Time Gentlemen Please (2000–2002)

1. S01E01A Woman's PlaceSeptember 11, 2000—The guv bars all women from his pub until a sexy Australian arrives looking for a job.
2. S01E02Never ConfusedSeptember 18, 2000—Ms. Jackson proposes a gay night for the pub.
3. S01E03Hoppy BirthdaySeptember 25, 2000—The pub celebrates Terry's birthday. Janet tries to make Steve jealous.
4. S01E04Monkey's UncleOctober 2, 2000—The guv tries to stand up to Greg Thompson after Leslie beats up Greg's nephew.
5. S01E05King BarstewardOctober 9, 2000—Guv is nominated for the Grand Order of Barstewards.
6. S01E06Date with DensityOctober 16, 2000—A heatwave inside the pub makes Janet crazy. The guv prepares for his first date in a year.
7. S01E07Getting Diggy with It...October 23, 2000—The beer garden is changed into a car park, but work is halted when human remains are found.
8. S01E08The Pub That Forgot Time...October 30, 2000—The remains reveal that the pub is sitting on the site of the oldest pub in Britain.
9. S01E09Fawkes/OffNovember 6, 2000—The Guv is missing his son on his birthday.
10. S01E10Help! The AgedNovember 13, 2000—The guv's free-drinks-for-pensioners special backfires.
11. S01E11More Tea Vicky?November 20, 2000—Ms. Jackson makes a surprise inspection. Terry gets engaged ... again.
12. S01E12Day of the TrivheadsNovember 27, 2000—The pub squares off against the Queen of Hearts on Fact Hunt.
13. S01E13Greetings Stout YeomanDecember 4, 2000—A slimy salesman convinces the guv to sell Irish stout.
14. S01E14Only When I LaughDecember 11, 2000—The Guv visits Tony Harris in hospital.
15. S01E15Playing Silly BuggersDecember 18, 2000—The Guv tries to cheer up Janet while a drug dealer takes up residence in Pops' chair.
16. S01E16Bar HumbugDecember 25, 2000—The Guv prepares Christmas dinner at the pub.
17. S01E17New Year's SteveJanuary 1, 2001—Greg Thompson lures the regular to the Queen of Hearts to meet ""Cheeky"" Alan Supple.
18. S01E18The Return of Martin GreerJanuary 8, 2001—The guv's favorite classmate at the academy returns.
19. S01E19Jukebox FuryJanuary 15, 2001—Ms. Jackson reveals that she's pregnant.
20. S01E20Farts of DarknessJanuary 22, 2001—Terry mourns for his late mother.
21. S01E21A Dave, A Dave-OJanuary 29, 2001—Janets boyfriend visits from Australia. Terry romances Lesley.
22. S01E22All the World's a StagFebruary 5, 2001—Terry prepares for his wedding until a secret is revealed. Greg proposes to Janet.
23. S01E23It's a Wonderful PintDecember 25, 2001—The pub's regulars try to get the guv out of bed after ten months of seclusion.

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01The Man in the Iron CaskJanuary 30, 2002—Al can't pour a pint without Steve and Janet, making his regulars face sobriety.
2. S02E02Got the Painters InFebruary 6, 2002—Ms. Jackson wants to repaint the pub's signs, but no one can remember the name of the pub.
3. S02E03Wishing on a BarFebruary 13, 2002—Irishmen and an evil leprechaun threaten to take over the pub.
4. S02E04The Harder They CrawlFebruary 20, 2002—Al and Terry struggle to keep Tony Harris from spending his birthday passed out in the gutter.
5. S02E05Landlord of the GiantsFebruary 27, 2002—Leslie leaves Lesley for Connie. The prof tries to invent the neverending pint.
6. S02E06Beer NecessitiesMarch 6, 2002—Ms. Jackson's father forces Connie to pose nude for a pub calendar.
7. S02E07Game for a GaffMarch 13, 2002—The brewery orders the rustification of the pub.
8. S02E08Speed the PloughmansMarch 20, 2002—Terry decides to eat only ploughmans lunches. Connie prepares for her philosophy exam.
9. S02E09Optics Wide ShutMarch 27, 2002—The guv crashes the Secret Barstewards' Annual Invitation Only Ball.
10. S02E10Storming Up a CookApril 3, 2002—Ms. Jackson hires a celebrity cook for The Cowshed.
11. S02E11Of Mice and MentallistsApril 10, 2002—Al's ""barman's hands"" becomes public meaning he must go to therapy.
12. S02E12The SlopranosApril 17, 2002—Al enters therapy with Ms. Jackson's twin sister.
13. S02E13This Vale of BeersApril 24, 2002—Greg finds religion.
14. S02E14Entente Lime CordialMay 1, 2002—The man who stole Al's wife returns from France.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed