Smack the Pony

1. S01E01Episode 1March 19, 1999—Always stretch properly before entering the swimming pool. Do people walk dogs or dogs walk people? And, really, what should you expect when
2. S01E02Episode 2March 26, 1999—Be careful who you let use the photocopier before you. There's a graphic response to the question, do you like my outfit? And two women try
3. S01E03Episode 3April 2, 1999—An exuberant case of mistaken identity. A photocopier malfunction gets a little bit cheeky. Do vitamin supplements work? And a door-stepper
4. S01E04Episode 4April 9, 1999—The heights some go to for a smoke. A home viewing gives new meaning to chimney breast. A holidaymaker gets ahead on postcard writing. And Z
5. S01E05Episode 5April 16, 1999—What happens when a surgeon pushes boundaries of medical science? Having something on one's face at a party can really escalate. Nobody like
6. S01E06Episode 6April 23, 1999—Flouting the dress code on the production line. Nurses - they're fun, right? Is pulling on a cow's big old long udders any job for a woman?
7. S01E07Episode 7April 30, 1999—The intricacies of approaching someone you fancy in the office. Intrusive thoughts continue to be a problem for one woman. And a shelf stack

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Episode 1April 13, 2000—French kissing etiquette on a first date. Applying makeup on the move. And Emma, who's looking for a sensitive tough guy with a good sense o
2. S02E02Episode 2April 20, 2000—There's some not-so-sensual coffee drinking, and Kirsty is after a gay man who fancies women. One woman has a novel way of getting served fi
3. S02E03Episode 3April 27, 2000—Following dogs in the park. A man who's got a very clingy ex-girlfriend - literally. And a vet who has trouble identifying animals doesn't f
4. S02E04Episode 4May 5, 2000—A woman is terrified as she's chased relentlessly through the streets. By a leaf. And there's wedding day woe for a bride with a sizeable si
5. S02E05Episode 5May 12, 2000—A pervy student at a life drawing class doesn't go down too well with the model. A solicitor's best legal advice all relates to Flashdance.
6. S02E06Episode 6May 19, 2000—Fishing for compliments on a date. A pub with a unique attraction. And one woman proves you never need to carry a bag when you've got a perf
7. S02E07Episode 7May 26, 2000—There's an unusual, slightly alarming find on an archaeological dig. Meanwhile, a postal worker gets more than a little upset when she strug

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Episode 1January 11, 2002—Indiscreet undercover police officers botch their case. An ex-punk with an unfortunate tattoo is searching for a date, and a woman undergoes
2. S03E02Episode 2January 18, 2002—One woman isn't happy about what her boyfriend gets up to while she's away, while another hasn't quite got the hang of sexy messaging. A doc
3. S03E03Episode 3January 25, 2002—Lessons in how to get lucky on a first date, a song about walking in the wrong shoes, and exotic dancing in public. And a drunken vet gets a
4. S03E04Episode 4February 1, 2002—From a coffee shop where it's impossible to know what to order, to a day out at the beach with a not-so romantic couple. And one man's propo
5. S03E05Episode 5February 8, 2002—Briony is looking for 'the one before The One'. A woman goes on an unnecessary trip to an STD clinic. Abattoir cheerleaders. And a frantic h
6. S03E06Episode 6February 15, 2002—A rather dubious diabetic goes into shock at a petrol station. One woman's boyfriend gives us a lesson in how not to say goodbye at the airp
7. S03E07Episode 7February 22, 2002—A Spanish woman gets lost in translation at an airport. A man puts a rather peculiar proposal to his girlfriend. A tiff between bomb disposa

Season 3 ranked & reviewed