steve is out of town for the week on business, Marcy starts having dreams involving a romance-minded Al which turns her dreams into ni
12. S01E12Where's the BossJune 21, 1987 7.5The near death of the playboy owner of Al's shoe store starts Al wondering why he's never visited the store. Feeling unappreciated Al decide
13. S01E13Johnny Be GoneJune 28, 1987 7.0Personal problems and crises delay Al and Peggy's departure to the going out of business party of their favorite hamburger joint, "Johnny Be

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Poppy's by the Tree, Part 1September 27, 1987 8.0The Bundys take a vacation to near-beautiful Dumpwater, Florida and stay in a cut-rate motel where an ax murderer that hates tourists, shows
2. S02E02Poppy's by the Tree, Part 2September 27, 1987 8.4After a hair-raising encounter with the maniac, Al decides to get the family out of town. But they realize that they are trapped at the mote
3. S02E03If I Were a Rich ManOctober 4, 1987 8.0Steve takes Al to the vault at the bank where Steve works for a secret after-hours card game, and the next day, one million dollars is repor
4. S02E04Buck Can Do ItOctober 11, 1987 8.1Al is loath to have Buck the dog neutered despite being threatened with lawsuits from numerous neighbors regarding Buck's "nocturnal carnal
5. S02E05Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Part 1October 18, 1987 8.3While Al and Steve are occupied by a female employee who fixes the Bundy's refrigerator, Peggy invites Marcy to a strip club with the girls.
6. S02E06Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Part 2October 18, 1987 8.2Marcy loses her composure and her wedding ring when it slips into a dancer's briefs when she slips him a tip. Desperate to keep the news fro
7. S02E07For Whom the Bell TollsOctober 25, 1987 8.4Al gets heated up over the large phone bill and refuses to pay it, which results in the disconnection of the Bundy phone line, making him th
8. S02E08Born to WalkNovember 1, 1987 8.6Al flunks his written drivers test the same day that Kelly passes hers, leading him confined to the house and unable to get to the racetrack
9. S02E09Alley of the DollsNovember 8, 1987 8.2Victory seems assured when Steve agrees to join the Bundys for a family team bowling match against Peggy's arch rival from high school, Mimi
10. S02E10The Razor's EdgeNovember 15, 1987 7.6Steve returns home having grown a beard from a week-long rafting trip. He and Marcy get into a huge argument over his reluctance to shave it
11. S02E11How Do You Spell Revenge?November 22, 1987 7.6Al, Peggy and Bud are part of a shopping mall softball team playing other mall teams. After losing a few too many games, Al demands that Peg
12. S02E12Earth AngelDecember 6, 1987 8.2There's a new light in the neighborhood when Bud brings home an attractive, free spirited, 21-year-old artist named Tiffany on her way to ar
13. S02E13You Better Watch OutDecember 20, 1987 8.6The Bundys' Christmas is rudely interrupted when a parachuting mall Santa crash-lands into their backyard, attracting the neighborhood kids.
14. S02E14Guys and DollsJanuary 10, 1988 8.0When starting a baseball card collection, Al and Steve sell Marcy's old Barbie doll. They must get it back, but they learn the shop they sol
15. S02E15Build a Better MousetrapJanuary 24, 1988 8.2Al's attempts to get rid of a rodent in the Bundy house end badly.
16. S02E16Season's bestMaster the PossibilitiesFebruary 7, 1988 8.7Al, under the impression that you don't have to pay for anything you didn't order, takes Peggy and Bud on a wild spending spree, and goes wi
17. S02E17Peggy Loves Al, Yeah Yeah, YeahFebruary 14, 1988 8.2On Valentines Day, Kelly hauls in a load of Valentines, while Steve plans to give Marcy a trip to Hawaii. When Marcy finds out from Peggy, s
18. S02E18The Great EscapeFebruary 21, 1988 8.2The Bundy's stay at the shoe store after their house is tented for termites. A grounded Kelly plots to escape and go to a rock concert.
19. S02E19Im-Po-DentFebruary 28, 1988 8.6Marcy regrets denting Steve's new car when he claims that she's made him impotent.
20. S02E20Just Married... with ChildrenMarch 6, 1988 8.6While secretly going through Steve and Marcy's mail, Al and Peggy fill out an application to a TV game show called "How Do I Love Thee" wher
21. S02E21Father LodeMarch 13, 1988 8.4After going with Steve to the racetrack, Al is reluctant to reveal that he won $1,200, because he knows that Peggy and the kids will take th
22. S02E22All in the FamilyMay 1, 1988 7.2Al's quiet three-day weekend plans to watch his favorite John Wayne movie "Hondo" are ruined when Peggy's eccentric relatives come to visit

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01He Thought He CouldNovember 6, 1988 8.7Al discovers a library book that was due in 1957. He must return it to the library and face up to his worst, childhood fear: the librarian.
2. S03E02I'm Going to SweatlandNovember 20, 1988 8.8When a perspiration stain on one of Al's shirts resembles a silhouette of The King of Rock & Roll, the Bundy household becomes a hot spo
3. S03E03Poke High (aka The Red Grange Story)November 27, 1988 8.4A young football player, named Matt, from Polk High where Kelly and Bud go to school is threatening two Bundy records. One held by Al for th
4. S03E04The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece)December 11, 1988 8.8The Rhoades and the Bundys head out to the Rhoades cabin in the woods, but the merriment is halted by Kelly's PMS. The men leave for a bit t
5. S03E05A Dump of My OwnJanuary 8, 1989 8.7Al decides to build a spare bathroom when the upstairs toilet floods one too many times.
6. S03E06Her Cups Runneth OverJanuary 15, 1989 8.7Al must go to a far-off lingerie outlet store to buy a discontinued brassiere for Peggy.
7. S03E07The Bald and the BeautifulJanuary 29, 1989 8.3Desperate Al and Steve put their heads together seeking solutions to impending baldness when Steve begins to notice his receding hairline, w
8. S03E08The Gypsy CriedFebruary 5, 1989 8.0After a birthday party fortune teller predicts luck for everyone else but doom for Marcy, she insists the Bundys fly with her on her busines
9. S03E09Requiem for a Dead BarberFebruary 12, 1989 8.4After the death of his longtime barber, Al lets his hair down rather than tolerate a visit to a stylist or a salon... staffed by women. When
10. S03E10I'll See You in CourtJune 18, 2002 8.1In the infamous 'lost episode', Al and Peg learn they have been video taped getting intimate at a sleazy motel. The same thing has also happ
11. S03E11Eatin' OutFebruary 19, 1989 8.4The Bundy's go out to a fancy restaurant to spend a great windfall, an inheritance check for $237 from a late uncle of Peggy's. But it becom
12. S03E12My Mom, the MomFebruary 26, 1989 8.6Kelly invites Peggy to her school as part of a presentation for career day.
13. S03E13Season's bestCan't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)March 19, 1989 9.0After Kelly gets in trouble at school, the only way she can get out of punishment if she joins a tap dance class.
14. S03E14A Three Job, No Income FamilyMarch 19, 1989 8.6Al finally convinces Peggy to contribute to the household income but feels emasculated when Peggy starts bringing home huge "commish" checks
15. S03E15The Harder They FallMarch 26, 1989 8.0While driving Peggy back from the video store, Steve gets cut off in traffic and Peggy gives the driver "the finger." Steve then asks the Bu
16. S03E16The House That Peg LostApril 9, 1989 7.6After asking the Bundys to watch their house for the day, Marcy and Steve return to find a big hole where their house once stood. It seems t
17. S03E17Married... with Prom Queen (1)April 23, 1989 7.8Peggy spends $2,800 of Al's hard earned money ($2,000 on phone bills, $500 on a new dress, and $300 on makeup) when she decides to attend he
18. S03E18Married... with Prom Queen: the Sequel (2)April 30, 1989 8.2Peggy stands to lose the crown to Connie, until Al finally decides to stand up to Connie's husband Jack. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly crash the
19. S03E19The Dateless AmigoMay 7, 1989 7.4After his two best friends find dates for themselves, Bud is desperately seeking Susan, or any girl that will date him. So, Bud resorts to g
20. S03E20The Computer ShowMay 14, 1989 8.7The Bundys buy a computer, which serves no purpose other than a hat rack. But what nobody knows is that the computer can talk. But only to A
21. S03E21Life's a BeachMay 21, 1989 8.4The Bundys spend a day at the beach.
22. S03E22Here's Lookin' at You, KidAugust 27, 1989 8.3When a serial peeper is on the loose, Al makes the ultimate sacrifice to alleviate Peggy's despair about being the only one not fall victim.

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Season's bestHot Off the GrillSeptember 3, 1989 9.2On Labor Day, the gender roles are reversed when Al becomes the loafing one while he forces Peggy to prepare the backyard barbecue for his c
2. S04E02Dead Men Don't Do AerobicsSeptember 10, 1989 8.7A TV aerobics instructor tries to get the Bundys in shape, but instead he becomes sedentary and dies of a heart attack after eating junk foo
3. S04E03Buck Saves the DaySeptember 24, 1989 8.0Kelly and Bud need to raise money for concert tickets for themselves, so Bud sells Al as a camping guide, and Kelly cheats at a poker game w
4. S04E04Tooth or ConsequencesOctober 1, 1989 8.0A toothache forces Al to see Marcy's dentist, a divorced man that devotes as much of his time to his work as he does to his young female den
5. S04E05He Ain't Much, But He's MineOctober 8, 1989 8.2Peggy begins to suspect that Al is cheating because he seems to have a lot of different excuses on why he is coming home later than usual. P
6. S04E06Fair ExchangeOctober 29, 1989 9.2The Bundys' latest money making scam is to host a foreign exchange student in their garage. But the French beauty proves to be so popular th
7. S04E07Desperately Seeking Miss OctoberNovember 5, 1989 8.3When a Playboy playmate walks into Al's shoe store, he's eager to get home and look up her October 1987 issue. But Al is a broken man when h
8. S04E08976-SHOENovember 12, 1989 8.7Al decides to open a shoe emergency hot-line with help from Steve in the form of a $50,000 loan. But typically, Al's get-rich-quick scheme b
9. S04E09Oh, What a FeelingNovember 19, 1989 8.7When the Dodge finally gives its death rattle, Al digs up his secret car-fund shoe box and trades the Dodge for a ride to the local dealersh
10. S04E10At the ZooNovember 26, 1989 7.8Newly unemployed Steve decides he doesn't really want to work, so he fritters away his days with the Bundys, visiting zoos and taking fishin
11. S04E11It's a Bundyful Life (1)December 17, 1989 8.2Al has finally saved up a lot of cash to buy his family a ton of presents they want this year. Unfortunately, a mob of late customers in the
12. S04E12It's a Bundyful Life (2)December 17, 1989 8.2His guardian angel decides pay Al a visit and shows him what life is like without him born. The Jablonskys are a perfect family and The Rhoa
13. S04E13Who'll Stop the RainJanuary 7, 1990 9.0Al desperately tries to fix the house's leaking roof during the weekend of a long rainstorm. But each time Al falls off the roof, it makes P
14. S04E14A Taxing ProblemJanuary 14, 1990 8.2Al is faced with an IRS audit because of Peg. He decides to find money quick to pay of his taxes by selling Peg's hair for $5,000. However P
15. S04E15Rock and Roll GirlFebruary 4, 1990 8.6When Al challenges the selfish and ungrateful family members to earn a dollar of their own, Peggy tries scamming money from others because o
16. S04E16You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em (1)February 11, 1990 7.8After Steve abandons Marcy, Peggy decides to make her feel better by going to Las Vegas with Al's money.
17. S04E17You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (2)February 18, 1990 7.8With Al and the kids discovering that Peggy took all the money, they go to Vegas where both Peggy and Marcy are broke and need a way to come
18. S04E18What Goes Around Comes AroundFebruary 25, 1990 8.4Al is all excited when he's asked to speak at his high school reunion dance at Polk High. At the dance, while Al rambles on and on about the
19. S04E19Peggy Turns 300March 25, 1990 8.2Al tries to ditch Peggy on her birthday until she catches him in the act and tags along with the family.
20. S04E20Peggy Made a Little LambApril 15, 1990 8.4Peggy tries to earn her G.E.D. with Kelly in night school.
21. S04E21RaingirlApril 29, 1990 9.0Kelly chooses to be a weather girl rather than go to school which makes the Bundy's happy since she'll be making more money than Al.
22. S04E22The Agony of De-FeetMay 6, 1990 8.2After being plagued by nightmares of feet a beautiful woman asks Al to judge a contest at Gary's, whose contestants she, "could never compet
23. S04E23Yard SaleMay 13, 1990 8.2Peggy will buy anything at a yard sale, so when she brings home a boar's head, there's no more room in the garage to put it. So, Al decides

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01We'll Follow the SunSeptember 23, 1990 8.3The Bundys decide to go for a drive--on Labor Day. They spend the better part of the holiday sitting in traffic, arguing with one another, a
2. S05E02Al ... with KellySeptember 30, 1990 8.4Al and Kelly feign illness to avoid going to Wanker County with Peg and Bud. Al looks forward to his quiet and peaceful weekend, until Kelly
3. S05E03Sue Casa, His CasaOctober 7, 1990 8.4Bud's new driver's license portends bumper cars on the roadway. When bud t-bones a Mercedes, Al sees an opportunity to clean up in court. At
4. S05E04The UnnaturalOctober 14, 1990 8.0Al is cut from the neighborhood softball team just before the big game. When his all-star replacement is knocked out in the last inning, how
5. S05E05The Dance ShowOctober 21, 1990 8.5Peggy goes out dancing with Marcy, and becomes taken with a handsome man-about-town named Andy. At home, however, Al gets confronted by Andy
6. S05E06Kelly Bounces BackOctober 28, 1990 8.5Now an aspiring model, Kelly invents a maneuver called "The Bundy Bounce" for her first audition as spokesperson for the new Allente car. Bu
7. S05E07Married ... with AliensNovember 4, 1990 8.3After Al returns home from work with a bump on the head, he sees (or thinks he sees) six little green aliens coming down to Earth and steali
8. S05E08Wabbit SeasonNovember 11, 1990 7.8Al decides to grow a vegetable garden, but soon faces off against an all-out war with a rabbit who steals his carrots and other vegetables.
9. S05E09Do Ya Think I'm SexyNovember 18, 1990 8.3When Al moves a sofa off a neighbor's lawn without a shirt on, he unexpectedly gains a reputation as a "stud" among the neighborhood women.
10. S05E10One Down, Two to GoNovember 25, 1990 8.2Tired of Al escorting her dates out through the doorway, "grown-up" Kelly gets her own apartment.
11. S05E11And Baby Makes MoneyDecember 16, 1990 8.7After Al's bachelor uncle dies, he leaves $500,000 to the first of his relatives to produce a newborn baby named after him. Al overcomes his
12. S05E12Married ... with WhoJanuary 6, 1991 8.4After a drinking binge at a bankers party, Marcy reveals herself to be married to a mysterious hunk named Jefferson D'Arcy, whom Al finds ou
13. S05E13The GodfatherFebruary 3, 1991 9.0Al becomes the boss of the neighborhood after Kelly starts dating an influential city councilman.
14. S05E14Look Who's BarkingFebruary 10, 1991 7.4Told from the point of view of Buck, he runs away from the house feeling neglected. Behind a diner, he picks up a female dog, whom he brings
15. S05E15A Man's CastleFebruary 17, 1991 9.0Peg takes an interior design course and her first assignment is to redecorate one room in her house. Unfortunately for Al, she chooses his s
16. S05E16All Night Security DudeFebruary 24, 1991 7.5When a second floor aerobics studio, full of terribly overweight women, collapses into the shoe store, Al is laid off while the store is bei
17. S05E17Oldies But Young 'UnsMarch 17, 1991 6.8Al is haunted by a tune on the radio he can hum but not name, and he gets no help from Peggy or the D'Arcy's. Al similarly haunts Kelly's ne
18. S05E18Weenie Tot Lovers & Other StrangersMarch 24, 1991 6.8Al forgoes giving money to Bud for a class trip to Washington DC in order to give to Kelly who's going to an audition for the Miss Weenie To
19. S05E19Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?April 7, 1991 8.3Al and Peggy go over to watch a video at Marcy and Jefferson's house and proceed to take over the place. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly seek gainf
20. S05E20Top of the HeapApril 7, 1991 5.8Al Bundy's childhood pal, Charlie Verducci, and the guy's dumb son Vinnie, attend a high society fund raiser in this pilot for the short-liv
21. S05E21Season's bestYou Better Shop Around (1)April 14, 1991 9.2Al cannot afford to buy an air conditioner for the hot summer. After an attempt to install an old experimental model, (which results in a ne
22. S05E22You Better Shop Around (2)April 21, 1991 9.0The Bundys and Darcys shop 'til they drop to see who will win $1000 in groceries. Needless to say, Marquis of Queensbury rules will not appl
23. S05E23Route 666 (1)April 28, 1991 9.2While on their way to Los Angeles for a "Shoe Convention," the Bundy's car breaks down in the small town of Lucifer, New Mexico where they m
24. S05E24Route 666 (2)May 5, 1991 9.0Al, Peggy, Kelly, Bud, Jefferson, and Marcy find the gold mine in the desert. Al discovers the first gold nugget and everyone but the feeble
25. S05E25Buck the StudMay 19, 1991 8.0A man offers the Bundy's $10,000 if Buck will breed with his champion dog, Lady Bird. So, Al has to coach Buck into knowing the varieties of

Season 5 ranked & reviewed

1. S06E01She's Having My Baby (1)September 8, 1991 7.4Marcy and Jefferson announce that they are expecting a baby, sending Al into pearls of laughter saying that it's the end of Jefferson's life
2. S06E02She's Having My Baby (2)September 15, 1991 7.4Peggy and Marcy's constant demands for belly rubbing and expensive baby accessories drive Al crazy, prompting him to make a run for it. He a
3. S06E03If Al Had a HammerSeptember 22, 1991 7.8When Al unearths his father's old hammer, he decides to turn the garage into his own private room to escape his pregnant wife. All goes well
4. S06E04Cheese, Cues and BloodSeptember 29, 1991 8.6Kelly earns a quick $1,000 at hustling pool to buy a gown for the local Miss Cheese competition, and a suspicious Al is out for blood, mista
5. S06E05Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong PlacesOctober 6, 1991 7.6While Peggy is away helping Marcy recover her precious childhood belongings that Jefferson abandoned in a storage locker to be auctioned off
6. S06E06Buck Has a Belly AcheOctober 13, 1991 7.3While Jefferson suffers through a sympathetic pregnancy, Peggy is upset that Al is immune. Even worse Buck is listless and getting all the a
7. S06E07If I Could See Me NowOctober 27, 1991 8.8After barely avoiding a few minor accidents, Bud and Kelly finally convince Al to get some glasses. Will he cave in to his kids' request or
8. S06E08Season's bestGod's ShoesNovember 3, 1991 9.0After Al falls out of his bedroom window and passes out, he claims he saw God's shoes. He decides to make and sell these shoes in order to m
9. S06E09Kelly Does Hollywood (1)November 10, 1991 9.0Al finally gets cable TV installed in the Bundy household, but he cannot find anything good to watch. All that changes when Kelly, gibed out
10. S06E10Kelly Does Hollywood (2)November 17, 1991 7.8Al, Kelly, and Bud travel to Hollywood after Kelly's talk show becomes a hit with the TV networks in which Al tries to get into show busines
11. S06E11Al Bundy, Shoe DickNovember 24, 1991 8.3Al dreams he's a detective on the verge of a big case.
12. S06E12So This is How Sinatra FeltDecember 1, 1991 8.0Peggy sends Bud and Kelly to spy on Al at the shoe store for the day to confirm her suspicion that Al's recent giddiness is the work of an e
13. S06E13I Who Have NothingDecember 22, 1991 7.4Al tries to retrieve his game ball from a former girlfriend after he takes stock of his life and finds he has nothing.
14. S06E14The Mystery of Skull IslandJanuary 5, 1992 7.0As Grandmaster B, Bud does his coolest best while all over a girl who takes him out to non-traditional Bundy things such as rafting and sky
15. S06E15Just Shoe ItJanuary 19, 1992 9.0Al is asked to appear in an athletic shoe commercial. Al, being Polk High's 1966 all city running back and shoe salesman is glad to reclaim
16. S06E16Rites of PassageFebruary 9, 1992 8.5It's Bud's 18th birthday, but everyone still treats him like a little boy. Does he stay at home for his birthday party with a pony and a clo
17. S06E17The Egg and IFebruary 16, 1992 8.8Steve returns to try and reclaim his estranged wife unaware that she has remarried to a younger man.
18. S06E18My Dinner with AnthraxFebruary 23, 1992 9.0It's Al and Peggy's 20th wedding anniversary, but Peggy only wants one thing from Al....S-E-X. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud win the "My Dinner W
19. S06E19Psychic AvengersMarch 1, 1992 9.0Al is a broken man after the Bundys can no longer afford to buy a weekly TV Guide. When Jefferson arrives at their house with a fistful of c
20. S06E20Hi I.Q.March 22, 1992 9.0An invitation to join the high intelligence Alpha club, is issued to Kelly and not Bud. When they discover the real reason behind the gather
21. S06E21Teacher PetsApril 5, 1992 8.6Bud's belief that his 40-year-old teacher is romantic interested in him is greeted by laughter from everyone. But another student smells the
22. S06E22The Goodbye GirlApril 19, 1992 8.2When Kelly's modeling school suddenly closes down, she gets a new job as a greeter at the TV World theme park. When this is threatened by he
23. S06E23The Gas Station ShowApril 26, 1992 8.6When Al can't pay his bill at the gas station, he is forced to don a uniform, complete with 'Habib' name tag and work at the station. He spe
24. S06E24England Show (1)May 3, 1992 6.8Lower Uncton, England 1653-- Seamus McBundy makes the mistake of insulting a witch who casts an evil spell upon the land, shading the town i
25. S06E25England Show (2)May 10, 1992 6.8The Bundys delight in their comped trip to England, spending here, spending there. All the while, the town of Upper Uncton conspires to kill
26. S06E26England Show (3)May 17, 1992 6.8The Bundys are cornered by both towns. Upper Uncton wants them dead so they can continue to profit as a tourist trap while Lower Uncton want

Season 6 ranked & reviewed

1. S07E01Magnificent SevenSeptember 13, 1992 7.8The Bundys have another mouth to feed when Peggy's cousin Zemus and his wife, Ida Mae, pay a quick visit and leave behind their six year-old
2. S07E02T-R-A-Something-Something Spells TrampSeptember 20, 1992 7.8Seven gets some. Bud gets some, never mind she has measles. Al and Peggy get some because it's quicker than talking. Only Kelly doesn't get
3. S07E03Every Bundy Has a BirthdaySeptember 27, 1992 7.7When Peggy discovers that no one knows Seven's birthday, she picks one at random, Al's. He is understandably not pleased when he has lost hi
4. S07E04Al on the RocksOctober 4, 1992 8.4When Peggy uses up the monthly mortgage to pay Seven's doctor bill, Al is forced to take a second job bar-tending at a topless bar, but its
5. S07E05What I Did for LoveOctober 11, 1992 8.5The way to a man's heart may be through his stomach, but it's not the heart that's sought by Peggy who's tired of being ignored by Al in the
6. S07E06Frat ChanceOctober 25, 1992 7.3To meet girls, Bud starts his own community college fraternity, "Alpha Gunna Get em," with the only members being Hindu convenience store cl
7. S07E07The Chicago Wine PartyNovember 1, 1992 8.2On Election Day, all of the Bundys (minus Seven) hit the voting booths, united to defeat political correctness and a new two cent beer tax.
8. S07E08Kelly Doesn't Live Here AnymoreNovember 8, 1992 8.8Al decides that another Bundy must get a job and the ax falls on Kelly. This breaks Peggy's heart since no Wanker woman has ever worked befo
9. S07E09Rock of AgesNovember 15, 1992 8.0When his paycheck is taken by bill collectors, Al decides to do something with his non-life: he enters a shoe selling contest and wins. The
10. S07E10Death of a Shoe SalesmanNovember 22, 1992 8.4When Al's favorite movie character dies, Al buys the plot next to him for his own eternal home. But Peggy wants to be buried next to Al and
11. S07E11Season's bestOld College TryDecember 13, 1992 9.2Thanks to a college grant of $25,000, Bud is ready to leave home and start the good life at college, until Al and Peggy discover the money.
12. S07E12ChristmasDecember 20, 1992 8.3In the company of his peers at a bar with other Santas, mall Santa Al recalls Christmases past when he managed to avoid getting gifts to Peg
13. S07E13The Wedding ShowJanuary 10, 1993 7.8The Bundys are going to a family wedding for Al's cousin. But Peggy can't decide what to wear, so while she dresses (and redresses) Al waits
14. S07E14It Doesn't Get Any Better Than ThisJanuary 24, 1993 8.3It's no vacation for Al when Peggy and Marcy join him on his winter fishing trip and make him referee to their constant bickering. Meanwhile
15. S07E15Heels on WheelsFebruary 7, 1993 9.0Working at the diner is getting to Kelly, so she decides to rebel by getting a motorcycle which Peggy deems as too dangerous, until Peggy tr
16. S07E16Mr. Empty PantsFebruary 14, 1993 9.0Peggy decides to take up a hobby by drawing Al and in so doing, creates her own magazine cartoon of Al makes him famous: the hapless shoe sa
17. S07E17You Can't MissFebruary 21, 1993 7.5After one too many dateless Saturdays, Bud appears on a new TV dating game show called "You Can't Miss" for the less experienced, but not qu
18. S07E18Peggy and the PiratesFebruary 28, 1993 8.0Peggy narrates her own pirate fantasy to Seven as a bedtime story. In the story, Peggy plays Princess Scarlett. Al is Captain Courage, her p
19. S07E19Go for the OldMarch 14, 1993 9.0After Al passes for a senior citizen to get into the movies cheap he worries that he's getting old. He then starts acting old but a senior d
20. S07E20Un-Alful EntryMarch 28, 1993 9.0After Al knocks out and captures a burglar that breaks into his house one night while he's sleeping on the couch after an argument with Pegg
21. S07E21Movie ShowApril 11, 1993 9.0After Kelly's boyfriend dumps her, Al and the family treat her to the movies where each member has a different agenda.
22. S07E22'Til Death Do Us PartApril 25, 1993 9.0Al's poor bedroom performance makes him the laughingstock of the entire town after another night with Peggy, even though the only person she
23. S07E23'Tis Time to Smell the RosesMay 2, 1993 8.2Al takes a $12,000 offer for early retirement from the shoe store, but Peggy finds the money and spends all of it in one hour by shopping. A
24. S07E24Old Insurance DodgeMay 9, 1993 9.0One morning, Al discovers that his Dodge has been stolen. At Jefferson's behest, Al decides to cheat the insurance company and enjoys rentin
25. S07E25Wedding RepercussionsMay 16, 1993 7.5Bud's cousin gets divorced after finding out that his wife did the deed with Bud just before their wedding. Or rather, he doesn't exactly kn
26. S07E26The PropositionMay 23, 1993 8.5A rich hot babe from Al's past thinks Al is a disgusting pig. But she likes that in a man. So she offers to buy Al for half a million dollar

Season 7 ranked & reviewed

1. S08E01A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?September 5, 1993 8.5When Al manages to get two prime tickets to a charity all-star basketball game, Peggy spoils his fun by insisting she come along. Things tur
2. S08E02Hood 'n the BoyzSeptember 12, 1993 8.8Al is thrilled when his childhood friend asks for his help in dealing with a young thug and his gang who have been harassing her at the inne
3. S08E03Proud to Be Your Bud?September 19, 1993 7.4The other Bundys think Bud has flipped out when they overhear his basement conversion with his 'cool' alter-ego who arrives from another uni
4. S08E04Season's bestLuck of the BundysSeptember 26, 1993 9.2Kelly is back as the Verminator, Bud is off to the frat house, and a run of good fortune convinces Al that the Bundy curse, dictating that e
5. S08E05Banking on MarcyOctober 3, 1993 8.0Marcy tries to overcome her fear of public speaking by fantasizing that she's elsewhere (having sex in the bedroom), which is a real treat f
6. S08E06No Chicken, No CheckOctober 10, 1993 8.5Convinced they can share, Kelly and Bud pool their money together so they can buy a car for themselves, which both want, but neither will su
7. S08E07Take My Wife, PleaseOctober 24, 1993 8.0On Halloween night, the Grim Reaper (in the form of a dark-haired, pasty-faced Peggy) finally answers Al's inadvertent long cried call for d
8. S08E08Scared SingleNovember 7, 1993 8.8Al hires Aaron, a recent Polk high school graduate to work in his shoe store for the summer. Aaron sees Al as a hero and when he announces o
9. S08E09NO MA'AMNovember 14, 1993 8.6When Al and his friends gets fed up with the women taking over their Giggly Room and their bowling night, thanks to both Jerry Springer and
10. S08E10Dances with WeezieNovember 21, 1993 7.4Al bribes Kelly and Bud into posing as him and Jefferson to accompany Peg and Marcy at The Jeffersons Moving On Up Tour live, while they go
11. S08E11Change for a BuckNovember 28, 1993 7.6Lacking attention, Buck decides to run away from home and the rest of the family doesn't discover that he's gone until a week later which is
12. S08E12A Little Off the TopDecember 12, 1993 9.0Al is injured playing baseball with his friends, and ends up in the hospital needing surgery. Due to a mix-up at the hospital, however, Al e
13. S08E13The Worst NoelDecember 19, 1993 8.8On Christmas Eve, Kelly and Bud try to sneak in a jukebox to give to their parents who spend the entire show sitting in front of their TV se
14. S08E14Sofa So GoodJanuary 16, 1994 8.4With Al and Peggy away for a family reunion with her family in Wanker County, Wisconsin (where everyone's last name is Wanker and is relativ
15. S08E15Honey, I Blew Up MyselfJanuary 23, 1994 8.2On Al's 45th birthday, Peggy decides to give him a sexy photo of herself to hang in the shoe store. But the photographer decides to hang it
16. S08E16How Green Was My AppleFebruary 6, 1994 8.0A borderline war between the neighbors over the rights to a fruit tree, with a lesson to be learned somewhere, if only they would stop fight
17. S08E17Valentine's Day MassacreFebruary 13, 1994 8.3Al battles other husbands at a store for last-minute Valentine's Day shoppers. Meanwhile, Bud gets physically and sexually abused when tryin
18. S08E18Get Outta DodgeFebruary 20, 1994 8.2Bud sends poor Kelly on a wild goose chase to find 'Waldo' so that he can have run of the house making out with a wayward blonde. Meanwhile,
19. S08E19Field of ScreamsFebruary 27, 1994 8.3Al opposes the proposed destruction of his old high school football field to build a new auto plant (initiated by Marcy and Kyoto Bank) by c
20. S08E20The D'Arcy FilesMarch 20, 1994 9.0Jefferson reveals his secret past to Marcy when he tells her that he is a ex-CIA spy in a witness relocation program. Meanwhile, Al gets con
21. S08E21Nooner or LaterApril 10, 1994 9.0Al shows his new temp Dexter around the shoe store, while Bud and Kelly queues outside for a rock concert, and Peggy, aiming to win a trip t
22. S08E22Ride ScareApril 24, 1994 9.0Al opposes a forced car pooling until he learns that three lingerie models are in the group. But Al realizes the models are full-figured. Al
23. S08E23The Legend of Ironhead HaynesMay 1, 1994 9.0When another complaint from a fat woman at the shoe store results in Al losing his parking space and being reprimanded not to insult anymore
24. S08E24Assault and BatteriesMay 8, 1994 8.2Al rushes to finish fixing the basement step before his favorite movie, "Hondo" comes on TV. But, in an attempt to get some new batteries fo
25. S08E25Al Goes DeepMay 15, 1994 7.8Using their tax refund money, Jefferson and Al bet heavily on a college football game that they are guaranteed to win. But that's before Tru
26. S08E26Kelly Knows SomethingMay 22, 1994 8.6When the Bundy TV set blows its condenser, Al decides to try out for a place on a new sports trivia game show, hoping to win a new TV set as

Season 8 ranked & reviewed

1. S09E01Shoeway to HeavenSeptember 4, 1994 9.0Al and Jefferson decide to cash in on 1970s nostalgia by selling shoes from that period.
2. S09E02Driving Mr. BoondySeptember 11, 1994 8.0Al has to renew his driver's license and is upset to learn that Bud will be his Examiner.
3. S09E03Kelly Breaks OutSeptember 18, 1994 8.2Kelly has a big zit on the day of her commercial, Ice Beer and Peg offers her a solution. Her uncle Sticky Wanker's zit removing potion will
4. S09E04Naughty But NieceSeptember 25, 1994 8.2Bud's intense studying for a scholarship exam makes him periodically nod off and fantasize about making out with beautiful women. So, is a p
5. S09E05Business Sucks (1)October 2, 1994 8.6When Al banishes a nursing mother for breast feeding her baby in the shoe store, Marcy and FANG holds a protest against Gary's Shoe Store in
6. S09E06Business Still Sucks (2)October 9, 1994 7.8Al and No MA'AM decides to hold a counter protest in the favor of banning breast feeding from the shoe store.
7. S09E07Dial "B" for VirginOctober 16, 1994 7.8Bud's community service assignment for college is the one he is least suited for: consulting virgins on the brink of temptation, while he ha
8. S09E08Sleepless in ChicagoOctober 23, 1994 8.2Jefferson learns that the Barbie doll he bought for Marcy on her birthday at an auction is worth a small fortune of $50,000. So he asks Al a
9. S09E09No Pot to Pease InNovember 6, 1994 9.0When Kelly auditions for a part in a Fox network sitcom she happens to mention some stories about her family which the producer likes better
10. S09E10Dud BowlNovember 13, 1994 8.8After the funeral of a former football teammate at the Bullpen Sports Bar, an old rival, named Jack Franklin, challenges Al and his former t
11. S09E11A Man for No SeasonsNovember 27, 1994 8.3When Major League Baseball goes on a strike, NO MA'AM organizes their own league sponsored by nude bars.
12. S09E12I Want My Psycho Dad (1)December 11, 1994 8.8Al launches his group NO MA'AM in a protest outside the local TV station after Marcy's group FANG gets NO MA'AM's favorite TV show "Psycho D
13. S09E13I Want My Psycho Dad (2)December 18, 1994 9.0Al and his friends from NO MA'AM who include Griff, Officer Dan, Ike and Bob Rooney travel to Washington D.C. where thanks to Jefferson's pu
14. S09E14The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the NakedJanuary 8, 1995 8.6To check out their husbands claim of "totally innocent fun" Peggy, Marcy and their friends accompany their husbands Al, Jefferson, Charlie,
15. S09E15Kelly Takes a ShotJanuary 15, 1995 8.2Al gets an owl costume to scare away the birds who keep him awake. To impress Amber, Bud helps Kelly to learn archery for her audition.
16. S09E16Season's bestGet the Dodge Outta HellFebruary 5, 1995 9.2Al's Dodge mysteriously disappears during a family visit to a local car wash while on their way to Wanker county. Meanwhile, Marcy's ex-husb
17. S09E1725 Years and What Do You Get?February 12, 1995 8.0On their 25th wedding anniversary, Peggy goes out with Marcy to a posh health spa where Peggy gets conned out of all her money by a gift sho
18. S09E18Ship Happens (1)February 19, 1995 7.6Peg wins a cruise but decides to take Al and the Darcys along with her, leaving the kids at home with Wolfman Jack, but as always, misfortun
19. S09E19Ship Happens (2)February 26, 1995 7.6The Bundys ocean cruise takes a turn for the worse when their ship sinks and they are stranded on a life raft in the middle of the ocean wit
20. S09E20Something Larry This Way ComesMarch 12, 1995 7.5Kelly gets a big break while attending the Larry Storch School of Acting when she and Larry Storch are to appear on stage in a part of the s
21. S09E21And Bingo Was Her Game-OMarch 26, 1995 8.3Peggy gets invited to the Bingo Invitational Final. To their horror, Al and Jefferson hear that the new spokes-model for their official No M
22. S09E22User FriendlyApril 9, 1995 8.0Bud gets hooked on a virtual reality sex experiment to revitalize his sex life with Amber, while she and Kelly discover what Bud is up to an
23. S09E23Pump FictionApril 30, 1995 8.8When Kelly and Al collaborate and make a short documentary film about shoes for Kelly's acting class in the Larry Storch School of Acting, t
24. S09E24Radio Free TrumaineMay 7, 1995 7.4In this pilot for a proposed new TV series, set on Trumaine University's radio station, W.H.I.P., DJ's Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell host se
25. S09E25Shoeless AlMay 14, 1995 8.4An insurance agent is assigned to make sure Al is afraid to wear shoes to collaborate his lawsuit against the mall that claims he is afraid
26. S09E26The UndergraduateMay 21, 1995 8.2Kelly's new secret admirer turns out to be a wealthy, spoiled, and immature 12-year-old boy, named Robbie Bennett, who blackmails her into a

Season 9 ranked & reviewed

1. S10E01Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and DinnerSeptember 17, 1995 8.0Mama Wanker moves in with the Bundys after fighting with her husband.
2. S10E02A Shoe Room with a ViewSeptember 24, 1995 8.3Al and Griff convinces Gary to use the extra space for an aerobic's studio in the hopes that it'll attract pretty women. When it attracts fa
3. S10E03Requiem for a Dead BriardOctober 1, 1995 7.6Buck the dog dies; in Heaven, he is sent back to Earth as the Bundys' new dog, Lucky.
4. S10E04Reverend AlOctober 8, 1995 8.6Al and his mens group NO MA'AM decide to form their own church in order to avoid paying beer tax. When Marcy and her women's group FANG expo
5. S10E05Season's bestHow Bleen Was My KellyOctober 15, 1995 8.8Kelly has unknowingly created a new color chemical called Bleen and Al quickly finds out that she has created a new formula that grows hair.
6. S10E06The Weaker SexOctober 22, 1995 8.4Peggy takes up a self-defense class. What's worse, she is soon promoted to the advanced class. This makes Al feel emasculated. To make Peg d
7. S10E07Flight of the BumblebeeOctober 29, 1995 7.8In order to join Al's group NO MA'AM, Bud must go through a initiation process where he must crash a televised wrestling match in order to g
8. S10E08Blonde and BlonderNovember 5, 1995 8.0Marcy organizes a "Toys for guns" campaign to get kids something else to play with than toy guns. Kelly has a post-graduation five-year re-u
9. S10E09The Two That Got AwayNovember 19, 1995 7.8Al and Jefferson go away for the weekend to a fishing lake in upstate Wisconsin. But when they arrive at the fishing lodge, they are rudely
10. S10E10Dud Bowl IINovember 26, 1995 8.2Marcy's bank, Kyoto National, plans to donate a new scoreboard to Polk High and name it after Polk High's famous football alumni. Al, having
11. S10E11Bearly MenDecember 3, 1995 7.6Al and Bud go on a bear hunt in the woods to prove they're as manly as Peggy's father, Ephraim, so he can take back Peggy's unseen mother. A
12. S10E12Love Conquers AlDecember 10, 1995 7.8To go out with hot guy named Carlos, Kelly bribes the reluctant Bud to keep company for Carlos's cousin Esmeralda by offering Bud a date wit
13. S10E13I Can't Believe It's ButterDecember 17, 1995 7.6During the Christmas season, Griff becomes quite fond of a phone sex partner named "Butter," whom Al discovers is really Peg's mother.
14. S10E14The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (1)January 7, 1996 7.5Al buys a satellite dish from a discount store and he and Jefferson insist on installing it themselves. Bud is turned down for a loan at eve
15. S10E15The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (2)January 14, 1996 7.5Vito's hatchet man, Gino, tells Bud that he has until 5:00 pm to finish the exercise video or he will be sleeping with the fishes. Kelly and
16. S10E16Calendar GirlFebruary 4, 1996 7.8Al wants to beat the rival shoe shop owner, Babcock, in something and puts his faith in Bud who's in the same entrepreneurial studies class
17. S10E17The Agony and the Extra CFebruary 11, 1996 7.8It is Marcy and Jefferson's wedding anniversary, but Jefferson is in hospital, recovering from a physical trauma. Kelly and Bud visit Jeffer
18. S10E18Spring Break (1)February 18, 1996 7.5Bud and his three "frat bros", Hindu Achmed, fatso Hummer, and nerdy Barney, are set to leave for Spring Break in Fort Lauderdale in hopes o
19. S10E19Spring Break (2)February 25, 1996 7.5Al, Jefferson and Griff are having the time of their lives at Fort Lauderdale - Al even finds a new way to earn money by collecting empty ca
20. S10E20Turning JapaneseMarch 17, 1996 7.6Marcy is up for a promotion, but to get promoted, she needs to impress her Japanese boss, Mr. Shimokawa, by serving him dinner and presentin
21. S10E21Al Goes to the DogsMarch 24, 1996 8.8Al decides to build a dog house for Lucky. But when he makes an absurd amount of noise in the back yard, Marcy bribes a building inspector t
22. S10E22EnemiesApril 14, 1996 6.8In this pilot for a proposed TV series, a group of "friends" live in a sometimes peaceful co-existence. Tom is a handsome deliveryman living
23. S10E23Bud Hits the BooksApril 28, 1996 7.6Bud has invited not-too-bright student Ariel to play the "Strip Study" game, to prepare for upcoming exams he has to pass in order to gradua
24. S10E24Kiss of the Coffee WomanMay 5, 1996 8.7Marcy will not let Jefferson back in the house until he finds a job, so he hangs around at the Bundys. Bud gets Kelly a part in a Romantic R
25. S10E25Torch Song DuetMay 19, 1996 8.6There's a radio contest open to all (except Al), where the winner will get to carry the Olympic torch through the city. Griff wins it and be
26. S10E26The Joke's on AlMay 26, 1996 7.8While Griff faces the death penalty due to a NO MA'AM prank, Al plans to get married to an old flame.

Season 10 ranked & reviewed

1. S11E01TwistedSeptember 28, 1996 7.8Bud has discovered that Ariel gets turned on by life-threatening situations and has decided to stage a fake tornado in order to get some fro
2. S11E02Children of the CornsOctober 5, 1996 7.3Gary declares a sales contest between Al and Griff - the winner gets a raise. However, an appearance of an immigrant child who works in Gary
3. S11E03Kelly's Gotta HabitOctober 12, 1996 7.6In order to get a $20,000 contract of a model for a national olive oil brand, Kelly has to sign a Morals Clause, which requires that she rem
4. S11E04Requiem for a Chevyweight (1)November 10, 1996 8.6Al's beloved Dodge is fading away. Through a frantic "emergency operation", Al manages to "stabilize" the Dodge's condition, but it still ne
5. S11E05Season's bestRequiem for a Chevyweight (2)November 17, 1996 9.0Al buries his "dead" Dodge in his backyard and has a funeral ceremony for it. The collectors still desire the spare parts and Peg still inte
6. S11E06A Bundy ThanksgivingNovember 24, 1996 8.3It's Thanksgiving. In Al's childhood, it was a tradition to eat aunt Maddie's potato pie on Thanksgiving, so Al takes a trip with Griff to s
7. S11E07The Juggs Have Left the BuildingDecember 1, 1996 7.0Peg take a holiday in Branson, Missouri, but Al says he can't afford it. The prospect of all-fried food and only twin beds available, howeve
8. S11E08God Help Ye Merry BundymenDecember 22, 1996 8.0It's Christmas. Al doesn't want a Christmas tree, the rest of the family do. Marcy is determined to win the neighborhood decorating contest.
9. S11E09Crimes Against ObesityDecember 29, 1996 8.2When Al goes too far with insulting the overweight women for the final time. The fat women, who he insulted over the years, puts him on tria
10. S11E10The Stepford PegJanuary 6, 1997 9.0Al is planning a get-together for the guys - they'll be watching wrestling from cable. Al wants Peg to help but she declines. Then Peg has a
11. S11E11Bud on the SideJanuary 13, 1997 8.5When Al finds out that Bud and Gary are dating, he and Griff decides to take advantage of the situation like a break room.
12. S11E12Grime and PunishmentJanuary 20, 1997 8.8Since Bud is actually earning money, Al starts charging rent for the basement. Bud and Al sign a lease and Bud pays his rent, after which he
13. S11E13T*R*A*S*HJanuary 27, 1997 7.0Jefferson has joined the National Guard. He tells Al and Griff of the benefits: for one weekend once every month, one gets to party with a b
14. S11E14Breaking Up is Easy to Do (1)February 24, 1997 7.2Al agrees to let Peg invite the Darcy's and Griff (plus one) to an evening party in exchange for a month of no sex. As a party game, the pai
15. S11E15Breaking Up is Easy to Do (2)February 24, 1997 7.2Al makes true of his threat to move out. But what about custody of the two... TVs? The kids Al leaves to Peg. In foresight, he has hidden a
16. S11E16Breaking Up is Easy to Do (3)March 3, 1997 7.0Al is having difficulties adjusting to being single. Marcy is more than happy to share with him the info that Peg is having a dinner party w
17. S11E17Live Nude PegMarch 10, 1997 8.5Peggy, jealous that Al is spending all his time at The Giggly Room, decides to try out on amateur night while Al and the No Ma'am boys judge
18. S11E18A Babe in ToylandMarch 17, 1997 8.5When Kelly gets successful on a kid's show, she becomes a total bitch and a control freak. Her manager, Bud decides that Princess Kelly shou
19. S11E19Birthday Boy ToyMarch 31, 1997 8.2Al makes Peg stop her constant shopping by taking his card away from her and by electrifying the phone so that she can't place any orders. M
20. S11E20Lez Be FriendsApril 28, 1997 6.8Marcy wants the Bundys to stay indoors because her "identical" cousin Mandy is coming for a visit and Marcy doesn't want her to be repulsed
21. S11E21Damn BundysApril 28, 1997 7.0Al sells his soul to the Devil so he can play for the Bears. However, the Devil takes him to Hell the day of the Super Bowl with a fate wors
22. S11E22The Desperate Half-Hour (1)May 5, 1997 7.0Al is kicking Peg and the kids out so he can watch Death Wish 6 3-D in privacy on pay per view. But Bud also needs the house for himself: hi
23. S11E23How to Marry a Moron (2)May 5, 1997 7.0Lonnie is freed from prison because it was overcrowded. He asks Al's blessing for marrying Kelly. He even has a ring. Turns out that Lonnie
24. S11E24Chicago Shoe ExchangeJune 9, 1997 8.0Gary is restocking the shoe store and donating all the old shoes to Filipino orphans. When the lunch delivery girl accepts old sandals as pa

Season 11 ranked & reviewed