If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

S01E04·7.1·October 13, 2003·30m·CBS

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

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#18In Season 1of 24 rated episodes

#119All-timeof 262 rated episodes

−0.4vs season avgSeason 1 averages 7.5

2003First airedOctober 13, 2003

Guest stars

Conchata Ferrellas Berta

Steven Tyleras Steven Tyler (voice)

Crew

Andy AckermanDirector

Don FosterTeleplay

Susan BeaversTeleplay

Chuck LorreStory

Lee AronsohnStory

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