Family Guy

1. S01E01Death Has a ShadowJanuary 31, 1999 7.5Peter ignores his wife's warning about a bachelor party. Voices include Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Phil LaMarr.
2. S01E02I Never Met the Dead ManApril 11, 1999 7.1Peter (voice of Seth MacFarlane) learns to live without TV when he crashes his car into a satellite dish. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a climat
3. S01E03Chitty Chitty Death BangApril 18, 1999 7.4The Griffins prepare for Stewie's first birthday party, but the precocious lad hatches a plan of his own.
4. S01E04Mind Over MurderApril 25, 1999 7.3Under house arrest, Peter builds a bar in the basement to have his friends over. And the joint is jumpin', much to Lois' dismay.
5. S01E05A Hero Sits Next DoorMay 2, 1999 7.4When Peter's neighbor---an award-winning ballplayer and cop---makes him feel inadequate, Peter tries to become a hero.
6. S01E06The Son Also DrawsMay 9, 1999 6.8On their way to New York, the Griffins take a wrong turn and end up at a Native American gambling casino, where luck proves to be no lady fo
7. S01E07Season's bestBrian: Portrait of a DogMay 16, 1999 7.7Brian leaves home after his refusal to perform during a dog show prompts a rift with Peter, who later sees Brian whisked away to the pound,

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Peter, Peter, Caviar EaterSeptember 23, 1999 7.2The Griffins are movin' on up (to a Newport mansion, specifically), when Lois inherits a "weekend house" from a rich aunt. Robin Leach provi
2. S02E02Holy CrapSeptember 30, 1999 7.2Peter's dour and devout 80-year-old father (voice of Charles Durning) moves in with the Griffins after he retires from the mill where he has
3. S02E03DaBoomDecember 26, 1999 8.4The Griffins usher in the Millennium with a bang----a nuclear one. Victoria Principal and Patrick Duffy have cameos (as their "Dallas" chara
4. S02E04Brian in LoveMarch 7, 2000 8.2Brian is having "accidents" (on rugs and other places) and seeks out a therapist (voice of Sam Waterston) to find out why. The therapist's c
5. S02E05Love Thy TrophyMarch 14, 2000 8.6Peter and his neighbors enter a float in Quahog's annual Harvest Festival Parade. They win, but then the trophy turns up missing and the win
6. S02E06Death is a BitchMarch 21, 2000 8.6Peter survives a health scare but gets a killer bill. So he writes "deceased" next to his name on a form---and is visited by the Grim Reaper
7. S02E07The King is DeadMarch 28, 2000 7.7Lois is named artistic director of the Quahog Players and makes Peter the producer of the troupe's upcoming show, "The King and I." She had
8. S02E08I Am Peter, Hear Me RoarMarch 28, 2000 8.4Peter's sense of humor is no laughing matter to the woman who sues him for sexual harassment. He can escape the lawsuit, though---by attendi
9. S02E09If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'April 4, 2000 7.9When Peter and Chris's favorite TV show, "Gumbel 2 Gumbel," is canceled, Peter concocts a plan to get it uncanceled. He goes to the Grant-a-
10. S02E10Running MatesApril 11, 2000 7.8Peter and school-board candidate Lois have divergent views on an education issue, so Peter decides to run against her. The issue: a wacky ol
11. S02E11A Picture's Worth a Thousand BucksApril 18, 2000 7.8A New York art dealer sees a painting of Chris's and immediately christens "Christobel" as the next big thing in art. So the Griffins head f
12. S02E12Fifteen Minutes of ShameApril 25, 2000 7.7Everything Lois and Peter do seems to embarrass Meg, and now the Griffins are to be featured on a reality TV show. Not surprisingly, Meg is
13. S02E13Season's bestRoad to Rhode IslandMay 30, 2000 8.8Hope and Crosby they're not, but Brian and Stewie do have some odd adventures when they bum their way across the country together after losi
14. S02E14Let's Go to the HopJune 6, 2000 8.2A psychedelic drug craze (licking Colombian toads) hits Quahog's teens, so Peter goes undercover at the high school to stop it, and ends up
15. S02E15Dammit JanetJune 13, 2000 8.1Lacking excitement in her life, Lois decides to get a job, and Peter steers her toward being a flight attendant (because husbands fly free).
16. S02E16There's Something About PaulieJune 27, 2000 7.8Peter finds himself tied to the mob after he buys a car that turns out to be a lemon, and a wiseguy (voice of Jon Cryer) offers lemon aid. O
17. S02E17He's Too Sexy for His FatJune 27, 2000 8.3Tired of being overweight, Chris (voice of Seth Green) decides to diet and exercise. That doesn't work, but there's always liposuction and p
18. S02E18E. Peterbus UnumJuly 12, 2000 7.8When Peter goes to City Hall for a pool permit, he discovers that the Griffin house is not located in Quahog---or even in the U.S. And so a
19. S02E19The Story on Page OneJuly 18, 2000 8.0Luke Perry (who provides his own voice) is the subject of Meg's journalistic excess. Actually, it's Peter's: he writes an article "outing" P
20. S02E20Wasted TalentJuly 25, 2000 8.8The men of Quahog drink themselves into stupors trying to win a contest sponsored by the mysterious brewer Pawtucket Pete. The prize: a tour
21. S02E21Fore, FatherAugust 1, 2000 7.8Chris takes up with Quagmire when he feels neglected by Peter, who coaches Cleveland Jr. to play with him in a golf tournament.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01The Thin White LineJuly 11, 2001 8.5Family dog Brian is "in a rut" so he tries volunteerism, then takes a job as a dope-sniffing narc for the Quahog P.D. Trouble is, he likes w
2. S03E02Brian Does HollywoodJuly 18, 2001 8.1Brian heads to Hollywood to be screenwriter and the others follow when Stewie is chosen to be on "Kids Say the Darndest Things." Stewie does
3. S03E03Mr. Griffin Goes to WashingtonJuly 25, 2001 7.5A conglomerate buys Happy Go Lucky Toys and installs Peter (voice of series creator Seth McFarlane) as president. The conglomerate also owns
4. S03E04One If by Clam, Two If by SeaAugust 1, 2001 8.3Peter and his pals catch a beer-besotted version of the "Spirit of '76" when a Brit buys the Drunken Clam and turns it into an English pub.
5. S03E05And the Wiener is...August 8, 2001 8.4Meg makes the flag-girl squad at James Woods High. That's "almost a cheerleader," she boasts, but it doesn't impress the cool kids. Meanwhil
6. S03E06Death LivesAugust 15, 2001 8.5Peter pays a price when he plays golf on his anniversary---he's struck by lightning. Adam Carolla provides the voice of the Grim Reaper, who
7. S03E07Lethal WeaponsAugust 22, 2001 7.9With a few tae-jitsu lessons under her black belt, Lois (voice of Alex Borstein) turns herself into Quahog's answer to Xena, cutting a wide
8. S03E08The Kiss Seen Around the WorldAugust 29, 2001 7.6Meg (voice of Mila Kunis) gets an internship at a TV station. It's a dream job...because she thinks the station's male anchor is dreamy. But
9. S03E09Mr. Saturday KnightSeptember 5, 2001 8.0Peter's boss, Mr. Weed, dies suddenly (at the Griffins' house, as it happens), and the toy factory dies with him. Not surprisingly, Peter's
10. S03E10Fish Out of WaterSeptember 19, 2001 7.6A jobless Peter decides on a line of work fit for "a real New England man": He becomes a fisherman. But there's something fishy about the ba
11. S03E11Season's bestEmission ImpossibleNovember 8, 2001 8.7After Peter helps deliver Lois's sister's baby, he and Lois decide to try to have another kid, but Stewie will attempt to foil their new pla
12. S03E12To Love and Die in DixieNovember 15, 2001 8.4Waylon Jennings has a voice cameo in an episode in which the Griffins discover Southern hospitality---courtesy of the Witness Protection Pro
13. S03E13Screwed the PoochNovember 29, 2001 8.1Peter can't stop trying to impress Lois's father, Mr. Pewterschmidt, and Brian can't take his eye off Pewterschmidt's racing grayhound. Bob
14. S03E14Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?December 6, 2001 8.2When Chris adopts hip-hop speech, Peter (who can't understand a word he's saying) decides to teach his son about his roots. He makes a start
15. S03E15Ready, Willing, and DisabledDecember 20, 2001 8.1Joe, Quahog's disabled cop, is depressed after failing to nab a perp, so Peter suggests he compete in the Special People's Games as a confid
16. S03E16A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' ChristmasDecember 21, 2001 8.5It may be the season, but Peter's anything but merry when holiday preparations prevent him from watching his favorite Christmas special, "KI
17. S03E17Brian Wallows and Peter's SwallowsJanuary 17, 2002 8.2Brian, depressed over bad luck in love, is convicted of DUI and sentenced to care for an ornery old woman whose past comes to the attention
18. S03E18From Method to MadnessJanuary 24, 2002 8.1Stewie displays some show-business talent---as long as he's paired with a girl he despises; Meg develops a crush on a teenage nudist. Fred W
19. S03E19Stuck Together, Torn ApartJanuary 31, 2002 8.3Lois runs into an old male friend from school and they renew their friendship. When Peter finds out, he gets jealous, to say the least. Mean
20. S03E20Road to EuropeFebruary 7, 2002 8.3Brian and Stewie stow away on a plane they think is bound for England. They're wrong, and soon they're in Saudi Arabia, at the beginning of
21. S03E21Family Guy Viewer Mail (1)February 14, 2002 7.4Three mini-episodes. In the first, a genie grants Peter three wishes and he ends up being propositioned by Catherine Zeta-Jones (voice of Al
22. S03E22When You Wish Upon a WeinsteinDecember 10, 2004 8.1The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems. When Peter wishes for a Je

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01North by North QuahogMay 1, 2005 8.5Peter decides to take Lois on a second honeymoon. But when things go awry, they end up posing as a famous actor/director to stay in his fanc
2. S04E02Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. HighMay 8, 2005 8.2When Chris' teacher wins the lotto and quits, Brian fills in as the substitute. All's well until Brian is moved to another class where he mu
3. S04E03Blind AmbitionMay 15, 2005 7.9Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements - Mort bowls a perfect game, Joe gets a guilty Quagmire off on unsavory charges and Quagm
4. S04E04Don't Make Me OverJune 5, 2005 7.9When Meg asks a cute boy at school on a date and he turns her down, she looks to her family for support. In an effort to cheer her up, Lois
5. S04E05The Cleveland-Loretta QuagmireJune 12, 2005 7.8When Peter hears screams coming from Cleveland and Loretta's house, he tries to help but discovers Loretta in a compromising position. Peter
6. S04E06PetardedJune 19, 2005 7.8At a game night among friends, Lois lets Peter win at Trivial Pursuit, which leads Peter to gloat and think he's a genius. Brian knows the t
7. S04E07Brian the BachelorJune 26, 2005 8.0When "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog, they recruit Brian to be a contestant. He signs up for the free martinis and food, but ends up fall
8. S04E088 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage DaughterJuly 10, 2005 7.8When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner's son, Neil, who has been st
9. S04E09Breaking Out is Hard to DoJuly 17, 2005 7.8When Lois is short on cash and can't pay her grocery store bill, she resorts to stealing. The adrenaline rush from shoplifting sends her on
10. S04E10Model MisbehaviorJuly 24, 2005 8.1When the Griffins visit Lois' parents, Lois realizes that her father prevented her from fulfilling her lifelong dream of becoming a model, s
11. S04E11Peter's Got WoodsSeptember 11, 2005 8.4When Brian attends a PTA meeting, he meets Meg's high school teacher and starts to date her. This new relationship puts a strain on Peter an
12. S04E12The Perfect CastawaySeptember 18, 2005 8.3When Peter and the guys go on a fishing trip, they end up in choppy waters that leave them stranded on a desert island. Months later, the gu
13. S04E13Jungle LoveSeptember 25, 2005 7.6When Chris discovers he'll be hazed as part of a high school ritual, he runs away to South America, where he assimilates to the uncivilized,
14. S04E14PTVNovember 6, 2005 8.3After a controversial mishap occurs during a live broadcast, the FCC begins to censor all of Peter's favorite television shows. Peter retali
15. S04E15Brian Goes Back to CollegeNovember 13, 2005 8.1After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian lands a job with the prestigious New Yorker. However, his college dropout status haunts hi
16. S04E16The Courtship of Stewie's FatherNovember 20, 2005 8.3When Stewie intensifies his efforts to kill Lois, she thinks he is acting out and orders Peter to spend more time with him. They begin to do
17. S04E17The Fat Guy StranglerNovember 27, 2005 8.4When Lois drags Peter to the doctor for a physical, his prognosis is clear: he's too fat. This news drives Peter to form the NAAFP, an advoc
18. S04E18The Father, The Son and the Holy FonzDecember 18, 2005 8.1When Peter's dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mishap leaves Stewie stuck living
19. S04E19Brian Sings and SwingsJanuary 8, 2006 7.7After an accident lands Brian in the hospital, he has a near-death experience that leads him to take a new lease on life. He finds a passion
20. S04E20Patriot GamesJanuary 29, 2006 7.7At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a big-shot millionaire to impress his classmates, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom
21. S04E21I Take Thee, QuagmireMarch 12, 2006 8.2When Peter goes on a television game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire becomes smitten with her and ends up popping the question. Bu
22. S04E22Sibling RivalryMarch 26, 2006 8.4After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy. But after the operation, Peter's sex drive becomes nonexistent. When L
23. S04E23Season's bestDeep ThroatsApril 9, 2006 8.6When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he's corrupt. Determined to expose his shady ways, Brian and Stewie go under
24. S04E24PeteroticaApril 23, 2006 8.2After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it. But when Carter gets sued for Peter's bo
25. S04E25You May Now Kiss The...Uh...Guy Who ReceivesApril 30, 2006 7.7While visiting the Griffins, Brian's gay cousin Jasper announces he's engaged to his partner and wants to be married in their home. But when
26. S04E26PetergeistMay 7, 2006 8.6After Joe builds a new home theater system, Peter tries to top it by building a multiplex in his backyard and discovers an Indian burial gro
27. S04E27Untitled Griffin Family HistoryMay 14, 2006 8.3When the Griffins get robbed, the family runs into Peter's panic room to escape the trespassers. Now isolated and trapped, Peter insists the
28. S04E28Stewie B. GoodeMay 21, 2006 8.1After a competitive swim lesson, Stewie tries to destroy his rival by blowing up the lifeguard tower. But when his plan backfires and he has
29. S04E29Bango Was His Name Oh!May 21, 2006 8.1California, here they come---Stewie and Brian head to San Francisco in Quagmire's van to search for the man Stewie's convinced is his real f
30. S04E30Stu & Stewie's Excellent AdventureMay 21, 2006 8.6Stewie travels 35 years into the future and doesn't like what he finds: himself, who's known as Stu as an adult. So Stewie goes about remaki

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01Stewie Loves LoisSeptember 10, 2006 8.7After Lois saves Stewie's beloved teddy bear, Rupert, he starts to think that maybe he shouldn't kill his dear old mom and clings to her lik
2. S05E02Mother TuckerSeptember 17, 2006 8.2When Peter's mother announces that she is getting a divorce, Peter feels abandoned until he finds a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend
3. S05E03Hell Comes to QuahogSeptember 24, 2006 8.0After Peter buys a military tank with Meg's money, her car fund goes out the window and she's forced to get a job at the newly built Superst
4. S05E04Saving Private BrianNovember 5, 2006 8.3After Chris is approached by an Army recruiter, Brian goes to the headquarters to give him a piece of his mind, but Stewie tags along and ge
5. S05E05Whistle While Your Wife WorksNovember 12, 2006 8.4When Peter hurts his hand and his boss Angela tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery and helps him play catch-up.
6. S05E06Prick Up Your EarsNovember 19, 2006 8.4When Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex, she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. After Lois ups
7. S05E07Chick CancerNovember 26, 2006 8.2Stewie ties the knot with his old friend and fading child actress Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns into a traditional marriage f
8. S05E08Season's bestBarely LegalDecember 17, 2006 8.8When Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, Brian gets suckered into going with her, even though he is dating Jillian. When Brian arrives
9. S05E09Road to RupertJanuary 28, 2007 8.6When the family has a garage sale, Brian accidentally sells Stewie's beloved teddy bear Rupert. Stewie is so distraught that Brian takes him
10. S05E10Peter's Two DadsFebruary 11, 2007 8.3After Peter's dad, Francis, dies, he finds out from Thelma that his real father lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian head there in search of
11. S05E11The Tan Aquatic with Steve ZissouFebruary 18, 2007 8.3When a bully begins to harass Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but the kid is so annoying that Peter beats him up. This is so satisfying th
12. S05E12Airport '07March 4, 2007 8.1Peter takes Quagmire to the airport for work and messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. Quagmire can't find another
13. S05E13Bill and Peter's Bogus AdventureMarch 11, 2007 8.1After Peter helps Bill Clinton out with a flat tire, they become fast friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois starts to
14. S05E14No Meals on WheelsMarch 25, 2007 7.8When the Griffin family decides to start a restaurant, they have a hard time attracting customers. But after Joe promises to help, Peter is
15. S05E15Boys Do CryApril 29, 2007 8.1The family heads to church when Lois gets a gig as the organist, but after Stewie gets sick the congregation is convinced he's possessed by
16. S05E16No Chris Left BehindMay 6, 2007 7.8After Chris is expelled from public school, he's sent to the same snooty boarding school that Lois' dad attended. Meanwhile, a chicken picks
17. S05E17It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married OneMay 13, 2007 8.1Incensed by Mayor West's complicity in oil-company pollution at Quahog Lake, Lois decides to challenge him in the upcoming election.
18. S05E18Meet the QuagmiresMay 20, 2007 8.5Death grants Peter's wish of going back in time to be 18 again just for one night so that he can sow his wild oats. In 1984, he bails on a d

Season 5 ranked & reviewed

1. S06E01Blue HarvestSeptember 23, 2007 8.8When the power goes out in the Griffin home, Peter decides to educate his family and pass along the greatest story ever told- the story of S
2. S06E02Movin' OutSeptember 30, 2007 8.0When Peter convinces Brian to move in with his dense girlfriend Jillian, she ends up smothering him, but he keeps her around for the lovin'.
3. S06E03Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on AirOctober 7, 2007 8.4After Bonnie tells Joe that she is tired of being married to a handicapped person, Joe decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his ne
4. S06E04Season's bestStewie Kills LoisNovember 4, 2007 8.9In the 100th episode, Lois and Peter go on a cruise, leaving Stewie and the family behind. Upset with Lois for leaving him at home, Stewie v
5. S06E05Lois Kills StewieNovember 11, 2007 8.9While all of Quahog assumes she's dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer, but he goes on the run while Joe le
6. S06E06Padre de FamiliaNovember 18, 2007 7.8Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans' Day parade, but his tune quickly c
7. S06E07Peter's DaughterNovember 25, 2007 8.5When a flood hits Quahog, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma, but she wakes up to a cute med student and they immediately hit it off. Af
8. S06E08McStrokeJanuary 13, 2008 8.3Peter decides to grow a moustache, but then he's mistaken for a fireman, so he lends a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food rest
9. S06E09Back to the WoodsFebruary 17, 2008 7.5James Woods returns after being locked in a crate to seek revenge against Peter. First, James steals Peter's identity and moves in as head o
10. S06E10Play It Again, BrianMarch 2, 2008 8.1Peter and Lois's marriage is on the rocks, but when Brian wins the New England Rising Writer's award, the three of them head to Martha's Vin
11. S06E11The Former Life of BrianApril 27, 2008 7.8When Brian is afraid that he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of a former flame Tracy only to discover he is the father of her
12. S06E12Long John PeterMay 4, 2008 8.1Yo ho ho! It's a pirate's life for Peter when he gets a pet parrot. But after raising hell in Quahog and terrorizing the neighbors, Peter ac

Season 6 ranked & reviewed

1. S07E01Love BlactuallySeptember 28, 2008 7.0When Brian meets Carolyn, the girl of his dreams, he decides to follow Stewie's advice to take things slow. This drives Carolyn crazy, and s
2. S07E02I Dream of JesusOctober 5, 2008 7.6When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "The Bird's the Word," Brian and Stewie decide to ta
3. S07E03Road to GermanyOctober 19, 2008 8.0When Mort accidentally steps into a time machine, Brian and Stewie follow him in order to bring him back. But when they discover they're in
4. S07E04Baby Not on BoardNovember 2, 2008 7.3Peter wins a year of unlimited gas, and Brian suggests that the family use the funds to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. So the Griffin
5. S07E05The Man with Two BriansNovember 9, 2008 7.1After watching Johnny Knoxville on "Jackass," Peter and the guys film their own shenanigans. When Brian gets hurt, the family worries that h
6. S07E06Tales of a Third Grade NothingNovember 16, 2008 7.2Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and S
7. S07E07Ocean's Three and a HalfFebruary 15, 2009 7.1After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly falls for the little t
8. S07E08Season's bestFamily GayMarch 8, 2009 8.2To help pay off his incredible debt, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash. First, he is injected with the "Seth
9. S07E09The Juice is Loose!March 15, 2009 6.5Peter cashes in a raffle ticket from 1989 and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. When Peter befriends the infamous former running back an
10. S07E10FOX-y LadyMarch 22, 2009 7.4Lois lands a job as a news reporter where her first assignment is to shoot an investigative expose on a liberal filmmaker, but when her stor
11. S07E11Not All Dogs Go to HeavenMarch 29, 2009 8.2The Griffin family heads to the annual Quahog "Star Trek" convention, but Stewie blows a fuse when he doesn't get a chance to ask his favori
12. S07E12420April 19, 2009 8.1After Brian gets thrown in the slammer for drug possession, he launches a campaign to legalize marijuana. Mayor West passes the law, and the
13. S07E13Stew-RoidsApril 26, 2009 8.0After Stewie gets his baby butt kicked by Joe's infant daughter, he starts hitting the gym with Peter. It seems like all of Stewie's hard wo
14. S07E14We Love You ConradMay 3, 2009 8.0When Brian discovers that his beloved Jillian is getting married, he hits the sauce to drown his sorrows. The next morning, he wakes up with
15. S07E15Three KingsMay 10, 2009 8.2After Peter discovers the writing of Stephen King, he imagines his family and friends in three of King's most famous works. First, Peter, Qu
16. S07E16Peter's ProgressMay 17, 2009 7.7Peter has his palm read by a psychic who reveals that he had a fascinating past life as Griffin Peterson, a dignified gentleman who vied for

Season 7 ranked & reviewed

1. S08E01Season's bestRoad to the MultiverseSeptember 27, 2009 9.2With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic worl
2. S08E02Family GoyOctober 4, 2009 6.9When Lois finds a lump on her breast, she goes to the doctor to test for cancer. The tests come back benign, but the doctor looks at her fam
3. S08E03Spies Reminiscent of UsOctober 11, 2009 7.0Stewie and Brian are suspicious when two guys move into Cleveland's old house, and when they find out Dan and Chevy are spies and they have
4. S08E04Brian's Got a Brand New BagNovember 8, 2009 7.6When Brian snags an older woman, he becomes the laughingstock of the family, but things go from bad to worse when she breaks her hip and Bri
5. S08E05Hannah BananaNovember 8, 2009 7.4When Stewie scores tickets to a famous teen pop singer's concert, he ends up meeting and becoming great friends with her, but things get wei
6. S08E06Quagmire's BabyNovember 15, 2009 7.2When Quagmire assumes responsibility for a baby who looks just like him, he quickly realizes he may be in over his head. Meanwhile, Stewie c
7. S08E07Jerome is the New BlackNovember 22, 2009 7.2Feeling blue, Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. The interview process leads them to Jero
8. S08E08Dog GoneNovember 29, 2009 7.6When Brian accidentally kills another dog he is surprised to see that no one cares so he tries to convince everyone that the life of a dog s
9. S08E09Business GuyDecember 13, 2009 7.5When Peter gives Lois' father the bachelor party he never had, Mr. Pewterschmidt slips into a coma and not even Dr. House can bring him out
10. S08E10Big Man on HippocampusJanuary 3, 2010 7.5After Peter hits his head and develops amnesia, he forgets everything, including his family and his friends. Lois takes extra care of Peter
11. S08E11Dial Meg for MurderJanuary 31, 2010 7.5Brian gets a gig writing for a teen magazine about the average American girl, but when he starts trailing Meg for research he discovers that
12. S08E12Extra Large MediumFebruary 14, 2010 7.6When Chris and Stewie go missing for several days, Lois is at her wit's end until she sees a psychic who assures her they are safe. Even aft
13. S08E13Go, Stewie, Go!March 14, 2010 7.9Stewie wants to audition for his favorite show, "Jolly Farm," but when he finds out they are only auditioning little girls, he creates and a
14. S08E14Peter-assmentMarch 21, 2010 7.7After Peter has some luck selling footage of a celebrity he caught off-guard, he decides to become a full-time paparazzo. To make matters wo
15. S08E15Brian Griffin's House of PayneMarch 28, 2010 6.7When Lois reads Brian's pilot script, she falls in love with it and insists that he meet with network executives to pitch it. The execs resp
16. S08E16April in QuahogApril 11, 2010 7.1When the local news announces that the Earth will be destroyed by a black hole in 24 hours, everyone in Quahog goes nuts trying to live out
17. S08E17Brian & StewieMay 2, 2010 6.3In a Special 150th Episode Event, Brian and Stewie get locked in a bank vault where they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new l
18. S08E18Quagmire's DadMay 9, 2010 7.1Quagmire gets the surprise of his life on Mother's Day, when his father starts to go through the change of his life.
19. S08E19The Splendid SourceMay 16, 2010 8.1Peter, Quagmire and Joe search to find the source of all dirty jokes leads them to Virginia, where they reunite with Cleveland and meet his
20. S08E20Something, Something, Something, Dark SideMay 23, 2010 8.1In a special one-hour episode, Family Guy's homage to the "Star Wars" saga continues with a retelling of "The Empire Strikes Back".
21. S08E21Partial Terms of EndearmentJune 20, 2010 8.1Lois agrees to become a surrogate mother for a friend who is unable to conceive a child of her own. But when the friend and her husband are

Season 8 ranked & reviewed

1. S09E01And Then There Were FewerSeptember 26, 2010 7.3When the Griffins and other residents of Quahog are invited to visit the mansion of James Woods, the evening turns into a real murder myster
2. S09E02Excellence in BroadcastingOctober 3, 2010 6.2When Brian learns that Rush Limbaugh is going to be at the Quahog Mall for a book-signing, he decides to go down there and give him a piece
3. S09E03Welcome Back, CarterOctober 10, 2010 6.9After Peter catches Lois' dad, Carter, having an affair, he is strong-armed into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the be
4. S09E04Season's bestHalloween on Spooner StreetNovember 7, 2010 7.7Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family, friends and neighbors. While B
5. S09E05Baby, You Knock Me OutNovember 14, 2010 7.1When Peter receives tickets to a boxing match as a birthday gift, he volunteers Lois to compete. To everyone's surprise, Lois dominates in t
6. S09E06Brian Writes a BestsellerNovember 21, 2010 7.3Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie becomes his manager and one of
7. S09E07Road to the North PoleDecember 12, 2010 7.5Stewie's favorite thing after his teddy bear, Rupert, is Christmas. So when he hears that Santa is making an appearance at the mall, he begs
8. S09E08New Kidney in TownJanuary 9, 2011 7.3After years of drinking with the guys, Peter's love of the sauce has finally caught up with him and he needs a kidney transplant. Brian offe
9. S09E09And I'm Joyce KinneyJanuary 16, 2011 7.6Lois becomes friends with Joyce Kinney, the new local news anchor, and Joyce convinces Lois to let her do a story on her as the model Americ
10. S09E10Friends of Peter GFebruary 13, 2011 6.9After a public disturbance, Peter and Brian are forced to attend a 12-step meeting to help kick their drinking problems. Unable to recognize
11. S09E11German GuyFebruary 20, 2011 6.6On the search to find a new hobby, Chris meets a puppeteer named Franz, an old friend of Herbert's. Despite Herbert's warnings, Chris and Fr
12. S09E12The Hand That Rocks the WheelchairMarch 6, 2011 6.8When Bonnie goes out of town, Meg offers to check in on Joe, but she soon becomes a little too involved and starts freaking everyone out - e
13. S09E13Trading PlacesMarch 20, 2011 7.0Chris and Meg think their parents have it easy, and Peter and Lois beg to differ, so in order to teach them a lesson, they all trade roles.
14. S09E14Tiegs for TwoApril 10, 2011 7.3When the local dry cleaner loses Peter's favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new frien
15. S09E15Brothers & SistersApril 17, 2011 6.4When Mayor West marries Lois' sister, Carol, they move into the Griffin's house to be one big "happy" family. To make room for everyone, Ste
16. S09E16The Big Bang TheoryMay 8, 2011 6.9Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci.
17. S09E17Foreign AffairsMay 15, 2011 6.6When Bonnie and Lois take a trip to Paris, Bonnie crosses the line while in the City of Love. Meanwhile, Peter homeschools Chris and Meg usi
18. S09E18Episode VI: It's a TrapMay 22, 2011 6.9Return to the Griffins' version of that galaxy far, far away as their freakin' sweet saga continues with the final installment of the hilari

Season 9 ranked & reviewed

1. S10E01Lottery FeverSeptember 25, 2011 6.4Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. In t
2. S10E02Seahorse Seashell PartyOctober 2, 2011 5.7When a storm hits in Quahog, to help pass the time and calm his nerves, Brian consumes some questionable substances and has trouble sobering
3. S10E03Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda QOctober 30, 2011 6.1Quagmire lands in the hospital and his sister, Brenda, and her boyfriend, Jeff, rush to Quahog to nurse him back to health. As Glenn recover
4. S10E04Stewie Goes for a DriveNovember 6, 2011 6.7Ryan Reynolds pays a visit to Quahog and becomes obsessed with Peter Griffin. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals the family
5. S10E05Back to the PilotNovember 13, 2011 7.3Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history again.
6. S10E06ThanksgivingNovember 20, 2011 6.3Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole crew over for dinner, and Joe is shocked when his formerly M.I.A. son, Kevin Swanso
7. S10E07Amish GuyNovember 27, 2011 6.6On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins' car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way
8. S10E08Cool Hand PeterDecember 4, 2011 6.7Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On the way there, the men earn a one-way tick
9. S10E09Grumpy Old ManDecember 11, 2011 6.1It's winter in Quahog, and Lois' parents, Carter and Babs, take Stewie for a trip. But when Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family dec
10. S10E10Meg and QuagmireJanuary 8, 2012 6.3When Meg finally turns 18, Quagmire seizes the opportunity to pursue his next romantic conquest. As the new couple's relationship blossoms,
11. S10E11The Blind SideJanuary 15, 2012 7.1Brian starts dating a blind girl and things get a little dicey when she divulges that she hates dogs. Meanwhile, the Griffin family installs
12. S10E12Livin' on a PrayerJanuary 29, 2012 6.5When Stewie's new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease. Howev
13. S10E13Tom Tucker: The Man and His DreamFebruary 12, 2012 6.2When Peter decides to be a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker's agent as his first step toward stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who l
14. S10E14Be Careful What You Fish ForFebruary 19, 2012 6.7When Peter and the guys try to salvage a sunken Mercedes-Benz, Peter half-heartedly promises a favor to a helpful dolphin. Soon the dolphin
15. S10E15Burning Down the BayitMarch 4, 2012 6.5Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse w
16. S10E16Killer QueenMarch 11, 2012 7.0When Peter and Chris go away to fat camp, they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids. Meanwhile, Stewie is traumatize
17. S10E17Forget-Me-NotMarch 18, 2012 7.2When a seemingly innocent guy's night out takes a sudden turn, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire wake up in a hospital and discover that their
18. S10E18You Can't Do That on Television, PeterApril 1, 2012 6.4After Peter's favorite children's television show gets cancelled, he takes matters into his own hands by creating and starring in his own sh
19. S10E19Mr. and Mrs. StewieApril 29, 2012 7.2Stewie becomes smitten when he meets a girl who happens to be the female version of himself. Meanwhile, Peter and Quagmire take their friend
20. S10E20Leggo My Meg-OMay 6, 2012 6.9When Meg travels abroad to Europe, her exciting adventure comes to a halt when she gets kidnapped. Brian and Stewie embark on an action-pack
21. S10E21Tea PeterMay 13, 2012 6.7After Quahog City Hall threatens to shut down Peter's illegally-run business, Peter joins the Tea Party and successfully campaigns to shut d
22. S10E22Season's bestFamily Guy Viewer Mail (2)May 20, 2012 7.4Continuing a popular show tradition, Brian and Stewie respond to viewer mail. We meet a British version of the Griffins, Quahog is taken ove
23. S10E23Internal AffairsMay 20, 2012 6.7Joe cheats on the cheating Bonnie; and it's Peter vs. the angry chicken (again).

Season 10 ranked & reviewed

1. S11E01Into Fat AirSeptember 30, 2012 6.0In the season premiere, the Griffins decide to climb Mount Everest after their competitive family friends announce their ambitious plans to
2. S11E02Ratings GuyOctober 7, 2012 6.8On a Halloween-themed night, the Griffins are selected to have their television viewing habits monitored. But Peter takes his participation
3. S11E03The Old Man & the Big 'C'November 4, 2012 7.1When Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt's pharmaceutical company is withholding the cure for cancer from the public in order to gain
4. S11E04Season's bestYug YlimafNovember 11, 2012 8.0When Brian uses Stewie's time machine to impress women whom he meets at bars, he accidentally causes time to run in reverse. So he and Stewi
5. S11E05Joe's RevengeNovember 18, 2012 7.4The criminal who, years ago, shot Joe and left him in a wheelchair, becomes a fugitive. So, Quagmire, Joe and Peter team up to hunt the bad
6. S11E06Lois Comes Out of Her ShellNovember 25, 2012 6.9Lois experiences a mid-life crisis, and Peter tries to keep up with her new, wild lifestyle. Meanwhile, Stewie finds a turtle at the park an
7. S11E07Friends Without BenefitsDecember 9, 2012 7.1When Meg finally gathers the courage to ask out her crush, Kent, she is devastated to learn he's gay. But when Meg discovers that Kent has f
8. S11E08Jesus, Mary and Joseph!December 23, 2012 5.9Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story.
9. S11E09Space CadetJanuary 6, 2013 7.5To boost Chris' self-esteem, Peter and Lois send him to space camp. When camp ends and the Griffins come to pick Chris up, they accidentally
10. S11E10Brian's PlayJanuary 13, 2013 6.6Brian writes a play that's a hit in Quahog, but his confidence is shaken when he reads a play Stewie wrote that's much better than his. Soon
11. S11E11The Giggity WifeJanuary 27, 2013 6.5When Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute. In order to get out of his mar
12. S11E12Valentine's Day in QuahogFebruary 10, 2013 6.1Love is in the air on Valentine's Day. Meg dates a guy from the internet, Stewie uses his time machine and falls for a girl in the '60s and
13. S11E13Chris CrossFebruary 17, 2013 6.0To buy new sneakers, Chris steals money from Lois' purse. When Meg catches him in the act, she forces him to do all of her chores in exchang
14. S11E14Call GirlMarch 10, 2013 6.2When the Griffins find themselves in a financial bind, Lois is forced to find a job of her own. She gets discovered by a "voiceover" talent
15. S11E15Turban CowboyMarch 17, 2013 7.2When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. But after an unfortunate accident, Peter ends
16. S11E1612 and a Half Angry MenMarch 24, 2013 6.8Bloody murder occurs at Mayor West's mansion, and he is the prime suspect. The mayor is put on trial, and it is up to the citizens of Quahog
17. S11E17BigfatApril 14, 2013 6.5When Peter, Quagmire and Joe fly on a private plane to Canada, they crash in the middle of the wilderness, far from civilization. Peter is c
18. S11E18Total RecallApril 28, 2013 6.6After teddy bear Rupert gets recalled, Stewie stops at nothing to get back his beloved best friend. Meanwhile, Peter falls ill and can't com
19. S11E19Save the ClamMay 5, 2013 6.2When the owner of the Clam is killed, the bar closes and Peter, Quagmire and Joe must find a way to save their beloved watering hole. Meanwh
20. S11E20Farmer GuyMay 12, 2013 6.6When the Griffins move to a farm, Peter gets into the illicit drug business, a la "Breaking Bad,".
21. S11E21Roads to VegasMay 19, 2013 7.1Stewie and Brian use Stewie's time machine to go to Las Vegas for a Bette Midler concert, but chaos ensues when the machine malfunctions and
22. S11E22No Country Club for Old MenMay 19, 2013 6.3The Griffins receive an invite to join a posh country club, the Barringtons. Peters father in-law gets jealous because he has been trying to

Season 11 ranked & reviewed

1. S12E01Finders KeepersSeptember 29, 2013 5.9Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search a
2. S12E02Vestigial PeterOctober 6, 2013 5.4Peter discovers that he has a vestigial twin, whom he names Chip, growing out of his neck. It's not long before Peter resents the fact that
3. S12E03Season's bestQuagmire's QuagmireNovember 3, 2013 6.6When Quagmire meets a woman named Sonja who is as sexually insatiable as he is, he is thrilled to finally be with someone who won't judge hi
4. S12E04A Fistful of MegNovember 10, 2013 6.3Meg spills her lunch on the new kid, Michael, who is appropriately nicknamed "Mental Mike." When he sets the date for her end on Friday, Meg
5. S12E05Boopa-dee Bappa-deeNovember 17, 2013 6.2The Griffins take a trip to Italy and are forced to deal with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys the family's passports.
6. S12E06Life of BrianNovember 24, 2013 5.8When Stewie and Brian travel back to 17th century Jamestown, via Stewie's time machine, they encounter too many close calls with altering th
7. S12E07Into Harmony's WayDecember 8, 2013 6.1When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the v
8. S12E08Christmas GuyDecember 15, 2013 5.6When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transform his father-in-law
9. S12E09Peter ProblemsJanuary 5, 2014 6.0When Peter finds he can't perform his, um, er, uh, manly duties, he enlists Quagmire and Joe to help him get his mojo back.
10. S12E10Grimm JobJanuary 12, 2014 6.4From Grimm to Griffin, three classic fairy tales get a new Quahog spin, including "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood," and "C
11. S12E11Brian's a Bad FatherJanuary 26, 2014 6.0When Brian's neglected son Dylan shows up in town as a teen TV star, Brian jumps at the opportunity to be hired on the show's writing staff
12. S12E12Mom's the WordMarch 9, 2014 6.1After Peter's mother passes away, he forms a special friendship with her longtime pal, Evelyn, who attempts to seduce Peter. Meanwhile, Stew
13. S12E133 Acts of GodMarch 16, 2014 6.3Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team,
14. S12E14Fresh HeirMarch 23, 2014 5.3When Chris learns that he is the heir to Carter's fortune - but refuses to take the money - Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth
15. S12E15Secondhand SpokeMarch 30, 2014 6.2Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoki
16. S12E16Herpe the Love SoreApril 6, 2014 5.8Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam.
17. S12E17The Most Interesting Man in the WorldApril 13, 2014 6.3When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an
18. S12E18Baby Got BlackApril 27, 2014 5.9When Chris begins to date Jerome's daughter, Pam, Jerome forbids it. But when Chris and Pam run away together, Jerome and Peter must work to
19. S12E19Meg Stinks!May 4, 2014 6.5Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets spray
20. S12E20He's Bla-ack!May 11, 2014 6.2Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting.
21. S12E21Chap StewieMay 18, 2014 6.4When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie's TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois, so he's never conceived. But i

Season 12 ranked & reviewed

1. S13E01Season's bestThe Simpsons GuySeptember 28, 2014 6.9In "The Simpsons Guy" episode of FAMILY GUY, Peter and the Griffins get out of dodge and end up in Springfield, where they are greeted by a
2. S13E02The Book of JoeOctober 5, 2014 6.3Peter helps Joe realize his dream of publishing a book, but things get out of hand when Peter takes over as the author. Meanwhile, Brian sta
3. S13E03Baking BadOctober 19, 2014 5.8Lois and Peter go into business together and open a cookie store, but things get messy when Peter comes up with his own way to get more cust
4. S13E04Brian the CloserNovember 9, 2014 5.5After Brian undergoes cosmetic surgery he is faced with a new career---real-estate agent---which leads to trouble with Quagmire.
5. S13E05Turkey GuysNovember 16, 2014 6.1On Thanksgiving eve, a drunken and ravenous Peter and Brian wolf down the holiday turkey, and then must go on hunt to find a replacement bir
6. S13E06The 2000-Year-Old VirginDecember 7, 2014 5.9Peter is stunned to run into Jesus at the mall, and even more stunned to discover that he is still a virgin, so Peter recruits Quagmire and
7. S13E07Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent AdventureJanuary 4, 2015 6.4To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Not surprisingly,
8. S13E08Our Idiot BrianJanuary 11, 2015 6.7Meg convinces Brian to take the SAT's for her, but when he tests poorly, they start to suspect that Brian might not that smart after all. Pe
9. S13E09This Little PiggyJanuary 25, 2015 6.3Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile
10. S13E10Quagmire's MomFebruary 8, 2015 6.7Lois takes Peter to open a checking account, and they discover that his first name is actually Justin, which Peter adopts as the name of his
11. S13E11Encyclopedia GriffinFebruary 15, 2015 6.2Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois
12. S13E12Stewie is EnceinteMarch 8, 2015 6.7Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby... or seven... by
13. S13E13Dr. C and the WomenMarch 15, 2015 6.4Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therap
14. S13E14#JOLOApril 12, 2015 6.5Peter becomes a town hero for accidentally finding a missing boy. Meanwhile, Joe decides to live life to the fullest by quitting his job and
15. S13E15Once BittenApril 19, 2015 6.2After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris m
16. S13E16Roasted GuyApril 26, 2015 6.3Peter befriends a group of mean girls after his feelings are hurt when his so-called friends decide to "roast" him. Lois, all too familiar w
17. S13E17Fighting IrishMay 3, 2015 6.3Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhil
18. S13E18Take My WifeMay 17, 2015 6.5Lois books a fun couple's vacation in the Bahamas, but much to Peter's surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. M

Season 13 ranked & reviewed

1. S14E01Pilling Them SoftlySeptember 27, 2015 6.6Stewie is diagnosed with ADD and prescribed Adderall, which Brian takes to write a 2000-page proposal to pitch to author George R.R. Martin
2. S14E02Season's bestPapa Has a Rollin' SonOctober 4, 2015 7.0For Father's Day, the guys track down Joe's estranged father. But when Joe explains that his dad is intolerant of people with disabilities,
3. S14E03Guy, RobotOctober 11, 2015 6.2Stewie doesn't like Brian's stand-up comedy jokes, so the two of them fight. To get back at Brian and make him jealous, Stewie builds a robo
4. S14E04Peternormal ActivityOctober 25, 2015 6.2The guys go to an abandoned asylum seeking inspiration for a new horror movie idea, but end up accidentally killing a man they think is keep
5. S14E05Peter, Chris, & BrianNovember 8, 2015 5.8Peter gets a check in the mail from the sale of his mother's home and he remembers that all of his old porn is still in there. When he retur
6. S14E06Peter's SisterNovember 15, 2015 6.1Peter's sister, Karen, visits for Thanksgiving and bullies Peter the same way he treats Meg. At first, Meg is amused, but she soon helps Pet
7. S14E07Hot Pocket-DialNovember 22, 2015 5.9Quagmire admits that he is in love with Lois. Unfortunately, he proclaims his love while he has accidentally pocket-dialed Peter. Peter is f
8. S14E08Brokeback SwansonDecember 6, 2015 6.3When Joe is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic, the guys find it too difficult to hang around him. Meanwhil
9. S14E09A Shot in the DarkDecember 13, 2015 6.0When Peter's couch is stolen from his front lawn, the guys form a neighborhood watch group. While on duty, Peter sees someone trying to clim
10. S14E10Candy, Quahog MarshmallowJanuary 3, 2016 5.8Peter, Cleveland and Joe come across an old VHS tape called "Winter/Summer," an Asian soap that Quagmire starred in when he was living in Ko
11. S14E11The Peanut Butter KidJanuary 10, 2016 6.2When their bank accounts begin to run dry, the Griffins look for ways to make money. Stewie gets cast in a peanut butter commercial and beco
12. S14E12Scammed YankeesJanuary 17, 2016 6.0Lois and her mom, Babs, have a relaxing spa day, leaving Peter to entertain Lois' father, Carter. The boys fall for an email scam, and have
13. S14E13An App a DayFebruary 14, 2016 5.8Peter learns about phone apps and overloads his phone with them. He buys a new phone with more memory and gives his old phone to Chris, whic
14. S14E14Underage PeterFebruary 21, 2016 6.2Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50. Because of dog years, Brian is the only one old enough to buy alcohol, so Peter makes him buy all
15. S14E15A Lot Going on UpstairsMarch 6, 2016 6.7When Stewie refuses to sleep in his own bed because of nightmares, Peter can't stand it, so he goes to sleep in the attic. Peter turns the a
16. S14E16The Heartbreak DogMarch 13, 2016 5.5Meg begins working at a retirement community and starts stealing from the residents. Then Chris finds out and wants in on the heist. When th
17. S14E17Take a LetterApril 17, 2016 5.7To pay for Stewie's private school, Lois becomes a postal worker. She finds a letter from Peter that was never sent to his old fling, Gretch
18. S14E18The New Adventures of Old TomMay 8, 2016 6.3Peter gets lost in the mall overnight after his family abandons him. Meanwhile, Brian pretends to be a millionaire to win over a girl.
19. S14E19Run, Chris, RunMay 15, 2016 6.3To everyone's surprise, Chris wins homecoming king. However, Meg finds out that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremo
20. S14E20Road to IndiaMay 22, 2016 6.6Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her. Meanwhile, Joe invites Peter to his bing

Season 14 ranked & reviewed

1. S15E01The Boys in the BandSeptember 25, 2016 6.1Stewie and Brian form a children's band that quickly rises to fame until they let a girl get between them and drive the band apart. Meanwhil
2. S15E02Bookie of the YearOctober 2, 2016 6.4Brian and Lois decide it's time for Chris to work out his anger management issues by taking up a sport. Chris surprises everyone and becomes
3. S15E03American Gigg-oloOctober 16, 2016 6.8After the local airline pilots go on strike, Quagmire looks for new work and becomes a gigolo. When his clients begin to avoid paying for hi
4. S15E04Inside Family GuyOctober 23, 2016 6.5FAMILY GUY takes viewers behind the scenes of a regular FAMILY GUY production week, with James Woods as the guide. See the ins-and-outs of w
5. S15E05Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, DateNovember 6, 2016 6.2Taylor Swift agrees to go to a homecoming dance with Chris after he asks her via online video. However, when she starts to fall for him, her
6. S15E06Hot ShotsNovember 13, 2016 6.7In order to "save" Stewie from autism, Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate him and then proceed to convince the rest of Quahog to follow
7. S15E07High School EnglishNovember 20, 2016 6.5In an anthology episode, the cast reenacts three classic pieces of literature commonly taught in high school: "The Great Gatsby," "The Adven
8. S15E08Carter and TriciaDecember 4, 2016 6.6Carter buys the Pawtucket Patriot brewery and decides to cut some corners to save a few bucks. Peter overhears the plan and runs and tells i
9. S15E09How the Griffin Stole ChristmasDecember 11, 2016 6.8Peter is asked to fill in for the mall Santa, until he gets drunk on the power when he realizes that Santa can get away with anything. Meanw
10. S15E10Season's bestPassenger Fatty-SevenJanuary 8, 2017 7.1Quagmire scores free friends-and-family plane tickets for a guys' trip to San Francisco. However, after seeing the auto-pilot function, the
11. S15E11GronkowsbeesJanuary 15, 2017 5.9Rob Gronkowski, of the New England Patriots, moves into the house behind the Griffins, and the guys enjoy partying with him until his antics
12. S15E12Peter's Def JamFebruary 12, 2017 6.5The guys try to start a podcast, but Peter goes solo and branches out as a DJ. Meanwhile, back at the Griffin home, Lois' allergy forces Bri
13. S15E13The Finer StringsFebruary 19, 2017 6.0The guys decide to form a string quartet, but Peter doesn't make the cut. Meanwhile, Brian is forced to be Carter's seeing eye dog and enjoy
14. S15E14The Dating GameMarch 5, 2017 6.6Quagmire discovers the "dating" app Tinder, forcing Peter, Joe and Cleveland to intervene and save him from his soul-sucking hedonism. Meanw
15. S15E15Cop and a Half-WitMarch 12, 2017 6.3Peter helps Joe out with several crime cases, but when Joe tries to take all the credit, Peter gets extremely angry. Meanwhile, Brian convin
16. S15E16Saturated Fat GuyMarch 19, 2017 6.4In an attempt to avoid eating the healthy food that Lois forces him to eat, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods. Meanwhil
17. S15E17Peter's Lost YouthMarch 26, 2017 6.4Peter gets jealous of Lois when she upstages him at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp. Meanwhile, Stewie runs away from home when Meg is left
18. S15E18The Peter PrincipalApril 30, 2017 6.5Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, and Meg uses his new power to get even with her bullies. Meanwhile, Brian and Stew
19. S15E19Dearly DeportedMay 21, 2017 6.5When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he volunteers to take care of her twin babies. After learning that Isabella can't c
20. S15E20A House Full of PetersMay 21, 2017 6.8Peter's past as a sperm donor catches up to him when many of his children show up unannounced to his house

Season 15 ranked & reviewed

1. S16E01Emmy-Winning EpisodeOctober 1, 2017 6.5Tired of not winning an Emmy, Peter embarks on his own For Your Consideration campaign for Family Guy by making the show more like Emmy-winn
2. S16E02Foxx in the Men HouseOctober 8, 2017 6.8Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx. Wrapped up in his newfound "coolness," he soon dumps Quagmire, Joe
3. S16E03Nanny GoatsOctober 15, 2017 6.8The Griffins get a nanny for the kids, courtesy of Lois' parents, which gives Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect.
4. S16E04Follow the MoneyOctober 22, 2017 6.8After Chris gets a special one-dollar bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character through
5. S16E05Season's bestThree DirectorsNovember 5, 2017 7.4In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from his job at the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film di
6. S16E06The D in Apartment 23November 12, 2017 7.3When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of th
7. S16E07Petey IVNovember 19, 2017 6.9On Thanksgiving weekend, Peter discovers an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films and writes to Vladimir Puti
8. S16E08Crimes and Meg's DemeanorDecember 3, 2017 6.8Peter encourages Meg to attend a high school party, where she takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father. Meanwhile, Bri
9. S16E09Don't Be a Dickens at ChristmasDecember 10, 2017 6.8In this special holiday episode, a selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present and future w
10. S16E10Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)January 7, 2018 6.6At the vet's office, Brian meets a female show dog named Ellie. Smitten with her, he enters a show dog competition, in which the winner gets
11. S16E11Dog Bites BearJanuary 14, 2018 6.6Milestone 300th episodeStewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toy
12. S16E12Send in Stewie, PleaseMarch 18, 2018 6.3Stewie gets sent to see his school's child psychologist, Dr. Cecil Pritchfield, for a surprising session, which causes Stewie to reveal majo
13. S16E13V is for MysteryMarch 25, 2018 6.6In a special Dickensian-themed episode, Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victoria
14. S16E14Veteran GuyApril 1, 2018 5.8After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them
15. S16E15The Woof of Wall StreetApril 8, 2018 6.5Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making money from it. Meanwhile,
16. S16E16'Family Guy' Through the YearsApril 22, 2018 5.9Family Guy is reimagined as a series that's been on the air for 60 years and, in a special retrospective, it looks back at the cultural even
17. S16E17Switch the FlipApril 29, 2018 7.2To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents, but chaos quickly ensues around Quahog
18. S16E18HTTPeteMay 6, 2018 7.1To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, and his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powe
19. S16E19The Unkindest CutMay 13, 2018 6.2Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. Meanwhile, Stewie and
20. S16E20Are You There God? It's Me, PeterMay 20, 2018 6.0After Peter falls into a coma, Peter meets God face-to-face, which leads him to ask some of life's tough questions.

Season 16 ranked & reviewed

1. S17E01Married... with CancerSeptember 30, 2018 6.2Brian meets and quickly falls in love with a woman named Jess, who reveals she has cancer. After she receives devastating news regarding her
2. S17E02Dead Dog WalkingOctober 7, 2018 6.5Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned. At the suggestion of Peter, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising dec
3. S17E03Pal StewieOctober 14, 2018 6.7To Stewie's surprise, he quickly befriends a boy his age, but is devastated when he realizes he isn't invited to his birthday party. Meanwhi
4. S17E04Season's bestBig Trouble in Little QuahogOctober 21, 2018 6.9After Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in both of them shrinking to a microscopic size.
5. S17E05Regarding CarterNovember 4, 2018 5.9Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, Carter Pewterschmidt, that leads to an unfortunate accident leaving him depende
6. S17E06Stand By MegNovember 11, 2018 6.2After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg. Meanwhile, Chris is se
7. S17E07The Griffin Winter GamesNovember 18, 2018 6.8To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.
8. S17E08Con HeiressDecember 2, 2018 6.4Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.
9. S17E09Pawtucket PeteDecember 9, 2018 6.6The Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company's mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale
10. S17E10Hefty Shades of GrayJanuary 6, 2019 6.6After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure in his house with the guys, his new look grabs the attention of local news anc
11. S17E11Trump GuyJanuary 13, 2019 5.1The Griffins move to Washington D.C. where Peter is hired as the new White House Press Secretary.
12. S17E12Bri, RobotFebruary 10, 2019 6.3Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography.
13. S17E13Trans-FatFebruary 17, 2019 6.1Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and an important learning lesson.
14. S17E14Family Guy LiteMarch 3, 2019 6.3After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. When Lois ta
15. S17E15No Giggity, No DoubtMarch 10, 2019 6.1When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. To
16. S17E16You Can't Handle the BoothMarch 24, 2019 6.0In a special episode, the Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.
17. S17E17Island AdventureMarch 31, 2019 6.5In search of Stewie's cherished big wheel tricycle, that Peter threw out, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to "Garbage Island," a gia
18. S17E18Throw It AwayApril 28, 2019 6.1After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that doe
19. S17E19Girl, InternettedMay 5, 2019 6.9When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following and create content for her new imag
20. S17E20Adam West HighMay 12, 2019 6.7When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged t

Season 17 ranked & reviewed

1. S18E01Yacht RockySeptember 29, 2019 5.6When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go. In order to calm his nerves, the fami
2. S18E02Bri-DaOctober 6, 2019 6.7Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they strap on Joe's poli
3. S18E03Absolutely BabulousOctober 13, 2019 6.7When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won. Meanwhile, Peter
4. S18E04Disney's the RebootOctober 20, 2019 6.2The network decides that it's time to explore some unique ways to reboot the series. When three versions of the reboots are shown to a focus
5. S18E05Cat FightNovember 3, 2019 6.7When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. Meanwhile, when Meg and Brian get in troubl
6. S18E06Peter & Lois' WeddingNovember 10, 2019 6.9The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the family entertained, Pet
7. S18E07Heart BurnNovember 17, 2019 6.6In celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary, the Griffins recount their own versions of three well-known love stories.
8. S18E08ShanksgivingNovember 24, 2019 6.5When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner for her family, Peter decides the best way to avoid it is to get arrested. Meanwhile, a secret
9. S18E09Christmas is ComingDecember 15, 2019 6.8When Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred from the same experien
10. S18E10Connie's CelicaJanuary 5, 2020 6.2When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student, Connie, decides to make Lois the target of her antics.
11. S18E11Short CutsFebruary 16, 2020 6.0When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal - and now a successful millionaire dog - reaches out and tries to convince h
12. S18E12UndergroundedFebruary 23, 2020 6.8Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him. To plan the perfect escape, he builds a tunnel leadi
13. S18E13Season's bestRich Old StewieMarch 1, 2020 7.3Stewie's future life could not be going any better, living as a wealthy, old Mr. Burns-type man, until his retirement is interrupted by Bria
14. S18E14The MovementMarch 8, 2020 7.0When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintenti
15. S18E15Baby StewieMarch 15, 2020 6.5Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse effect and he instead tr
16. S18E16Start Me UpApril 19, 2020 6.6Peter's non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. Meanwhile, after Stewie and Chris cau
17. S18E17Coma GuyApril 26, 2020 6.9With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma.
18. S18E18Better Off MegMay 3, 2020 6.6When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere. Meanwhile, the Gr
19. S18E19Holly BibbleMay 10, 2020 6.9Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.
20. S18E20Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)May 17, 2020 6.8Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school. Meanwhile, Brian sues Stewie for writing a

Season 18 ranked & reviewed

1. S19E01Stewie's First WordSeptember 27, 2020 7.3Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could hav
2. S19E02The Talented Mr. StewieOctober 4, 2020 7.2Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides t
3. S19E03Boys & SquirrelsOctober 11, 2020 7.1When Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie take in one of the injured rodents to nurse it
4. S19E04CutawaylandNovember 1, 2020 6.7Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.
5. S19E05La Famiglia GuyNovember 8, 2020 6.7When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a
6. S19E06Meg's WeddingNovember 15, 2020 6.9Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new
7. S19E07Wild Wild WestNovember 22, 2020 7.6Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the la
8. S19E08Pawtucket PatDecember 6, 2020 6.6Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions agai
9. S19E09The First No LDecember 13, 2020 7.2When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins must try to save Christmas on t
10. S19E10Fecal MattersJanuary 17, 2021 7.5When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse, but he finds himself at a
11. S19E11Boy's Best FriendFebruary 21, 2021 7.1While Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic corvette
12. S19E12And Then There's FraudFebruary 28, 2021 7.6After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to combat aging by ge
13. S19E13Season's bestPeTerminatorMarch 7, 2021 8.4Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but when things don't go according to plan, Stewi
14. S19E14The Marrying KindMarch 14, 2021 7.4Stewie gets a mail order bride from Ukraine and experiences domestic life. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfas
15. S19E15Customer of the WeekMarch 28, 2021 7.6After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her favorite coffee sho
16. S19E16Who's Brian Now?April 11, 2021 7.6Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, when he then seeks out. After meeting the richer, smarter Hendersons
17. S19E17The Young Parent TrapApril 18, 2021 7.9Lois and Peter are mistaken for "young parents" by another couple at Stewie's school and invited to live in a millennial apartment complex,
18. S19E18Meg Goes to CollegeMay 2, 2021 7.8Meg deals with a college admissions scandal, while Brian embarks on a fitness journey.
19. S19E19Family CatMay 9, 2021 7.6Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil.
20. S19E20Tales of Former Sports GloryMay 16, 2021 6.8The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments. Cleveland was a teenage baseball player from Cuba, Quagmire wa

Season 19 ranked & reviewed

1. S20E01LASIK InstinctSeptember 26, 2021 7.4With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Ste
2. S20E02Rock HardOctober 3, 2021 7.1While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.
3. S20E03Must Love DogsOctober 10, 2021 7.3Quagmire meets an avid dog lover, and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over. Meanwhile, Chris helps Stewie track down the
4. S20E0480's GuyOctober 17, 2021 7.4Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a frisbee stuck
5. S20E05Brief EncounterOctober 24, 2021 7.5When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug agree to commit
6. S20E06Cootie & The BlowhardNovember 7, 2021 7.5Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cook
7. S20E07Peterschmidt ManorNovember 14, 2021 7.6Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Meanwhile, Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into
8. S20E08The Birthday BootleggerNovember 21, 2021 7.5A new boss (Preston Lloyd) quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays. Meanwhile, Stewie is put in detention and comes out a
9. S20E09The Fatman Always Rings TwiceNovember 28, 2021 7.2In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.
10. S20E10Christmas CrimeDecember 19, 2021 6.9When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect.
11. S20E11Mister ActJanuary 9, 2022 7.2An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, and Jesus coaches him into fending off the other choir boys; meanwhile, Stewie is attrac
12. S20E12The Lois QuagmireFebruary 27, 2022 7.5At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion. Meanwhile, the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza del
13. S20E13Lawyer GuyMarch 6, 2022 7.3Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor.. who turns out to be Brick. Meanwhi
14. S20E14HBO-NoMarch 13, 2022 7.4The Griffins tell their own versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies."
15. S20E15Hard Boiled MegMarch 20, 2022 7.5Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver, Meanwhile, Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.
16. S20E16Season's bestPrescription HeroineMarch 27, 2022 7.7After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong table, which becomes
17. S20E17All About AlanaMay 1, 2022 7.3When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions
18. S20E18Girlfriend, Eh?May 8, 2022 7.6Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of
19. S20E19First BloodMay 15, 2022 7.2The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch. Meanwhile, Stewie thinks he's gotten his first period.
20. S20E20Jersey BoreMay 22, 2022 7.3Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's re

Season 20 ranked & reviewed

1. S21E01Oscars GuySeptember 25, 2022 7.4"Family Guy" retells three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump,".
2. S21E02Bend or BlockbusterOctober 2, 2022 7.4Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.
3. S21E03A Wife-Changing ExperienceOctober 9, 2022 7.5Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie. Meanwhile, Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and q
4. S21E04The Munchurian CandidateOctober 16, 2022 7.4Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities. Meanwhile, Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and
5. S21E05Unzipped CodeOctober 23, 2022 7.4Cleveland is fired as a mailman after an ignominious mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.
6. S21E06Happy Holo-weenOctober 30, 2022 7.6Peter makes a hologram of himself in order to get out of menial household duties.
7. S21E07The StewawayNovember 13, 2022 8.2During a game of "hide and seek," Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois take a get
8. S21E08Get StewieNovember 20, 2022 7.6Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, Peter gets lap band s
9. S21E09Carny KnowledgeDecember 4, 2022 6.8Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Meanwhile, Brian starts to date a ca
10. S21E10The CandidateDecember 11, 2022 7.5Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class "snack captain".
11. S21E11Love Story GuyJanuary 8, 2023 7.7The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of Castaway, Dirty Dancing, and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.
12. S21E12Old WestFebruary 19, 2023 6.9The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.
13. S21E13Single White DadFebruary 26, 2023 8.4Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it.
14. S21E14White Meg Can't JumpMarch 5, 2023 8.2Meg joins the Adam West High School basketball team, and her play is fueled by Peter's lambasting from the crowd. Meanwhile, Stewie goes dow
15. S21E15AdoptationMarch 12, 2023 8.3To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.
16. S21E16Season's bestThe Bird ReichApril 16, 2023 8.6To take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death, Peter adopts the oldest bird he can find... and realizes it
17. S21E17A Bottle EpisodeApril 16, 2023 7.9Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy sal
18. S21E18Vat Man and Rob 'EmApril 23, 2023 8.3When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian
19. S21E19From Russia with LoveApril 30, 2023 8.3After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there. Meanwhile, Lois reverts to
20. S21E20Adult EducationMay 7, 2023 8.1Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage. Meanwhile, Chris, in need of an extrac

Season 21 ranked & reviewed

1. S22E01Fertilized MeggOctober 1, 2023 7.7Meg agrees to be Bruce and Jeffery's surrogate causing a pregnant Meg to annoy her family. But, when the couple fails to pick up the baby, t
2. S22E02Supermarket PeteOctober 8, 2023 8.0With the brewery under construction, Lois implores Peter to take a new job, but grows irate when he begins work at the grocery store. Meanwh
3. S22E03A Stache From the PastOctober 22, 2023 8.0When Peter loses the Griffins' home in a reverse mortgage, he and Mayor West travel to confront the man advertising the scheme, Tom Selleck.
4. S22E04Old World HarmNovember 5, 2023 7.4Peter and Lois vacation in Florida, only to discover they've rented a condo in a retirement community. Back at home, Brian helps Stewie take
5. S22E05Baby, It's Cold InsideNovember 12, 2023 8.4Peter is emasculated when, on their anniversary, he abandons Lois amidst a shark attack. Meanwhile, Stewie finds a mini fridge and lives the
6. S22E06Boston StewieNovember 19, 2023 8.6Stewie tries to civilize his half-brother, Boston Stewie, so that he may be adopted. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris start a venture in which peopl
7. S22E07Snap(ple) DecisionNovember 26, 2023 8.5Winner of a Snapple contest, Lois uses her winnings to take Meg on a tropical vacation. Flaunting their wealth, the two are kidnapped. Meanw
8. S22E08Baking SadDecember 3, 2023 8.5Meg discovers her tears produce delicious cookies, and her, along with her siblings, enjoy a profit until the success makes her too happy to
9. S22E09The Return of the King (of Queens)December 17, 2023 8.0Lois decides to sell the family's TV to help pay for Christmas presents; Kevin James gets upset over losing Peter as a viewer.
10. S22E10Season's bestCabin PressureMarch 6, 2024 8.7When the Griffins win a trip to Maine at Peter's company picnic, they decide to invite their friends on the vacation; tensions run high and
11. S22E11Teacher's Heavy PetMarch 13, 2024 8.1Lois joins Chris' school as a substitute teacher.
12. S22E12Take This Job and Love ItMarch 20, 2024 7.8Peter and his friends wonder about what their dream jobs would be; Peter enters a sequence featuring himself as a James Bond-type; Quagmire
13. S22E13Lifeguard MegMarch 27, 2024 8.4Stewie and Brian become overwhelmed after winning a coffee shop; Peter and his friends annoy Meg at her new lifeguard job when they don't fo
14. S22E14Fat ActorApril 10, 2024 8.0Peter tries to protest Hollywood after learning that Brad Pitt was cast in a biopic about a politician. After Pitt injures himself on set, P
15. S22E15Faith No MoreApril 17, 2024 6.1Brian becomes romantically interested in someone and it inspires him to use Stewie's time machine. Strange consequences result from their jo

Season 22 ranked & reviewed

1. S23E01Fat GunFebruary 16, 2025 7.9Peter and his family and friends star in a parody of "Top Gun."
2. S23E02Live, Laugh, LoveFebruary 23, 2025 8.4Peter tries to make Joe laugh when he realizes Joe has never found him funny. Lois chaperones Chris and Meg's school trip, where she hopes t
3. S23E03Drunk With PowerMarch 2, 2025 7.5Peter runs into Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh at a brewery tour.
4. S23E04Lois C.K.March 9, 2025 7.7Lois becomes a stand-up comedian.
5. S23E05The Chicken or the MegMarch 16, 2025 7.8Meg starts dating a chicken she meets on a reality dating show "Sex Farm" and moves out when Peter disapproves of their relationship.
6. S23E06Dog Is My Co-PilotMarch 23, 2025 7.6Brian and Quagmire successfully land the plane and go on a press tour.
7. S23E07Pitch ImperfectMarch 30, 2025 7.8Peter must gain his family's respect back after he makes a humiliating throw. Brian and Stewie become chiropractors.
8. S23E08Season's bestHard Times at Adam West HighApril 6, 2025 8.6Chris uses Stewie's time machine to stop himself from having an erection during a book report. Peter becomes jealous when he sits out of a l
9. S23E09The Elle WordApril 13, 2025 8.6When Quagmire starts dating a mystery woman, Peter, Joe, and Cleveland go on a stakeout and discover her to be The Librarian.
10. S23E10A Real Who's HuluApril 27, 2025 6.9This episode will feature three Hulu parodies such as Only Murders in the Building, The Dropout and The Bear.
11. S23E11China DollMay 4, 2025 8.5Stewie finds out his stuffed bear Rupert was made in China and makes it his mission to take him back there to meet his family.
12. S23E12One Foot in Front of the MotherMay 11, 2025 8.3Brian wears a shock collar while Chris discovers a talent for speed walking.
13. S23E13The Fat LotusMay 18, 2025 8.5Peter suspects an affair between Lois and Quagmire.
14. S23E14Cool Hand LoisMay 29, 2025 8.4Lois abandons her responsibilities as a mother and dates Bonnie when she masturbates for the first time, so Peter and Joe crash their wives'
15. S23E15Martian MegJune 5, 2025 8.6Meg enlists in a training program for a mission to Mars when she gets fed up with feeling like she doesn't belong.
16. S23E16Row v. WadeJuly 3, 2025 8.0Brian wins a boat on "The Price is Right" and decides to sail to Texas to help women seeking legal abortions.
17. S23E17Karenheit 451July 10, 2025 7.3Lois becomes the leader of a group of mothers who want to ban books from schools.
18. S23E18Twain's WorldJuly 17, 2025 8.1Brian plans to improve his writing by convincing Stewie to go back in time and bring Mark Twain to the present-day.

Season 23 ranked & reviewed

1. S24E01Season's bestThe Edible ArrangementFebruary 15, 2026 9.4For the first time in the show's history, Lois and Stewie finally understand each other -- thanks to Brian's edibles -- and explore and try
2. S24E02Pumpkin Spice GirlsFebruary 22, 2026 8.6Lois and Meg take their love for pumpkin spice lattes to criminal extremes.
3. S24E03Man-Fest DestinyFebruary 22, 2026 8.6Peter and the guys become shipwrecked at Fire Island; Chris and Brian perform a lobotomy on a social-media-crazed Stewie.
4. S24E04Bringing Up BradyMarch 1, 2026 8.4Meg pursues an unlikely friendship with an NFL great; Stewie and Brian host a dinner party at a home furnishing store.
5. S24E05Dear FrancisMarch 1, 2026 8.5Peter calls out the name "Francis" while making love with Lois, but she believes he meant his deceased father, leading to a round of therapy
6. S24E06Viewer DMsMarch 8, 2026 7.3In this follow up to the "Viewer Mail" episodes, the Griffin family retells The Lord of the Rings,? explains how the Griffins' ancestors arr
7. S24E07Scent of a WomanMarch 8, 2026 8.1Brian discovers his nose can detect diseases and smells that someone in the Griffin house has cancer.
8. S24E08Play TimeMarch 15, 2026 8.2In this three-act parody, the Griffins spoof the stage by putting up To Kill a Mockingbird, The Odd Couple and Hamlet.
9. S24E09Phony MontanaMarch 15, 2026 9.0After going on a date with a Cuban-American woman named Carmen, Brian inexplicably develops a Cuban accent- which he worries will hurt his c
10. S24E10A Few More Ways to Die in the WestApril 12, 2026 8.5In this Griffin family spoof of the Old West, Peter, known as Quiet Burp, and his gang of outlaws agree to escort a wealthy businessman on a
11. S24E11Tall StewieApril 12, 2026 7.9When Stewie puts on a pair of boots that make him slightly taller, his newfound confidence changes the power dynamic in the Griffin family.
12. S24E12Lower G.I. JoeApril 26, 2026 8.0A colonoscopy reveals Peter has a rare collectible toy action figure lodged in his intestine, but the reward for selling it causes a rift be
13. S24E13Friend's Best ManMay 3, 2026 7.4Stewie becomes engaged to Rupert, but Brian is upset when he is not chosen as the best man.
14. S24E14Let the Goodtimes WalkMay 10, 2026 8.3A powerful sleeping aid medication gives Joe the ability to walk while he is asleep, but Joe grows concerned when it becomes clear that the
15. S24E15High School HistoryMay 17, 2026 7.8In this three-act parody of prominent historical eras, the Griffins take a humorous look at The French Revolution, the American Civil War, a