The Secret Show

1. S01E01The Secret ThingSeptember 16, 2006—Someone is trying to steal The Secret Thing. Is it Changed Daily, Victor, Anita, or some sort of shape-changing Imposter? Can Victor tell th
2. S01E02Who Stole Switzerland?September 23, 2006—Someone is stealing Earth's gravity, causing the continents to float away. Victor and Anita stow away in one of the gravity-sucking machines
3. S01E03Bogie BallSeptember 30, 2006—THEM have photographic proof that the World Leader eats her bogies. What does this have to do with the theft of a giant ball of bogies from
4. S01E04Wedgie Attack!October 7, 2006—Victor and Anita are on the run from UZZ after apparently giving the world leader's husband a wedgie on live TV. Soon, all of UZZ is hiding
5. S01E05Commando BabiesOctober 14, 2006—Nanna Poopoo is kidnapping important people and using a babyizer ray to turn them into commando babies. Soon she will be the only adult. If
6. S01E06Bad Hair DayOctober 14, 2006—How does Doctor Doctor know so much about UZZ operations? Well, it can't be anything to do with these cool wigs UZZ agents are wearing. But
7. S01E07And That's For Helsinki!October 21, 2006—Each time Helsinki Man tries to kill Victor and Anita, he yells "And that's for Helsinki!" It's starting to get a bit annoying. What are the
8. S01E08The Ball of SpongOctober 21, 2006—The Floaty-heads demand The Ball of Spong, or they will seive the Earth. But the ball and Changed Daily are trapped in a Mark I Indestructab
9. S01E09Destination SunOctober 28, 2006—Doctor Doctor has a remote control for the Sun -- at least, until Victor steps on it. Now the only chance for the Earth is for them all to g
10. S01E10The Secret RoomOctober 28, 2006—What is the secret of Robert Baron's secret room? In order to find out, Victor and Anita will have to be shrunk so that they can pass as chi
11. S01E11Alien AttackNovember 4, 2006—It's the most momentous moment in earth's history: first contact with a friendly alien race. Everything goes fine, until Anita eats the alie
12. S01E12Mirror MirrorNovember 4, 2006—In a mirror universe where THEM rule the world, UZZ are reduced to delivering Pizza. But for the mirror Doctor Doctor, that's not enough: sh
13. S01E13Dr Hypno Returns Again!November 11, 2006—Only the retired UZZ agent, Zac Meadows, can save the world from Dr Hypno. But all is not as it appears...
14. S01E14Secret SleepNovember 11, 2006—Why is everyone on Earth so sleepy - and dreaming of dancing? To defeat Doctor Doctor, Victor Anita and Changed Daily must fall asleep under
15. S01E15Super-VicNovember 18, 2006—Victor acquires a cloak that gives him super-powers, and gets carried away with the idea of being a superhero. But the cloak belongs to the
16. S01E16The Thing That Goes PingNovember 18, 2006—Professor Professor doesn't have to tell Victor and Anita why they have to rescue The Satellite That Goes Ping from the Bermuda Trapezoid. I
17. S01E17The Trousers of DoomNovember 25, 2006—If Victor and Anita don't find The Trousers Of Doom before Doctor Doctor does, the entire universe could just disappear. And Victor would ne
18. S01E18What's in The Box?November 25, 2006—What is in Professor Professor's box? Why does everyone want to take it from Anita and Victor? Why must they not open it under any circumsta
19. S01E19Return of the Killer ToothbrushDecember 2, 2006—What did Doctor Doctor and Professor Professor work on in the abandoned space station when they were in The School For the Chronically Gifte
20. S01E20Reptogator Attack!December 2, 2006—Who is The Kid, and why must Victor and his strangely brutish new partner protect him? What do the Reptogators have to do with all this? Ani
21. S01E21Mr AtomDecember 9, 2006—Victor doesn't believe that UZZs smallest agent is too small to be seen. Unfortunately for him, Mr Atom is also the shortest-tempered agent.
22. S01E22When Good Food Goes BadDecember 9, 2006—When Victor and Anita foil The Chef, he vows revenge - revenge that doesn't seem possible until Victor bites into a carrot, and it presses c
23. S01E23Flick the SwitchDecember 16, 2006—Victor has always wondered what the switch next to his chair in the briefing room does. But the answer to that question involves Reptogators
24. S01E24Giant Brain of Terror!December 16, 2006—What is the giant brain that UZZ have found frozen in ice in the arctic? The very last thing they should do is wake it up...
25. S01E25You're History!December 23, 2006—Professor Professor is convinced that no one can invent an uninventing ray. But it appears that Doctor Doctor has proved him wrong - and unl
26. S01E26A Purrfect VillainDecember 23, 2006—Due to an accident with a totally untested and highly dangerous teleport device, Victor and the villainous cat Mr Cuddles have got mixed up.

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1. S02E01Lucky LeoFebruary 17, 2007—UZZ don't stand a chance of catching the luckiest man in the world - unless Professor Professor can synthesise his luck and pass it on to Vi
2. S02E02Zombie Attack!February 24, 2007—Doctor Doctor has two secret zombifying code words: say either one of them and you turn into a zombie. Unfortunately, the two words are "no"
3. S02E03Imposting the ImpostersMarch 3, 2007—Professor Professor sends Victor and Anita to infiltrate the Imposters' base - where they find that he was kidnapped by The Imposters a mont
4. S02E04Ammonites Rule!March 10, 2007—It's time to pay the rent for the earth to the Ammonites - one slipper orchid from the top of Mount Kippabaru, once every thousand years. If
5. S02E05Victor of the FutureMarch 17, 2007—A future Victor has come to warn UZZ that something terrible is about to happen. But he's not allowed to say what it is...
6. S02E06Monument RacersMarch 24, 2007—Someone is attaching weird little motor thingies to famous buildings and using them to hold illegal monument races. It's a terrible threat t
7. S02E07Imposter Attack!March 31, 2007—All the world's plumbers are missing. The trail leads to The Imposters, who have a plan to end the world as we know it. And Professor Profes
8. S02E08Secret SpiderApril 7, 2007—In which we learn the secret behind the spider in Changed Daily's breifing room - and why Imposters run away from Penguins...
9. S02E09Rise of the Floaty-Heads—The Floaty-heads have shrunk our solar system to give to Princess Ping as a mobile. Victor and Anita must pretend to be Floaty-heads so they
10. S02E10Catch the Birdman!—After playing a part in an UZZ training film, The Birdman flips out when it is revealed that the film will never be shown in public. He stea
11. S02E11World Anthem—THEM have entered the World Anthem Competition, so Victor and Anita must enter as well, and find out why. Obviously they can't be planning t
12. S02E12It's a Hamster World—Changed Daily is finally persuaded to talk about his nick-knacks. On the back of a picture of his old partner, Lucy Wu, they find a note ask
13. S02E13The Fluffy Bunnython of Doom—It's time for everyone to send carrots to Sweet Little Granny for the burrowless bunnies. But her show seems a little different this year; a
14. S02E14The Wobble Men from Dimension Ten—The Wobble Men have finally broken through - and the only one that can save the world is Victor's father, trapped behind wobbly lines for tw
15. S02E15Mission to Monkey Nut Island—On an undercover mission inside THEM's secret holiday resort, Victor wins the Best Evil Plan To Destroy UZZ competition...
16. S02E16A Hairy Scary World—Another one of Professor Professor's crazy cures for baldness has backfired. If Anita and Victor cannot recover the baldy gene from his iden
17. S02E17World Savers—What chance do UZZ have at saving the world from the Gobblotron when World Savers Inc. are so mysteriously good at it - and when Professor P
18. S02E18The Hand—UZZ decide to cancel their line of Simon Sayz action figures and go with a computer game instead. Simon swears revenge. And he when accident
19. S02E19Secret Santa—The Floaty-Heads latest collection includes The World Leader and Changed Daily. There seems to be no-one who can break into their planet to
20. S02E20The Z-Ray Goggles of Power—Who gave Doctor Doctor the technology to take over UZZ base? Why does his snivelling sound so familiar to Professor Professor? How can UZZ a
21. S02E21The Secret Man—The Secret Man has disappeared. To find him, Anita and Victor must locate The One Breath Woman, and - providing they can understand her - un
22. S02E22Planet Professor Professor—An overworked Professor Professor has come down with Brain Seepage - some of his knowledge has been squeezed out in the form of a tiny plane
23. S02E23The Abyss—In which we learn the startling secret behind Anita's seawater seawater allergy, and fishfood torpedos and a giant sperm whale save the day.
24. S02E24Stuff Stealers—Has Victor really stolen all the spoons in the world? Why are all the parrots shouting "help"? And why does everyone's hair look so messy? T
25. S02E25The Villain Nobody Took Seriously—After saving the world from The Chef, Doctor Doctor, Reptogators, and Imposters, Victor and Anita have Save Fatigue and the world is taken o
26. S02E26Secret Double Agent—Why is The Secret Thing being stolen so frequently? Where has Doctor Doctor taken Changed Daily and his fireplace? Surely none of this can b

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