The George Carlin Show (1994–1995)

1. S01E01When Unexpected Things Happen to GeorgeJanuary 16, 1994—In the opener, George walks of the job when he's ordered to cut his ponytail; but his problems have less to do with the length of his air th
2. S01E02George Sees an AirplaneJanuary 23, 1994 6.0George's sanity is questioned after he sees a UFO.
3. S01E03George Goes on a Date (1)February 6, 1994—George dates a pet-shop owner. (Part 1 of 2)
4. S01E04George Goes on a Date (2)February 13, 1994—Friends offer fashion advice when George shows up at the Moylan in a Nehru jacket, ready for his date with Kathleen, which is later interrup
5. S01E05George Helps SidneyFebruary 20, 1994—George helps Sydney get a modeling audition, but then accidentally breaks her nose.
6. S01E06George Expresses HimselfFebruary 27, 1994—A pompous newsman's TV tirade about incompetent New York cabbies prompts a verbal letter bomb from George, who later surprises pals at the M
7. S01E07George Gets Some MoneyMarch 6, 1994—George makes a killing off a drunken passenger and begins spending with reckless abandon, ignoring Harry's warning about ""bad money"" until
8. S01E08George Destroys a Way of LifeMarch 20, 1994—Movie buffs frequent the tavern, to the dismary of the regulars.
9. S01E09George Loses His ThermosMarch 27, 1994—After his thermos disappears at the Moylan, George makes a big stink, raving on about the declining quality of life at his neighborhood tave
10. S01E10George Digs Rock ‘n’ Roll MusicApril 10, 1994—George takes pity on a has-been '60s rocker when he sees him performing for spare change in the street.
11. S01E11George Speaks His MindApril 24, 1994—After an encounter with his ex-wife in his cab, George, now in a very dark mood, runs afoul of an undercover inspector from the New York Cit
12. S01E12George Looks Down the Wrong End of a Thirty-EightMay 1, 1994—George is driving Dr. Beck to the Moylan Tavern when a desperate criminal hijacks the taxicab. The cowardly Beck escapes, leaving George to
13. S01E13George Plays a Mean PinballMay 8, 1994—After beating his girlfriend Kathleen at multiple games of pinball, George begins insisting to her that women are inferior to men.
14. S01E14George Lifts the Holy SpiritMay 15, 1994—Harry steals a shipping truck containing a statue of Jesus Christ in the cargo area, then enlists a reluctant George to help him hide it.

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1. S02E01George Gets a Big SurpriseOctober 16, 1994—George angles for a fishing buddy after a woman bequeaths her late husband's ice-fishing boat to him. What has George reeling, however, is t
2. S02E02George Runs into an Old FriendOctober 23, 1994—George intercepts a package meant for his neighbor (guest star Tommy Chong) which turns out to contain marijuana, and attempts to get rid of
3. S02E03George Goes Too FarOctober 30, 1994—George is caught on hidden camera cheating a fare who turns out to be an investigative reporter from the local TV news. The footage is aired
4. S02E04George Gets Hoist By His Own PetardNovember 6, 1994—George advises Sydney against dating the urbane Dr. Beck; but later, even the ragtag George is taken in by the Beck family's unaffected ways
5. S02E05George Pulls the PlugNovember 13, 1994—A comatose bar patron on life support has left George with power of attorney over his gambling winnings, and now George discovers it's up to
6. S02E06George Gets Caught in the MiddleNovember 27, 1994—George is in hot water with Harry's wife, who suspects her husband is having an affair and using George's apartment as his love nest. The tr
7. S02E07George Really Does It This TimeDecember 4, 1994—A mysterious virus overruns the city and it's originating in George's apartment, where his housecleaning has created a primordial soup of de
8. S02E08George Shoots Himself in the FootDecember 11, 1994—George tries to set up his ex-wives with Jack and Frank.
9. S02E09George Does a Bad ThingDecember 18, 1994—George figures he's doing an adolescent a favor by buying him his first Playboy magazine, but the boy's parents insist George has scarred th
10. S02E10George Puts on a Happy FaceDecember 25, 1994—After being confronted with numerous taxi customer complaints George is asked to smile more.
11. S02E11George Helps a FriendJanuary 1, 1995—George runs into an old buddy, a priest with a crisis of conscience whom George offers a guided tour of the secular world.
12. S02E12George Tells the TruthJuly 9, 1995—Jack tries to Irish theme the bar, and George takes a truth serum while looking to buy a gift for his girlfriend.
13. S02E13George Likes a Good WarJuly 16, 1995—George and Harry feud when they find an old bet between their fathers, based around which side would win World War II. Frank gets his jaw wi

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