The Benny Hill Show (1969–1989)

1. S01E01The European Song ContestNovember 19, 1969 9.01. Benny Quickie: Ye Olde Wishing Well 2. Opening and Ballad: "Anna-Marie" 3. Benny's Bloopers 4. Sound Delay Interview 5. The Ladybirds: "Y
2. S01E02Is This Your Life?December 25, 1969—1. Benny Quickie: Fishing 2. Opening and Ballad: "Juanita Bonita Delores" 3. Holiday Sports Spectacular 4. Benny Quickie: Peeping Ben 5. The
3. S01E03Tommy Tupper in Tupper-TimeFebruary 4, 1970—1.Benny Quickie: Black Moor 2.Opening and Ballad: "Colleen" 3.Naked Audition 4.Luis Alberto del Parana and Los Paraguayos 5.Hotel Sordide 6.
4. S01E04The Sound of FrankensteinMarch 11, 1970—1.Benovite 2.Opening and Ballad: "My Garden of Love" 3.The Hitch Hiker 4.Fred Scuttle: TV Audience Researcher 5.Rogue Nudist 6.Benny's Bloop

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01The Underworld Water of Jacques CustardOctober 28, 1970 8.31.Benny Quickie: Park Bench 2.Benny's Ballad: "Suitcase on the Train" 3.Benny Quickies: Comic Look No.7 4.Boutique Mask Dance 5.Los Zafi
2. S02E02Opportunity's KnockingDecember 23, 1970—1.Benny Quickie: Rubber Balloons 2.Benny's Ballad: Broken-Hearted Lover's Stew 3.Benny Quickie: The Unexpected Look 4.Fred Scuttle: Scutt
3. S02E03Top of the TopsJanuary 27, 1971—1. Benny Quickie: Very Well, M'Lady, 2. Benny's Ballad: "Flying South", 3. Shameful Moments of Sport, 4. Petticoat and Vine: "World of Love
4. S02E04Undercover Sanitary InspectorFebruary 24, 1971—1.Benny Quickie: Copy The Boss 2.Benny's Ballad: "Pretty Greek Girl" 3.Undercover Sanitary Inspector 4.Reverend Gray 5.Benny's Bloopers
5. S02E05Cinema: The Vintage YearsMarch 24, 1971—1.Benny Quickie: Unfaithful Wife 2.Benny's Ballad: "The Egg Marketing Board Tango" 3.French For Starters 4.The Messenger 5.The Grass Is

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Fun in the Kitchen with Johnny and Cranny FaddockNovember 24, 1971—1.Benny Quickie: Hotel Lift 2.Benny's Ballad: "The Beach at St. Tropez" 3.Benny's Bloopers 4.New England 1635 5.Chow-Mein: At Home with
2. S03E02News at Ten with Reginald BoozenquetDecember 22, 1971—1.Benny Quickie: Pub Bore 2.Benny's Ballad: "Gypsy Rock" 3.Fred Scuttle: Chief Drama Director and Dialogue Coach 4.The Dimpton Drinking C
3. S03E03Chow-Mein at Customs and IntegrationFebruary 23, 1972—1.Bennie Quickie: Sweet Chess 2.Benny's Ballad: Oh, Zandoona 3.Fred Scuttle's Health Farm and Keep Fit Brigade 4.Fam and Fufan: A Poem by
4. S03E04Down Memory LaneMarch 22, 1972—1.Benny Quickie: Undercover Nazis 2.Benny's Ballad: Wild, Wild Women 3.Nicholas Parsons Talks to the Children of St. Solomon's School 4.T

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01WoodstickOctober 25, 1972—1.Benny Quickie: Slot Machines 2.Benny's Ballad: The Dustbins of Your Mind 3.Meeting People With Hugh Paddick 4.Benny's Ballad: Fad Eyed
2. S04E02The Common Market Square DanceDecember 27, 1972—1.Benny Quickie: Church Mission 2.Benny's Ballad: When I Was a Lad 3.Benny's Television Bloopers 4.Fred Scuttle: Striptease Cabaret 5.The Ch
3. S04E03Jackie Wright's HolidayFebruary 22, 1973—1.Benny Quickie: Dearst Heart Take I 2.Benny's Ballad: Carol 3.Fred Scuttle: Security Guard 4.Programme Planner 5.Benny Quickies: Television
4. S04E04The Dalton Abbott Railway ChoirMarch 29, 1973—1.Benny Quickie: Beanz Meanz Beanz 2.Benny Accompanies Lee Gibson: Mad About You 3.Confrontation: Mervyn Cruddy Speaks Out 4.Reflection Ball

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01Spot BlackDecember 5, 1973—1.Benny Quickie: Bad Cling 2.Benny's Ballad: News of the Family 3.Spot Black 4.Germany Calling 5.Fun at the Flicks 6.Berry Cornish: A Child'
2. S05E02The Great British Dancing FinalsDecember 27, 1973—1.Benny Quickie: Batman! 2.Benny's Ballad: Dapper Dan the Lady Killer Man 3.Fred Scuttle's Channel Tunnel 4.Benny's Quickies: Indiscretions
3. S05E03Film Time at the Natural Film TheatreFebruary 7, 1974—1.Benny Quickie: Romantic Pipe-Smoker 2."Faith" by E.M. Barrister 3.Senor Benny Presents Diana Darvey and El Sidney: Sway 4.Spy Games 5.Benn
4. S05E04CoalpitsMarch 13, 1974—1.Benny Quickie: A Little Boy? 2.Benny's Musical Sermon: The Good Book 3.Benny's International Bloopers 4.Fred Scuttle: Scuttle Escorts 5.Be

Season 5 ranked & reviewed

1. S06E01Gavin Blod: The Man and His MusicJanuary 8, 1975—1.Benny Quickie: Escaped Irish Convicts 2.All-Time Favorites 3.Benny's Ballad: Beach of Waikiki 4.Gavin Blod: The Man His Music 5.Benny Quic
2. S06E02Great Mysteries with Orson BuggyMarch 12, 1975—1.Benny Quickie: Mighty Deodorant for Men 2.Some More All-Time Favorites 3.Benny's Ballad: The Rose of El Paso 4.The Art of Rolf Harris 5.Fr
3. S06E03Tex Cymbal: Golden BoySeptember 24, 1975 8.01. A Host Of Your Favorite Stars, a. Lance 'Juggler' Vane & Cherry. b. Lana and her performing men, 2. Benny Quickie: Irish Milkman, 3. The

Season 6 ranked & reviewed

1. S07E01Jack and JillDecember 17, 1975—1.Benny Quickie: Don't Jump! 2.Another Host of Your Favourite Stars! 3.Benny's Ballad: Lulubelle 4.Pearl Plain Shopping Centre 5.Is There An
2. S07E02World of SportFebruary 18, 1976—1.Benny Quickie: Your Own Food! 2.Guest Stars 3.Benny's Ballad: Jake 4.World Of Sport 5.Benny Jackie as Luke Tinker 6.Benny Quickie: Fly Spr
3. S07E03Murder on the Oregon ExpressMarch 24, 1976—1.More Guest Stars 2.Benny Brenda Arnau: Native Song of Luana 3.Domestic Bliss! 4.Captain Fred Scuttle Space Ace 5.Henry McGee Cooks Chinese
4. S07E04Sale of the Half-CenturyApril 21, 1976—1.Benny's Ballad: So Many Girls 2.Humphrey Bumphrey: Continuity Announcer 3.Sale Of The Half Century 4.Getting To Know You 5.Eddie Buchanan

Season 7 ranked & reviewed

1. S08E01The Bionic BabyJanuary 26, 1977—1.Benny's Ballad: Bianca Malone 2.The Sum Awards 3.Benny's Commercial Bloopers 4.Continental Cabaret with Diana Darvey 5.Pets: A Poem by Pam
2. S08E02Villain of the YearFebruary 23, 1977—1.Eskimo Nell: A Monologue 2.Benny Quickie: Candid Camera 3.Villain Of The Year 4.Zipper Martin: Quick Change Artist 5.The Reluctant Bridegr
3. S08E03A Packed ProgramMarch 23, 1977—1.A Packed Program! 2.Husky Starch 3.Casanova 4.Benny Blooper: Double Bed 5.Benny Accompanies Dilys Watling: Fever 6.Show-Jumping 7.A Feast

Season 8 ranked & reviewed

1. S09E01The South Blank ShowMay 30, 1978—1.Benny's Ballad: Married Life 2.First Impressions 3.Digger Blue: Private Eye 4.Hotel Sordide 5.Fred Scuttle at Thames Television 6.The Cott

Season 9 ranked & reviewed

1. S10E01Friday Night FeverDecember 26, 1978—1.A Host Of Your Favorite Stars 2.Benny's Ballad: Coconut Milk 3.Man vs. Machine with Fred Scuttle 4.Grand Wheelchair Rally 5.Telephone Exch
2. S10E02Leprechaun TV: Opening NightMarch 14, 1979 9.01.Benny Quickie: Little Angel, 2.Benny's Ballad: Benny's Place, 3.Benny Quickie: Georgie Pest, 4.The National Health, 5.Leprechaun T.V., 6.B
3. S10E03The Police Raid in Waterloo StationApril 25, 1979—1.Musical Favorites, 2.Benny's Ballad: Maria, 3.Benny Commercial Quickies, 4.Fred Scuttle at The International Television Festival, 5.Carmen

Season 10 ranked & reviewed

1. S11E01Women's Lib TelevisionFebruary 6, 1980—1.Benny Quickie: Other Men 2.The Scarlet Pimple 3.Hollywood Grates: Chubby Dodds 4.Hill's Angels' Grand Gala 5.Benny Quickie: Milk Round
2. S11E02Butch Cafferty and the Fundance KidMarch 5, 1980—1.Thames Logo 2.A Host Of Your Favorite Stars 3.Benny's Ballad: Johnnie Boy 4.Art Gallery Munchies 5.Chow Mein's Industrial Tribunal 6.
3. S11E03Name that TuneApril 16, 1980—1.Benny's Ballad: Love 2.Fred Scuttle's Happy Holiday 3.Benny's International Television: T.V. Romania Te Rose 4.Station 007 New York Pre

Season 11 ranked & reviewed

1. S12E01WonderGran Meets Dr Jackal and Mr HideJanuary 7, 1981—1.Benny Quickie: Five Minutes! 2.Benny's Ballad: Maria 3.The Loser 4.Michael Caine: Not A Lot Of People Know That 5.Circus Clown 6.Benn
2. S12E02A Tribute to the Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire BrigadeFebruary 11, 1981—1.Benny Quickie: Crow's Feet 2.Benny's Ballad: Down On The Farm 3.A Tribute To The Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade 4.Channel Surfin
3. S12E03Big PoppaMarch 25, 1981—1.Benny Quickie: Religious Football 2.Benny's Ballad: The Lovely Girls From Crete 3.Benny Quickies: Whatever The Weather! 4.The Georgian

Season 12 ranked & reviewed

1. S13E01The Monte Carbolic ShowJanuary 6, 1982 8.01.Benny Quickie: My Kitty! 2.Benny's Ballad: Paradise Island 3.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings 4.Schoolteacher 5.Hill's Angels: Hotel
2. S13E02The Little Dimpton Street PartyFebruary 10, 1982 9.01.Benny Quickie: The Early Bird! 2.Benny's Ballad: Unlucky Luke 3.Benny Quickie: Girl Power! 4.Learning All the Time! 5.Benny Quickie: G

Season 13 ranked & reviewed

1. S14E01SuperteechJanuary 5, 1983 8.01.Benny Quickies: Girls Uncovered! 2.Benny's Ballad: The Lifeguard 3.Benny Quickies: Mummies! 4.Me and My Shadow 5.Friends to Tead With Henr
2. S14E02HolidayMarch 16, 1983 7.01.Benny Quickies: Personnel 2.Benny's Ballad: The Gay Caballero 3.Benny Quickies: Personnel Again 4.Holiday 5.Benny Quickie: Reading in Bed

Season 14 ranked & reviewed

1. S15E01ScuttlevisionJanuary 16, 1984 9.01.Benny Quickies: Confusion 2.Benny's Ballad: Home for the Summer 3.Scuttlevision 4.The Drunk 5.Stupid Cupid 6.Club Bizarre 7.Fingers McNee:
2. S15E02The Hot Shoe ShowApril 25, 1984 10.01.Benny Quickies: Man Inspired! 2.Benny's Ballad: The League of Helping Hands 3.Benny Quickie: Bedside Manner! / Benny Quickie: Just Married

Season 15 ranked & reviewed

1. S16E01Season's bestThe B-TeamJanuary 2, 1985 8.01.Benny Quickie: Two Saxophones! 2.Benny Quickies: Telly Antics 3.School Teacher: Homework Howlers and a History Lesson 4.Brand Names 5.Benn
2. S16E02For Ever LoveApril 8, 1985 7.01.Benny Quickie: Just Married 2.Benny's Ballad: What a World 3.Bill Posters 4.Benny Quickies: A Big Hand!/Flowers/Sleeping Pills 5.For Ever
3. S16E03CarmenMay 27, 1985 6.01.Benny Quickies: Cheeky Birds! 2.Benny's Ballad: Costa Coco 3.The Weather Hut 4.Benny Quickie: Religious Intervention 5.The Lover 6.Benny Q

Season 16 ranked & reviewed

1. S17E01Testament TelevisionMarch 12, 1986—1.Thames Logo 2.Benny Quickie: Tattooist Mistake 3.The Love Ship 4.Benny Quickie: Fortune-Teller 5.The Bucket 6.Testament Television 7.Hill'
2. S17E02The HerdMarch 31, 1986—1.Thames Logo 2.Benny Quickie: No Bra Underneath 3.Benny's Greatest Hits 4.Living the Dream 5.The Herd 6.Come To The Cabaret 7.Discriminatio
3. S17E03Funny Old WorldApril 16, 1986—1.Thames Logo 2.Benny Quickie: Left my Wallet at Home 3.Bijou Burlesque 4.Benny Quickie: Large Hypodermic 5.Benny Quickies: Honesty! 6.Funny

Season 17 ranked & reviewed

1. S18E01The Halitosis KidJanuary 13, 1988—1.Benny Quickies: Married Life 2.Brooklyn Benny 3.The Halitosis Kid 4.Celebrity Menu 5.Hill's Angels: A Night on the Tiles 6.Hill's Little A
2. S18E02Club Chicago-GoApril 27, 1988—1.Benny Quickies: Don't Speak! a. The Garbage Man b. Can You Lend me $50 c. The Superior Sex d. Bank Raid e. Boy's Night Out 2.Bronco

Season 18 ranked & reviewed

1. S19E01The Crook ReportFebruary 8, 1989—1.Benny Quickies: Indiscretions a. The Ceiling b. Compulsive Liar c. You Carry The Baby d. "92" 2.Benny's Ballad: Cockney Girls and Rus
2. S19E02Holding Out for a HeroApril 5, 1989—1.Benny Quickies: Frank Talking! 2.Scuttle's Circus 3.Benny's Ballad: Anna Marie 4.Benny Quickies: Frank Talking II 5.Heroes Through the
3. S19E03Tales of the UnexpectedMay 1, 1989—1.Benny Quickies: a. Where Is Granny Now? b. Peeping Tom c. Sex Life Of A Tiger d. Eye Of The Beholder e. Pepys's Diary 2.Benny Quicki

Season 19 ranked & reviewed