Ugly Americans (2010–2012)

1. S01E01PilotMarch 17, 2010 8.0A New York Department of Integration social worker helps supernatural creatures adapt to city life.
2. S01E02An American Werewolf in AmericaMarch 24, 2010 7.0Mark cares for an undocumented werewolf, and Leonard envies his famous magician brother, Christ Angel.
3. S01E03Demon BabyMarch 31, 2010—Callie goes baby-crazy when Mark fosters a demon orphan, and Twayne notices odd changes in his body.
4. S01E04Blob Gets a JobApril 7, 2010—Mark accidentally outs Randall as a zombie, and Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.
5. S01E05TreegasmApril 14, 2010—Mark helps an old tree get its groove back, and Randall loses his favorite non-vital organ.
6. S01E06So, You Want to be a VampireApril 21, 2010—Mark walks a young couple through the trials of vampire love, and "Larry King disease" ravages New York City.
7. S01E07Kong of QueensApril 28, 2010—An obsessive-compulsive giant ape needs a job, and Callie struggles with her sudden attraction to Twayne.
8. S01E08Better Off UndeadOctober 6, 2010—Randall joins a zombie cult, and Mark performs psychiatric evaluations on his coworkers.
9. S01E09Kill, Mark, Kill!October 13, 2010—Mark helps Leonard with his magic wand issues, and Twayne Boneraper meets his two-dimensional soulmate.
10. S01E10Sympathy for the DevilOctober 20, 2010—Councilman Fitzpatrick sells his soul to Twayne, and Callie considers a cushy job in Hell.
11. S01E11Hell for the HolidaysOctober 27, 2010—Mark and Randall spend Halloween with Callie's family, and Leonard tries to find people to live in a haunted house.
12. S01E12Trolling for TerrorNovember 3, 2010—Randall shambles his way onto an all-creature reality show, and a troll wrestles with riddle addiction.
13. S01E13SoulsuckerNovember 10, 2010—Mark and Randall teach a sexed up robot self-control, and Callie mixes up Mark in a demonic ritual.
14. S01E14The Man BirdsNovember 17, 2010—Manbird season hits New York City, and Mark finds himself the guardian of a fledgling separated from its flock.

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1. S02E01Wet Hot Demonic SummerJune 30, 2011 1.0Twayne and Callie build a summer camp to cover up their raid on a wizard training ground.
2. S02E02Callie and Her SisterJuly 7, 2011—Callie must care for her younger, hotter demon sister, who happens to be engaged to Twayne.
3. S02E03Ride Me to HellJuly 14, 2011—When his favorite TV series ends with a dumb twist, Grimes has a complete mental breakdown.
4. S02E04G. I. TwayneJuly 21, 2011—After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.
5. S02E05The Ring of PowersJuly 28, 2011—Mark accidentally reactivates Leonard's magical arranged marriage.
6. S02E06Attack of Mark's CloneAugust 4, 2011—Callie makes an evil Mark clone to compete in the DOI bowling league tournament.
7. S02E07Wail StreetAugust 11, 2011—Randall tries to make a quick buck on the Soul Exchange by selling off Mark's immortal soul.
8. S02E08Little Ship of HorrorsAugust 18, 2011—Randall is infected by horrifying plants at sea when Twayne throws a cruise ship party.
9. S02E09Lilly and the BeastAugust 25, 2011—Mark hooks up with an old girlfriend to test his open relationship.
10. S02E10Mummy DearestSeptember 1, 2011—Grimes' judgmental mother rises from the dead, and a neglected Randall reconsiders his living situation.
11. S02E11Journey to the Center of TwayneMarch 14, 2012—A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.
12. S02E12Any Given WorkdayMarch 21, 2012—Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.
13. S02E13The Roast of Twayne the BoneraperMarch 28, 2012—Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.
14. S02E14Mark Loves DickApril 4, 2012—Callie is promptly promoted after turning into a man, causing strife in her relationship with Mark.
15. S02E15The Stalking DeadApril 11, 2012—Lady Hoo-Ha, America's most adored pop star, goes zombie, and her many devoted fans follow suit.
16. S02E16The Dork KnightApril 18, 2012—A rabid Bat Boy takes a bite out of Mark, transforming him into New York City's latest superhero.
17. S02E17Fools for LoveApril 25, 2012—Callie's psychotic, prankster ex-boyfriend escapes from an asylum and wreaks havoc on Mark's life.

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