NTSF:SD:SUV

1. S01E01One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza...DEAD!July 22, 2011 5.5A live-action spoof of procedural shows in which a team of government agents fight terrorism in the San Diego area. In the series opener, th
2. S01E02The Birthday Party That Was NeitherJuly 29, 2011 5.5A mysterious caller contacts each member of the team and requests a million dollars.
3. S01E03Exes and Oh-No's!August 5, 2011 5.5Trent's ex surfaces after a sex change and plots to steal a San Diego treasure. Elsewhere, Piper's pick for book club goes unread.
4. S01E04Season's bestThe Risky Business of Being Alone in Your HomeAugust 12, 2011 7.5Trent is suspended and forced to spend time at home, where terrorists plot to attack him. His replacement, an old nemesis, is a hit at the N
5. S01E05Dolphinnegan's WakeAugust 19, 2011 7.5A dolphin serial killer is on the loose and the NTSF don't have any leads until Trent visits the deadliest dolphin serial killer in captivit
6. S01E06Tijuana, We've Got a ProblemAugust 26, 2011 7.5A stripper-astronaut steals the space shuttle plans and sells them to Mexico. Now NTSF must go into Mexico and stop the evil President Felip
7. S01E07Full HauserSeptember 2, 2011 7.5An international terrorist who avoids NTSF capture by staying out if their jurisdiction is finally corned on a cruise ship... or is he? Tren
8. S01E08Up Periscope, Down with San DiegoSeptember 9, 2011 7.5Cody and Sam are captured by Japanese Soldiers who have been lost at sea for 70 years after losing their way to Pearl Harbor. Now the NTSF m
9. S01E09Cause for ConCERNSeptember 16, 2011 6.5A particle accelerator malfunction sends Trent into an alternate universe where NTSF is a peaceful organization and terrorism is extinct. No
10. S01E10Piper Doesn't Live Here AnymoreSeptember 23, 2011 7.5Piper is brainwashed to become an assassin, and her mission is to hunt down her NTSF teammates. Elsewhere, Jessie catches the eye of a model
11. S01E11Twistin' the Night AwaySeptember 30, 2011 7.5Trent tracks the source of strange occurrences, including a hostage situation with SUVs and Sam's partnership with a creepy new team member.
12. S01E12I Left My Heart in Someone's CoolerOctober 7, 2011 7.5Terrorists plan to bomb the San Diego Day parade in a plot that involves the President of the Navy. Elsewhere, Alphonse is tasked with findi

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1. S02E0116 Hop StreetAugust 10, 2012—Trent and Piper go undercover as students.
2. S02E02The Real Bicycle ThiefAugust 17, 2012—Trent hunts for restaurant terrorists and goes undercover in the pedicab-racing circuit.
3. S02E03Sabbath-tageAugust 24, 2012 5.5Sam takes on a terrorist who attacks the city on a Saturday.
4. S02E04Lights, Camera, AssassinationAugust 31, 2012 5.5A teen idol shadows Trent and Alphonse during the hunt for a killer who targets Hollywood directors; Kove develops a podcast.
5. S02E05Season's bestTime AngelsSeptember 7, 2012 7.5Anti-terrorism time travelers join the team to prevent crimes.
6. S02E06Whack-A-MoleSeptember 14, 2012 7.5The team are blamed for the death of Gary the Killer Whale.
7. S02E07Robot TownSeptember 21, 2012 7.5Trent visits Robot Town to clear Sam of murder charges.
8. S02E08Comic-Con-FlictSeptember 28, 2012 6.5Comic fans pose a threat to authors at a San Diego convention.
9. S02E09The Return of Dragon ShumwayOctober 5, 2012 6.5Piper's fiancé has a difficult time letting go of his ninja past.
10. S02E10Family DiesOctober 19, 2012 6.5Trent has to kill his dad.
11. S02E11Prairie Home CompanionOctober 26, 2012 6.5San Diego's access to the Web is cut off by a bookstore owner and his employees.
12. S02E12Wasilla Hills CopNovember 2, 2012 6.5Alphonse goes home to Alaska to investigate his partner's death and repair a rift with his father.
13. S02E13The NTSF:SD:SUV::HISS InfomercialNovember 9, 2012 6.5The NTSF gang show off their home-security system and iPhone app.
14. S02E14Christmas ActivityDecember 7, 2012 6.5An evil Santa Claus attacks the team at Christmas.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Comic Con-AirJuly 26, 2013—Trent tries to foil the hijacking of a plane carrying Comic-Con convicts. Kove and Alphonse, meanwhile, consider blowing up the plane.
2. S03E02Hawaii Die-0August 2, 2013—A commencement address poses a great danger to the President of the Navy.
3. S03E03Extra Terrorist-rialAugust 9, 2013—Trent's nephew befriends a seemingly benign alien, but the NTSF team think it's dangerous.
4. S03E04Burn After KillingAugust 16, 2013—Kove loses his little black book.
5. S03E05TGI MurderAugust 23, 2013—The team try to save a restaurant owned by the President of the Navy.
6. S03E06The Great Train StopperyAugust 30, 2013—The Time Angels return for a mission in the Wild West.
7. S03E07A Hard Drive to SwallowSeptember 6, 2013—A unique rescue mission is launched by the NTSF team after Sam is taken prisoner.
8. S03E08Unfrozen Agent ManSeptember 13, 2013—An NTSF agent from the past is called upon to capture an escaped criminal.
9. S03E09Trading FacesSeptember 20, 2013—Trent and Sam swap faces in an attempt to foil a terrorist ring.
10. S03E10U-KO'edSeptember 27, 2013—Alphonse is captured while infiltrating the Little Britain section of San Diego.
11. S03E11How Piper Got Her Groove InitiallyOctober 4, 2013 4.5Piper's awkward college personality is revealed.
12. S03E12Wreck the MallsDecember 20, 2013—A terrorist mall Santa takes over a shopping center.

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