Still Standing

1. S01E01PilotSeptember 30, 2002—Judy and Bill (Jami Gertz, Mark Addy) play a "truth" game that ends with her feelings hurt and his chronic neck pain cured. Also, Bill gives
2. S01E02Still ReadingOctober 7, 2002—Judy joins a book club to exercise her mind, but after Bill intrudes on a discussion, she competes with him to see who can be the smarter re
3. S01E03Still in SchoolOctober 14, 2002—Judy gets bent out of shape at her 20th class reunion over a classmate that's far more accomplished than she is, till Bill tells her this cl
4. S01E04Still RockingOctober 21, 2002—Lauren likes classmate Alex, and Bill, against Judy's advice, interferes in the "romance". Lauren is humiliated. Judy gets tickets for all i
5. S01E05Still VolunteeringOctober 28, 2002—After they're caught sleeping during Tina's solo number at a school recital, Bill and Judy volunteer in her classroom to make amends, but th
6. S01E06Still CheeringNovember 4, 2002—Brian joins the high-school football team as a placekicker after some persuasion from Bill, who points out it's a surefire way to meet girls
7. S01E07Still CheatingNovember 11, 2002—Bill's bond with Linda's latest beau (Mitch Rouse) is so strong that when Linda catches the guy cheating, Bill secretly continues the friend
8. S01E08Still FamilyNovember 18, 2002—Judy's idea to share in an evening of fun family activities once a week is met with ridicule from Bill and the kids, who, because of their c
9. S01E09Still ThankfulNovember 25, 2002—Tensions run high in the Miller household as Judy's steadily bickering parents (Janet Carroll, Steven Gilborn) visit for Thanksgiving, and t
10. S01E10Still ScalpingDecember 9, 2002—Judy takes Bill's advice to feign a shared interest with her boss to get a promotion. What she receives, though, are opera tickets for the s
11. S01E11Still SpendingDecember 16, 2002—Bill loans a co-worker (Chris Elliott) $300 to buy a big-screen TV without realizing the guy has a reputation for not repaying debts, which
12. S01E12Still BullyingJanuary 6, 2003—Lauren's forbidden from attending her first school dance as a punishment for bullying, which Judy recalls falling victim to as a teen. Laure
13. S01E13Still Good CopJanuary 27, 2003—Judy is sick and tired of being regarded as the family disciplinarian, while Bill gets to be the fun parent by letting the kids break the ru
14. S01E14Still ScoringFebruary 3, 2003—Bill feels inadequate in the company of Linda's physically fit boyfriend (Greg Vaughan), so he attempts to prove his own athleticism by join
15. S01E15Still RomancingFebruary 10, 2003—The humorous Valentine's Day card that Judy receives from Bill leaves her feeling as if the romance in their marriage is dead. To reignite t
16. S01E16Still HairdressingFebruary 17, 2003—Bill has to crawl back into Judy's favor by apologizing to her hairdresser (David Hasselhoff) for calling him a rip-off artist.
17. S01E17Still ExcellingMarch 10, 2003—Bill and Judy press Lauren (Renee Olstead) into handing in an elaborate tornado machine they constructed as her science project. The teacher
18. S01E18Still SistersMarch 31, 2003—Judy warns Linda against moving too fast in her love life after she gets dumped by one guy, then immediately jumps into another relationship
19. S01E19Still ChangingApril 14, 2003—Bill gets together with an old buddy whose wild and crazy ways he idolized in high school, but is disappointed to find his pal leading a str
20. S01E20Still PettingApril 28, 2003—As a favor to her beleaguered boss, Dr. Gerber (Richard Kind), Judy offers temporary shelter for his prized pet pooch. Bill goes a step furt
21. S01E21Still MomMay 5, 2003—Bill proves himself too eager to please when his master-of-the-guilt-trip mother (Sally Struthers) pays a surprise visit. That is, until Jud
22. S01E22Still PartyingMay 12, 2003—The first-season finale finds Bill and Judy abandoning their floor seats at an AC/DC concert to search for a missing Lauren, who they presum

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Still NegotiatingSeptember 22, 2003—After Judy and Bill order Lauren to drop basic math and take a more difficult algebra class, her bad attitude about schoolwork multiplies an
2. S02E02Still DrivingSeptember 29, 2003—Bill is extremely excited to teach nearly 16-year-old Brian how to drive. So excited, in fact, that after their first lesson, Bill takes the
3. S02E03Still the Bad ParentsOctober 6, 2003—Judy's role as PTA committee chairperson nets her a pool-party invite. But her newfound popularity may be sunk when she suggests the hosts'
4. S02E04Still Our KidsOctober 13, 2003—Bill and Judy's elation over Brian and Lauren entering the workforce for the first time quickly turns into frustration when both the teens g
5. S02E05Still Got ItOctober 20, 2003—Bill assumes Lauren was chosen to perform a monologue in a theater production at school because the drama instructor, with whom Bill once ha
6. S02E06Still ShopliftingOctober 27, 2003—Judy's motherly instincts tell her that Lauren's new trio of friends are a bad influence, a suspicion that seems to be confirmed when Lauren
7. S02E07Still Our Little BoyNovember 3, 2003—Bill's turning 40, which should be a time of celebration in the Miller home, but for the fact that Brian is upset at his dad for disclosing
8. S02E08Still InterferingNovember 10, 2003—Eager to relive their glory days, chaperones Bill and Judy are excited about a teen dance with an '80s theme. The same can't be said of Bria
9. S02E09Still DreamingNovember 17, 2003—Bill gets the bright idea to have Lauren (Renee Olstead) profile her Aunt Linda for a school report on role models, which leads to Lauren he
10. S02E10Still BelievingNovember 24, 2003—The Millers meet Lauren's new boyfriend's parents, whom they find unbelievably dorky and weird, and make up a lie to get out of spending any
11. S02E11Still ChristmasDecember 15, 2003—The Millers want to spend Christmas Eve at home feasting on the holiday dinner Judy's always dreamed of preparing, but Bill's mother (Sally
12. S02E12Still ResponsibleJanuary 5, 2004—Judy's parents arrive from Indiana to take the kids on a three-day trip, but cancel it when they think Judy is coming down with a cold and n
13. S02E13Still NarcingFebruary 2, 2004—Being the statistician for the school basketball team gives Brian an in with some of the more popular kids, until Bill finds out they're bei
14. S02E14Still Bill's DadFebruary 9, 2004—While visiting from Florida, Bill's macho father, Al (Paul Sorvino), decides he wants to spend some quality time with his son so he makes pl
15. S02E15Still FlirtingFebruary 16, 2004—Judy accompanies Bill to the restaurant he enjoys frequenting with his buddies and discovers the attraction isn't the food but the attractiv
16. S02E16Still GropingFebruary 23, 2004—Bill and Judy are afraid that Louise (Sally Struthers) may be bilked out of her life savings by her new gentleman friend, who works as an in
17. S02E17Still ParadingMarch 1, 2004—Bill tries to pry Brian away from his nerdy friends and get him to become closer companions with Fitz's athletic son, Scotty (Benjamin Knapp
18. S02E18Still StressingMarch 22, 2004—Brian takes a part-time job where Bill works to earn money for a tutor, but he soon adopts his dad's bad ethics and drops the notion of need
19. S02E19Still the ManApril 19, 2004—Bill defends his masculinity when he accidentally smashes Tina's dollhouse. He vows to repair it himself even though Judy doesn't believe he
20. S02E20Still Hangin' OutMay 3, 2004—Bill and Judy are jealous when they learn that a neighbor's house is the cool hang-out for teens, so they turn their garage into a fun cente
21. S02E21Still in CahootsMay 10, 2004—Bill and Judy spy on Brian and Lauren after they become suspicious that the two are making secret plans and covering up for each other. When
22. S02E22Still ChampionsMay 17, 2004—Tina is invited to a birthday party at the home of former NFL star Willie Gault, but she doesn't want to attend so Bill and Judy go without
23. S02E23Still SecedingMay 24, 2004—Brian moves out of the house and into the garage following an argument with his parents over how late he can stay out. Meanwhile, Lauren dre

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Still ScammingSeptember 20, 2004—Bill and Judy are worried that Lauren may be depressed after a doctor tells them she needs to see a therapist.
2. S03E02Still NeighborsSeptember 27, 2004—A lesbian couple (Justine Bateman, Julia Campbell) move in next door to the Millers and become upset when their 16-year-old son's grades dro
3. S03E03Still Looking for LoveOctober 4, 2004—Linda starts treating her latest loser boyfriend (James Patrick Stuart) more like a feline than a man after her cat dies, much to Bill and J
4. S03E04Still WinningOctober 11, 2004—Bill gets caught up in a fantasy card game in which players pretend to be wizards and warlocks after he learns that Brian is a champion play
5. S03E05Still AuctioningOctober 18, 2004—Bill and Judy are determined to come up with an item to auction off at a school fund-raiser that will bring in more money than the one from
6. S03E06Still CookingOctober 25, 2004—Judy learns that Bill is secretly a great cook, but he tries to hide it so he won't have to make meals for the family.
7. S03E07Still Going FirstNovember 8, 2004—Judy fears that she'll die before Bill does after learning that she has high cholesterol, so she pours out her heart to him in a letter and
8. S03E08Still CruisingNovember 15, 2004—Louise (Sally Struthers) is lonely with her boyfriend out of town, so she tries to coax Bill into spending some quality mother-son time toge
9. S03E09Still ShallowNovember 22, 2004—Bill and Judy offer conflicting dating advice to Brian, who is considering breaking up with his current girlfriend to make a move on her bes
10. S03E10Still LyingNovember 29, 2004—Bill lies to Judy about who's to blame for messing up a video of Tina's ballet recital with close-up footage of Tina's good-looking dance in
11. S03E11Still FastDecember 13, 2004—Bill and Judy are concerned that the neighbor boy, Chris (Sean Marquette), is moving too fast in his relationship with Lauren. But after a h
12. S03E12Still BondingJanuary 3, 2005—On a father-daughter outing to the mall, Bill and Lauren agree to lie to Judy about spending quality time together, then split up to do thei
13. S03E13Still AdvisingJanuary 17, 2005—Bill and Linda become unlikely allies when they both become fed up with Judy's know-it-all attitude. Trouble is, by following Bill's relatio
14. S03E14Still DrinkingJanuary 31, 2005—Brian, Lauren and their friends are caught sneaking beers, so to set a good example, Bill and Judy join other parents who've vowed not to dr
15. S03E15Still SingleFebruary 7, 2005—Fitz (Joel Murray) doesn't seem to enjoy bachelorhood nearly as much as Bill and Judy enjoy hanging out at his singles pad. Meanwhile, Linda
16. S03E16Still Not the OneFebruary 14, 2005—Louise announces she's getting hitched to her new boyfriend and, to Judy's chagrin, would like her daughter-in-law to perform the maid-of-ho
17. S03E17Still Helping OutFebruary 21, 2005—Bill and Brian lead Judy to believe that they are being Good Samaritans by spending their free time with a sickly old widow. The fact is, ho
18. S03E18Still AdmiringMarch 7, 2005—Brian has a secret e-mail admirer and he thinks it is Sarah (Tara Lipinski), the flirty 19-year-old college student who has been tutoring La
19. S03E19Still the BossMarch 21, 2005—Bill resents his new boss, Seth (Ben Savage), a 23-year-old Harvard graduate with a massive chip on his shoulder, at least at first. But his
20. S03E20Still HoldingApril 18, 2005—Bill and Judy attempt to retrieve an old stuffed bear Lauren donated to an anti-drug charity's rummage sale because it might contain their s
21. S03E21Still Mother's DayMay 2, 2005—Judy looks forward to her Mother's Day tradition of having high tea at a fancy restaurant with Helen, Linda and, for the first time, a less-
22. S03E22Still Getting MarriedMay 23, 2005—Perry's tour is canceled, so he and Linda are finally getting hitched---unless Judy can stop the wedding by convincing her little sister tha
23. S03E23Still ExchangingMay 23, 2005—Bill and Judy encourage Brian to get over his initial anxiety about traveling to Italy as part of a foreign-exchange program. But before Bri

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Still Losin' ItSeptember 21, 2005—Brian returns home from his summer in Italy to begin his senior year of high school, what Bill deems "the single greatest year of a young ma
2. S04E02Still UsingSeptember 28, 2005—Judy tries to help the neighbor boy (Jared Hillman) see that Lauren is using him, but Judy's act of concern seems to get misconstrued as fli
3. S04E03Still Selling OutOctober 5, 2005—Judy is none too pleased when Bill starts spending every waking minute with their new next-door neighbor, Kyle Polsky (Todd Stashwick), an u
4. S04E04Still Beauty & the GeekOctober 12, 2005—Attending traffic school together, Judy and Linda experience a sort of role reversal when Judy gets mistaken for a brainiac doctor, while Li
5. S04E05Still IrresponsibleOctober 19, 2005—Judy tries to limit the time Bill spends with next-door neighbor Kyle Polsky (Todd Stashwick), whom she considers a bad influence, and calls
6. S04E06Still AgingNovember 2, 2005—Judy catches Bill in a lie when he claims he took his mother-in-law, Helen (Swoosie Kurtz), to the eye doctor, but really whooped it up with
7. S04E07Still Bill Vol. 1November 9, 2005—Bill gets the little brother he never wanted when his father, Al (Paul Sorvino), visits and brings his perky new fiancée and her 9-year-old
8. S04E08Still the Fun OneNovember 23, 2005—Bill and Judy try to find new friends to do things with as couples, but they think they won't find an equally fun pair until they meet the p
9. S04E09Still Avoiding ChristmasDecember 14, 2005—There isn't much holiday spirit in the Miller home: Brian and Lauren are working, and Judy decides there will be no gift exchange with Bill.
10. S04E10Still a TeamJanuary 11, 2006—Expensive concert tickets are at the center of a game of "one-upmanship" between Bill and Judy as they try to prove who is better at finding
11. S04E11Still SweetJanuary 18, 2006—Judy is looking forward to the quality mother-daughter bonding time she's going to spend helping Lauren plan her sweet-16 birthday bash, but
12. S04E12Still DecoratingJanuary 25, 2006—Linda feels neglected by Perry and begins to spend time with the rich playboy who moved in next to Bill and Judy. Perry returns after learni
13. S04E13Still FlunkingFebruary 1, 2006—Brian is failing gym, so Bill decides to ask the coach, an old school buddy, to ease up. But the plan backfires when Bill antagonizes the ma
14. S04E14Still Out of the LoopFebruary 15, 2006—Bill decides to be a better father and takes a renewed interest in Lauren's life after he finds birth-control pills in her purse. But his di
15. S04E15Still EighteenFebruary 22, 2006—Bill takes Brian to a strip club for his 18th birthday and encourages him to embrace his new adulthood, which Brian seems to do more than hi
16. S04E16Still Saying I Love YouFebruary 22, 2006—Louise causes Judy to miss out on getting a new car on "Oprah," and Bill is caught in the middle of their feud. Meanwhile, Lauren joins Bria
17. S04E17Still CoachingMarch 1, 2006—Judy begins coaching Tina's basketball team and forces Bill to attend, causing him to miss the televised NBA games he paid to see. When he l
18. S04E18Still BadMarch 1, 2006—Judy tries for a better job with another dentist and needs the family to behave in order to impress the prospective employer, but Brian pret
19. S04E19Still DeceitfulMarch 8, 2006—Bill enjoys bonding with his father (Paul Sorvino), who appears to be a changed man on the eve of his second marriage, but a secret the elde
20. S04E20Still GraduatingMarch 8, 2006—In the fourth-season finale, Brian leaves for college, so Bill and Judy decide to remodel his room in secret, but their odd behavior leads B

Season 4 ranked & reviewed