The worst episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV
Ranked by viewer rating, lows first. Lit marks on the season rail place this list across the run. Vote on a placement to back it or contest it.
- 01
How Piper Got Her Groove Initially
Piper's awkward college personality is revealed.
- 02
One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza...DEAD!
A live-action spoof of procedural shows in which a team of government agents fight terrorism in the San Diego area. In the series opener, the National Terrorism Strike Force investigate a series of deaths linked to an alcoholic energy drink.
- 03
The Birthday Party That Was Neither
A mysterious caller contacts each member of the team and requests a million dollars.
- 04
Trent's ex surfaces after a sex change and plots to steal a San Diego treasure. Elsewhere, Piper's pick for book club goes unread.
- 05
Sam takes on a terrorist who attacks the city on a Saturday.
- 06
A teen idol shadows Trent and Alphonse during the hunt for a killer who targets Hollywood directors; Kove develops a podcast.
- 07
A particle accelerator malfunction sends Trent into an alternate universe where NTSF is a peaceful organization and terrorism is extinct. Now Trent and his parallel-world doppleganger must restore the time line and the natural order of violence.
- 08
Comic fans pose a threat to authors at a San Diego convention.
- 09
Piper's fiancé has a difficult time letting go of his ninja past.
- 10
Trent has to kill his dad.
- 11
San Diego's access to the Web is cut off by a bookstore owner and his employees.
- 12
Alphonse goes home to Alaska to investigate his partner's death and repair a rift with his father.
- 13
The NTSF:SD:SUV::HISS Infomercial
The NTSF gang show off their home-security system and iPhone app.
- 14
An evil Santa Claus attacks the team at Christmas.
- 15
The Risky Business of Being Alone in Your Home
Trent is suspended and forced to spend time at home, where terrorists plot to attack him. His replacement, an old nemesis, is a hit at the NTSF.
- 16
A dolphin serial killer is on the loose and the NTSF don't have any leads until Trent visits the deadliest dolphin serial killer in captivity to get a lead on this new killer... before Sam and Jessie are it's next victims.
- 17
A stripper-astronaut steals the space shuttle plans and sells them to Mexico. Now NTSF must go into Mexico and stop the evil President Felipe Calderon before they beat the U.S.A. in the space race.
- 18
An international terrorist who avoids NTSF capture by staying out if their jurisdiction is finally corned on a cruise ship... or is he? Trent goes rogue and pretends he's taking the NTSF team on vacation in a ruse to bust this evil man in international waters. But there's a kink when Piper brings her fiancee on the cruise without informing him of her secret identity.
- 19
Up Periscope, Down with San Diego
Cody and Sam are captured by Japanese Soldiers who have been lost at sea for 70 years after losing their way to Pearl Harbor. Now the NTSF must find them and stop their long-delayed attack on San Diego.
- 20
Piper Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Piper is brainwashed to become an assassin, and her mission is to hunt down her NTSF teammates. Elsewhere, Jessie catches the eye of a model photographer.
- 21
Trent tracks the source of strange occurrences, including a hostage situation with SUVs and Sam's partnership with a creepy new team member.
- 22
I Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler
Terrorists plan to bomb the San Diego Day parade in a plot that involves the President of the Navy. Elsewhere, Alphonse is tasked with finding the perfect gift for Trent's kids.
- 23
Anti-terrorism time travelers join the team to prevent crimes.
- 24
The team are blamed for the death of Gary the Killer Whale.
- 25
Trent visits Robot Town to clear Sam of murder charges.
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