The Sarah Silverman Program (2007–2010)

1. S01E01Officer JayFebruary 1, 2007—Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her siste
2. S01E02Humanitarian of the YearFebruary 8, 2007—Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire strai
3. S01E03Positively NegativeFebruary 15, 2007—Sarah decides to take an AIDS test to cure her case of the blahs. Meanwhile Jay celebrates his birthday with a party.
4. S01E04Not Without My DaughterFebruary 22, 2007—Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order to fulfill her own
5. S01E05Muffin' ManMarch 1, 2007—Sarah tries to explore her own sexuality. Meanwhile Brain and Steve bicker over a soft drink.
6. S01E06BatteriesMarch 7, 2007—Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sar

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Bored of the RingsOctober 3, 2007—Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve
2. S02E02Joan of ArfOctober 10, 2007—Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.
3. S02E03Face WarsOctober 17, 2007—Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she deci
4. S02E04DoodieOctober 24, 2007—When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to re
5. S02E05Ah, MenOctober 31, 2007—Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high s
6. S02E06Maid to BorderNovember 7, 2007—Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes
7. S02E07High, It's SarahOctober 8, 2008—Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on t
8. S02E08The Mongolian BeefOctober 9, 2008—Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he'
9. S02E09Making New FriendsOctober 16, 2008—Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.
10. S02E10Patriot TactOctober 23, 2008—Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.
11. S02E11PeeOctober 30, 2008—Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it.
12. S02E12There's No Place Like HomelessNovember 6, 2008—Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the a
13. S02E13Fetus Don't Fail Me NowNovember 13, 2008—Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.
14. S02E14I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's NotNovember 20, 2008—Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough tim
15. S02E15KangamangusDecember 4, 2008—Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.
16. S02E16Vow WowDecember 11, 2008—Sarah becomes engaged to Doug.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01The Proof is in the PenisFebruary 4, 2010—In an attempt to get Sarah to “man up”, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haun
2. S03E02The Silverman and the PillowsFebruary 11, 2010—After Sarah's morning brunch at Romanski's is interrupted by a children's book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade of her own to show how easy
3. S03E03A Slip SlopeFebruary 18, 2010—Sarah sues "Home Alone", the movie, for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influ
4. S03E04NightmayorFebruary 25, 2010—Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she ca
5. S03E05Smellin' of TroyMarch 11, 2010—Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in
6. S03E06A Fairly Attractive MindMarch 19, 2010—Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump h
7. S03E07Songs in the Key of YuckMarch 26, 2010—Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they are tripping.
8. S03E08Just BreveApril 2, 2010—Sarah narrates the story of Steve creating a baby robot.
9. S03E09A Good Van is Hard to FindApril 9, 2010—Brian and Steve have a stand-off to decide who will do the laundry.
10. S03E10WowschwitzApril 16, 2010—Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.

Season 3 ranked & reviewed