Seinfeld

1. S01E01Season's bestGood News, Bad NewsJuly 5, 1989 7.9Jerry is excited that a woman he met on the road is coming to visit him in New York. However, he has a tough time discerning whether her int
2. S01E02The StakeoutMay 31, 1990 7.6When Jerry goes to a birthday party with Elaine, he meets a woman he'd like to ask out, but doesn't get the chance to. When she leaves befor
3. S01E03The RobberyJune 7, 1990 7.8When Jerry's apartment gets robbed, he decides to move out. George shows him a great apartment, which he plans to take… that is, until Georg
4. S01E04Male UnbondingJune 14, 1990 7.4Jerry ponders a few courses of action when he sees that he no longer has anything in common with a clingy and obnoxious childhood friend. Ge
5. S01E05The Stock TipJune 21, 1990 7.7Jerry and George invest based on an insider stock tip, but then lose touch with their inside source. A nervous Jerry lets the declining stoc

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01The Ex-GirlfriendJanuary 23, 1991 7.7Jerry begins to date George's ex - girlfriend before he discovers how clingy she is. Meanwhile George refuses to pay a physical therapist, c
2. S02E02The Pony RemarkJanuary 30, 1991 7.7Jerry worries that he may have killed an old relative, after he offends her with an off-the-cuff comment about hating kids who had ponies gr
3. S02E03The JacketFebruary 6, 1991 7.9Jerry splurges on an expensive new suede jacket, but the colorful inner lining leaves something to be desired. When Elaine does Kramer a fav
4. S02E04Season's bestThe Phone MessageFebruary 13, 1991 8.3George regrets not going upstairs for "coffee" after a date, and proceeds to leave his girlfriend a series of increasingly embarrassing phon
5. S02E05The ApartmentApril 4, 1991 8.2Jerry helps Elaine get the apartment above his, but later regrets doing so. George's experiment of wearing a wedding band to attract women g
6. S02E06The StatueApril 11, 1991 8.2Jerry finds a statue in a box of his grandfather's old things, that George wants to replace a similar one he broke as a child. When Jerry hi
7. S02E07The RevengeApril 18, 1991 8.2George quits his job in a huff, but comes to regret the decision, and is later humiliated by his boss. Jerry believes that the man at the la
8. S02E08The Heart AttackApril 25, 1991 8.0George thinks he's had a heart attack. The doctor tells him otherwise, but he might want to get his tonsils and adenoids removed. Elaine is
9. S02E09The DealMay 2, 1991 7.8Jerry and Elaine establish a new set of ground rules so they can remain friends but still sleep with each other often. With Jerry in a dilem
10. S02E10The Baby ShowerMay 16, 1991 7.6When Jerry goes out of town, Elaine uses his apartment for the baby shower of a woman George once dated. However, the party goes awry when K
11. S02E11The Chinese RestaurantMay 23, 1991 8.2Jerry, Elaine, and George endure a series of misadventures while waiting the entire episode to get a table at a Chinese restaurant.
12. S02E12The BusboyJune 26, 1991 8.2George continuously yet inadvertently meddles in the life of a busboy. Elaine has a man come to visit her for a week, we she soon finds is f

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01The NoteSeptember 18, 1991 7.9Jerry and George's massages end up being more pain than pleasure when Jerry has a misunderstanding with the masseusse and George gets his ma
2. S03E02The TruthSeptember 25, 1991 8.0Jerry's audit becomes more trouble than he can handle when George breaks up with the former IRS worker who was helping Jerry, and she ends u
3. S03E03The PenOctober 2, 1991 8.2Jerry and Elaine travel to Florida to see Jerry's parents which they soon regret when Elaine injures her back on a fold - out couch and Jerr
4. S03E04The DogOctober 9, 1991 7.8When a fellow airline passenger is sent to hospital, Jerry gets stuck watching his unruly dog for several days. With Jerry stuck in his apar
5. S03E05The LibraryOctober 16, 1991 8.1Jerry is investigated by the library for a book he checked out in 1971 and never returned. Elaine fears for her career when her boss hates h
6. S03E06The Parking GarageOctober 30, 1991 8.2The gang experience a series of misadventures while trying to find Kramer's car in a mall parking garage.
7. S03E07The CafeNovember 6, 1991 8.3Jerry tries helping the owner of a small restaurant attract customers by giving him a suggestion. George must take an IQ test for his latest
8. S03E08The TapeNovember 13, 1991 8.3While listening to a tape of his previous nights show, Jerry hears the voice of a mysterious woman who talks dirty into his tape recorder an
9. S03E09The Nose JobNovember 20, 1991 8.4Jerry's brain and penis play chess against one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model with whom the "sex is great"
10. S03E10The StrandedNovember 27, 1991 7.8Jerry & Elaine go to a party with George, while there they send signals to each other to get out of bad party conversations. Afterward,
11. S03E11The Alternate SideDecember 4, 1991 7.8Jerry's car is stolen and the criminal picks up his car phone. George decides to take a fill-in job moving cars from one side of the street
12. S03E12The Red DotDecember 11, 1991 8.3Jerry is the unwitting cause of Elaine's boyfriend falling off the wagon. Elaine gets George a job, so he buys her a gift, an $85 cashmere s
13. S03E13The SubwayJanuary 8, 1992 8.3Everyone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway. George meets a beautiful woman who distracts him from his
14. S03E14The Pez DispenserJanuary 15, 1992 8.4Kramer joins the "Polar Bear Club." Jerry gets one of Kramer's Pez dispensers which makes Elaine laugh during a piano recital of George's gi
15. S03E15The SuicideJanuary 29, 1992 8.1Elaine needs to fast before an x-ray, so she tries stuffing herself three days before the test. After his neighbor Martin tries suicide, Jer
16. S03E16Season's bestThe Fix-UpFebruary 5, 1992 8.9After selling each other on the idea, Jerry and Elaine sell George and Elaine's friend on a blind date, then they await the results. They pr
17. S03E17The Boyfriend (1)February 12, 1992 8.6Jerry becomes increasingly jealous of Elaine's relationship with Keith Hernandez. The unemployed George Constanza schemes to collect unemplo
18. S03E18The Boyfriend (2)February 12, 1992 8.3Jerry becomes increasingly jealous of Elaine's relationship with Keith Hernandez. The unemployed George Constanza schemes to collect unemplo
19. S03E19The LimoFebruary 26, 1992 8.8Jerry and George lie their way into a limo heading for Madison Square Garden to, or so they think, a Knicks/Bulls basketball game. Along the
20. S03E20The Good SamaritanMarch 4, 1992 8.0Jerry trails a hit-and-run driver but is attracted to her and begins dating her; he later learns her victim was a longtime quarry and dates
21. S03E21The LetterMarch 25, 1992 7.9Jerry learns that his new artist friend, from whom George has been forced to buy a painting, plagiarized a letter to keep him from breaking
22. S03E22The Parking SpaceApril 22, 1992 7.3Coming from an outing to a flea market in New Jersey, Elaine and George damage Jerry's car when George drives over a large pothole. When the
23. S03E23The KeysMay 6, 1992 7.6Jerry is fed up with Kramer coming into his apartment any time he feels like it and asks him to return his spare set of keys. Kramer begrudg

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01The Trip (1)August 12, 1992 7.3When Jerry is asked to appear on The Tonight Show in Los Angeles, George accompanies him to look for Kramer.
2. S04E02The Trip (2)August 19, 1992 7.8Kramer is arrested when he is mistaken for a serial killer. After he is exonerated, Jerry, George, and he return to New York.
3. S04E03The PitchSeptember 16, 1992 8.3NBC executives ask Jerry to come up with an idea for a TV series. George decides he can be a sitcom writer and comes up with "nothing." Kram
4. S04E04The TicketSeptember 16, 1992 8.0Newman uses Kramer as his witness when the former refuses to pay for a speeding ticket.
5. S04E05The Wallet (1)September 23, 1992 7.8Jerry is asked to explain to his parents why he does not wear the watch they gave him. Morty Seinfeld thinks his wallet to have been stolen
6. S04E06The Watch (2)September 30, 1992 7.8Jerry tries to buy his watch back from Uncle Leo, who found it in the garbage, having been thrown there by Jerry. George tries to resurrect
7. S04E07The Bubble BoyOctober 7, 1992 7.8Jerry agrees to visit a boy who lives in a plastic bubble on the way to Susan's parents' cabin. Jerry and Elaine, however, get lost; George
8. S04E08The Cheever LettersOctober 28, 1992 7.8Jerry offends Elaine's assistant. Kramer makes a contact for Cuban cigars. A box of letters from John Cheever is all that remains after Susa
9. S04E09The OperaNovember 4, 1992 7.6Elaine unknowingly is dating Crazy Joe Davola, who has just left a threatening message on Jerry's recorder.
10. S04E10The VirginNovember 11, 1992 8.0Not having come up for a script for their new sitcom, George and Jerry now have to face the music when they meet with NBC executives. George
11. S04E11The ContestNovember 18, 1992 8.9After George is caught masturbating by his mother, the four main characters devise a contest to see who can go the longest without pleasurin
12. S04E12The AirportNovember 25, 1992 8.6Jerry and Elaine fly back to New York. Jerry travels on first class while Elaine on coach. George and Kramer run into trouble while trying t
13. S04E13The PickDecember 16, 1992 9.0George lobbies to get Susan back, only to regret the success of his efforts. Tia (the model Jerry met in "The Airport") dumps Jerry after sh
14. S04E14The MovieJanuary 6, 1993 8.7Jerry does a set at a comedy club, then goes to meet George, Elaine, and Kramer afterward to see a screening of Checkmate. However, a simple
15. S04E15The VisaJanuary 27, 1993 8.4George meets an attractive lawyer, Cheryl, who is impressed by his sense of humor. George attempts to keep Elaine and Jerry from meeting Che
16. S04E16The ShoesFebruary 4, 1993 8.8Elaine cant seem to figure out why her shoes are a subject of conversation. Jerry and George pitch their pilot to NBC, but the deal is nearl
17. S04E17The OutingFebruary 11, 1993 9.2A prank by Elaine leads a newspaper journalist to think that Jerry and George are gay.
18. S04E18The Old ManFebruary 18, 1993 8.5Elaine gets the gang to volunteer at an old folks' home. She gets freaked out by hers, George gets fired by his guy, and Jerry loses his. Kr
19. S04E19Season's bestThe ImplantFebruary 25, 1993 9.3Jerry insists that his new girlfriend has implants. But she keeps insisting that they're "real and spectacular". The mystery goes even deepe
20. S04E20The Junior MintMarch 18, 1993 9.3Elaine's ex-boyfriend is recovering in the hospital and has surgery. The gang goes to visit. Kramer gets the idea to paint his apartment to
21. S04E21The Smelly CarApril 15, 1993 9.3Jerry and Elaine realize that the valet who parked Jerry's car has really bad B.O. Jerry soon realizes that the smell isn't just a mere odor
22. S04E22The Handicap SpotMay 13, 1993 8.8At Kramer's insistence, George parks his Dad's car in a handicap spot. After a woman is injured because of it, George becomes his Dad's butl
23. S04E23The Pilot (1)May 20, 1993 8.6"Jerry"'s pilot finally airs. Elaine avoids the romantic pursue of Dalrymple.
24. S04E24The Pilot (2)May 20, 1993 8.8"Jerry"'s pilot finally airs. Elaine avoids the romantic pursue of Dalrymple.

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01The MangoSeptember 16, 1993 8.8Elaine makes a startling confession.
2. S05E02The Puffy ShirtSeptember 23, 1993 8.8Kramer and his soft-spoken friend Leslie start a new line of clothing and Jerry accidentally agrees to wear it on the Today show.
3. S05E03The GlassesSeptember 30, 1993 8.5George loses his glasses at the health club.
4. S05E04The Sniffing AccountantOctober 7, 1993 8.2The gang gets suspicious of their accountant.
5. S05E05The BrisOctober 14, 1993 7.8Jerry and Elaine are asked to be godparents.
6. S05E06The Lip ReaderOctober 28, 1993 8.7George decides to use Jerry's girlfriend to spy on his friends by having her read their lips. Kramer claims he can also read lips and tries
7. S05E07The Non-Fat YogurtNovember 4, 1993 8.6Kramer invests in a new non-fat yogurt store.
8. S05E08Season's bestThe BarberNovember 11, 1993 9.3Jerry regrets giving his longtime barber the heave-ho after he gets a ridiculous-looking haircut. George gets a job interview but the boss l
9. S05E09The MasseuseNovember 18, 1993 8.6Jerry gets mad when he dates a masseuse. Kramer and George get massages while Jerry doesn't. Meanwhile, Elaine's new boyfriend is Joel Rifki
10. S05E10The Cigar Store IndianDecember 9, 1993 8.8Jerry is deemed a racist when he purchases a Native American statue for Elaine. Kramer tries to get Elaine's company to publish his coffee t
11. S05E11The ConversionDecember 16, 1993 8.3George decides to convert to Latvian Orthodox to impress a girl, against his angry parents' objections. Meanwhile, Kramer converts a nun at
12. S05E12The StallJanuary 6, 1994 8.6Jerry's new girlfriend and Elaine have an argument at the toilet, unaware of each other's identities. Jerry finds himself in an awkward posi
13. S05E13The Dinner PartyFebruary 3, 1994 7.3En route to a dinner party, Jerry and Elaine stop off at a bakery and get held up when the bakery runs out of what they want to purchase. Me
14. S05E14The Marine BiologistFebruary 10, 1994 8.6George starts dating a woman who (told by Jerry) thinks George is a marine biologist. Elaine's electronic organizer injures a person after b
15. S05E15The PieFebruary 17, 1994 8.0While shopping for a new suit for a job interview, George and the others stumble upon a mannequin which scarily resembles Elaine. Meanwhile
16. S05E16The Stand-InFebruary 24, 1994 8.6Kramer gets a job with Mickey as a TV stand-in. Jerry sets Elaine up with a guy who he says would be perfect for her. At the end of their fi
17. S05E17The WifeMarch 17, 1994 8.6While Jerry keeps up the pretense of a pretend marriage with new girlfriend, Meryl, so she can share his dry cleaning discount, Elaine tries
18. S05E18The Raincoats (1)April 28, 1994 8.5In this two-part episode, Jerry's parents are visiting before leaving for France which prevents Jerry from having alone time with his new gi
19. S05E19The Raincoats (2)April 28, 1994 8.5In this two-part episode, Jerry's parents are visiting before leaving for France which prevents Jerry from having alone time with his new gi
20. S05E20The FireMay 5, 1994 8.5Kramer pitches his idea for a coffee table book about coffee tables. Kramer takes Toby to see Jerry's act but she heckle's him from the audi
21. S05E21The HamptonsMay 12, 1994 9.0The gang goes to the Hamptons for the weekend to visit Elaine's friend new baby.
22. S05E22The OppositeMay 19, 1994 9.2George decides to turn his life around by doing the exact opposite of what he would usually do. Elaine is having a lot of bad luck. Jerry ke

Season 5 ranked & reviewed

1. S06E01The ChaperoneSeptember 22, 1994 8.5Jerry dates a Miss America contestant.
2. S06E02The Big SaladSeptember 29, 1994 8.3Kramer thinks that a simple penalty stroke may have driven his golf partner, Steve Gennison, to murder a dry cleaner. Jerry is stunned to le
3. S06E03Season's bestThe Pledge DriveOctober 6, 1994 9.0Kramer finds Jerry's old birthday checks from his grandmother and insists he deposits them, which puts Nana in unexpected debt. Elaine accid
4. S06E04The Chinese WomanOctober 13, 1994 8.7George's telephone line crosses with that of a woman named Donna Chang, and everyone seeks her advice when she convinces them that she's Chi
5. S06E05The CouchOctober 27, 1994 8.7Elaine dates a moving guy, and things are going well for her until Jerry wants to know what his opinion on abortion is. Poppy returns and he
6. S06E06The GymnastNovember 3, 1994 8.5George's girlfriend's mom thinks he is a bum when she catches George eating an éclair out of the trash can, among various other coincidences
7. S06E07The SoupNovember 10, 1994 8.7Kramer convinces Jerry to get a free Armani suit from hack comic Kenny Bania. But when Bania decides that he doesn't want anything except fo
8. S06E08The Mom & Pop StoreNovember 17, 1994 8.0George buys a convertible he thinks was once owned by Jon Voight. Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business. Elaine answers a radio
9. S06E09The SecretaryDecember 8, 1994 8.7George gets a secretary, saying he will go for efficiency and smarts rather than beauty. He hires a librarian-esque woman, only to find hims
10. S06E10The RaceDecember 15, 1994 9.0Jerry dates a girl named Lois, though her boss is Duncan Meyer, an old high school rival of Jerry's, who Jerry once defeated in a track meet
11. S06E11The SwitchJanuary 5, 1995 8.2Elaine loans Mr. Pitt's expensive tennis racket to an executive from Doubleday who hints there may be a job opening for Elaine soon. Jerry's
12. S06E12The Label MakerJanuary 19, 1995 8.0Tim Whatley gives Jerry a label maker as a thank you for his Super Bowl tickets. George is uncomfortable with his girlfriend's male roommate
13. S06E13The ScofflawJanuary 26, 1995 8.4When George learns that their friend Gary never had cancer as he claimed, he promises to keep it a secret from Jerry. Elaine gets all tied u
14. S06E14Highlights of a Hundred (1)February 2, 1995 8.7For the series' 100th episode, Jerry Seinfeld hosts a one hour retrospective with clips from previous episodes: the idea for a show about no
15. S06E15Highlights of a Hundred (2)February 2, 1995 8.7For the series' 100th episode, Jerry Seinfeld hosts a one hour retrospective with clips from previous episodes: the idea for a show about no
16. S06E16The BeardFebruary 9, 1995 8.2Elaine attempts to convert a gay man to heterosexuality. Kramer sets George up with a woman and, not having a photograph, describes her to a
17. S06E17The Kiss HelloFebruary 16, 1995 8.3Kramer tries to create a Utopian society when he puts up pictures of all the residents of his and Jerry's building. Jerry doesn't mind until
18. S06E18The DoormanFebruary 23, 1995 8.5Elaine house-sits for Mr. Pitt. Jerry goes to meet up with her to go to the movies and winds up offending the Doorman. So to make up for it,
19. S06E19The JimmyMarch 16, 1995 8.7The gang has various encounters with a man named Jimmy, who talks about himself in the 3rd person. Jerry suspects Tim Whatley and his assist
20. S06E20The DoodleApril 6, 1995 8.8George dates a girl from Elaine's art class and wonders whether or not her humorous caricature of him is a sign that she likes him or not. T
21. S06E21The Fusilli JerryApril 27, 1995 8.8Kramer gets new license plates, but a DMV screw-up gives him a new vanity license plate. George's mom gets plastic surgery. Jerry tells Pudd
22. S06E22The Diplomat's ClubMay 4, 1995 8.4Jerry's new agent thinks he's a celebrity who needs his hand held on every little decision. After she tells him that the pilot who flew the
23. S06E23The Face PainterMay 11, 1995 8.5Jerry scores premium tickets to a New Jersey Devils playoff game. But Jerry gets weirded out when Puddy shows up at the game and paints his
24. S06E24The UnderstudyMay 18, 1995 8.5Jerry begins to date a girl who is an understudy for Bette Midler in her new Broadway musical, Rochelle, Rochelle. Jerry, George and Kramer

Season 6 ranked & reviewed

1. S07E01The EngagementSeptember 21, 1995 9.2Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new apartment because of a dog that keeps barking. Meanwhile, George gets back together with Susan Ross
2. S07E02The PostponementSeptember 28, 1995 9.0Feeling overwhelmed, George wants to postpone marrying Susan.
3. S07E03The MaestroOctober 5, 1995 7.8Elaine dates the conductor of an orchestra who insists everyone calls him "Maestro."
4. S07E04The WinkOctober 12, 1995 8.8Jerry squirts grapefruit into George's eye at breakfast, and for the rest of the day George is misinterpreted because everyone thinks he is
5. S07E05The Hot TubOctober 19, 1995 8.8George picks up a bad habit from some visiting baseball officials. During the time of the New York City Marathon, Elaine has an out of count
6. S07E06Season's bestThe Soup NaziNovember 2, 1995 9.6A soup stand owner obsesses about his customers' ordering procedure, but his soup is so good that people line up down the block for it anywa
7. S07E07The Secret CodeNovember 9, 1995 8.2George refuses to give anyone his secret code (BOSCO). Kramer buys a police scanner. Jerry does a series of ads for Leapin' Larry's Applianc
8. S07E08The Pool GuyNovember 16, 1995 7.3Jerry has a hard time telling the pool guy at his new health club that there isn't room for a 5th member of the group. George's worlds colli
9. S07E09The SpongeDecember 7, 1995 8.6After learning that her prophylactic of choice is being discontinued, Elaine buys a case of Today sponges and scrutinizes her dates for thei
10. S07E10The GumDecember 14, 1995 8.5Lloyd Braun comes back from the insane asylum. Kramer takes him under his wing and convinces Jerry to buy gum from him and wear glasses that
11. S07E11The RyeJanuary 4, 1996 7.8After George's parents take back the bread they gifted to Susan's parents, George makes Jerry find another loaf and tries to appease Susan's
12. S07E12The CaddyJanuary 25, 1996 8.7Elaine's former acquaintance Sue Ellen Mischkie returns and angers Elaine by not wearing a bra, in response Elaine buys her a bra for her bi
13. S07E13The SevenFebruary 1, 1996 8.0George meets Susan's cousins. The wife is expecting a baby and they are having a hard time agreeing on the name. George reveals that he want
14. S07E14The Cadillac (1)February 8, 1996 8.8In this hour-long episode, Jerry decides to buy his father a Cadillac. Unfortunately, doing so puts Morty in the hot seat with the condo boa
15. S07E15The Cadillac (2)February 8, 1996 8.4In this hour-long episode, Jerry decides to buy his father a Cadillac. Unfortunately, doing so puts Morty in the hot seat with the condo boa
16. S07E16The Shower HeadFebruary 15, 1996 8.8Peterman wants Elaine to go to Africa, but when Elaine tests positive for Opium in her physical, that means no dice. George tries to convinc
17. S07E17The DollFebruary 22, 1996 9.0George freaks out when he discovers that Susan has a doll that looks exactly like his mother. Jerry decides to use that as a bit on the Char
18. S07E18The Friars ClubMarch 7, 1996 7.8Jerry has a hard time getting membership in the Friar's Club when the Flying Santos Brothers take his jacket during a show. Meanwhile, Elain
19. S07E19The Wig MasterApril 4, 1996 7.0Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Kramer gets to wear the coat and is
20. S07E20The CalzoneApril 25, 1996 8.4George gets Steinbrenner hooked on eggplant calzones from a local Italian restaurant. But George gets banned from the restaurant when he's a
21. S07E21The Bottle Deposit (1)May 2, 1996 8.0A garage mechanic steals Jerry's car. Elaine tries to win J. Peterman JFK's presidential golf clubs at an auction. George is asked to work o
22. S07E22The Bottle Deposit (2)May 2, 1996 8.4A garage mechanic steals Jerry's car. Elaine tries to win J. Peterman JFK's presidential golf clubs at an auction. George is asked to work o
23. S07E23The Wait OutMay 9, 1996 8.4A comment from George ends up causing a married couple to get divorced and Jerry and Elaine to date the soon-to-be exes. Kramer tries wearin
24. S07E24The InvitationsMay 16, 1996 8.9It's finally time for George and Susan's wedding. George doesn't think he can go through with the wedding. But when Susan puts George in cha

Season 7 ranked & reviewed

1. S08E01The FoundationSeptember 19, 1996 8.5George enjoys the single life. Elaine takes over the catalog when J. Peterman suddenly goes missing. Kramer is taking karate lessons.
2. S08E02The Soul MateSeptember 26, 1996 8.7George thinks the Board of Directors are talking behind his back. Kramer has a crush on Jerry's new girlfriend. Elaine doesn't see the big d
3. S08E03The Bizarro JerryOctober 3, 1996 9.0George uses Susan's death to pick up women. Elaine's new friend is Jerry's exact opposite. Jerry's new girlfriend has manly hands. Kramer pr
4. S08E04The Little KicksOctober 10, 1996 8.8Jerry is forced to bootleg a movie for Kramer's friend. George tries the "bad boy" image. No one has the heart to tell Elaine that she's a t
5. S08E05The PackageOctober 17, 1996 8.4A mysterious package arrives for Jerry. Elaine is curious about what the doctors are writing in her records. George tries to hit on the cute
6. S08E06The FatiguesOctober 31, 1996 8.3Jerry's new girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania. Kramer volunteers to host a Jewish singles mixer. George tries to study up on risk manageme
7. S08E07The ChecksNovember 7, 1996 8.5Jerry gets hundreds of royalty checks, worth 12 cents each, for appearing on a Japanese TV program and gets writer's cramp. George and Jerry
8. S08E08The Chicken RoasterNovember 14, 1996 8.4Kenny Rogers' Roasters sets up shop across the street from Jerry and Kramer's apartment. Elaine gets comfortable in her position as presiden
9. S08E09The AbstinenceNovember 21, 1996 7.6Abstinence allows George to become a genius, but it turns Elaine into an idiot. Jerry gets bumped from career day at his old Jr. High School
10. S08E10The Andrea DoriaDecember 19, 1996 8.4A survivor of a shipwreck beats George out of an apartment, so George decides to tell the landlords the tragedies of his life in hopes of ge
11. S08E11The Little JerryJanuary 9, 1997 8.5Jerry bounces a check. Kramer buys a live chicken. George dates a female convict. Elaine dates a man who shaves his head.
12. S08E12The MoneyJanuary 16, 1997 8.0Jerry's parents believe he is financially unstable. Kramer has trouble sleeping with his girlfriend. Elaine enjoys her position as President
13. S08E13The ComebackJanuary 30, 1997 8.7George tries to come up with a good comeback after someone insults him. Elaine falls in love with a mysterious employee at the video store.
14. S08E14The Van Buren BoysFebruary 6, 1997 8.7Kramer gets mixed up with a gang when he is mugged by them and mistakenly shows their secret sign.
15. S08E15The SusieFebruary 13, 1997 8.3Kramer sets his watch an hour ahead. George tries to avoid a breakup with his girlfriend. A colleague keeps calling Elaine, Susie. Jerry gam
16. S08E16The PotholeFebruary 20, 1997 7.6Jerry accidentally drops his girlfriends toothbrush in the toilet. George loses his car keys in a newly paved pothole. Elaine orders food fr
17. S08E17The English PatientMarch 13, 1997 8.0Elaine is dragged to see the movie "The English Patient" on multiple occasions, even though she absolutely hates the film.
18. S08E18The NapApril 10, 1997 8.8George takes a nap under his desk. Kramer swims in the East River. Jerry has some maintenance done on his kitchen. Elaine's new boyfriend bu
19. S08E19Season's bestThe Yada YadaApril 24, 1997 9.2George's new girlfriend keeps including "Yada Yada" in her stories. Jerry is offended by Tim Whatley's Jewish jokes. Elaine tries to help he
20. S08E20The MillenniumMay 1, 1997 8.8Kramer and Newman compete during the early planning of each of their millennium parties.
21. S08E21The Muffin TopsMay 8, 1997 8.8Elaine opens a new bakery that sells only the tops of the muffins.
22. S08E22The Summer of GeorgeMay 15, 1997 8.5Unemployed again, George decides to have a "memorable" summer. Jerry's new girlfriend has another dude. Kramer wins a Tony Award. A new girl

Season 8 ranked & reviewed

1. S09E01The Butter ShaveSeptember 25, 1997 8.5Kramer discovers the amazing yet unknown uses of butter, but accidentally fries himself after using it as sunscreen.
2. S09E02The VoiceOctober 2, 1997 8.4George's colleagues try to force him to leave. Jerry makes fun of his girlfriend's bellybutton. Kramer hires an intern. Elaine gets back tog
3. S09E03The Serenity NowOctober 9, 1997 9.0Jerry opens up his feelings. Elaine is getting hit on by the Jews. Kramer gets a screen door. George helps his father sell computers.
4. S09E04The BloodOctober 16, 1997 9.0Jerry's parents hire their friend Izzy Mandelbaum to become Jerry's personal trainer while George decides to associate food and television w
5. S09E05The Junk MailOctober 30, 1997 8.0Kramer is annoyed with the catalogs he keeps getting in the mail. Elaine falls in love with a guy because of his smile. George's parents are
6. S09E06The Merv Griffin ShowNovember 6, 1997 8.5George runs over a flock of pigeons. Jerry's new girlfriend has a toy collection. A new co-worker is freaking Elaine out. Kramer rebuilds th
7. S09E07The SlicerNovember 13, 1997 8.8Elaine borrows Kramer's meat slicer to feed her neighbor's cat while George tries to hide his not-so-great past from his new boss.
8. S09E08Season's bestThe BetrayalNovember 20, 1997 9.1The gang goes to a wedding in India in this special episode told in reverse. Meanwhile, Kramer uses his superstition to try to make sure he
9. S09E09The ApologyDecember 11, 1997 8.0Jerry dates a nudist, and George seeks an apology from an old friend.
10. S09E10The StrikeDecember 18, 1997 9.0Jerry goes out with a woman who is beautiful one day and ugly the next. Kramer goes back to work at H&H Bagels. George makes up a charit
11. S09E11The DealershipJanuary 8, 1998 8.0Jerry looks to buy a new car from Elaine's boyfriend. George tries to find a snack. Kramer test drives a car.
12. S09E12The Reverse PeepholeJanuary 15, 1998 7.8Elaine is embarrassed by Puddy's fur coat. Kramer tries to keep Newman from getting evicted. George carries everything in his wallet. Jerry
13. S09E13The CartoonJanuary 29, 1998 8.7Sally Weaver makes fun of Jerry. George's new girlfriend looks just like Jerry. Kramer takes a vow of silence. Elaine gets a job drawing car
14. S09E14The StrongboxFebruary 5, 1998 7.8George's new girlfriend refuses to break up with him. Jerry doesn't help out a neighbor. Elaine's new boyfriend is poor. Kramer tries to fin
15. S09E15The WizardFebruary 26, 1998 8.5Jerry goes down to Florida for his father's birthday. George tries to avoid Susan's parents. Elaine can't figure out her new boyfriend's nat
16. S09E16The BurningMarch 19, 1998 8.0Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. George
17. S09E17The BookstoreApril 9, 1998 8.0George is forced to buy a book he brought into the bathroom. Jerry finds out that his Uncle Leo is a shop lifter. Elaine doesn't want to be
18. S09E18The FroggerApril 23, 1998 8.0George tries to acquire an old Frogger machine on which he's held the top score since high school.
19. S09E19The MaidApril 30, 1998 8.0Jerry winds up dating the maid he hired, and she starts to slack off on her duties.
20. S09E20The Puerto Rican DayMay 7, 1998 7.7Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine get stuck in standstill traffic due to the massive Puerto Rican Day Parade.
21. S09E21The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))May 14, 1998 8.4Just as the four are about to go to the movies, Jerry looks back on the past nine years with the audience.
22. S09E22The Clip Show (2) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (2))May 14, 1998 8.4Just as the four are about to go to the movies, Jerry looks back on the past nine years with the audience.
23. S09E23The Finale (1)May 14, 1998 8.0After George and Jerry land a production deal with NBC, the four head out for Paris on NBC's private plane and are waylaid in a small Massac
24. S09E24The Finale (2)May 14, 1998 7.8After George and Jerry land a production deal with NBC, the four head out for Paris on NBC's private plane and are waylaid in a small Massac

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