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Married... with Children· Season 5 · Episode 16

All Night Security Dude

S05E16·7.5·February 24, 1991·30m·FOX

When a second floor aerobics studio, full of terribly overweight women, collapses into the shoe store, Al is laid off while the store is being repaired. Al then gets a night job as a security guard at his old high school, Polk High. This prompts his former high school rival, Spare Tire Dixon, to steal his prized trophy which leads to a brutal showdown.

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#21In Season 5of 25 rated episodes
#212All-timeof 259 rated episodes
−0.7vs season avgSeason 5 averages 8.2
1991First airedFebruary 24, 1991

Guest stars

Bubba SmithBubba Smithas Spare Tire Dixon
Ted McGinleyTed McGinleyas Jefferson D'Arcy
Dorit Saueras Trixie
E. Carol Gustafsonas Principal Ravinko

Crew

Gerry CohenDirector
Glenn EichlerWriter
Peter GaffneyWriter

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