Duckman

1. S01E01I, DuckmanMarch 5, 1994 7.0We are introduced to Duckman, who's ignored by his family and feels under appreciated, he is searching for something to be remembered by. Th
2. S01E02T.V. or Not to BeMarch 12, 1994—Duckman is watching a TV program, but the family takes over the set when Mother Mirabelle's Home Miracle Network program starts airing. The
3. S01E03Gripes of WrathMarch 19, 1994—A comment Duckman makes at the unveiling of a new supercomputer, named Loretta, makes the world a better place to live in, for a while anywa
4. S01E04PsycheMarch 26, 1994—Feeling inadequate and hard up, Duckman gets a bill job. The detectives then get a job researching the lives of two large breasted women, bu
5. S01E05Gland of OpportunityApril 9, 1994—Duckman receives the adrenal gland of a daredevil via a transplant at an amusement park clinic. The new gland gives him loads of confidence.
6. S01E06Ride the High SchoolApril 16, 1994—Duckman receives a letter offering Ajax a chance to go to a boarding school for gifted children. After visiting Ajax's current school, Duckm
7. S01E07A Civil WarApril 23, 1994—Duckman is jealous when everyone showers Cornfed with their attention, so he fires him while working their next case, which involves the ""m
8. S01E08Not So Easy RidersApril 30, 1994—Duckman receives a letter from the IRS. The IRS agent is tough and Duckman is given 24 hours to pay $29,587.42 in back taxes. After asking h
9. S01E09It's the Thing of the PrincipalMay 7, 1994 6.0Bernice is worried about Ajax, who's not been eating and has been sent to the principal every day this week. Duckman and Cornfed go undercov
10. S01E10Cellar BewareMay 21, 1994—Bernice decides they're going to act together as a family. For their first activity together, she invites the neighbors over for the monthly
11. S01E11American DicksMay 28, 1994—The Duckman detective agency, the only agency not affected by the nationwide detective strike, becomes the focus of TV show American Dicks w
12. S01E12About FaceJune 4, 1994—Duckman calls 911 in an emergency and falls in love with the voice on the other end of the line. When they meet, her looks leave a whole lot
13. S01E13Joking the ChickenJune 11, 1994—A group of comedians hire Duckman to stop a pathetic mild mannered politically correct chicken whose ""clean"" stand up routine becomes a co

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Papa Oom M.O.W. M.O.W.March 11, 1995—While trying to grab a couple of women in the ass, Duckman saves the president's life. When this fact is later revealed, Duckman tries to ca
2. S02E02Married AliveMarch 18, 1995—Bernice returns home with news that she is getting married to a self-made billionaire who plans to take her and the kids away with him to Eu
3. S02E03Days of Whining and NeurosisMarch 25, 1995 7.0Duckman & Cornfed go undercover into an exclusive celebrity-filled health spa to investigate one of the support groups.
4. S02E04Inherit the Judgement: The Dope's TrialApril 3, 1995 7.0Duckman, in search of his free clock radio, takes the family out to the desert. They wind up in a small town where ""King"" Chicken is the s
5. S02E05America the BeautifulApril 10, 1995 6.0As the disclaimer says at the beginning this episode is full ""of heavy handed and over-obvious allegory,"" when for some children, Duckman
6. S02E06Season's bestThe Germ TurnsApril 17, 1995 8.0The family goes to a new age fair and at one of the booths, Duckman meets his mother who's been reincarnated as a ""highly infectious germ""
7. S02E07In the Nam of the FatherApril 24, 1995—The son Cornfed never knew he had arrives at the office and Cornfed travels back to Vietnam to find the mother and the truth. Duckman takes
8. S02E08Research and DestroyMay 1, 1995—Ajax's natural talent for poetry makes him popular. Duckman gets him signed to a contract for a job creating greeting cards, but Ajax isn't
9. S02E09Clip JobMay 8, 1995—Duckman is kidnapped by an irate viewer who doesn't like the lack of morals portrayed on his television show.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Noir GangJanuary 6, 1996 9.0Feeling ""creatively obligated by a film-noir parody,"" Cornfed calls their new client ""a dame,"" whose name is Tamara La Boinque. Later he
2. S03E02Forbidden FruitJanuary 13, 1996—Duckman is slapped with a sexual harassment charge by the French nanny that Bernice has hired to tutor the boys. It seems the nanny isn't wh
3. S03E03Grandma-ma's Flatulent AdventureJanuary 20, 1996—The family makes plans to put Grandma-ma in a rest home. While taking her there, Duckman gets distracted and loses track of her. Grandma-ma
4. S03E04Color of NaughtJanuary 27, 1996—Duckman again foils King Chicken's plot for revenge. This time King Chicken has produced a product that makes everything beautiful, everythi
5. S03E05Sperms of EndearmentFebruary 10, 1996—Bernice, Duckmans sister-in-law, decides she wants to have a child of her own. After trying the dating scene she decides to give artificial
6. S03E06A Room With a BellevueFebruary 17, 1996—Duckman gets placed in a mental institution after pleading temporary insanity to a charge of public ranting. He likes the strict regimentati
7. S03E07Apocalypse NotFebruary 24, 1996—After the city gets attacked by one of Duckmans over-inflated dolls, the city decides to have an emergency drill where all the residents go
8. S03E08Clear and Presidente DangerMarch 2, 1996—Duckman and group win a trip to a third-world country. Duckman starts a revolution with his ranting and gets placed into power where he beco
9. S03E09The Girls of Route CanalMarch 9, 1996—Charles and Mambo are in love and look to Duckman for advice. He tells them a Bridges of Madison County-esque story of how he and their moth
10. S03E10The Mallardian CandidateMarch 16, 1996—Former comedian Iggy Catalpa hires Duckman to investigate a conspiracy where the only evidence is a sock missing from his laundry. The consp
11. S03E11Pig AmokApril 6, 1996—(Willabald Feivel) Cornfed finds out from his father via a documentary co-written with Ken Burns, that he has a genetic disease that gives h
12. S03E12The Once and Future DuckApril 13, 1996—Ajax opens a rift in the time/space continuum with his clock radio. Duckman discovers from a future version of himself that his future hinge
13. S03E13The One With Lisa Kudrow in a Small Role (a.k.a. Planet of the Dopes)April 20, 1996—Ajax is abducted by redneck aliens and taken to a planet where Duckman is praised as a deity and Ajax revered as ""The son of Dod.""
14. S03E14Aged HeatApril 27, 1996—A Grandma-ma look-a-like robber switches places with the her to make an escape. Duckman suspects that Grandma-ma isn't quite herself, of cou
15. S03E15They Craved Duckman's Brain!May 4, 1996—Duckman is cast in a hospital educational film with Joe Walsh; for his part he is put into a MRI chamber. The film crew is thrown out of the
16. S03E16The Road to DendronMay 11, 1996—A parody of the Hope/Crosby Road pictures is done in this episode as Duckman and Cornfed act as chaperones for Ajax's class trip to the Suda
17. S03E17Exile in GuyvilleMay 25, 1996—A young child is related the tale of how Duckman and Bernice led a nationwide division of sexes, all this because of his ad for lingerie. Du
18. S03E18The Longest WeekendJune 22, 1996—Duckman and the neighbors get together to form an association after another neighborhood association appears to be getting preferential trea
19. S03E19The Amazing Colossal DuckmanJune 29, 1996—Through a unique combination of chemicals, Duckman gets a rare blood disease that causes him to grow several inches each time he gets angry
20. S03E20Cock Tales for FourJuly 6, 1996—Duckman and Bernice go to meet the parent's of Ajax's girlfriend. The parents turn out to be ""King"" Chicken and his wife; surprisingly for

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Dammit, HollywoodJanuary 4, 1997—Annoyed with the current state of the film industry, Duckman goes to Hollywood to demand his $7 back. Instead, he falls into the plot of a s
2. S04E02Coolio RunningsJanuary 11, 1997 6.0With the Father & Son Games coming up, Duckman looks for an alternative to competing with Ajax. He spots a more than adequate replacement in
3. S04E03Aged Heat 2: Women in HeatJanuary 18, 1997—Duckman is imprisoned for killing Fluffy and Uranus, again. However, he is accidentally sent to a women's prison. A dream of his comes true!
4. S04E04All About ElliottJanuary 25, 1997 6.0Duckman and Cornfed hire a college intern for the agency. The intern undermines Cornfed's reputation and indulges Duckman's self-destructive
5. S04E05From Brad to WorseFebruary 1, 1997—Duckman finds an old high school classmate who's been homeless due to something Duckman did to him 20 years ago. Duckman's attempts to help
6. S04E06Bonfire of the PantiesFebruary 8, 1997—Cornfed along with Charles and Mambo prepare the ultimate aphrodisiac for Duckman to turn his love life around. They give him a limited amou
7. S04E07Role With ItFebruary 15, 1997—Duckman takes the family and the staff on a holiday to a real Indian reservation, with a casino. While there, a psychiatrist notices Duckman
8. S04E08Ajax and AjaxerFebruary 22, 1997—Duckman and Cornfed are hired to perform surveillance on a laboratory that is performing experiments on intelligence formulas. Cornfed accid
9. S04E09With Friends Like TheseMarch 1, 1997—Duckman quests for friendship when Cornfed is the only guest at his surprise party. He begins hanging out at a coffee shop that is filled wi
10. S04E10A Trophied DuckMarch 8, 1997—Duckman and the gang travel to San Francisco to attend Dickcon 97. He thinks he is being honored with an ""achievement"" award. When he gets
11. S04E11A Star is AbhorredMarch 15, 1997—Duckman takes the family and Cornfed out for dinner. The karaoke machine comes out and Bernice's rantings against Duckman are heard by a rec
12. S04E12Season's bestBev Takes a HolidayMarch 22, 1997 8.0Bernice travels to Washington to assume her new role as Congresswoman. Duckman spots a woman who happens to look like Beatrice, but gets hit
13. S04E13Love! Anger! Kvetching!April 12, 1997—Duckman plans a big poker for the evening. Unfortunately before the game his obnoxious Uncle Mo arrives and claims he is dying. To avoid the
14. S04E14Duckman and Cornfed in 'Haunted Society Plumbers'April 19, 1997—Duckman and Cornfed become plumbers and their first job takes them to a society gathering in a mansion. While not doing his job, Duckman dis
15. S04E15Ebony, BabyApril 26, 1997—Cornfed leaves for a much-needed vacation. While he is away, Duckman becomes mesmerized by a black model/private eye who quickly gets him in
16. S04E16Vuuck, as in DuckMay 3, 1997—Duckman inherits a minor league baseball team as the dying wish of the owner who is trying to keep the team from hands of a banker. To boost
17. S04E17Crime, Punishment, War, Peace, and the IdiotMay 10, 1997—Beverly asks Bernice if she knows anything about Grandma-ma's past. The coma-bound Grandma-ma recalls her past in a series of flashbacks tha
18. S04E18Kidney, Popsicle, and NutsMay 24, 1997—Duckman needs a new kidney. To get one requires a donation from a blood relative. He searches for his father, who he thought was cryogenical
19. S04E19The Tami ShowJune 14, 1997—Duckman backs his car into a cute girl in front the house. Finding out that she is on her own, Beverly and the family invite her to stay; ho
20. S04E20My Feral LadyJune 21, 1997—Duckman purchases a mail-order bride, from Tetzloff; however, she's really a jungle savage. With Cornfed's help, they attempt to civilize he
21. S04E21Westward, No!June 28, 1997—Cornfed invites Beverly to join him on a trip to his Aunt's catfish ranch. Duckman, jealous of Cornfed's interest in Bev, tags along for the
22. S04E22Short, Plush and DeadlyJuly 12, 1997—The family goes on a dream holiday camping trip. At the park, they run into Fluffy and Uranus who are also on holiday. However, Duckman quic
23. S04E23How to Suck in Business Without Really TryingJuly 19, 1997—Duckman sells his identity to the Variecom corporation for $1000, which he immediately spends. Unable to use his own name or image, he is le
24. S04E24You've Come a Wrong Way, BabyJuly 26, 1997—Mambo is caught with a cigarette in his mouth; Bernice takes action in Congress. A tobacco company CEO invites her and the family to enjoy t
25. S04E25Hamlet 2: This Time It's PersonalAugust 2, 1997—Cornfed undergoes analysis and relates this tale about Duckman seeing the ghost of his uncle who says that Duckman's father was murdered by
26. S04E26Das SubAugust 16, 1997—Convicted of fraud, Duckman is sentenced to 5,000 hours of community service. He is sent to a dangerous inner-city high school, located a ha
27. S04E27Where No Duckman Has Gone BeforeAugust 23, 1997—In a send-up of the Paramount franchise, Eric Tiberius Duckman, captain of the starship Enterprise matches wits against the evil Khan Chicke
28. S04E28Four Weddings InconceivableSeptember 6, 1997 7.0At the wedding of Dr. Ben Stein, a series of emotional epiphanies lead to an amazing set of marriage proposals. King Chicken proposes to Ber

Season 4 ranked & reviewed