Roseanne

1. S01E01Life and StuffOctober 18, 1988 9.7Roseanne and Dan, parents of a low income family, deal with the trials and tribulations of suburban domesticity. Roseanne must keep her sani
2. S01E02We're in the MoneyOctober 25, 1988 9.3Although Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan's $500 advance on themselves, neither can resist the temptation.
3. S01E03D-I-V-O-R-C-ENovember 1, 1988 9.3Jackie babysits while Roseanne and Dan go out to a formal restaurant dinner -- at which they see a recently divorced friend.
4. S01E04Language LessonsNovember 22, 1988 9.3A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about his sister-in-law; Darlene has a bone to pick with D.J.
5. S01E05Radio DaysNovember 29, 1988 9.3A songwriting contest unleashes creativity in Dan and Roseanne, while Booker unleashes uncontrolled impulses in Jackie.
6. S01E06Lovers' LanesDecember 6, 1988 9.3Roseanne sees Becky and her first boyfriend at a bowling alley. Jackie and Booker make a bet, if Booker wins, Jackie has to spend the night
7. S01E07The Memory GameDecember 13, 1988 9.3Roseanne discovers that Dan had a one-night stand with her high-school nemesis years ago.
8. S01E08Here's to Good FriendsDecember 20, 1988 9.3Roseanne and Jackie help Crystal drown her sorrows over breaking up with her lover by taking her to the Lobo Lounge for a few pink squirrels
9. S01E09Dan's Birthday BashJanuary 3, 1989 9.0Dan's birthday bash at the Lobo Lounge is interrupted by a bully who picks a fight with Dan at the pool table.
10. S01E10SaturdayJanuary 10, 1989 9.3Roseanne bets Dan he'll never finish repairing his truck.
11. S01E11Season's bestCanoga TimeJanuary 17, 1989 10.0Dan can't bear to part with the "junk" Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale; Darlene forges a passing grade on her report card.
12. S01E12The Monday Through Friday ShowJanuary 24, 1989 10.0Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary; Becky refuses to dissect a frog in biology class; Darlene finds
13. S01E13Bridge Over Troubled SonnyJanuary 31, 1989 10.0Crystal struggles to cope with the death of her husband; Darlene decides it's cool to smoke.
14. S01E14Father's DayFebruary 7, 1989 10.0Roseanne steps in to referee when Dan's visiting father pontificates about Dan wasting time working as a contractor.
15. S01E15Nightmare on Oak StreetFebruary 14, 1989 10.0Darlene's bad dreams aren't due to the scary movies she's been watching.
16. S01E16Mall StoryFebruary 21, 1989 10.0Roseanne takes her reluctant family on a shopping spree at the Lanford mall.
17. S01E17Becky's ChoiceFebruary 28, 1989 10.0Becky is eager for the dinner party with Chip and his parents to come to an end.
18. S01E18The Slice of LifeMarch 7, 1989 10.0Darlene's emergency appendectormy makes Roseanne anxious and guilty over having yelled at Darlene earlier.
19. S01E19Workin' OvertimeMarch 14, 1989—After two weeks of overtime at work and chaos at home, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner.
20. S01E20Toto, We're Not in Kansas AnymoreMarch 28, 1989 10.0As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie who hasn't returned from her t
21. S01E21Death and StuffApril 11, 1989—The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.
22. S01E22Dear Mom and DadApril 18, 1989—An unannounced visit by Roseanne's parents has the Conner house in an uproar.
23. S01E23Let's Call It QuitsMay 2, 1989—Roseanne has difficulty accepting new rules from a tough new supervisor at the factory.

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Inherit the WindSeptember 12, 1989—Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school coun
2. S02E02The Little SisterSeptember 19, 1989—Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets c
3. S02E03Guilt by DisassociationSeptember 26, 1989—Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.
4. S02E04Somebody Stole My GalOctober 3, 1989—After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship.
5. S02E05House of Grown-UpsOctober 10, 1989—Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-
6. S02E06Five of a KindOctober 24, 1989—A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.
7. S02E07BOO!October 31, 1989—The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.
8. S02E08Sweet DreamsNovember 7, 1989—Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fant
9. S02E09We Gather TogetherNovember 21, 1989—On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.
10. S02E10Brain-Dead Poets SocietyNovember 28, 1989—Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until R
11. S02E11LobocopDecember 5, 1989—When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an a
12. S02E12No TalkingDecember 12, 1989—Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.
13. S02E13Chicken HeartsJanuary 2, 1990—Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.
14. S02E14One for the RoadJanuary 9, 1990—When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.
15. S02E15An Officer and a GentlemanJanuary 23, 1990—When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.
16. S02E16Born to Be WildJanuary 30, 1990—Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect thei
17. S02E17HairFebruary 6, 1990—Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.
18. S02E18I'm HungryFebruary 13, 1990—Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.
19. S02E19All of MeFebruary 20, 1990—Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.
20. S02E20To Tell the TruthFebruary 27, 1990—Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.
21. S02E21Fender BenderMarch 20, 1990 8.0Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.
22. S02E22April Fool's DayApril 10, 1990 8.0On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.
23. S02E23Season's bestFathers and DaughtersMay 1, 1990 8.5In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.
24. S02E24Happy BirthdayMay 8, 1990 8.0Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01The TestSeptember 18, 1990 7.5Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.
2. S03E02Friends and RelativesSeptember 25, 1990 7.5Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.
3. S03E03Like, a VirginOctober 2, 1990 8.0Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk" unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
4. S03E04Like, a New JobOctober 9, 1990 9.0Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
5. S03E05Goodbye, Mr. RightOctober 16, 1990 7.5After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Poli
6. S03E06Becky, Beds and BoysOctober 23, 1990 9.0Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.
7. S03E07Trick or TreatOctober 30, 1990 7.5Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.
8. S03E08Season's bestPMS, I Love YouNovember 6, 1990 10.0Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
9. S03E09Bird is the WordNovember 13, 1990 9.5Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo – which makes her suddenly popular at school – but Roseanne is
10. S03E10Dream LoverNovember 27, 1990 9.0Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
11. S03E11Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?December 4, 1990 9.0Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/
12. S03E12ConfessionsDecember 18, 1990 8.5An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.
13. S03E13The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father (1)January 8, 1991 9.0Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.
14. S03E14The Wedding (2)January 15, 1991 9.0Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.
15. S03E15Becky Doesn't Live Here AnymoreJanuary 22, 1991 8.5Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.
16. S03E16Home-EcFebruary 5, 1991 9.0Darlene is embarrassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to de
17. S03E17Valentine's DayFebruary 12, 1991 8.5Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she like
18. S03E18Communicable TheaterFebruary 19, 1991—Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
19. S03E19Vegas InterruptusFebruary 26, 1991—Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
20. S03E20Her Boyfriend's BackMarch 12, 1991—Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend Mark borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his or
21. S03E21Troubles with the RubblesMarch 26, 1991—The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.
22. S03E22Second Time AroundApril 2, 1991—Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up
23. S03E23Dances with DarleneApril 30, 1991—Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball s
24. S03E24Scenes from a BarbecueMay 7, 1991—The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.
25. S03E25The Pied Piper of LanfordMay 14, 1991—Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01A Bitter Pill to SwallowSeptember 17, 1991—Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.
2. S04E02Take My Bike ... Please!September 24, 1991—Roseanne and Dan open up shop at Lanford Custom Cycle, but selling a bike proves an exhausting challenge, as does keeping the household fine
3. S04E03Why Jackie Becomes a TruckerOctober 1, 1991—Jackie awakens and is horrified to find that she has slept with Arnie; Dan invites Leon home for the weekly poker game; DJ trades his comics
4. S04E04Darlene Fades to BlackOctober 8, 1991—Darlene slips into a depressive state, wanting to wear only black, watch TV and be left alone; Becky wants a motorcycle.
5. S04E05Tolerate Thy NeighborOctober 15, 1991—Roseanne's new neighbors the Bowmans are burgled while they are out of town -- and hold Roseanne responsible.
6. S04E06Trick Me Up, Trick Me DownOctober 29, 1991—Roseanne is convinced that Kathy Bowman will take revenge for the Hallowe'en prank she played on her; Jackie flirts with a moose at the Lodg
7. S04E07Vegas (1)November 5, 1991—Arnie decides to wed Nancy in Las Vegas, inviting Dan and Roseanne to stand up for them.
8. S04E08Vegas, Vegas (2)November 12, 1991—The Conners risk getting thrown out of a Vegas nightclub, and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.
9. S04E09Stressed to KillNovember 19, 1991—Becky gets into hot water for helping Darlene with a school assignment; trying to stop smoking cold-turkey has Roseanne frazzled, as does wo
10. S04E10Thanksgiving '91November 26, 1991—Thanksgiving brings four generations together to cope with a surprise announcement from Bev.
11. S04E11Kansas City, Here We ComeDecember 3, 1991—Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress; Dan intends to beat up Becky's obnoxious boss.
12. S04E12Santa ClausDecember 24, 1991—Roseanne talks Leon into letting her play Santa Claus at the mall -- and hears something she wishes she hadn't from one of the kids' mothers
13. S04E13BingoJanuary 7, 1992—It is Crystal's choice to choose where the gals' night out will be. Crystal chooses bingo and they all hate it. After Roseanne wins $50 play
14. S04E14The Bowling ShowJanuary 21, 1992—When Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, some unexpected competition arises. Meanwhile, Roseanne feels shu
15. S04E15The Back StoryFebruary 4, 1992—After Roseanne throws her back out, Bev arrives to help out -- and to spoil her grandchildren.
16. S04E16Less is MoreFebruary 11, 1992—A doctor recommends that Roseanne undergo breast reduction surgery for her back problems.
17. S04E17Breakin' Up is Hard to DoFebruary 18, 1992—Roseanne and Dan breathe a sigh of relief when Becky breaks up with Mark.
18. S04E18This Old HouseFebruary 25, 1992—On a last visit to their childhood home, Roseanne and Jackie recall their adolescent years, causing Roseanne to reconsider a punishment for
19. S04E19The Commercial ShowMarch 3, 1992—The Conners are sitting pretty for a TV ad for Rodbell's Luncheonette, but at home things get ugly between D.J. and Todd. Leon and Steven br
20. S04E20TherapyMarch 17, 1992—Roseanne accompanies Jackie to her therapist after she chooses the ideal man for Jackie -- dull tax accountant Art; Darlene mouths off once
21. S04E21LiesMarch 24, 1992—Roseanne freaks out when she learns that Rodbell's employees must take a lie detector test to find out who has been stealing from the restau
22. S04E22DeliveranceMarch 31, 1992—A pregnant Crystal snaps at everyone in sight, then goes into labour with Dan coaching her in the delivery room; Roseanne and Bonnie feud ov
23. S04E23SecretsApril 28, 1992—Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne about the boy's drunken, reckless evening at the Lobo Loung
24. S04E24Don't Make Me OverMay 5, 1992—The girls take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day in hopes of convincing her to let them attend a weekend rock concert.
25. S04E25AliensMay 12, 1992—As the luncheonette closes and the bike shop folds, D.J.'s scholastic achievement is the only light on the Conners' dim horizon.

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01Terms of Estrangement (1)September 15, 1992—Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.
2. S05E02Terms of Estrangement (2)September 22, 1992—Becky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away.
3. S05E03The Dark AgesSeptember 29, 1992—The power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room
4. S05E04Mommy NearestOctober 6, 1992—Roseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect but much
5. S05E05Pretty in BlackOctober 13, 1992—Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which inclu
6. S05E06Looking for Loans in All the Wrong PlacesOctober 20, 1992—Denied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly.
7. S05E07Halloween IVOctober 27, 1992—Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home -- and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present, and future.
8. S05E08Ladies' ChoiceNovember 10, 1992—Nancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanf
9. S05E09Stand on Your ManNovember 17, 1992—The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Meanwhile, Arnie quest
10. S05E10Good Girls, Bad GirlsNovember 24, 1992—Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her.
11. S05E11Of Ice and MenDecember 1, 1992—D.J. decides to take up hockey and becomes the terror of the rink; Roseanne meddles to reunite Jackie and Fisher.
12. S05E12It's No Place Like Home for the HolidaysDecember 15, 1992—A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Lunch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene take
13. S05E13Crime and Punishment (1)January 5, 1993—Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers tha
14. S05E14War and Peace (2)January 12, 1993—Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.
15. S05E15Lanford DazeJanuary 26, 1993—Darlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat. That was
16. S05E16Wait Till Your Father Gets HomeFebruary 9, 1993—The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanny angry -- and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in his life.
17. S05E17First Cousin, Twice RemovedFebruary 16, 1993—A wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn't seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene to leave home.
18. S05E18Lose a Job, WinnebagoFebruary 23, 1993—The Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jackie.
19. S05E19It's a Boy!March 2, 1993—Roseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend David to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.
20. S05E20It Was Twenty Years Ago TodayMarch 9, 1993—For their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall men's store to pay for his present for
21. S05E21Playing with MatchesMarch 23, 1993—Darlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him; and a new friend puts a smile on Bev's face.
22. S05E22Promises, PromisesApril 6, 1993—Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans fo
23. S05E23Glengarry, Glen RoseyMay 4, 1993—Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner Roger skips town.
24. S05E24Tooth or ConsequencesMay 11, 1993—Dan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is
25. S05E25Daughters and Other StrangersMay 18, 1993—Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J.

Season 5 ranked & reviewed

1. S06E01Two Down, One to GoSeptember 14, 1993—Roseanne is suffering from empty-nest syndrome as Darlene heads for school. But after Darlene gets settled into her dorm, the two have a rev
2. S06E02The Mommy's CurseSeptember 21, 1993—Brutally honest Roseanne suffers the consequences after telling Bev that she's had her fill of her at the Lunch Box. Meanwhile, Jackie jumps
3. S06E03Party PoliticsSeptember 28, 1993—Roseanne attempts to enlist Darlene's aid in taming a rebellious D.J., while scheming to reunite her with David.
4. S06E04A Stash from the PastOctober 5, 1993—Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work, while Roseanne lectures David for getting high after she find
5. S06E05Be My BabyOctober 19, 1993—After months of trying to get pregnant, Roseanne learns that Jackie is expecting -- and Fred is the unknowing father.
6. S06E06Halloween VOctober 26, 1993—Hallowe'en at the diner becomes complicated when Nancy complains that Dan doesn't like her, and Roseanne discovers that Darlene and David ar
7. S06E07Homeward BoundNovember 2, 1993—Darlene visits, making David realize how much he misses her; Roseanne urges Dan to have a man-to-man chat with D. J. after they discover he'
8. S06E08Guilt by ImaginationNovember 9, 1993—Dan has a hard time concealing the fact that he had lunch with an old flame.
9. S06E09HomecomingNovember 16, 1993—Becky and Mark return home for Dan's high school football team's 20th anniversary party. It soon becomes apparent that there's trouble in pa
10. S06E10Thanksgiving '93November 23, 1993—The Connors' dysfunctional-family Thanksgiving finds Becky preparing the bird, Dan and Mark duking it out, and an absent-minded Nana Mary re
11. S06E11The Driver's SeatNovember 30, 1993—Leon convinces Jackie and Nancy to open the restaurant for breakfast, causing Roseanne to fear he is planning to force her out. Roseanne's c
12. S06E12White Trash ChristmasDecember 14, 1993—Roseanne and Dan snub the neighborhood association by putting up gaudy Xmas decorations, and become furious with Becky when she gives the ch
13. S06E13Suck Up or Shut UpJanuary 4, 1994—Roseanne joins a women's club in hopes of establishing useful contacts, leaving DJ high and dry with a weird classmate whose mother also bel
14. S06E14BustedJanuary 11, 1994—Dan and Roseanne try to talk Mark into coming back to Becky; meanwhile, Roseanne finds out that David is living with Darlene and heads for C
15. S06E15David vs. GoliathFebruary 1, 1994—Guilt and Roseanne's slavedriving push David to confess to Dan that he was living with Darlene in Chicago, and Dan throws him out; Jackie re
16. S06E16Everyone Comes to Jackie'sFebruary 8, 1994—Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.
17. S06E17Don't Make Room for DaddyFebruary 15, 1994—Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child; Mark and D.J. tease David for being unmanl
18. S06E18Don't Ask, Don't TellMarch 1, 1994—Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar, until Nancy's new girlfriend plants a disturbing kiss on her; meanwhile, back home, Becky's
19. S06E19Labor DayMarch 8, 1994—Jackie is due to give birth, and has to choose between Fred and Roseanne to accompany her to the delivery room.
20. S06E20Past ImperfectMarch 22, 1994—When Dan's father misses an alimony payment, Dan and Roseanne argue about covering it; meanwhile, Fred becomes concerned about Jackie's sexu
21. S06E21Lies My Father Told MeMarch 29, 1994—Roseanne helps Dan understand his dad's lying about his mom's mental state.
22. S06E22I Pray the Lord My Stove to KeepMay 3, 1994—Darlene discovers that D.J. has been sneaking off after to school to attend church; D.J. gives Roseanne a hard time about morals when she ac
23. S06E23Body by JakeMay 10, 1994—Bev moves in after breaking her pelvis at the retirement home, blaming Dan for not safeproofing her shower; then Roseanne discovers that it
24. S06E24Isn't It Romantic?May 17, 1994—Fred asks Roseanne how to propose to Jackie, then uses hints from Jackie's favourite soap opera; an enraged Roseanne demands romance from Da
25. S06E25Altar EgosMay 24, 1994—Egos clash when Jackie and Fred can't make a decision about their marriage. Fred is having what Dan calls "the moment of clarity" – a case o

Season 6 ranked & reviewed

1. S07E01Nine is EnoughSeptember 21, 1994—Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark; Dan must shave his armpits to treat a cyst, and Roseanne finds his new loo
2. S07E02Two for OneSeptember 28, 1994—Dan is anxious at the thought of Roseanne having another child; Roseanne is upset to discover that Darlene is seeing a college student and t
3. S07E03Snoop Davey DaveOctober 5, 1994—Smarting over being dumped by Darlene, David tells her parents that she has been experimenting with drugs at college.
4. S07E04Girl TalkOctober 12, 1994—Dan, Mark and Fred indulge in a little "girl talk" and are horrified to discover what their respective wives have told each other about the
5. S07E05SleeperOctober 19, 1994—David has to move in with D.J. when the basement is flooded; David hesitantly admits to Becky that he had an erotic dream; she assumes it wa
6. S07E06Skeleton in the ClosetOctober 26, 1994—Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soirée with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred – inti
7. S07E07Follow the SonNovember 2, 1994—D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene's moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy -- wh
8. S07E08Punch and JimmyNovember 9, 1994—An impromptu visit to Darlene's apartment gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy is all about; meanwhile at home, Dan finds himself a
9. S07E09White Men Can't KissNovember 16, 1994—D.J.'s refusal to kiss a black student in the school play brings Dan and Roseanne face to face with their own racial prejudices.
10. S07E10Thanksgiving '94November 23, 1994—Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conner household when Roseanne gets alarming medical news she can't confirm with the pre-natal clinic,
11. S07E11Maybe BabyNovember 30, 1994—Roseanne is warring with Dan and in a dither over her upcoming second medical test, which may require a difficult decision -- one she believ
12. S07E12The Parenting TrapDecember 14, 1994—Dan takes the bull by the horns after he learns that D.J. isn't performing well in school; meanwhile, to Roseanne's horror, Darlene seems ge
13. S07E13Rear WindowJanuary 4, 1995—The Connors get an eyeful from a new elderly neighbor couple who enjoy nudity in their home but are all too visible from Roseanne and Dan's
14. S07E14My Name is BevJanuary 11, 1995—After Bev is charged with drunken driving, Jackie and Roseanne accompany her to a compulsory AA seminar. Her new resolve of sobriety on Supe
15. S07E15Bed and BoredFebruary 1, 1995—Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but grows bored instead; Jackie confronts Bev about having been a rotten mother to her.
16. S07E16SistersFebruary 8, 1995—Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains to Roseanne about D.J.'s annoying visits, and Roseanne lures Darlene home.
17. S07E17Lost YouthFebruary 15, 1995—Jealousies mount between David and Mark over vulnerable Lunch Box waitress Stacy, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural in the diner; Jac
18. S07E18Single Married FemaleFebruary 22, 1995—In Roseanne's absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.
19. S07E19The Clip Show: All About Rosey (1)March 1, 1995—Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortuneteller who gives them a peek into their futures via his crystal ball; in the future, Jackie ta
20. S07E20The Clip Show: All About Rosey (2)March 1, 1995—The "Sitcom Moms Welcome Wagon" visits Roseanne.
21. S07E21Husbands and WivesMarch 22, 1995—Just as Fred gets ready to cave in and return home, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong by trying to reuni
22. S07E22Happy TrailersMarch 29, 1995—Becky and Mark finally leave the Conner nest to move into a tacky trailer park, but when Roseanne and Dan try to help out financially, their
23. S07E23The Blaming of the ShrewMay 3, 1995—Dan puts his foot down when D.J. allows a pushy vixen to boss him around; and Jackie gets a few things off her chest when she and Fred visit
24. S07E24The Birds and the Frozen BeesMay 10, 1995—Roseanne has a bee in her bonnet over the possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene -- who risks losing him if she do
25. S07E25Couch PotatoesMay 17, 1995—Because the Conners have been selected as a Neilsen family, Roseanne decrees that their household viewing habits must change.
26. S07E26Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving TributeMay 24, 1995—A Gilligan's Island fantasy plays into the season finale, which finds Dan torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat for a future ad

Season 7 ranked & reviewed

1. S08E01Shower the People You Love with StuffSeptember 19, 1995—Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
2. S08E02Let Them Eat JunkSeptember 26, 1995—Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick after Dan becomes
3. S08E03Roseanne in the HoodOctober 17, 1995—Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new, more posh eatery -- complete with a salad bar and a drive-through window
4. S08E04The Last DateOctober 24, 1995—The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurr
5. S08E05Halloween: the Final ChapterOctober 31, 1995—Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls" on Halloween, when an Ouija board sending a message from "Th
6. S08E06The Fifties ShowNovember 7, 1995—The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne's a fussy hausfrau,
7. S08E07The Getaway, AlmostNovember 14, 1995—Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip with the baby becomes an outing a la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen, then
8. S08E08The Last Thursday in NovemberNovember 21, 1995—When D.J.'s teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist-- and offen
9. S08E09Of Mice and DanNovember 28, 1995—With his old band mate performing in town, Dan's got the blues. Seems he regrets giving up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne.
10. S08E10Direct to VideoDecember 5, 1995—While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's; D.J. gets
11. S08E11December BrideDecember 12, 1995—Christmas for the Conners bring more than the usual holiday cheer and festivities, it also brings a wedding -- for Leon and Scott.
12. S08E12The Thrilla Near the Vanilla ExtractJanuary 2, 1996—Did someone say food fight? That's what Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a supermarket turns into when Jackie outsells her si
13. S08E13The White Sheep of the FamilyJanuary 9, 1996—D.J. inherits $500 in his great aunt Harriet's will (because he was the only member of the family she never met) and blows half of it on a t
14. S08E14Becky Howser, M.D.January 16, 1996—Roseanne advises an unhappy Becky to change her life -- not realizing that Mark doesn't share his wife's eagerness for change, so Becky inte
15. S08E15Out of the PastFebruary 6, 1996—While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, Dan and his pals reluctantly play poker with Leon and Sc
16. S08E16Construction JunctionFebruary 13, 1996—Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals; Jackie surfs the Internet and become
17. S08E17We're Going to Disney World (1)February 20, 1996—The family goes hog wild with excitement -- and with plans to travel to Disney World -- when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lan
18. S08E18Disney World War II (2)February 27, 1996—Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually ha
19. S08E19Springtime for DavidMarch 12, 1996—David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as "the happiest place in Illinois," where he's soon transformed into an ultra-per
20. S08E20Another Mouth to Shut UpMarch 26, 1996—Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal -- and a surprise announcement: she's pregnant -- on David, whose
21. S08E21Morning Becomes ObnoxiousApril 9, 1996—After an improptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show as a news
22. S08E22Ballroom BlitzApril 30, 1996—Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor -- until a drama unfolds on the dance floor when he starts flirting with the new
23. S08E23The WeddingMay 7, 1996—Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple
24. S08E24Heart & SoulMay 14, 1996—Roseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception.
25. S08E25Fights and StuffMay 21, 1996—Dan returns home from hospital with orders from the doctor for a new diet regime -- and strict orders from Roseanne about changing his lifes

Season 8 ranked & reviewed

1. S09E01Call WaitingSeptember 17, 1996—Roseanne goes on a spiritual odyssey in front of the TV. After walking out on Dan in the heat of anger, Roseanne is now holed up at Jackie's
2. S09E02Millions from HeavenSeptember 24, 1996—After finding out they won the Illinois State Lottery, the Conners and family imagine how to spend their new-found wealth. Kathleen Sullivan
3. S09E03What a Day for a DaydreamOctober 1, 1996—Newly wealthy Roseanne indulges in daydreams involving Hugh Hefner and an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show in which she imagines her dr
4. S09E04Honor Thy MotherOctober 8, 1996—While Roseanne and Jackie anticipate indulging themselves to unlock their "divine female essence" at a luxury spa, Dan is just plain morose
5. S09E05Someday My Prince Will ComeOctober 15, 1996—A Moldavian prince descends on Lanford with one purpose in mind: to romance Jackie. It seems he's developed a royal crush on her after seein
6. S09E06Pampered to a PulpOctober 22, 1996—Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a luxury spa, where past-life regression therapy brings out the im
7. S09E07Satan, DarlingOctober 29, 1996—Absolutely Fabulous glam gals Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley (in character as Edina and Patsy) are among the few down-to-earth particip
8. S09E08Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti ToitiNovember 12, 1996—A visit with the wealthy Wentworths on Martha's Vineyard gives the Conners a glimpse into new friend Astrid's dysfunctional family. And befo
9. S09E09RoseamboNovember 19, 1996—Roseanne battles a group of women-hating terrorists who hold her family and a foreign diplomat hostage on a train to Washington, D.C.
10. S09E10Home is Where the Afghan IsNovember 26, 1996—The absence of Dan, a series of family squabbles, and a shocking revelation by Bev mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as a rich and famous
11. S09E11Mothers and Other StrangersDecember 3, 1996—Bev pays a visit to her free-spirited mom in search of answers, while Roseanne awaits Dan's return with trepidation, fearing he might not re
12. S09E12Home for the HolidaysDecember 17, 1996—After a long stay in California with his mother, Dan returns home for Christmas and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family begin to realize
13. S09E13Say It Ain't SoJanuary 7, 1997—Jackie forces Dan to reveal some devastating news to Roseanne: he's been having an affair in California with a nurse who cared for his mothe
14. S09E14Hit the Road, JackJanuary 14, 1997—As Dan packs his bags to leave, Roseanne drowns her sorrows in fast food while driving aimlessly around Lanford, and D.J. finds a soul mate
15. S09E15The War RoomJanuary 28, 1997—When a heartbroken Roseanne locks herself in her room and won't come out, her family and friends all try in their own unique way to help her
16. S09E16Lanford's Elite (1)February 11, 1997—At a party at the swank Lanford Country Club, Roseanne forges a surprising bond with Edgar Wellman, Jr., the son of her hated former boss. W
17. S09E17Some Enchanted Merger (2)February 11, 1997—After they wrap up the Wellman Plastics buyout, Roseanne doesn't know what to do when she finds herself deeply attracted to Edgar Wellman, J
18. S09E18A Second ChanceFebruary 18, 1997—Bothered by rumors about Roseanne and "that Wellman guy," Dan sweeps by to take Roseanne out for a ride. Roseanne and Dan begin to take the
19. S09E19The MiracleFebruary 25, 1997—When Darlene gives birth to a very premature baby, the doctors offer very little hope for the child's survival. But Roseanne sets out to pro
20. S09E20Roseanne-FeldMarch 4, 1997—Jackie and Mark take in a female wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared when he realizes he may be about to have his first sexual experience
21. S09E21The Truth Be ToldMarch 18, 1997—Roseanne learns some truths about the price of fame when two high-powered television programmers bombard her with all sorts of bizarre ideas
22. S09E22Arsenic and Old MomMay 13, 1997—Dan's eccentric mom heads straight for Lanford after she's released from hospital, claiming to be cured. Problem is, Dan thinks she's trying
23. S09E23Into That Good Night (1)May 20, 1997—Darlene and David bring home their new baby. Roseanne's sage advice for her daughter? "The best part is when you can mold their tender littl
24. S09E24Into That Good Night (2)May 20, 1997—Roseanne fans find out much more than they thought they would.

Season 9 ranked & reviewed

1. S10E01Twenty Years to LifeMarch 27, 2018 5.1Roseanne and Dan adjust to living under the same roof with Darlene and her two children, Harris and Mark, when Darlene loses her job. Meanwh
2. S10E02Dress to ImpressMarch 27, 2018 5.9Darlene's son, Mark, gets caught with a pocket knife after being bullied on the first day of his new school. Meanwhile, Becky invites Andrea
3. S10E03Roseanne Gets the ChairApril 3, 2018 5.5Roseanne's clash with Darlene over how she's raising her kids - especially Harris - reaches a breaking point; while Dan tries to help Rosean
4. S10E04Eggs Over, Not EasyApril 10, 2018 5.3A crucial moment for Becky's surrogacy arrangement forces her and Darlene to critically assess each other's lives. Meanwhile, an animal resc
5. S10E05Season's bestDarlene v. DavidApril 17, 2018 6.6David unexpectedly shows up for Harris' birthday after being absent for years, forcing Darlene to re-examine their relationship and the rest
6. S10E06No Country for Old WomenMay 1, 2018 5.9After Beverly gets kicked out of the nursing home, Roseanne and Jackie fight over who will take care of their mother. Meanwhile, Mark's crea
7. S10E07Go CubsMay 8, 2018 5.8The Conners can't pay their Wi-Fi bill, so they befriend their new neighbors to use the internet for Mary to Skype with mom Geena, who is st
8. S10E08Netflix & PillMay 15, 2018 6.1After celebrating their 45th anniversary, Roseanne reveals to Dan a bigger problem with her bad knee. Meanwhile, Crystal announces her retir
9. S10E09Knee DeepMay 22, 2018 6.4Roseanne's knee gets worse so Dan is forced to a make an important work decision; but when a major storm hits Lanford, their fortunes change

Season 10 ranked & reviewed