Fair rating?Two and a Half Men· Season 12 · Episode 14
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
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#11In Season 12of 16 rated episodes
#257All-timeof 262 rated episodes
−0.1vs season avgSeason 12 averages 4.9
2015First airedFebruary 12, 2015
Guest stars
Michael Boltonas Michael Bolton
Courtney Thorne-Smithas Lyndsey Mackelroy
Maggie Lawsonas Ms. McMartin
Sarayu Blueas Emily
Matthew Jordanas Louis at 21Crew
James WiddoesDirector
James VallelyTeleplayMax SearleTeleplay
Don ReoStory
Jim PattersonStory
Tim KelleherStoryShows like Two and a Half Men
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