Onion News Network (2011–2011)

1. S01E01Enter The FactZoneJanuary 21, 2011—One of the network's beautiful reporters is kidnapped and Onion News Network leaps into action. Brooke Alvarez runs down the big stories of
2. S01E02SnowlocaustJanuary 28, 2011—Brooke Alvarez oversees reporters from her vantage point in the FactZone.
3. S01E03Man-Horse MarriageFebruary 4, 2011—Scandal erupts over a conservative senator's relationship with a horse. In the FactZone, Brooke Alvarez separates truth from lies so you don
4. S01E04Fifth AnniversaryFebruary 11, 2011—FactZone celebrates five years of total news dominance. Brooke Alvarez tracks the top stories of the day. Millions of viewers tune in nightl
5. S01E05The Trial of TR-425February 18, 2011—A predator drone plane stands trial in military court. Brooke Alvarez delivers a 30-minute nonstop news assault, covering politics, entertai
6. S01E06Cyber AttackFebruary 25, 2011—After America suffers a cyber attack, Brooke Alvarez interviews top U.S. officials via satellite. If someone saw something, or allegedly did
7. S01E07The Real ObamaMarch 4, 2011—A breaking news report reveals the president has been kidnapped. In the FactZone, Brooke Alvarez provides viewers with the latest news from
8. S01E08Stock Market CrashMarch 11, 2011—When Wall Street panics after a stock market crash, Brooke Alvarez explores the story in depth.
9. S01E09Real AmericaMarch 18, 2011—Washington enters talks with the people of Real America. Whenever news happens, Brooke Alvarez is fearless in her pursuit of the truth, goin
10. S01E10American DreamMarch 25, 2011—As America responds to news that the American Dream has died, Brooke Alvarez provides the news you need to survive in this terrible, frighte

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1. S02E01Asteroid Heads to EarthOctober 4, 2011—With a giant asteroid expected to hit Earth on October 4th, the Onion News Network has announced it will continue broadcasting until the mom
2. S02E02Missing Baby KateOctober 11, 2011—Cross Examination's Shelby Cross leads a crusade to rip through every home in America to search for missing one-year-old Baby Kate. In the F
3. S02E03Fantasy BrainwallOctober 18, 2011—FactZone introduces its newest piece of technology: an updated touchscreen that Tucker can control with his mind. Unfortunately for Tucker,
4. S02E04Dead ReporterOctober 25, 2011—FactZone says goodbye to legendary newsman, Brandon Armstrong, who was killed in a brothel fire. Shelby Cross admonishes parents not to let
5. S02E05Exposed, Brooke AlvarezNovember 1, 2011—A revealing documentary airs on public television about Brooke Alvarez's secret life as a Russian child cosmonaut . Brooke is forced to reli
6. S02E06Today Now! SpecialNovember 11, 2011—The network morning show stages a very special takeover.
7. S02E07Sex in AmericaNovember 18, 2011—A report on sex in America.
8. S02E08Artificial IntelligenceNovember 25, 2011—The studio gains artificial intelligence and falls in love with Brooke, millions across the country are dangerously trapped in an Animal Hoa
9. S02E09Brooke vs. O'BradyDecember 2, 2011—O'Brady Shaw joins Brooke on FactZone as her cohost to promote his new special "The Cries of the Children." A loud woman accountant is bothe
10. S02E10Year in ReviewDecember 9, 2011—The gang looks back on 2011.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed