King of the Hill

1. S01E01PilotJanuary 12, 1997 8.3Bobby is accidentally given a black eye when he is not paying attention in a ball game and then he gives Peggy a black eye throwing his base
2. S01E02Square PegJanuary 19, 1997 8.0When Peggy is recruited to teach a sex education class at school, Dale makes anonymous call to the Hill house trying to get her to drop the
3. S01E03The Order of the Straight ArrowFebruary 2, 1997 8.5When Hank tries to introduce Bobby to one of his fond childhood memories by taking him on a Straight Arrow scout troop camping weekend, thin
4. S01E04Season's bestHank's Got the WilliesFebruary 9, 1997 8.8Bobby messes with Hanks guitar and gets him upset, then Hank hits Willie Nelson with a golf ball at the local golf course.
5. S01E05Luanne's SagaFebruary 16, 1997 8.0Luanne breaks up with Buckley and Hank helps her through the breakup despite Peggy telling him how to handle her and what not to do. She the
6. S01E06Hank's Unmentionable ProblemFebruary 23, 1997 8.0When Hank suffers irregularity, he must tolerate the embarrassment of a visit to the doctor and questions from his friends.
7. S01E07Westie Side StoryMarch 2, 1997 8.0Hank and Peggy are happy at first, to meet their new Laotian neighbors. That is, until Khan's dog mates with Lady Bird then disappears. Pegg
8. S01E08Shins of the FatherMarch 23, 1997 8.0Hank must confront his visiting, war-veteran father when Bobby begins imitating Cotton's chauvinistic behavior.
9. S01E09Peggy the Boggle ChampApril 13, 1997 7.3Peggy competes in a Boggle tournament against urban snobs in Dallas while Hank and the guys plan on visiting a riding lawn mower convention.
10. S01E10Keeping Up with Our JonesesApril 27, 1997 7.3Hank's anti-smoking lesson for Bobby leads to him and Peggy smoking again and becoming addicted to cigarettes once more.
11. S01E11King of the Ant HillMay 4, 1997 8.0Hank's relationship with Dale becomes strained when Hank tries to compete with Khan for best lawn on the block and fires Dale as his extermi
12. S01E12Plastic White FemaleMay 11, 1997 8.0Bobby practices his kissing technique before his first coed party on Luanne's beauty class head and Hank goes balistic.

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01How to Fire a Rifle Without Really TryingSeptember 21, 1997 8.0Hank takes Bobby to a firing range and learns that his son is a perfect shot.
2. S02E02Season's bestTexas City TwisterSeptember 26, 1997 8.5Hank must rescue Peggy and Luanne when he gets the guys to help him fix up Luanne's mothers trailer and a tornado heads right for it.
3. S02E03The ArrowheadOctober 19, 1997 8.0Hank finds ancient artifacts in his front yard and ends up enduring an all-out archaeological dig that draws Peggy into it.
4. S02E04HilloweenOctober 26, 1997 8.5Hank and Bobby play a prank that is interpreted as the work of a cult.
5. S02E05Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)November 2, 1997 8.0Hank decides to change his fishing bait and when the bait store owner sends him to another person, Hank mistakes a corner crack dealer for t
6. S02E06Husky BobbyNovember 9, 1997 7.5When the Hill's have to start shopping at the Husky Boy's store, Bobby is asked to be a model for a line of clothes.
7. S02E07The Man Who Shot Cane SkretteburgNovember 16, 1997 7.5Hank and his pals challenge an annoying rock band to a game of paintball.
8. S02E08The Son That Got AwayNovember 23, 1997 8.0After Bobby and Connie are disciplined in school for cutting up in class, their parents crack down and punish them with home chores. Bobby a
9. S02E09The Company ManDecember 7, 1997 7.7Hank must go to extremes to keep a national propane buyer's account from going to a competitor.
10. S02E10Bobby SlamDecember 14, 1997 8.0Bobby joins the wrestling team at Tom Landry Middle School. When Connie decides that she, too, wants to wrestle, Peggy uses Title IX of the
11. S02E11The Unbearable Blindness of LayingDecember 21, 1997 8.5Hank's mother comes to visit for Christmas with her new boyfriend, Garry. When Hank walks in on his mother and Garry having sex, he goes bli
12. S02E12Meet the Manger BabiesJanuary 11, 1998 8.0Luanne finds puppets at a yard sale and starts a puppet show called the Manger Babies. Her show then interferes with Hanks plans for the Sup
13. S02E13Snow JobFebruary 1, 1998 8.5A disappointed Hank takes a vacation to contemplate his future in propane after being passed over by Buck..
14. S02E14I Remember MonoFebruary 8, 1998 8.0Peggy finds out that the story Hank and her have been telling everyone about their early relationship is a lie.
15. S02E15Three Days of the KahndoFebruary 15, 1998 7.7Kahn gets a condo down in Mexico and ends up inviting the Hills along to get them to help pay for it. Bobby and Connie try to get good firew
16. S02E16Traffic JamFebruary 22, 1998 8.0Hank gets into an accident and is forced to attend a 'comedy' traffic school.
17. S02E17Hank's Dirty LaundryMarch 1, 1998 8.0Hank tries to clear his name when his credit ratings hits an all-time low and he is not allowed to buy a dryer on credit.
18. S02E18The Final ShinsultMarch 15, 1998 8.0Cotton moves in with Hank after a fight with Didi, then he gets mad at Hank and moves in with Dale when Hank causes him to fail his drivers
19. S02E19Leanne's SagaApril 19, 1998 8.0Released from jail, Luanne's mother stays with the Hills and then starts to date Bill.
20. S02E20Junkie BusinessApril 26, 1998 8.0Hank is given the responsibility of hiring Strickland Propane's next employee and he ends up hiring a recovering drug user and gets Peggy ma
21. S02E21Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's SagaMay 3, 1998 7.7Bobby takes a summer job as a vendor at the local NASCAR track working for a moron.
22. S02E22Peggy's Turtle SongMay 10, 1998 7.7Peggy quits her job to stay at home and meets an angry female rocker while taking guitar lessons.
23. S02E23Propane Boom (1)May 17, 1998 8.5Hank loses his job at Strickland when Buck lays people off because of Mega Lo Mart selling propane. Hank decides to get even with Mega Lo Ma

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Death of a Propane Salesman (2)September 15, 1998 8.5Hank and Luanne survive the Mega Lo Mart explosion, but Buckley is no more. Hank finds that he is scared of propane, and tries to figure out
2. S03E02And They Call It Bobby LoveSeptember 22, 1998 8.0Bobby starts dating Marie, a girl who's two years older than him. Bobby takes the relationship more seriously than Marie does, and is heartb
3. S03E03Peggy's HeadacheOctober 6, 1998 7.5When Peggy starts writing "musings" for the local newspaper, the pressure gives her a headache, so she goes to John Redcorn for a theraputic
4. S03E04Pregnant PawsOctober 13, 1998 8.3Peggy starts going ballistic during Hanks attempts to get Lady Bird pregnant; Dale becomes a bounty hunter.
5. S03E05Next of ShinNovember 3, 1998 7.5Hank and Peggy decide to try and have another child; Didi informs Cotton that she is pregnant and it becomes too much for him to handle and
6. S03E06Peggy's Pageant FeverNovember 10, 1998 7.5Peggy competes in a beauty contest for the grand prize and is forced to make a tough decision.
7. S03E07Season's bestNine Pretty Darn Angry MenNovember 17, 1998 9.0Hank and the guys join a lawn mower focus group, which is disrupted by a minister and a car salesman.
8. S03E08Good Hill HuntingDecember 1, 1998 8.3Hank with Peggy's help, decides to take Bobby hunting only to find out that there are no more hunting permits available.
9. S03E09Pretty, Pretty DressesDecember 15, 1998 7.5Hank and the guys stand watch over Bill when he becomes extremely depressed at Christmas time about Lenore leaving him and starts to conside
10. S03E10A Fire Fighting We Will GoJanuary 12, 1999 9.0Trouble ensues when Hank, Bill, Dale and Boomhauer become volunteer fireman.
11. S03E11To Spank with LoveJanuary 19, 1999 8.5Peggy impresses the principal of Bobby's school when she substitutes for a teacher and disciplines the class.
12. S03E12Three Coaches and a BobbyJanuary 26, 1999 7.5Bobby pleases his assistant coach father by joining the football team.
13. S03E13De-Kahnstructing HenryFebruary 2, 1999 8.5Hank sees a top secret project underway at the military lab where Kahn works and then tells the Alley guys about it.
14. S03E14The Wedding of Bobby HillFebruary 9, 1999 8.0Hank, Peggy and Luanne teach Bobby a lesson when he switches Luanne's birth control pills with candy when they start a get even with each ot
15. S03E15Sleight of HankFebruary 16, 1999—Hank and Peggy go to a magic show where Peggy gets to be the volunteer in the best trick. Hank tries to figure out how the trick was done, a
16. S03E16Jon Vitti Presents: Return to La GruntaFebruary 23, 1999 8.0A lusty dolphin tries to mate with Hank in a send-up of "When Animals Attack".
17. S03E17Escape from Party IslandMarch 16, 1999 8.0Hank chaperons his elderly mother and her friends in a town filled with riotous students on spring break. While Hank is gone, Bill becomes a
18. S03E18Love Hurts and So Does ArtMarch 23, 1999 7.5Bobby becomes a deli food aficionado and starts to develop gout when he is supposed to take Connie to a school dance; a X-ray of Hanks colon
19. S03E19Hank's Cowboy MovieApril 6, 1999 7.5Hank wants the Dallas Cowboys training camp to relocate to Arlen and he involves everyone into a effort to bring them to the town.
20. S03E20Dog Dale AfternoonApril 13, 1999 8.3Fed up with the way Dale takes care of things he borrows, the guys steal Dale's new riding lawnmower to teach him a lesson which sends him o
21. S03E21Revenge of the LutefiskApril 20, 1999 8.5When the congregation welcomes it's new female minister with a potluck dinner, Bobby accidentally incinerates the church.
22. S03E22Death and TexasApril 27, 1999 7.5Peggy unknowingly smuggles drugs into death row when tutoring an inmate.
23. S03E23Wings of the DopeMay 4, 1999 7.0The town becomes angel-crazy after Luanne thinks she see's Buckley's angel bouncing on Kahn's trampoline.
24. S03E24Take Me Out of the Ball GameMay 11, 1999 8.0Hank doesn't give Peggy the credit she's due when she becomes the star pitcher of his company's softball team.
25. S03E25As Old as the Hills (1)May 18, 1999 8.0Hank and Peggy decide to go parachuting when Peggy gets upset on their anniversary; Didi starts to have her baby when only Bobby is there to

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall (2)September 26, 1999 7.3Peggys future hangs by a parachute cord because of a sky diving accident. Bobby is pushed to the brink when he has to take care of Cotton an
2. S04E02Cotton's PlotOctober 3, 1999 7.5Peggy is mesmerized by Cotton's tales of heroics until she realizes they are partly tall tales.
3. S04E03Bills Are Made to Be BrokenOctober 24, 1999 8.0When Bill's football record is broken unfairly, the guys find a way for him to try to get it back.
4. S04E04Little Horrors of ShopOctober 31, 1999 8.5After Hank volunteers as a shop teacher, he is suspended for supplying his students with so-called weapons.
5. S04E05Season's bestAisle 8ANovember 7, 1999 9.0Kahn and Mihn go out of town and Connie stays with the Hills, Hank then becomes all out of sorts when he has to help Connie with a personal
6. S04E06A Beer Can Named DesireNovember 14, 1999 8.5Hank must throw a football through a hoop to win $ 1 million during the half time at a Dallas Cowboys game. They drop Bill off at his family
7. S04E07The Hank's Giving EpisodeNovember 21, 1999 8.0The Hill family embarks on a trip to Montana to visit Peggy's mother and gets caught at the airport by severe weather that grounds all the f
8. S04E08Not in My Back HoeNovember 28, 1999 8.0Hank rents a back hoe to help put a new septic system in for Bill and then meets a guy just like him named Hal at the megalo mart. His back
9. S04E09To Kill a LadybirdDecember 12, 1999 9.0Bobby friends a raccoon that has been getting into the family's trash and then when Lady Bird defends Hank, they worry that the raccoon may
10. S04E10HillenniumDecember 19, 1999 8.0Hank is the voice of reason at the start of the holiday season as his neighbors and friends start worrying more and more about the Millennia
11. S04E11Old GloryJanuary 9, 2000 7.0Bill requests a American flag that is going to be put to rest at the military base; Bobby has to turn in a essay to a teacher that does not
12. S04E12Rodeo DaysJanuary 16, 2000 9.0Bobby drives Hank nuts with his comedy routines when the Rodeo comes to town and he decides that a Rodeo Clown is what he wants to be.
13. S04E13Hanky Panky (1)February 6, 2000 8.0Buck Strickland's wife boots him out of the house because of his womanizing, takes over Strickland Propane and starts flirting with Hank to
14. S04E14High Anxiety (2)February 13, 2000 7.5Buck attempts to frame Hank for Debbie's murder in order to protect his wife who he thinks may have killed her, Hank then has to defend hims
15. S04E15Naked AmbitionFebruary 20, 2000 8.0Bobby accidentally see's Luanne in the shower and when he tells his friend Joseph about it, Joseph convinces Bobby to help him spy on her.
16. S04E16Movin' on UpFebruary 27, 2000 8.0Luanne becomes frustrated with Hank always giving her rules to follow and when a neighbors house goes up for sale, she moves in and gets roo
17. S04E17Bill of SalesMarch 12, 2000 8.0Peggy becomes involved in a pyramid sales scam and ends up getting Bill involved as her star sales representative.
18. S04E18Won't You Pimai Neighbor?March 19, 2000 8.7Buddhist monks arrive in Arlen and Bobby ends up being chosen as their reincarnated Lama instead of who Kahn believes should be chosen.
19. S04E19Hank's Bad Hair DayApril 9, 2000 8.5After Hanks regular barber goes nuts, Hank lets Bill cut his hair at the army base then gets a huge bill in the mail from the government for
20. S04E20Meet the PropaniacsApril 16, 2000 7.7Bobby creates a singing group for Strickland Propane in order to entertain unruly crowd at a sale.
21. S04E21Nancy BoysApril 30, 2000 8.5Nancy and Dale rekindle the romance in their marriage, leaving Nancy's former lover John Redcorn out in the cold.
22. S04E22Flush with PowerMay 7, 2000 7.5During a drought, Arlen goes on water rationing and the town council votes to convert all toilets to low-flow toilets. Hank and his family d
23. S04E23Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex FeetMay 14, 2000 7.7When Hank and Peggy go bowling, Peggy has a big problem with the size of her feet. She then becomes unknowingly involved with a film maker w
24. S04E24Peggy's Fan FairMay 21, 2000 8.7Using Peggy's suggestion, her church group goes to a festival in Nashville, Tennessee where she hears country music star Randy Travis singin

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01The Perils of PollingOctober 1, 2000 7.5After talking Luanne into voting for the first time, Hank goes ballistic when he discovers that Luanne is going to vote for a man running fo
2. S05E02Season's bestThe Buck Stops HereNovember 5, 2000 8.5Bobby becomes infatuated with Bucks lifestyle and becomes buddies with him. Buck then takes Bobby on a gambling spree and Hank has to track
3. S05E03I Don't Want to Wait for Our Lives to Be Over, I Want to Know Right Now, Will It Be... Sorry. Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Doo...Don't Want to WaitNovember 12, 2000 8.5After spending time at his grandparents house, Bobby becomes more aware of being treated like a kid. Bobby then becomes more envious of Jose
4. S05E04Spin the ChoiceNovember 19, 2000 7.0John Redcorn tries to get closer to Joseph and Bobby ends up getting wrong ideas and decides Thanksgiving is wrong.
5. S05E05Peggy Makes the Big LeaguesNovember 26, 2000—Peggy gets her big break when she is assigned to teach geometry at the high school. But she gets in trouble with everyone from her fellow te
6. S05E06When Cotton Comes Marching Home AgainDecember 3, 2000—Cotton and his war buddies lose their place and Cotton ends up taking a job at a swank restaurant.
7. S05E07What Makes Bobby Run?December 10, 2000—Bobby becomes the new team mascot which makes Hank happy, but when it becomes time for the mascot to take a beating from the rival team, Bob
8. S05E08'Twas the Nut Before ChristmasDecember 17, 2000—Bill battling holiday depression and lonelier than normal starts responding to letters addressed to Santa that end up at the Post Offices de
9. S05E09Chasing BobbyJanuary 21, 2001—Hank starts getting more and more upset and it ends up with his mechanic giving his truck only 500 more miles to be driveable.
10. S05E10Yankee HankieFebruary 4, 2001—When Hank tries to get a specialty Texas Native license plate for his truck, he discovers that his mother gave birth to him at Yankee Stadiu
11. S05E11Hank and the Great Glass ElevatorFebruary 11, 2001—The guys are out celebrating Bill's birthday and while in a elevator they talk Hank into mooning people. However, Hank ends up mooning the e
12. S05E12Now Who's the Dummy?February 18, 2001—Bobby encounters a famous ventriloquist at a nursing home and after being given a dummy, first suffers Hank's frustration then frustration w
13. S05E13Ho Yeah!February 25, 2001—Peggy and Hank unknowingly take in a prostitute, Hank then tangles with her former pimp, Alabaster Jones.
14. S05E14The ExterminatorMarch 4, 2001—Dale gets a new job when he reaches the point where he can not handle the toxins he is using anymore and gets a job with a local company whe
15. S05E15Luanne Virgin 2.0March 11, 2001 8.5Luanne goes through a church ritual that makes her a virgin again and Hank finds out he was not the first guy Peggy was with.
16. S05E16Hank's ChoiceApril 1, 2001 8.5Hank and Peggy find out that Bobby is allergic to dogs and then Bobby milks it for all it is worth.
17. S05E17It's Not Easy Being GreenApril 8, 2001—Bobby takes up a new interest in environmental issues, provoked by a new teacher. When the cause rallies to drain the quarry, and rid it of
18. S05E18The Trouble with GribblesApril 22, 2001—When the station replaces Nancy with Luanne because she is younger, Nancy decides to get a facelift. Meanwhile, Dale comes up with a plan to
19. S05E19Hank's Back StoryMay 6, 2001—After Hank enters a lawnmower race, he starts having problems with his back. A trip to the doctor reveals that he needs what amounts to a bu
20. S05E20Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love StoryMay 13, 2001—Bobby fakes a kidney problem to be cool with the high school kids then drags Connie into his fantasy story.

Season 5 ranked & reviewed

1. S06E01Season's bestBobby Goes NutsNovember 11, 2001 9.0After Bobby is forced to eat dirt by a older boy he takes a self defense class at the YWCA. He then becomes a bully and is punished by his d
2. S06E02Soldier of MisfortuneDecember 9, 2001 8.5Dale Gribble runs for president of the gun club again against Mad Dog. Peggy, Hank, Bill and Boomhauer come up with a plan to answer Gribble
3. S06E03Lupe's RevengeDecember 12, 2001 9.0When Peggy supervises the Spanish classes field trip to Mexico, she accidentally brings a Mexican girl back with her believing the girl is o
4. S06E04The Father, the Son and J.C.December 16, 2001—Hank gets Buck Strickland out of jail and the judge assigns him to community service with Habitat for Humanity. Peggy and Dee Dee plan a ext
5. S06E05Father of the BribeJanuary 6, 2002—Kahn tries to bribe bobby into breaking up with Connie but the kids come up with a plan and the scheme backfires on him.
6. S06E06I'm with CupidFebruary 10, 2002—Bill depresses Bobby on Valentines day while Hank and Peggy are out on the town. Boomauer gives Bobby advice on love so Bobby can impress Co
7. S06E07Torch Song HillogyFebruary 17, 2002 8.5Bobby gets upset because he does not have any trophies. Peggy suggests that he can enter to carry the Olympic Torch through Arlen Texas. Han
8. S06E08Joust Like a WomanFebruary 24, 2002 8.0Buck Strickland sends Hank to a Renaissance fair to get a new propane account. Peggy joins the group and then becomes upset about the treatm
9. S06E09The Bluegrass is Always GreenerFebruary 24, 2002 9.0Hank and the guys form a Bluegrass band with Connie as the fiddler. Kahn objects and tells her she can not play with their band.
10. S06E10The Substitute Spanish PrisonerMarch 3, 2002—Peggy starts to worry about how smart she is so she takes an online IQ test. She ends up being conned by the person who set the test up. She
11. S06E11Unfortunate SonMarch 10, 2002—Cotton and his war buddy cronies loose their VFW due to lack of money. They are forced to move in with Hank and Peggy. Dale Gribble gets a f
12. S06E12Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret HillMarch 17, 2002—No one is getting sick and calling off work so Peggy can be called in. She then impersonates a nun at St. Ignatious to land a teaching job.
13. S06E13Tankin' It to the StreetsMarch 31, 2002—Bill gets upset about blacked out items in his military medical file. Dale sneaks in and takes photo's of Bill's file and shows it to everyo
14. S06E14Of Mice and Little Green MenApril 7, 2002 8.5Hank and Dale realize that they do not have anything in common with their sons. Dale starts to obsess with Joseph having been fathered by an
15. S06E15A Man Without a Country ClubApril 14, 2002—After Hank and the guys build a golf hole in the back yard, he is invited to join the Nine Rivers Country Club.
16. S06E16Beer and LoathingApril 14, 2002 8.5The guys try to buy Alamo beer and none of the stores have any. Peggy starts to work at Alamo as a Spanish Interpreter and finds out the rea
17. S06E17Fun with Jane and JaneApril 21, 2002—Luann Joins a cult thinking it is a sorority, she drags Peggy in with her. Hank and the rest of the Rainy Street guys go Emu hunting for Buc
18. S06E18My Own Private RodeoApril 28, 2002—Hank invites Dale's gay dad to Dale and Nancy's wedding vow renewal, Dale thinks his dad is a woman chaser and is after Nancy.
19. S06E19Sug NightMay 5, 2002—After helping Nancy set up her new hot tub, Hank starts having a recurring dream about barbecuing naked with Nancy. When Peggy finds out, sh
20. S06E20Dang Ol' LoveMay 5, 2002 8.5A marriage proposal is made when Bill and Boomhauer compete for the same woman's affections.
21. S06E21Returning Japanese (1)May 12, 2002 9.0Peggy tries to find ways to get the newspaper she writes for to pay for free trips, Cotton goes back to Japan to supposedly apologize to the
22. S06E22Returning Japanese (2)May 12, 2002 8.5Cotton gets so upset, he makes getting to the Emperor of Japan so he can spit on him his main mission in life. Hank and his new found brothe

Season 6 ranked & reviewed

1. S07E01Get Your Freak OffNovember 3, 2002—Hank stops Bobby from listening to some of the modern music he considers to be trash and ends up giving his approval to a boy band until he
2. S07E02The Fat and the FuriousNovember 10, 2002—Bill gets wrapped up in food eating contests when he becomes the center of attention. Peggy does everything she can to keep Bobby from findi
3. S07E03Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna DoNovember 17, 2002—Bobby meets a tough gal cousin of Connie's and gets drawn in to helping her make drugs thinking it is candy for a school science fair.
4. S07E04Goodbye Normal JeansNovember 24, 2002—Hank is discouraged when Bobby takes a home economics course, until he starts to reap the benefits. Bobby learns to cook, clean and sew bett
5. S07E05Dances with DogsDecember 1, 2002—Hank and Bobby go head to head in a craze imported from Canada: dog dancing. Hank catches Bobby Dog Dancing with LadyBird, and he is furious
6. S07E06The Son Also RosesDecember 8, 2002—Hank becomes obsessed with Bobby's new project of growing roses for show.
7. S07E07The Texas Skilsaw MassacreDecember 15, 2002—Hank discovers that Dale has dug a tunnel all the way from his home to under Hanks kitchen when he falls through the floor. He has to move o
8. S07E08Full Metal Dust JacketJanuary 5, 2003—Peggy persuades Hank to take over the lease for a local bookstore that is closing so she can be part of a exclusive book club.
9. S07E09PigmalionJanuary 12, 2003—Peggy forces Luanne to quit her job as a waitress, and then signs her up for a course on enterpreneurism. There she meets Trip Larsen, head
10. S07E10Megalo DaleJanuary 12, 2003—The Mega Lo Mart has a pest-control problem, and the manager asks Hank to recommend an exterminator. Though fearing that Dale will screw it
11. S07E11Boxing LuanneFebruary 2, 2003—Buck Strickland and his brother puts LuAnne into show fights, she is unaware that the fights are rigged. Peggy convinces Luanne to fight Geo
12. S07E12Vision QuestFebruary 9, 2003—John Redcorn worry's about Dales ability to raise Joseph and attempts to teach him in a round about way of his heritage. Dale decides that h
13. S07E13Queasy RiderFebruary 16, 2003—Hank makes weekend plans without consulting Peggy, and the fallout drives them to a marriage counselor. The therapist learns that one of the
14. S07E14Board GamesMarch 2, 2003—Peggy, Minh and Nancy resolve to save an after-school program from being shut down, but political back-stabbing ensues when all three of the
15. S07E15An Officer and a Gentle BoyMarch 9, 2003—Hank gets frustrated with Bobby not doing what he is told and sends him to the Military Academy that Cotton Hill went to as a cadet.
16. S07E16The Miseducation of Bobby HillMarch 16, 2003—Hank introduces Bobby to the world of propane and propane accessories, meanwhile, Bill straps weather balloons to a chair and attempts to fl
17. S07E17The Good BuckMarch 30, 2003—Buck Strickland loses Strickland North because of his gambling and his wife leaves him. Hank then turns him on to Jesus and Buck ends up wit
18. S07E18I Never Promised You an Organic GardenApril 13, 2003—Peggy takes over teaching the schools organic garden, then Hank gets involved. Meanwhile, Dale, Bill and Boomhauer get involved with collect
19. S07E19Be True to Your FoolApril 27, 2003 8.5The guys boot Bill out of the group after catching head lice from him, Bill ends up in jail and Hank tries to help him.
20. S07E20Racist DawgMay 4, 2003 8.0After Ladybird attacks a black plumber, the man accuses the dog and Hank of being racist. Hank then sets out to prove that he is not racist
21. S07E21Night and DeityMay 11, 2003—Dale calls upon a master exterminator when he has problems with pigeons in the neighborhood and can not get rid of them, Nancy starts to get
22. S07E22Maid in ArlenMay 18, 2003—Kahn's mother starts doing maid work for people in the neighborhood and Kahn is aghast.
23. S07E23The Witches of East ArlenMay 18, 2003—Hank is enthusiastic about Bobby's new hobby of cards, envisioning his son as an aspiring poker shark. But they're really tarot cards, and B

Season 7 ranked & reviewed

1. S08E01Patch BoomhauerNovember 2, 2003—Boomhauer is thrown for a loop when his brother is going to marry the love of his life.
2. S08E02Reborn to Be WildNovember 9, 2003—Bobby becomes involved with the church youth group who looks like a bunch of toughs and Hank freaks out.
3. S08E03New Cowboy on the BlockNovember 16, 2003 7.0Willy Lane a former Dallas Cowboy moves onto the street and the guys are awestruck. Bobby learns dirty NFL tactics.
4. S08E04Season's bestThe Incredible HankNovember 23, 2003 9.0Hank is ran ragged at work because of fellow employee call offs and Peggy, not listening to him decides that he has low testosterone after t
5. S08E05Flirting with the MasterNovember 30, 2003—Peggy accepts a tutoring job in Mexico helping actor Monsignor Martinez's children prepare for the SAT's; Luanne takes on Peggy's homemaker
6. S08E06After the Mold RushDecember 7, 2003—Hank is looking forward to being on the parade of homes until his latest project ends up with the house being declared uninhabitable.
7. S08E07Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and PropaneDecember 14, 2003—Hank and Bobby hit the road in an 18 wheeler to deliver a load of his mothers furniture out to Arizona for her. The guys stow away in the ba
8. S08E08Rich Hank, Poor HankJanuary 4, 2004—After becoming inquisitive about how much money the family makes, Bobby decides that he will do some investigating of his own. After seeing
9. S08E09Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the HillJanuary 25, 2004—Peggy designs art for Strickland Propane when Hank can't find anything decent at the local art shops then her work is picked up by a art dea
10. S08E10That's What She SaidFebruary 8, 2004 8.0Hank gets rattled by a new co-workers smutty comments; Dale quits smoking but takes up chewing tobacco.
11. S08E11My Hair LadyFebruary 15, 2004 8.5Bill poses as a gay man at a hair salon to help Luanne with her new job.
12. S08E12Phish and WildlifeFebruary 22, 2004—Hank with the family and the guys go on their annual camping trip where he tries to teach Bobby how to live off the land. Hank then has to d
13. S08E13Cheer FactorMarch 7, 2004—Peggy overcomes obstinate coach Jo Rita to lead the cheerleading squad and fulfill her dream.
14. S08E14Dale Be Not ProudMarch 14, 2004—Hank's hero, NHRA driver John Force, needs a organ transplant and Dale has a compatible kidney. Bobby does comedy morning announcements over
15. S08E15Après Hank, le DelugeMarch 21, 2004—Arlen is hit by rains and flash floods, during the heavy rain Hank must save Arlen at the dam; Bill enjoys newfound confidence when he becom
16. S08E16DaletechMarch 28, 2004—Peggy gets frustrated when Cotton is left at the Hill's house; When Cotton becomes head of the new neighborhood watch program C.O.P.S. he be
17. S08E17How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the AlamoApril 18, 2004—After Tom Landry Middle Schools new history books leave out the Alamo, Hank helps plan a re-enactment of the Battle of the Alamo so Bobby ca
18. S08E18Girl, You'll Be a Giant SoonApril 25, 2004—When Hank tries to enter the Texas State Grill Off, he discovers that they do not allow the use of propane. Hank then starts a protest with
19. S08E19Stressed for SuccessMay 2, 2004—Hank gets flustered because of Bobby watching so much TV. Bobby's knowledge of pop culture then leads him to being chosen to be a member of
20. S08E20Hank's BackMay 9, 2004—Hank has major back pain that prevents him from working and ends up getting disability for not being able to work. The agent believes he is
21. S08E21The Redneck on Rainey StreetMay 16, 2004 8.5Kahn decides to be a beer drinking, El Camino driving, ATV riding redneck when Connie is rejected by a prestigious school.
22. S08E22Talking Shop!May 23, 2004—Given the choice between shop class and counseling his peers, Bobby opts for the counseling sessions in hopes of meeting girls.

Season 8 ranked & reviewed

1. S09E01A Rover Runs Through ItNovember 7, 2004 8.5Peggy returns home to Montana after receiving a phone call from her mother, only to discover that the family may lose the land because of ta
2. S09E02Ms. WakefieldDecember 19, 2004—With Christmas just around the corner, the Hills are just starting to get things rolling for the Holiday season and they receive a visit fro
3. S09E03Death Buys a TimeshareJanuary 16, 2005—Hank cleans up Cotton's mess when, after he inherits $ 10,000 Cotton is suckered into buying a time share down in Mexico.
4. S09E04Yard, She Blows!January 23, 2005—Hanks wish is granted when Bobby accidentally shoots a garden gnome Peggy put in the front yard.
5. S09E05Dale to the ChiefJanuary 30, 2005—Hank battles through a mountain of red tape to get his new drivers license corrected; Dale becomes pro-U.S. after losing a belief in conspir
6. S09E06The Petriot ActFebruary 13, 2005—Right before they due to leave for vacation, Hank agrees to serve his country by caring for a soldiers pet after seeing Bill with a nice Gol
7. S09E07Enrique-cilable DifferencesFebruary 20, 2005—Hank becomes very uncomfortable when his co-worker Enrique starts having problems at home and forces his way into Hanks personal life.
8. S09E08Mutual of OmAbwahMarch 6, 2005—Hank discovers that their homeowners insurance has lapsed and they declare a state of emergency to protect the house from disasters. Dale pl
9. S09E09Care-Takin' Care of BusinessMarch 13, 2005—When the Tom Landry Middle School football team has to forfeit a game due to poor field maintenance, the booster club resolves to replace th
10. S09E10Arlen City BomberMarch 27, 2005—To pay off her credit card debt, Luanne takes a second job: skating with a roller derby team. Peggy ends up joining the team as well and the
11. S09E11Redcorn Gambles with His FutureApril 10, 2005—Buck Strickland chooses Hank to plan the companys big event and John Redcorn tries to talk Hank into hiring his hard rock band. When he is t
12. S09E12Smoking and the BanditApril 17, 2005—In an effort to both impress Joseph and to protest a smoking ban in Arlen, Dale goes from bar to bar disguised as the Smoking Bandit.
13. S09E13Gone with the WindstormMay 1, 2005—When Nancy Gribbles weather report is wrong, the station gets new equipment in and replaces her as weather girl with a knowledgeable meteoro
14. S09E14Bobby on TrackMay 8, 2005—Hank encourages Bobby to join the track team but the coach uses Bobby to motivate the other runners.
15. S09E15It Ain't Over Till the Fat Neighbor SingsMay 15, 2005—Bill ends up joining an all male chorus and the guys support him until he becomes obsessed with the group and stops reporting for duty at th

Season 9 ranked & reviewed

1. S10E01Hank's on BoardSeptember 18, 2005—Hank ends up going with the guys when they try to sneak out of town for a guys weekend without him. He finds out they think he is uptight an
2. S10E02Bystand MeSeptember 25, 2005—Hank thinks delivering papers in the morning would be a great job for Bobby and ropes him into a deliver job when he finds out the new owner
3. S10E03Bill's HouseNovember 6, 2005—After the Hill's become sick and Bill nurses them back to health, he feels the need to help others and he turns his house into a halfway hou
4. S10E04HarlottownNovember 20, 2005—Hank and Peggy get all excited about saving the Tea Kettle rock formation because it is a historical spot in Arlen. Then Hank discovers the
5. S10E05A Portrait of the Artist as a Young ClownDecember 4, 2005—Hank reaches the point where he can't stand Bobby's jokes any more so he enrolls him in clown class at the local community college.
6. S10E06Orange You Sad I Did Say BananaDecember 11, 2005—The back alley guys build a swimming pool for Khan then Khan starts to fear that he is losing his Laotian heritage so he joins Ted Wassanaso
7. S10E07You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)January 29, 2006—When Hank and his softball team play in a charity game against a better team, Hank takes it a bit too seriously.
8. S10E08Business is Picking UpMarch 19, 2006—The school holds a job fair and Hank tries to hold a place for Bobby with Strickland but Bobby pokes along. Bobby ends up shadowing a man wh
9. S10E09The Year of Washing DangerouslyMarch 26, 2006—When Kahn buys the local car wash and runs it into the ground, Strickland becomes his business partner and gets Hank to join the car wash te
10. S10E10Hank Fixes EverythingApril 2, 2006—Buck Strickland embarks on a propane price war with Thatherton and two other rivals, and hires the guys from "American Chopper" to boost sal
11. S10E11Church HoppingApril 9, 2006 8.5The Hills are late to church and a new family has taken their pew. Hank becomes upset and starts looking for another church to attend. Peggy
12. S10E1224 Hour Propane PeopleApril 23, 2006 8.5Buck Strickland finds himself banned from his favorite strip club and he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a fun place to work to compe
13. S10E13The Texas PanhandlerApril 30, 2006—Bobby meets a young freeloader when he gets a job to pay for a pair of trendy jeans and realizes there could be a easier way to get the pant
14. S10E14Hank's BullyMay 7, 2006—The Hills get some liberal neighbors; Hank tries to come up with a plan to put the neighborhood bully in his place; Meanwhile Dale informs P
15. S10E15Edu-macating LuckyMay 14, 2006—Lucky has big ideas about Luanne who makes a major announcement; Peggy tutors Lucky so he can get his GED.

Season 10 ranked & reviewed

1. S11E01The Peggy Horror Picture ShowJanuary 28, 2007—Peggy befriends Carolyn, a woman she has met at a clothing store. Carolyn views her as the epitome of womanhood then Peggy discovers she is
2. S11E02SerPUNtFebruary 11, 2007—Lucky gives Bobby a snake for a pet causing Hank to freak out, then the snake slithers down the toiler and Hank turns to Animal Control for
3. S11E03Blood and SauceFebruary 18, 2007—Bill becomes despondent because his family is almost gone and he does not have any children and teaches Bobby his family's secret barbecue s
4. S11E04Luanne Gets LuckyMarch 25, 2007—Luanne accepts a invitation to go to her high school prom after Lucky ditches her to go Stumping with the guys.
5. S11E05Hank Gets DustedApril 1, 2007—Cotton decides to give his old car that Hank loves to Cousin Dusty Hill of ZZ Top, who shows up with a film crew.
6. S11E06Glen Peggy Glen RossApril 22, 2007—After loosing her job, Peggy finds work at Arlen's largest real estate broker. Hank tries out a great set of golf clubs then finds out they
7. S11E07The Passion of the DauteriveApril 29, 2007—After Bill survives the roof caving in over his bed, he becomes immersed in church activities and becomes involved with Reverend Stroup.
8. S11E08Grand Theft ArlenApril 29, 2007—Bobby trains for the presidential fitness test; Hank discovers a video game about propane and can not stop playing the game when Buck gets h
9. S11E09Peggy's Gone to PotsMay 6, 2007—Peggy befriends a couple in order to sell real estate, but they end up scamming her. Dale receives a surprise visit from a person who's iden
10. S11E10Hair Today, Gone TodayMay 13, 2007—Nancy's unresolved feelings for John Redcorn turn into stress and she starts loosing her hair. Dale thinks he has been transported through t
11. S11E11Bill, Bulk, and the Body BuddiesMay 20, 2007 8.0Bill has to shape up for an upcoming Army physical, but when he becomes friends with a group of body builders he becomes aggressive and deve
12. S11E12Lucky's Wedding SuitMay 20, 2007 8.0Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone as the family prepares for Luanne and Lucky's wedding.

Season 11 ranked & reviewed

1. S12E01Suite Smells of ExcessSeptember 23, 2007—Bobby becomes interested in watching football on tv so hank takes him to a Longhorns game where Bobby ventures into a retired Nebraska quart
2. S12E02Bobby RaeSeptember 30, 2007—Bobby starts holding protests at school to impress a girl he likes, beginning with the school soda machine.
3. S12E03The Powder Puff BoysOctober 7, 2007—Hank encourages Bobby when he is asked to cheerleader for the girls in the school's annual Powder Puff game. Bobby soon learns that there is
4. S12E04Four Wave IntersectionOctober 14, 2007—Bobby and Joseph are bullied when Hank takes them to a local water park and gets them summer passes. Boomhauer tries to save the day. Bill b
5. S12E05Death Picks CottonNovember 11, 2007—Cotton volunteers to baby-sit Bobby so Hank and Peggy can go to an upscale restaurant.
6. S12E06Raise the SteaksNovember 18, 2007—After buying unsavory steaks, Hank visits the town co-op in search of better meat to cook.
7. S12E07Tears of an Inflatable ClownNovember 25, 2007—The planning committee cancels the schools carnival, enraging the student body; Lucky catches a flying disk made of barbed wire.
8. S12E08The Minh Who Knew Too MuchDecember 9, 2007—Dale makes himself a land canoe and then runs into Kahn and Minh's rose bushes;. They then decide to ditch their hillbilly neighbors. Minh t
9. S12E09Dream WeaverDecember 16, 2007 8.5Peggy and Nancy are discussing Dale and Peggy ropes Hank into accompanying Dale on a vacation to learn different trades; Peggy, Bill and Kha
10. S12E10Doggone CrazyJanuary 6, 2008 8.5Hank comes home from Bobby's ball game and discovers that the house has been destroyed. He then finds out the reason for it and seeks the he
11. S12E11Trans-FascismFebruary 10, 2008—Hank takes action when the city's council puts a ban on the sale of food that contains trans fats, which forces Sugarfoot's Restaurant out o
12. S12E12Three Men and a Bastard (A.K.A. The Untitled Blake McCormick Project)February 17, 2008—Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene, who has returned to Arlen after a few years. Dale decides there is something strange a
13. S12E13The Accidental TerroristMarch 2, 2008—When Hank learns he has overpaid for every car he has ever bought since he started driving, his bid for justice ends with exploding cars and
14. S12E14Lady and GentrificationMarch 9, 2008—Hank reluctantly agrees to speak at Inez's quinceanera; Enrique blames Peggy for the gentrification of his neighborhood when she sells prope
15. S12E15Behind Closed DoorsMarch 16, 2008—Relationship expert Stephens Davies makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting skills. Dale decides everyone needs a soundtrack
16. S12E16Pour Some Sugar on KahnMarch 30, 2008—Khan's father-in-law visits the family and makes him feel like a failure.
17. S12E17Six Characters in Search of a HouseApril 6, 2008—Peggy hires a "Hollywood" family to replace the strange occupants of a house she needs to sell within 2 weeks.
18. S12E18The Courtship of Joseph's FatherApril 13, 2008—Dales son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School.
19. S12E19Strangeness on a TrainApril 27, 2008—After years of birthdays gone wrong, Peggy plans a murder mystery encounter dinner on a train hoping to break her streak of bad luck.
20. S12E20Cops and RobertMay 4, 2008—A man vows revenge when Hank accidentally takes his wallet, Bobby is falsely accused of a crime at school. Dale comes up with a plan to get
21. S12E21It Came from the GarageMay 11, 2008—When Bobby want's to help his dad build a boat, Hank ditches his old team of Bill, Dale and Boomhauer for the Regatta boat-building competit
22. S12E22Life: A Loser's ManualMay 18, 2008—Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two strike felon, comes to town and commits another crime; Luanne's husband Lucky feels sorry for Hoyt and takes the

Season 12 ranked & reviewed

1. S13E01Dia-bill-ic ShockSeptember 28, 2008—Unwilling to change his eating habits, Bill is diagnosed with diabetes.
2. S13E02Earthy Girls Are EasyOctober 5, 2008—Dale, in an attempt to impress the ladies, organizes an Earth Benefit concert after charging Buck Strickland for carbon offsets.
3. S13E03Square-Footed MonsterOctober 19, 2008—The Hill family and the rest of the neighborhood visit the City Council to protest when Ted Wassonasong tries to build a McMansion on Rainy
4. S13E04Lost in MyspaceNovember 2, 2008—Hank gets upset with the My Space page that Donna creates for Strickland Propane; Dale gets a pig so he can go truffle hunting and he takes
5. S13E05No Bobby Left BehindNovember 9, 2008—Bobby is identified as special at school when there is a problem with the tests and no child left behind. He is then placed in a class where
6. S13E06A Bill Full of DollarsNovember 16, 2008—Peggy plays the stock market with with Minh and Dale and take advantage of Bill in the process, hoping to earn enough money to buy a new Fla
7. S13E07Straight as an ArrowNovember 30, 2008—When Hank and Bobby decide to get involved with a boys outdoor club called the Order of the Straight Arrow, Hank clashes with the Arrowmaste
8. S13E08Lucky See, Monkey DoFebruary 8, 2009—When Peggy plans a baby shower for Luanne, Lucky asks his sister Myrna and her children to the party. Lucky's sister then starts taking over
9. S13E09What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Convention in MemphisFebruary 15, 2009—Hanks boss, Buck Strickland asks Hank to accompany him to the National Propane Gas Convention.
10. S13E10Master of PuppetsMarch 1, 2009 8.5Hank and Peggy go out together on a date night and forget to pick Bobby up. He then uses their guilt to pit them against each other for his
11. S13E11Bwah My NoseMarch 8, 2009—Hank and the guys end up in a rematch football game against the team they lost the State Championship to back in high school, during practic
12. S13E12Uncool CustomerMarch 15, 2009—Peggy becomes friends with Katt Savage, the coolest and most glamorous mother at Bobby's Cotillion classes. Meanwhile, Hank discovers a new
13. S13E13Nancy Does DallasMarch 22, 2009—Nancy leaves town for a job in Dallas and starts climbing the corporate ladder by any means possible. With Nancy gone, Dale starts preparing
14. S13E14Born Again on the Fourth of JulyApril 19, 2009—Bobby sees the error of his ways after going to church with Lucky, meanwhile, Hank and the guys prepare for the 4th of July and battle with
15. S13E15Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom KeyApril 26, 2009—Hank receives a box of his late fathers personal effects from Didi and a bizarre list of last requests from Cotton that he has to follow.
16. S13E16Bad News BillMay 3, 2009—Hank is vilified by a Little League coach when he tries to be realistic about Bobby's below-average baseball skills.
17. S13E17Manger Baby EinsteinMay 10, 2009—Luanne creates a franchise around her Manger Baby puppets and becomes a children's performer.
18. S13E18Uh-Oh CanadaMay 17, 2009—Hank and the guys deal with less than agreeable visitors when Boomhauer trades homes with a Canadian family for the summer.
19. S13E19The Boy Can't Help ItSeptember 13, 2009—A trio of older girls befriends Bobby, and Hank worries that Bobby is being emasculated.
20. S13E20To Sirloin with LoveSeptember 13, 2009 6.3Bobby joins the local college's meat cutting examination team after he discovers that he has a talent for identifying cuts of meat.
21. S13E21The HoneymoonersFebruary 21, 2010—Hanks mother announces that she has decided to marry a an Hank has never met and move into a recreational vehicle.
22. S13E22Bill Gathers MossMay 3, 2010—To relieve his loneliness, Bill takes in some roommates, including Principal Moss.
23. S13E23When Joseph Met Lori, and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's ClosetMay 4, 2010—After getting into an argument with Joseph about the girl he has been dating, Dale commits himself to a mental institute.
24. S13E24Just Another Manic Kahn-DayMay 5, 2010—Kahn's bouts of manic depression threaten to derail Hanks plan to build a tricked out barbecue grill for Strickland Propane's upcoming event

Season 13 ranked & reviewed

1. S14E01Return of the KingAugust 4, 2025 8.6Hank and Peggy move back to Arlen and struggle to readjust to their old life. Bobby runs into a childhood friend in Dallas.
2. S14E02The Beer StoryAugust 4, 2025 8.3Hank and Bobby are competitors in a home beer brewing competition. Boomhauer bonds with Luke Jr. over non-alcoholic beer.
3. S14E03Bobby Gets GrilledAugust 4, 2025 8.3In his search for authentic robata charcoal, Bobby is accused of cultural appropriation. The Hills and Gribbles go to the Bush presidential
4. S14E04Chore Money, Chore ProblemsAugust 4, 2025 8.5Hank joins an app for handymen and struggles to get a good rating. Bobby learns that Connie is dating a mutual friend.
5. S14E05New Ref in TownAugust 4, 2025 8.3Hank secretly becomes a soccer referee. Bobby goes to buy a car and leaves the dealership with more than he bargained for.
6. S14E06Peggy's FadeoutAugust 4, 2025 8.7Hank discovers that Bill's new coworkers think he's married, while Bobby discovers Connie's boyfriend may be cheating on her. Peggy struggle
7. S14E07Any Given Hill-DayAugust 4, 2025 8.5Bobby tries to bond with Hank at the Dallas Cowboys Fantasy Camp, but Willow interferes. Peggy starts a lending library in an effort to brin
8. S14E08Kahn-scious UncouplingAugust 4, 2025 8.7The Souphanousinphones throw a lavish anniversary party to hide a secret that only Hank knows. Bobby is stressed out catering the party whil
9. S14E09No Hank Left BehindAugust 4, 2025 8.3Hank takes Good Hank to a men's camp to instill good values, but the camp is not what Hank thought it would be. Peggy stays at Bobby's apart
10. S14E10Season's bestA Sounder InvestmentAugust 4, 2025 9.0Peggy and Hank's friends start a pig eradication business, but Hank is hesitant to join them. Bobby and Connie struggle to bond as adults.

Season 14 ranked & reviewed

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Season 15 ranked & reviewed