The Patrick Star Show

1. S01E01Late for BreakfastJuly 9, 2021 6.0Patrick presents a show about food after missing out on a hearty breakfast.
2. S01E02Bummer JobsJuly 9, 2021 6.0Patrick and SpongeBob experience the wonders of the workforce.
3. S01E03Pat-a-thonJuly 16, 2021 6.0Patrick hosts a telethon to raise money for snails that can't dance.
4. S01E04Lost in CouchJuly 16, 2021 6.0Patrick loses the remote in the cushions, so he journeys into the couch to track it down.
5. S01E05Stair WarsJuly 23, 2021 6.0Patrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs, leading to a ludicrous conflict.
6. S01E06Enemies a la ModeJuly 23, 2021 6.0Members of the Star family confront their absurd rivalries.
7. S01E07The Haunting of Star HouseJuly 30, 2021 6.0Patrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house, but he ends up getting just what he paid for.
8. S01E08Squidina's Little HelperAugust 6, 2021 6.0Squidina hires an assistant who's a little too good at his job.
9. S01E09I Smell a PatAugust 13, 2021 6.0The Patrick Star Show is interrupted by a most peculiar stench.
10. S01E10Terror at 20,000 LeaguesOctober 22, 2021 6.0The Patrick Show presents a Halloween TV special.
11. S01E11Gas Station VacationOctober 29, 2021 6.0The Star Family heads to their favorite resort.
12. S01E12Bunny the BarbarianNovember 5, 2021 6.0Bunny goes on a mid-day adventure to a forgotten age.
13. S01E13The Yard SaleNovember 19, 2021 6.0GrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale.
14. S01E14Just in Time for ChristmasDecember 3, 2021 6.0Patrick travels through time to find last minute Christmas gifts for his family.
15. S01E15Who's a Big Boy?March 4, 2022 6.0Patrick hits an unnatural growth spurt in his late adolescence.
16. S01E16Klopnodian Heritage FestivalMarch 11, 2022 6.0The Star Family learns the cultural traditions of the old country.
17. S01E17To Dad and BackMarch 18, 2022 6.0Patrick ventures inside Cecil to learn how the body works.
18. S01E18SurvivoringMarch 25, 2022 6.0Cecil takes his kids camping, but Squidina wants the drama of reality TV.
19. S01E19X Marks the PotApril 1, 2022 6.0A classic villain returns to his former lair, only to find the Star Family inhabiting it.
20. S01E20Patrick's AlleyApril 8, 2022 6.0The Patrick Show rebrands for a younger audience.
21. S01E21Pearl Wants to Be a StarApril 15, 2022 6.0Pearl stars in a guest appearance on The Patrick Show.
22. S01E22Nitwit Neighborhood NewsJuly 22, 2022 6.0Patrick and Squidina report the news around Bikini Bottom.
23. S01E23Mid-Season FinaleJuly 22, 2022 6.0The Patrick Show presents the epic conclusion to the first half of its first season.
24. S01E24Shrinking StarsJanuary 13, 2023 6.0The Star family finds themselves getting smaller and smaller.
25. S01E25Uncredible JourneyFebruary 10, 2023 7.0Tinkle, Ouchie, and Pinkeye must venture back home together after being taken away by mistake.
26. S01E26Host-a-PaloozaFebruary 17, 2023 7.0Patrick gets injured, so his family members take turns hosting the show.
27. S01E27Backpay PaybackFebruary 24, 2023 7.0Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil.
28. S01E28House HuntingMarch 3, 2023 7.0The Star family house runs away from home.
29. S01E29Super SittersApril 10, 2023 7.0Patrick and SpongeBob go back in time to watch Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy when they were new.
30. S01E30FitzPatrickApril 11, 2023 8.0Patrick's evil twin cousin shows up to ruin Patrick's reputation.
31. S01E31The Drooling FoolApril 12, 2023 7.0Patrick's uncontrollable drooling gets out of hand and mouth.
32. S01E32Patrick’s Got a Zoo LooseApril 13, 2023 7.0A shape-shifting alien runs loose in the Star home.
33. S01E33The Patterfly EffectApril 17, 2023 8.0Patrick messes with the space-time continuum.
34. S01E34A Space Affair to RememberApril 18, 2023 7.0While Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space, Patrick and Squidina throw a house party.
35. S01E35Home ECCH!April 19, 2023 8.0Squidina hosts a television show to pass a home economics class.
36. S01E36Fun & Done!April 20, 2023 7.0Patrick and SpongeBob try to unlock a dull child's imagination.
37. S01E37The Lil' PatscalsApril 24, 2023 7.0Patrick learns about GrandPat's childhood.
38. S01E38The Prehistoric Patrick Star ShowApril 25, 2023 7.0In a pre-historic era, Cave Pat hosts a show with his family.
39. S01E39The Patrick Show Sells OutApril 26, 2023 7.0The Patrick Show! gets competing sponsors.
40. S01E40Neptune’s BallApril 27, 2023 7.0The Star family visits King Neptune's palace.
41. S01E41Dad’s Stache StashMay 1, 2023 7.0Cecil shows Patrick his mustache collection.
42. S01E42A Root GalootMay 2, 2023 7.0The Star family brings a mandrake root into their home.
43. S01E43The Starry AwardsMay 3, 2023 7.0Patrick hosts an award ceremony.
44. S01E44BlorpsgivingMay 4, 2023 7.0Captain Doug Quasar meets Pat-Tron's robot family.
45. S01E45Stuntin’July 3, 2023 7.0Patrick gets a stunt double.
46. S01E46Olly Olly Organ FreeJuly 4, 2023 7.0In a notion of protest, Patrick's organs leave his body.
47. S01E47Which Witch is Which?July 5, 2023 7.0Bunny's mother makes a visit from the old country.
48. S01E48Get Off My LawnieJuly 6, 2023 8.0Granny Tentacles gets her own spin-off show.
49. S01E49Season's bestBubble Bass ReviewsJuly 24, 2023 9.0Bubble Bass reviews and critiques The Patrick Show.
50. S01E50Patrick’s Prison PalsJuly 25, 2023 7.0Bunny brings Patrick to prison for "Bring Your Kid to Work Day."

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01The Patrick Show Cashes InJuly 26, 2023 7.0The Patrick Show sells merchandise in order to fund its second season.
2. S02E02The Star GamesJuly 27, 2023 8.0Patrick hosts a series of game shows.
3. S02E03Super StarsNovember 6, 2023 7.0The Star Family is a team of superheroes.
4. S02E04Now You Museum, Now You Don'tNovember 7, 2023 7.0Cecil works as a security guard at Lady Upturn’s art museum.
5. S02E0510 and 1 TolietsNovember 8, 2023 7.0The Stars’ pet toilet Tinkle has puppies.
6. S02E06Family PlotzNovember 9, 2023 7.0The Star family spends a day playing at the cemetery.
7. S02E07The Wrath of ShmandorNovember 13, 2023 7.0The tiny futuristic city of Shmandor exacts revenge on Patrick.
8. S02E08There Goes the NeighborhoodNovember 14, 2023 7.0Patrick and Squidina go on location to interview their neighbors.
9. S02E09Movie StarsNovember 15, 2023 7.0Patrick and SpongeBob work at the movie theater.
10. S02E10Dr. Smart ScienceNovember 16, 2023 7.0With Sandy's guidance, Patrick hosts a science show.
11. S02E11The Commode EpisodeFebruary 13, 2024 8.0Patrick gets stuck in the bathroom.
12. S02E12Tying the Klop-KnotFebruary 15, 2024 7.0Bunny and Cecil need to get married again.
13. S02E13Season's bestChum Bucket ListFebruary 21, 2024 9.0SpongeBob helps Patrick fulfill his bucket list.
14. S02E14Big Baby PatrickFebruary 22, 2024 7.0Patrick has a nostalgic meltdown.
15. S02E15Is There a Director in the House?February 27, 2024 7.0While Squidina is away at camp, Patrick needs a new director.
16. S02E16Star CruiseFebruary 28, 2024 7.0The Star family is abducted by aliens.
17. S02E17Best Served ColdFebruary 29, 2024 7.0The enemies of the Star family team up to exact revenge.
18. S02E18Tattoo HullabalooMay 20, 2024 6.0Bunny loses a tattoo.
19. S02E19Too Many PatricksMay 20, 2024 7.0Patrick hires more Patricks to perform at birthday parties.
20. S02E20Much Tofu About NothingMay 21, 2024 8.0Pat-Thos shares a Hamdonian tale of love and pork products.
21. S02E21Face Off/ModelMay 22, 2024 8.0Patrick wakes up off-model.
22. S02E225 Star RestaurantMay 23, 2024 9.0The Star family works at the Krusty Krab.
23. S02E23At Home, on the LamJuly 22, 2024 7.0Bunny tries to punish Patrick for chocolate-favored crimes.
24. S02E24Pick Patrick's PathJuly 23, 2024 9.0The Lawnies vote for what Patrick does next in a special "Choose Your Own Adventure" episode of The Patrick Show.
25. S02E25Time to EatJuly 24, 2024 8.0Patrick hosts a time-travelling food show.
26. S02E26Cleanin' HouseJuly 25, 2024 7.0While Bunny's in Klopnod, the Star home becomes a mess.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01The Fun BucketJuly 29, 2024 8.0The Star family parties at the Chum Bucket.
2. S03E02The Patrick Show After DarkJuly 30, 2024 7.0Patrick hosts his show after dark, exploring what Bikini Bottom is like at night.
3. S03E03Chopping SpreeJuly 31, 2024 7.0Pat the Hapless goes on a barbaric quest to the shopping mall.
4. S03E04All Bot MyselfAugust 1, 2024 7.0Pat-Tron works for the Star family.
5. S03E05Star-RobicsAugust 5, 2024 8.0In this fitness variety show, Patrick learns how to exercise.
6. S03E06Who's the Dummy Now?August 6, 2024 7.0A family of dummies move into the Star home.
7. S03E07Patrick Show LandAugust 7, 2024 7.0The Stars run a Patrick Show theme park in their home.
8. S03E08Legend of the Lost BathroomAugust 8, 2024 7.0Patrick and Squidina embark on a quest to find the lost bathroom.
9. S03E09Driven to DriveAugust 19, 2024 7.0Patrick learns to drive.
10. S03E10A Patty in TimeAugust 20, 2024 7.0Patrick time-travels in a race for the Krusty Krab's newest menu item.
11. S03E11Pat-per RouteAugust 21, 2024 7.0Patrick helps Squidward with his newspaper delivery job to compensate for injuring him.
12. S03E12Day of the DartfishAugust 22, 2024 7.0In the midst of a typical day of scavenging, the Dartfish family discovers a thief in the Star home.
13. S03E13Something Stupid This Way ComesOctober 14, 2024 7.0Madame Hagfish shares tales of Pat-Tron, Pat the Hapless, and Pat-gor.
14. S03E14Thanks But No ThanksgivingNovember 25, 2024 6.0Patrick’s family celebrates Thanksgiving with his mother’s side of the family.
15. S03E15Season's bestSquidina's Holidaze SpecialDecember 2, 2024 10.0Squidina has to direct her school holiday play, but her script was mangled by Patrick.
16. S03E16Patty-PooDecember 4, 2024 8.0Patrick spawns an adorable mini-Patrick who quickly becomes the star of the show, until he outgrows the role.
17. S03E17SwaptoberfestDecember 6, 2024 8.0The Star family celebrates the Klopnodian holiday Swaptoberfest by swapping identities with each other.
18. S03E18Patrickle JokesDecember 10, 2024 7.0Patrick and Squidina go undercover to investigate a corrupt novelty product factory.
19. S03E19Pat RoastDecember 12, 2024 7.0The Patrick Show presents the "Roast of Patrick Star."
20. S03E20All Out of Idea BricksDecember 16, 2024 8.0Patrick and Squidina follow their last idea to bring into RandomLand.
21. S03E21A Fool SchooledDecember 18, 2024 7.0After discovering that Patrick never finished behavioral training, the family home-schools him.
22. S03E22Get OuchDecember 20, 2024 7.0After getting rid of Ouchie, Pinkeye takes over the Star house.
23. S03E23Day of the Living Dad JokesDecember 24, 2024 10.0Patrick and Squidina must find safety amidst the dad joke apocalypse.

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Sitcom StarsMarch 21, 2025 7.0When Cecil's boss visits the house, the Stars get trapped in a sitcom.
2. S04E02The Show Must Go YawnMarch 21, 2025 7.0When Squidina is bedridden, Patrick has to run his show without her.
3. S04E03Season's bestThe Dated GameMarch 28, 2025 8.0GrandPat competes for Granny Tentacles' love on a dating game show.
4. S04E04Ice Cream HeadacheMarch 28, 2025 8.0The Ice Cream Man and Ice Cream King team up to capture a mysterious ice cream eating beast.
5. S04E05A Tinkle in TimeApril 11, 2025 7.0Tinkle stumbles into a time-traveling adventure.
6. S04E06TV or Not TVApril 11, 2025 8.0Patrick and Squidina aren't allowed to watch TV when they spend time with their parents for a day.
7. S04E07Two Pests in a TeapotApril 18, 2025 7.0When Granny Tentacles goes out for a spa day, Patrick and Squidina take care of her house.
8. S04E08Partial RecallApril 18, 2025 8.0After Plankton forgets who he is, the Dartfish family adopts him.
9. S04E09The Haunting of Flim-Flam HouseApril 25, 2025 7.0Patrick and Squidina help the Flim-Flam brothers hunt the ghost that haunts their house.
10. S04E10Rube TubeApril 25, 2025 8.0On her day off from the Patrick Show, Squidina helps Rube produce his TV show.
11. S04E11Sea HawSeptember 12, 2025 7.0Patrick hosts a countrified variety show.
12. S04E12Li'l Past-CalsSeptember 12, 2025 7.0The Kelpbed Kids travel to the future to get their kicking can back.
13. S04E13Zoo USeptember 19, 2025 6.0The Star family goes on a college tour for Patrick… at the zoo.
14. S04E14A Remembrance of Grand-PastSeptember 19, 2025 6.0GrandPat shares his life stories to spoil every movie at the theater.
15. S04E15Pat-TathlonSeptember 26, 2025 7.0The Patricks compete in a series of games for control of the TV remote.
16. S04E16Upturn's DownturnSeptember 26, 2025 6.0After driving over Patrick, a court order forces Lady Upturn to live with the Star family.
17. S04E17Terror on TapeOctober 3, 2025 7.0The Stars watch a series of haunted video tapes.
18. S04E18Visiting VikingsOctober 10, 2025 7.0For Leif Erikson Day, Patrick and SpongeBob time-travel back to Viking times.
19. S04E19It's Too Late... With PlanktonOctober 10, 2025 8.0When the Stars go to the mountains, Squidina hires Plankton to entertain the Lawnies.
20. S04E20In a Space PickleOctober 17, 2025 8.0Quasar uses Patrick to communicate with the dumbest aliens in the universe.
21. S04E21Stare WarsOctober 17, 2025 7.0Patrick and GrandPat have a staring contest to compete for the last lick of a baking spoon.
22. S04E22Safety WorstOctober 24, 2025 6.0After yet another Star house disaster, the fire marshal forces Patrick to watch a safety training video.
23. S04E23De-Pat-ment StoreOctober 24, 2025 6.0Patrick fails his way up the corporate ladder at Upturn's mall.
24. S04E24Doctor PatrickJuly 10, 2026—After accidentally putting on doctor's clothes, Patrick believes he's a medical professional.
25. S04E25Slumber Party StarsJuly 10, 2026—After Pearl can no longer have a sleepover with Squidina, the Stars throw Squidina a slumber party on their own.

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01Retreat!July 17, 2026—Patrick is mistaken for a corporate retreat leader.
2. S05E02Sidekick SearchJuly 17, 2026—Patrick and Squidina hold auditions for a Patrick Show sidekick.
3. S05E03Mass Gramp-nosis—Patrick accidentally hypnotizes Bikini Bottom into becoming GrandPats.
4. S05E04Cart of Darkness—Squidina leads Patrick on a grocery shopping mission.
5. S05E05Braggin' Slayer—In Hamdonia, Prince Shmeat and Tofu Todd embark on a quest to defeat the Maw.
6. S05E06Scaredy Pat—After learning what stage fright is, Patrick fears his own audience.
7. S05E07Make Yourself Pat Home—Patrick overstays his welcome at the SquarePants home.
8. S05E08Accidentally in Love—GrandPat injures himself for Nurse Helga's attention.
9. S05E09Neighborhood Wash—The Star's neighbor Gladys works as a neighborhood vigilante.
10. S05E10A Fridge Too Far—Patrick, GrandPat, and Cecil want Bunny to honor their accomplishments on the fridge.
11. S05E11The Barbarian Next Door—Pat the Hapless is banished to another dimension.
12. S05E12Runaway Patrick—Patrick leaves his old life behind and ends up accidentally adopting a new family.
13. S05E13Dad Election—After Patrick learns about "Dad Privileges," Patrick and Cecil compete in the Dad Election.
14. S05E14Supermarket Stars—The Star family takes over the grocery store.
15. S05E15Witless for the Prosecution—SpongeBob represents Patrick in Kid Court.
16. S05E16Time for the News—Perch travels through time to cover historical events.
17. S05E17The Squid and the Square—After capturing the Lawnies' attention, SpongeBob and Squidward become a hit new live act.
18. S05E18The Over-Under—After Cecil stumbles into a pile of underwear, he becomes an underwear salesman.
19. S05E19Gone Bootin'—Cecil and his friends go on a fishing trip at the lake.
20. S05E20Roller Bunny—In a post-apocalyptic future, Bunny competes in a Roller Derby match to save the world.
21. S05E21Squ-AD-ina—Squidina and SpongeBob shoot advertisements to fund the Patrick Show.
22. S05E22Don't Friend the Reaper—GrandPat takes over Death's job for a day.
23. S05E23Pat Alone... At Home—When Patrick is left home alone, he protects the house from burglars.
24. S05E24Seagull Scout Adventures—Squidward and SpongeBob need Patrick to earn one Seagull Scout badge.
25. S05E25Toilet Training—After biting Squidward, Tinkle is sent to obedience training.
26. S05E26The Patrick Show Reunion—In the not-so-distant future, the Star family creates a reunion episode.

Season 5 ranked & reviewed