John Kassir

John Kassir

Age 68 — born October 24, 1957·Baltimore, Maryland, USA

John Kassir is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his work as the voice of the Cryptkeeper in HBO's Tales from the Crypt franchise. He is also known for his role as Ralph in the off-Broadway show Reefer Madness and its 2005 film adaptation. He is also the current voice of Scrooge McDuck since 2016, after the death of Alan Young. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Kassir, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

ComedyFantasyHorrorAction

70Credits40 TV · 30 films
1983–2025Years activefirst to latest
10.0 Highest ratedIf It Bleeds
7.6 Average ratingacross 70 titles

Top TV shows 40best John Kassir shows

  1. 1Avatar: The Last Airbender posterAvatar: The Last AirbenderChey (voice) · 1 ep · 20058.8
  2. 2Rick and Morty posterRick and MortyBlim Blam (voice) · 1 ep · 20138.7
  3. 3The Brothers Flub posterThe Brothers Flub(voice) · 52 eps · 19998.5
  4. 4Danger Rangers posterDanger RangersFallbot (voice) · 5 eps · 20058.5
  5. 5Samurai Jack posterSamurai JackScissorsmith (voice) · 1 ep · 20018.4
  6. 6Friends posterFriendsStanley · 1 ep · 19948.4
  7. 7Showtime at the Apollo posterShowtime at the Apollo1 ep · 19878.4
  8. 8Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles posterTeenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesDark Beaver / Dave Beaver (voice) · 1 ep · 20128.3
  9. 9Bones posterBonesLawrence Melvoy · 1 ep · 20058.2
  10. 10Charmed posterCharmedAlchemist · 1 ep · 19988.2
  11. 11Ben 10 posterBen 10Zombozo (voice) · 1 ep · 20058.2
  12. 12The Looney Tunes Show posterThe Looney Tunes ShowPete Puma (voice) · 1 ep · 20118.1
  13. 13Tour of Duty posterTour of DutyLenny Pilchowski · 1 ep · 19878.1
  14. 14The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy posterThe Grim Adventures of Billy and MandyLord Moldybutt · 2 eps · 20018.1
  15. 15The Simpsons posterThe SimpsonsPossum (voice) · 1 ep · 19898.0
  16. 16Animaniacs posterAnimaniacsBuster Bunny (voice, uncredited) · 1 ep · 19938.0
  17. 17Tales from the Crypt posterTales from the CryptThe Crypt Keeper (voice) · 1989–1996 · Comedy8.0
  18. 18Castle posterCastleMr. Dreyfus · 1 ep · 20098.0
  19. 19Tales from the Cryptkeeper posterTales from the CryptkeeperCryptkeeper (voice) · 39 eps · 19937.8
  20. 20Star Trek: Voyager posterStar Trek: VoyagerGar · 1 ep · 19957.8
  21. 21DOTA: Dragon's Blood posterDOTA: Dragon's BloodVahdrak (voice) · 2 eps · 20217.7
  22. 22CSI: Miami posterCSI: MiamiFarley Wheeler · 1 ep · 20027.7
  23. 23Rocket Power posterRocket PowerRay Rocket (voice) · 119 eps · 19997.7
  24. 24Malcolm & Eddie posterMalcolm & Eddie1 ep · 19967.7
  25. 25Dexter's Laboratory posterDexter's LaboratoryGuy #2 / Guy #3 / Kid #2 (voice) · 1 ep · 19967.7
  26. 26Mickey Mouse posterMickey MouseScrooge McDuck (voice) · 2 eps · 20137.6
  27. 27CSI: Crime Scene Investigation posterCSI: Crime Scene InvestigationHotel Guest · 1 ep · 20007.6
  28. 28NCIS posterNCISPerry Swan · 1 ep · 20037.6
  29. 29Sliders posterSlidersArnold Potts · 1 ep · 19957.6
  30. 30Moonlighting posterMoonlightingPolice Detective · 1 ep · 19857.5
  31. 31Kim Possible posterKim PossibleAdditional Voices (voice) · 1 ep · 20027.5
  32. 32Rocko's Modern Life posterRocko's Modern Life1 ep · 19937.5
  33. 33Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness posterKung Fu Panda: Legends of AwesomenessSai So (voice) · 1 ep · 20117.4
  34. 34The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius posterThe Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy GeniusSeymour / Student #3 (voice) · 1 ep · 20027.4
  35. 35Early Edition posterEarly EditionJersy Carpathian · 1 ep · 19967.4
  36. 36Joan of Arcadia posterJoan of ArcadiaMime God · 1 ep · 20037.3
  37. 37Philly posterPhilly1 ep · 20017.3
  38. 38Earthworm Jim posterEarthworm JimSnott / Henchrat (voice) · 23 eps · 19957.3
  39. 39Random! Cartoons posterRandom! CartoonsBone / Soldier A / Soldier B / Soldier C (voice) · 1 ep · 20087.3
  40. 40Tiny Toon Adventures posterTiny Toon AdventuresBuster Bunny (voice) · 1990–1995 · Comedy6.9

Top movies 30best John Kassir movies

  1. 1If It Bleeds posterIf It BleedsChip · 202510.0
  2. 2Merry & Scary posterMerry & ScaryDagobert Duck (voice) · 20179.5
  3. 3Tales from the Crypt: The Robert Zemeckis Collection posterTales from the Crypt: The Robert Zemeckis CollectionCrypt Keeper (voice) · 19998.7
  4. 4Adventure Time posterAdventure TimeIce King (voice) · 20078.6
  5. 5Summer of Camp Caprice posterSummer of Camp CapriceWinston (voice) · 20018.6
  6. 6Sing 2 posterSing 2Additional Voices (voice) · 20217.8
  7. 7Tales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' Eve posterTales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' EveThe Cryptkeeper (voice) · 20127.5
  8. 8Rocket Power: Race Across New Zealand posterRocket Power: Race Across New ZealandRaymundo Rocket / Spectator / Announcer (voice) · 20027.4
  9. 9Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights posterScooby-Doo! in Arabian NightsHaman (voice) · 19947.4
  10. 10Monsters University posterMonsters UniversityAdditional Voices (voice) · 20137.1
  11. 11Minions & More Volume 1 posterMinions & More Volume 1Coffee Shop Manager (voice) · 20227.0
  12. 12The Wonderful Summer of Mickey Mouse posterThe Wonderful Summer of Mickey MouseAdditional Voices (voice) · 20227.0
  13. 13No York City19837.0
  14. 14The Secret Life of Pets 2 posterThe Secret Life of Pets 2Additional Voices (voice) · 20197.0
  15. 15Pocahontas posterPocahontasMeeko (voice) · 19956.9
  16. 16The Grinch posterThe GrinchAdditional Voices (voice) · 20186.9
  17. 17Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight posterTales from the Crypt: Demon KnightCrypt Keeper (voice) · 19956.9
  18. 18Soccer Dog 2: European Cup posterSoccer Dog 2: European CupQuint · 20046.8
  19. 19Post Modern Minion posterPost Modern MinionWaiter (voice) · 20226.7
  20. 20Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical posterReefer Madness: The Movie MusicalRalph Wiley / Uncle Sam · 20066.6
  21. 21The Flintstones: On the Rocks posterThe Flintstones: On the RocksConcerge / Bartender / Border Guard (voice) · 20026.6
  22. 22Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey! posterCurious George 2: Follow That Monkey!Additional Voices (voice) · 20096.6
  23. 23Tiny Toon Spring Break posterTiny Toon Spring BreakBuster Bunny (voice) · 19946.5
  24. 24Flora & Ulysses posterFlora & UlyssesUlysses (voice) · 20216.5
  25. 25Despicable Me 3 posterDespicable Me 3Additional Voice (voice) · 20176.5
  26. 26Minions posterMinionsAdditional Voices (voice) · 20156.4
  27. 27The Tale of Tillie's Dragon posterThe Tale of Tillie's DragonHerman (voice) · 19956.4
  28. 28Pete's Dragon posterPete's DragonElliot the Dragon (voice) · 20166.4
  29. 29The Wild Thornberrys Movie posterThe Wild Thornberrys MovieSquirrel (voice) · 20026.4
  30. 30Casper posterCasperThe Crypt Keeper (voice) · 19956.3

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