Suburgatory

1. S01E01PilotSeptember 28, 2011 7.1In the premiere episode, "Pilot," Tessa and George have been on their own ever since Tessa's mom pulled a "Kramer vs. Kramer." So far George
2. S01E02The BarbecueOctober 5, 2011 7.3Tessa is horrified when she finds herself unexpectedly attracted to her exact opposite, her jock suburban neighbor, and George is pressured
3. S01E03The ChattererOctober 12, 2011 7.2George joins the PTA and quickly becomes well-liked by the other moms, but in the process former PTA queen bee Sheila Shay starts to feel th
4. S01E04Don't Call Me ShirleyOctober 19, 2011 6.9Tessa is excited to see some action in the suburbs when Sheila Shay's Shirley Temple doll collection is stolen, but not so thrilled at the c
5. S01E05Season's bestHalloweenOctober 26, 2011 7.5Tessa channels her inner "suburban girl" for a Halloween costume, but it ends up spooking her friends and everyone at school since she remin
6. S01E06Charity CaseNovember 2, 2011 6.9Irritated by all the cafeteria waste at school, Tessa motivates the student body to get involved with giving back. Unfortunately their chari
7. S01E07Sweet SixteenNovember 16, 2011 6.7When Tessa tells Dallas that she wants a simple get together for her sixteenth birthday, Dallas convinces her to let Dalia plan the ultimate
8. S01E08ThanksgivingNovember 23, 2011 7.5Depressed that she has to spend Thanksgiving in the suburbs, Tessa convinces Dallas to take her to the city for a girls' day out. During the
9. S01E09The NutcrackerDecember 7, 2011 6.5When Tessa overhears George break up with his girlfriend, Zoe, on Skype, she blames herself for his failed relationship and decides that she
10. S01E10Driving Miss DaliaJanuary 4, 2012 6.8When Tessa gets her driver's license, Dalia hires her to drive her around to stalk her crush, Scott Strauss. As a result Tessa realizes that
11. S01E11Out in the BurbsJanuary 11, 2012 7.3When Tessa is asked to show new guy Josh Sherman around school, she becomes convinced that he's gay, when in fact he's an undercover narcoti
12. S01E12The Casino TripJanuary 18, 2012 6.9When George wins an all expenses paid trip to Atlantic City, he enlists Noah, Fred, Tom and Alex, and it turns into a getaway with the guys.
13. S01E13Sex and the SuburbsFebruary 8, 2012 6.8Tessa enjoys rubbing it in Dalia's face that Scott Strause chose her over Dalia. However the closer Tessa gets to Scott, the more nervous Ge
14. S01E14The BodyFebruary 15, 2012 6.6When Tessa realizes that she's failing gym class, she decides to run for student body president in hopes of changing Chatswin High's obsessi
15. S01E15Fire with FireFebruary 22, 2012 7.1When Jill turns to the newly single Dallas for inspiration and support, her marriage to Noah goes on the rocks. Meanwhile Dallas begins spen
16. S01E16Poetic InjusticeFebruary 29, 2012 7.0When Fred and Sheila strike up a croquet match with Dallas and George, Fred misreads Sheila's interest in George. Fred tells George that She
17. S01E17Independence DayMarch 14, 2012 6.5When George picks Tessa up late from school she decides to get a job working for Dallas in order to buy her own wheels. Meanwhile Dallas inv
18. S01E18Down TimeApril 11, 2012 6.9When Dallas's divorce is finalized, George becomes concerned and includes her in a shopping trip with Noah to buy a new mattress. Meanwhile
19. S01E19Entering EdenApril 18, 2012 6.8When George meets Eden at the Chatswin Farmer's Market, there is an immediate attraction and he finds himself smitten with her and her healt
20. S01E20Hear No EvilMay 2, 2012 7.0As George and Eden's relationship gets serious, he decides to introduce her to Tessa, who is preoccupied with her job at Crystal Cup of Crys
21. S01E21The Great CompromiseMay 9, 2012 6.7As Tessa adjusts to having Eden living with them, she finds Eden helpful in her pursuit of a summer internship, while George has difficulty
22. S01E22The MotherloadMay 16, 2012 7.5Residents of Chatswin go all out in celebration of their moms, leaving a noticeable void for Tessa, while Dalia chooses to go to Israel with

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01HomecomingOctober 17, 2012 6.4When Tessa returns to Chatswin after spending the summer in NYC with her grandmother, her burgeoning interest in her mom leaves George feeli
2. S02E02The Witch of East ChatswinOctober 24, 2012 6.2When Tessa convinces Dalia and the KKK to come up with feminist inspired Halloween costumes, she finds herself the interest of the infamous
3. S02E03Ryan's SongOctober 31, 2012 6.4When Lisa feels guilty for not telling Ryan that he's adopted, she agrees to help him pursue Tessa. Lisa's generosity leaves Ryan believing
4. S02E04Foam FingerNovember 7, 2012 5.7When Dalia decides that her dad's fiancée is her new best friend, the KKK are lost without their leader and turn to Tessa and Lisa. As Dalia
5. S02E05The WishboneNovember 14, 2012 6.3When Tessa decides she wants to spend Thanksgiving in the city with her grandmother and birth mom, Dallas decides to fire Chef Alan and have
6. S02E06Friendship FishNovember 28, 2012 5.8When Dallas gives George a Chatswin makeover, he decides he likes his new look and begins to feel at home in the suburbs. But as soon as som
7. S02E07KrampusDecember 5, 2012 6.4When George sends Tessa to NY for a Christmas excursion with her mom, he assumes that he's given her the best present ever. Tessa soon learn
8. S02E08Black ThaiJanuary 9, 2013 6.4When Tessa and Dalia get their PSAT results, Dalia receives a new car and Tessa gets ice cream as a reward. Tessa is miffed that Dalia got a
9. S02E09Junior Secretary's DayJanuary 16, 2013 6.4When Tessa has her wisdom teeth removed, George struggles to manage both her recovery and the hysterics of their neighbor, Fred Shay, who ha
10. S02E10Chinese ChickenJanuary 23, 2013 6.6When Dallas goes overboard making flyers for George's business, he begins to feel stifled and convinces Noah and Fred to start a dad band as
11. S02E11Yakult LeaderJanuary 30, 2013 6.6When Yakult becomes depressed, Dallas invites Yoni back into their lives to help remove her negative energy. Everyone becomes enamored with
12. S02E12Body TalkFebruary 6, 2013 6.6When Dallas realizes a portion of her property is located in East Chatswin, her life is thrown into a tailspin after she's kicked out of the
13. S02E13Blowtox and BurlapFebruary 13, 2013 6.5When Tessa convinces Ryan to attend an art house movie with her on Valentine's Day, their reactions to the movie surprise her. Sheila's moth
14. S02E14T-Ball & SympathyFebruary 20, 2013 5.7When Tessa becomes a relationship expert, she gives advice to everyone. She decides to help Mr. Wolfe, and this leads to a sad realization a
15. S02E15Leaving ChatswinFebruary 27, 2013 5.8When Marty passes away, George is deeply affected and Noah and George have to figure out what to do with his ashes. Meanwhile, Tessa learns
16. S02E16How to Be a BabyMarch 6, 2013 6.0Dalia takes Mr. Wolfe under her wing to help him get over his breakup with Chef Alan. She convinces him to try a new look and plots to help
17. S02E17Eat, Pray, EatMarch 20, 2013 5.6When George forgets the birthday gift that Dallas gives him, Dallas feels as if she'll never compare to his ex, Alex, and she seeks solace i
18. S02E18Brown TremblerMarch 27, 2013 5.9Post-divorce Noah and Opus take up residence in a high end hotel until the Chatswin moms corner George and force him to intervene. Luckily G
19. S02E19DecemberfoldApril 3, 2013 6.2When George agrees to participate in the "Dads of Chatswin" calendar, he becomes obsessed with his body image and alienates Dallas. Meanwhil
20. S02E20Go, GamblersApril 10, 2013 6.5When it comes time for Ryan to choose a college, Tessa endeavors to remain neutral even though Ryan begs her to decide for him. Tessa ultima
21. S02E21Season's bestApocalypse MeowApril 17, 2013 7.0The bitingly iconic single-camera comedy, "Suburgatory," concludes the season with a one-hour finale event.
22. S02E22Stray DogsApril 17, 2013 6.3Sheila launches a chastity campaign in Chatswin and convinces Mr. Wolfe to throw a Chastity Ball at the high school, assuming that Lisa will

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01No Me Gusta, MamiJanuary 15, 2014 5.9After Alex disappears, George tries to rebuild his relationship with Tessa and he introduces her to his new dog. When Sheila Shay discovers
2. S03E02Season's bestVictor HaJanuary 22, 2014 6.3When empty nest syndrome hits the Shay household, Sheila and Fred take in a foster kid named Victor who they believe to be a mini-Ryan. Jeal
3. S03E03Open Door PolicyJanuary 29, 2014 5.6Tessa becomes concerned when George lets himself go after his break-up with Dallas and she calls on George's dad to help him move on. His fa
4. S03E04The Birds and the BiedermanFebruary 5, 2014 5.1When Dallas sees George at the dog park, she recruits Dalia to negotiate her territory in Chatswin, while Tessa has to represent George's in
5. S03E05Blame It on the RainstickFebruary 26, 2014 5.3When Noah is released from a court mandated anger management program, George is shocked to find a docile Noah has replaced his former hot-he
6. S03E06About a Boy-Yoi-YoingMarch 5, 2014 5.4When George becomes enamored with Chatswin's latest hotspot... a juice bar, Tessa reminds him of their pact to not get sucked into Chatswin
7. S03E07I'm Just Not That Into MeMarch 12, 2014 5.4When Tessa drags Malik and Lisa to a college party, she meets a male version of herself and becomes enamored. They see eye-to-eye on everyth
8. S03E08Catch and ReleaseMarch 26, 2014 5.7When Lisa decides to propose to Malik, Tessa isn't sure how to support her friend and turns to George for advice. After Lisa's proposal does
9. S03E09The Ballad of Piggy DuckworthApril 2, 2014 5.3When Dallas's mother passes away, she recruits Tessa to take a trip to the South with her to attend the funeral. During the trip, Dallas con
10. S03E10No, You Can't Sit with UsApril 23, 2014 5.5When Tessa takes a young social outcast under her wing, she decides to mentor her protégée for the Miss Chatswin pageant to make a statement
11. S03E11Dalia Nicole SmithApril 30, 2014 5.8When Dalia fails to get into the only college she applied to, Dallas is on a mission to help her find her calling, however, Dalia takes it u
12. S03E12Les LuciolesMay 7, 2014 5.7When Tessa takes over planning Lisa and Malik's wedding, she struggles with the limited budget and loses sight of the romance. Meanwhile, Ju
13. S03E13Stiiiiiiill HornyMay 14, 2014 5.8When Tessa joins a knitting circle, George is a little surprised by the age gap between Tessa and her new friends. Still reeling from his on

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