The Simpsons — Season 14

All 22 episodes in airing order, with first-run dates and viewer ratings.

1. 01

   November 3, 2002 · 30m

   Treehouse of Horror XIII8.3

   "Treehouse of Horror XIII" finds Homer cloned; Dr. Hibbert turning the family into half animals; and Springfield invaded by zombie cowboys.

2. 02

   November 10, 2002 · 30m

   How I Spent My Strummer Vacation7.9

   Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Tom Petty, Elvis Costello, Lenny Kravitz and Brian Setzer are the teachers when Homer attends a rock-and-roll fantasy camp.

3. 03

   November 17, 2002 · 30m

   Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade8.3

   After testing, Lisa is moved up a grade and Bart is held back so they are both in the 3rd grade together. The teacher thinks Bart is the smarter of the two since he already knows everything. They go on a field trip to Capital City and get left behind and lost. Blackboard 'Fish do not like Coffee'.

4. 04

   November 24, 2002 · 30m

   Large Marge7.8

   Marge gets breast implants meant for Mayor Quimby's young girlfriend; Bart and Milhouse spot Krusty the Clown on a old episode of Batman.

5. 05

   December 1, 2002 · 30m

   Helter Shelter8.9

   The Simpsons end up with termites after going to a hockey game and have to stay out of their house for 6 months. They end up on a reality series where they live in a 1880's type house and life style. Blackboard: 'Milhouse did not test cootie positive'.

6. 06

   December 15, 2002 · 30m

   The Great Louse Detective8.7

   Someone's trying to kill Homer, so Chief Wiggum consults an expert: Sideshow Bob, who moves in with the Simpsons to shadow Homer.

7. 07

   January 5, 2003 · 30m

   Special Edna (a.k.a. Love and Marking)7.9

   Bart feels sorry for Mrs. Krabappel after she is stood up by Principle Skinner, so he nominates her for an award.

8. 08

   January 12, 2003 · 30m

   The Dad Who Knew Too Little9.0

   Homer feels bad because he does not know much about Lisa so he hires a private detective to spy on her. He then becomes a big hit with her because of the information.

9. 09

   February 2, 2003 · 30m

   The Strong Arms of the Ma8.3

   After she is mugged, Marge retreats to the basement to lift weights. She then becomes obsessed with body building. Marge starts entering contests and her disposition changes as she gets stronger. Blackboard reads 'This school does not need a "regime change"'.

10. 10

    February 9, 2003 · 30m

    Pray Anything8.2

    Jealous of Ned Flanders winning money at a sports event, Homer starts praying to God for good things to happen then develops a hedonistic lifestyle. Blackboard reads 'Spongebob is not a contraceptive'.

11. 11

    February 16, 2003 · 30m

    Barting Over8.3

    While doing spring cleaning, Lisa comes across a video cassette of a add Bart did as baby "Stink Breath". Bart gets so mad about Homer having spent his earnings from the add that he asks the court to emancipate him from the family. Blackboard reads 'I will not'.

12. 12

    February 16, 2003 · 30m

    I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can8.4

    Spelling champ Lisa makes the Spellympics, where host George Plimpton proposes a deal; Homer joins a traveling fan club for a new Krusty food product.

13. 13

    March 2, 2003 · 30m

    A Star is Born Again8.4

    Ned becomes lonely when all the Springfield family's spend a day at the beach with their significant others and ends up dating an actor.

14. 14

    March 9, 2003 · 30m

    Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington8.4

    Hoping to reroute air traffic over their house, the Simpsons ask Krusty to run for Congress, where the successful clown finds more of his kind.

15. 15

    March 16, 2003 · 30m

    C. E. D'oh8.6

    Homer's stint in a success workshop gives him new initiative, but Mr. Burns' lack of appreciation prompts Homer to plot revenge, which results in a takeover of the power plant.

16. 16

    March 30, 2003 · 30m

    'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky8.1

    Lisa searches for a steady career after a British filmmaker makes her feel inadequate and decides on astronomy.

17. 17

    April 13, 2003 · 30m

    Three Gays of the Condo8.8

    While looking for a puzzle piece, Homer comes across a letter Marge wrote about how upset she was with Homer right before they were married. He thinks she married him because she became pregnant with Bart and moves out.

18. 18

    April 27, 2003 · 30m

    Dude, Where's My Ranch?8.5

    Musician David Byrne offers to produce the song that Homer wrote about how much he dislikes his neighbor Ned Flanders. The Simpsons then go to a Dude Ranch where Lisa meets a special boy.

19. 19

    May 4, 2003 · 30m

    Old Yeller-Belly8.6

    When Homer is trapped, the dog ignores him and he is saved by the cat. Homer then says he has no dog. H.K. Duff, owner of Duff beer makes the Simpsons dog, Santa's Little Helper the Duff mascot. Blackboard reads 'my pen is not a booger launcher'.

20. 20

    May 11, 2003 · 30m

    Brake My Wife, Please9.0

    Homer has his drivers license revoked by Judge Harm which forces Marge to do all the driving for the family.

21. 21

    May 18, 2003 · 30m

    The Bart of War8.5

    Busted for a prank gone awry, Milhouse and Bart are enrolled in different youth groups that become heated rivals. Blackboard reads 'sandwiches should not contain sand'.

22. 22

    May 18, 2003 · 30m

    Moe Baby Blues8.7

    Homer and Marge permit Moe to baby sit Maggie and she takes a shine to Moe, which causes Homer to become jealous.