Tales from the Crypt

1. S01E01The Man Who Was DeathJune 10, 1989 7.7After the death penalty is abolished, an executioner continues his work via freelancing.
2. S01E02Season's bestAnd All Through the HouseJune 10, 1989 8.0A greedy woman makes the mistake of murdering her husband while an escaped mental patient dressed in a Santa Claus outfit is on the loose.
3. S01E03Dig That Cat... He's Real GoneJune 10, 1989 7.6A bum named Ulric is given the chance of a lifetime when a scientist puts the gland of a cat inside his body. Soon Ulric becomes the main at
4. S01E04Only Sin DeepJune 14, 1989 7.8A call girl goes to a pawnshop to rob him of his jewelry. Instead the owner offers her 10,000 dollars for her beauty. She sells her beauty a
5. S01E05Lover Come Hack to MeJune 21, 1989 6.8Charles marries Peggy but only for her money planning to kill her and make it look like an accident. One night things change when her dead m
6. S01E06Collection CompletedJune 28, 1989 7.0After 47 year of tool sales, Jonas has finally found some time to relax and take a break. Or so he thinks. After he returns from his work, h

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Dead RightApril 21, 1990 8.7Cathy wants a rich and successful life, and fast. She visits a medium who tells her she will meet a man who will inherit a lot of money, and
2. S02E02The SwitchApril 21, 1990 8.5A wealthy and elderly man subjects himself to a revolutionary new treatment in order to please his gold-digger girlfriend. Unfortunately bec
3. S02E03Cutting CardsApril 21, 1990 7.2Two rival gamblers engage in a series of high-stakes games where "losing a hand" involves more than folding in a game of poker.
4. S02E04'Til DeathApril 24, 1990 8.3The gold-digging landowner of a Caribbean villa attempts to woo a haughty rich young woman with the aid of a potion maxed by his ex-lover; a
5. S02E05Three's a CrowdMay 1, 1990 6.6For their tenth anniversary a couple heads down to a cabin owned by their friend. When she and her friend start sneaking around the husband
6. S02E06The Thing from the GraveMay 8, 1990 6.4When an abusive agent learns that his sexy model of a girlfriend is cheating on him with a photographer, he kills him and later kidnaps his
7. S02E07The SacrificeMay 15, 1990 7.3An insurance salesman murders an obnoxious tycoon to get his seductive wife and his fortune, but later is blackmailed by a rival.
8. S02E08For Cryin' Out LoudMay 22, 1990 8.0A greedy rock promoter tries to steal the money raised at a benefit concert when his conscience intervenes.
9. S02E09Four-Sided TriangleMay 29, 1990 8.0Farmer George is attracted to Mary Jo, the nubile young woman who helps out with the chores. The problem is... she's in love with a scarecro
10. S02E10The Ventriloquist's DummyJune 5, 1990 7.5Amateur ventriloquist Billy Goldman learns that being a ventriloquist might not be the best career for him.
11. S02E11Judy, You're Not Yourself TodayJune 12, 1990 7.5A housewife stressed out by her husbands reckless behavior welcomes an elderly cosmetics saleswoman in to her home. Only to discover that th
12. S02E12Fitting PunishmentJune 19, 1990 8.0When funeral director Ezra Thornberry gets his very polite young nephew Bobby as a roommate, he eventually learns his rude harsh behavior to
13. S02E13Korman's KalamityJune 26, 1990 8.2A cop learns that an illustrator of "Tales from the Crypt" might have the power to make his monstrous creations come to life due to his shre
14. S02E14Lower BerthJuly 3, 1990 7.3Enoch, the two-faced man, an attraction at a sideshow, falls in love with a 4,000 year old mummy, eventually leading up to the conception of
15. S02E15Mute Witness to MurderJuly 10, 1990 8.0Young woman Suzy looks out of the window of her apartment and witnesses a man murdering a woman in the apartment directly across from hers.
16. S02E16Season's bestTelevision TerrorJuly 17, 1990 9.0Horton Rivers is an arrogant television tabloid host. He is trying to get big ratings and decides to take his crew through a haunted house.
17. S02E17My Brother's KeeperJuly 24, 1990 8.0Siamese twins, one timid and kind-hearted and the other reckless and sadistic, must make a decision on whether or not to allow an experiment
18. S02E18The SecretJuly 31, 1990 8.5Orphan boy Theodore is adopted by the Colberts, who are an eccentric rich couple with a very dark secret. They aren't the only ones.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Loved to DeathJune 15, 1991 8.0A nebbish writer falls in lust with his beautiful neighbor, but she won't give him the time of day. The writer's landlord gives him a love p
2. S03E02Carrion DeathJune 15, 1991 7.3A state trooper--and a vulture--track an escaped serial killer across the desert and none of them will stop.
3. S03E03Season's bestThe TrapJune 15, 1991 9.0Indebted unhappy married couple, Lou and Irene, commit a life insurance fraud. Lou's brother Billy helps him fake his death and leave for Me
4. S03E04Abra CadaverJune 19, 1991 8.7A former potential surgeon sets out to wreak revenge on the brother whose cruel practical joke prevented him from realizing his dream.
5. S03E05Top BillingJune 26, 1991 9.0An unattractive and unlucky actor can't get a role because of his looks. His agent and girlfriend leave him. But he doesn't intend to give u
6. S03E06Dead WaitJuly 3, 1991 9.0Red is a low life crook who is looking for a black pearl. He finds that it's on a island belonging to an ailing millionaire. He plans with t
7. S03E07The Reluctant VampireJuly 10, 1991 8.0A mild-mannered vampire gets a night watchman job at a blood bank to sate his hunger. However, when the owner has to let his employees go be
8. S03E08Easel Kill YaJuly 17, 1991 8.5Painter Jack Craig gains himself a wealthy patron when he sells a morbid painting. He soon finds that in order to please his patron, he must
9. S03E09Undertaking PalorJuly 24, 1991 8.0Four boys find out that the local undertaker and a pharmacist are in cahoots to murder rich locals and profit from their funerals.
10. S03E10Mournin' MessJuly 31, 1991 8.5A journalist tries to solve the case of a mysterious serial killer who's been killing homeless people all across the city. What he doesn't r
11. S03E11Split SecondAugust 7, 1991 7.5A beautiful waitress marries the owner of a lumber camp and then quickly starts to realize that he is not what she really wants.
12. S03E12DeadlineAugust 14, 1991 8.0Charles McKenzie is a drunk out of work reporter who would do anything for a story. He meets Vicki in a bar who makes him feel like he can t
13. S03E13SpoiledAugust 21, 1991 9.0Janet is a soap opera loving woman. She likes to watch soaps everyday. She even imitates them. One day she misses the end of her favorite so
14. S03E14YellowAugust 28, 1991 8.5During World War I, a lieutenant is unable to deal with the pressure of battle. His father, a general, has other ideas.

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01None But the Lonely HeartJune 27, 1992 9.0A con-man who meets and marries rich old widows through a dating service, then murders them and takes the inheritance, finally gets the date
2. S04E02This'll Kill YaJune 27, 1992 9.0In a research lab, when two colleagues accidentally inject an experimental virus into their sleazy boss that will eventually kill him, he tr
3. S04E03On a Deadman's ChestJune 27, 1992 7.8Rocky Danny Darwin gets a tattoo from a mysterious artist... and the tattoo shows the woman that Danny hates most.
4. S04E04SeanceJuly 4, 1992 9.0Two con artist attempt to steal the fortune of a rich man they accidentally killed by creating a fake seance for his blind wife, but not eve
5. S04E05Beauty RestJuly 11, 1992 9.0Life hasn't been easy for model Helen. She is getting older and her dreams of hitting the big time are drying out. So when she finally gets
6. S04E06Season's bestWhat's Cookin'July 22, 1992 9.3Married couple Fred and Erma's restaurant has seen better days. But things change once a stranger walks in, with a rather unique steak recip
7. S04E07The New ArrivalJuly 25, 1992 9.0An arrogant radio child psychologist is obsessed with proving to his manager that he is the best. He gets a new patient, a woman and her dau
8. S04E08ShowdownAugust 1, 1992 8.0A gunman being is chased down by another quickdrawing gunslinger in an old abandoned western town. The gunman wins the duel but he soon lear
9. S04E09King of the RoadAugust 8, 1992 7.5A life on the edge hot rodder named Billy comes to town run by Sheriff Garrett, he immediately dates and romances his daughter with ulterior
10. S04E10Maniac at LargeAugust 19, 1992 6.0A shy library clerk is obsessed with a serial killer fearing that she will be his next victim. She thinks that her boss, the security guard
11. S04E11Split PersonalityAugust 26, 1992 9.0Stetson is a con man who likes to date twins. He finds himself in the arms of twin sisters and creates a twin of his own. He weds both of th
12. S04E12Strung AlongSeptember 2, 1992 9.0An aging puppeteer gets a new assistant. When he learns that his wife has a boyfriend, the assistant promises he'll do something about it. T
13. S04E13Werewolf ConcertoSeptember 9, 1992 9.3An Agatha Christie-style mystery sees the inhabitants of a remote hotel terrorized by rumors of a werewolf prowling the area. Not to fear, a
14. S04E14Curiosity KilledSeptember 16, 1992 8.0A bitter elderly woman learns that her husband and a lay back couple are hiding a youth potion from her while camping in the wilderness.

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01Death of Some SalesmenOctober 2, 1993 7.7A conniving con-man posing as a salesman gets more than he bargained for when he comes knocks at the door of the wrong family.
2. S05E02As Ye SowOctober 2, 1993 8.0Wealthy and successful middle-aged businessman Leo Burns suspects that his much younger wife Bridget is having an extramarital affair. Leo h
3. S05E03Forever AmbergrisOctober 2, 1993 7.7An over-the-hill war photographer schemes to kill his young protege, take his pictures, and bed the protege's beautiful adoring girlfriend.
4. S05E04Food for ThoughtOctober 6, 1993 8.5A psychic clown and part-time cook who abuses his assistant and wife learns that she is having an affair with a fire eater and plans to runs
5. S05E05People Who Live in Brass HearsesOctober 13, 1993 8.5A hot-tempered convict with a butter addiction tries to get revenge, with the help of his mentally challenged brother, on the ice cream truc
6. S05E06Season's bestTwo for the ShowOctober 20, 1993 9.0A man murders his beautiful younger wife when she threatens to leave him. He then packs her body in a big suitcase and boards a train, where
7. S05E07House of HorrorOctober 27, 1993 9.0Les Whilton is the president of a college fraternity. He decides to scare three pledges by daring them to spend a night in a haunted house.
8. S05E08Well Cooked HamsNovember 3, 1993 9.0A frustrated magician comes across a true genius. He decides to kill him and steal his magic, but he finds himself in big trouble and it's g
9. S05E09Creep CourseNovember 10, 1993 9.0A bookworm is tricked by a jock and her devious Egyptology professor to be the virgin sacrifice to an ancient mummy in the teachers basment.
10. S05E10Came the DawnNovember 17, 1993 9.0A lecherous millionaire offers a lift to a beautiful seductress in the middle of nowhere with horrific consequences.
11. S05E11Oil's Well That Ends WellNovember 24, 1993 8.3A duo of con artists try to take the jackpot when tricking a group of southern investors into thinking there's a large amount of oil under a
12. S05E12Half-Way HorribleDecember 1, 1993 8.5The owner of a chemical company's sinister past dealings come back to haunt him when he identifies the body of a business associate.
13. S05E13Till Death Do We PartDecember 8, 1993 5.3A young gigolo and husband of a female mobster begins an affair with a night club waitress and the two plots to overthrow the gangster.

Season 5 ranked & reviewed

1. S06E01Season's bestLet the Punishment Fit the CrimeOctober 31, 1994 9.0An unscrupulous ambulance-chasing lawyer gets stuck in a strange town for moving violations, and soon learns that the punishment for even pe
2. S06E02Only Skin DeepOctober 31, 1994 9.0A violent, hot-tempered man goes to a Halloween party hosted by his ex-wife, where he meets a mysterious but beautiful masked woman who need
3. S06E03WhirlpoolOctober 31, 1994 9.0Struggling comic book artist Rolanda gets fired from her job by her mean and demanding boss Vern. However, Rolanda finds herself experiencin
4. S06E04Operation FriendshipNovember 9, 1994 7.7When a talented but meek computer programmer hits it off with his cute female neighbor, his cocky imaginary friend insidiously turns on him
5. S06E05Revenge Is the NutsNovember 16, 1994 7.7The residents of a county home for the blind plot poetic justice against the sadistic owner who torments them.
6. S06E06The BribeNovember 23, 1994 9.0Zoeller is a fire marshal who wants a strip club closed down. He wants to get revenge on it's sneaky owner and his pal for letting his offsp
7. S06E07The PitNovember 30, 1994 9.0Two men who are longtime rivals go head to head in a grudge match. But, the real fight isn't between them, it's between their feuding wives.
8. S06E08The AssassinDecember 7, 1994 9.0Janet is a suburban wife of an ex-CIA assassin. When a group of operatives invade her home, they seem to think her husband is up to his old
9. S06E09Staired in HorrorDecember 14, 1994 9.0Fugitive Clyde is on the lam from an angry mob. He seeks refuge in a decrepit old mansion owned by an elderly woman. Unbeknownst to Clyde, s
10. S06E10In the GrooveDecember 21, 1994 9.0Abrasive shock jock Gary gets demoted to the graveyard shift by his bitchy radio station owner sister Rita because of poor ratings. Gary man
11. S06E11Surprise PartyDecember 28, 1994 8.0No-count Ray Wells kills his dying father so he can inherit an old ruined farmhouse. Unbeknownst to Ray, said farmhouse has a nightmarish le
12. S06E12Doctor of HorrorJanuary 4, 1995 8.5A Mad Doctor enlists the help of two security guards in a morgue in an attempt to unlock the secrets of the human soul.
13. S06E13Comes the DawnJanuary 11, 1995 8.0Colonel Parker and Sergeant Burrows, two ex-soldiers with a murky past, arrive in the Alaskan wilderness to do some illegal hunting. They ge
14. S06E1499 & 44/100% Pure HorrorJanuary 18, 1995 8.5Luden Sandelton is the meek president of a company that manufactures bars of soap. When the advertising campaign for the latest line of soap
15. S06E15You, MurdererJanuary 25, 1995 7.5Plastic surgery makes a criminal look like Humphrey Bogart. Years later, he's a successful businessmen. His angry wife finds out about his p

Season 6 ranked & reviewed

1. S07E01Season's bestFatal CaperApril 19, 1996 9.3Two adult brothers come to blows over the the fortune of their wealthy father, whose interests are protected by a lovely young woman with qu
2. S07E02Last RespectsApril 26, 1996 8.7Three bickering sisters left in charge of their late father's struggling curiosity shop come into possession of a cursed monkey's paw, and t
3. S07E03A Slight Case of MurderMay 3, 1996 9.3A game of cat and mouse ensues between a female mystery novelist and her jealous former husband when he accuses her of having a love affair
4. S07E04EscapeMay 17, 1996 8.0A traitor in the second World War is restricted to a prison camp and one of the men he betrayed is transported to the camp and promises to r
5. S07E05Horror in the NightMay 24, 1996 8.3A double-crossing jewel thief is shot and hides out in a hotel where he starts to hallucinate about a mysterious beautiful woman.
6. S07E06Cold WarMay 31, 1996 8.7After losing their friend Cutter in a botched robbery, Ford and Cammy, a wild young Londoner crime couple, split up and Cammy finds a new lo
7. S07E07KidnapperJune 7, 1996 7.0A young man takes in a pregnant woman and falls in love with her but becomes jealous when her baby is born so he sets out to get rid of the
8. S07E08Report from the GraveJune 14, 1996 8.5A scientist named Elliot invents a way to read memories of the dead. To test the device, Elliot and his girlfriend Arianne break into the cr
9. S07E09Smoke WringsJune 21, 1996 9.0A young man with a strange device is hired onto an advertising company by an esteemed executive--but what the exec doesn't know is that the
10. S07E10About FaceJune 28, 1996 8.0A cheating priest discovers that he has two 16-year-old daughters from an affair: one beautiful, one horribly disfigured.
11. S07E11ConfessionJuly 5, 1996 8.5A police detective interrogates a suspected serial killer, but the suspect knows all the tricks and a battle of wits ensues.
12. S07E12Ear Today... Gone TomorrowJuly 12, 1996 9.0A greedy safe cracker with a slight hearing loss gets entangled in a game between a mobster and his beautiful, exotic wife and ends up getti
13. S07E13The Third PigJuly 19, 1996 6.0An animated horror version of the Three Little Pigs story. When the third pig is tried and convicted for the murder of his two brothers by a

Season 7 ranked & reviewed