MXC

1. S01E01Season's bestMeat Handlers vs. Cartoon Voice ActorsApril 13, 2003 8.0The rivalry between the cartoon voice actors and America's meat handlers is finally settled. Plus, Vic gives Kenny advice on being a TV anno
2. S01E02Donors vs. AddictsApril 13, 2003—Those who take part in twelve step programs challenge those who gave a little bit of themselves in this edition of MXC, and the good captai
3. S01E03Dairy Workers vs. Automobile WorkersApril 20, 2003—Dairy workers and the automobile workers of America battle it out. Games include: Wall Bangers; Get Hard; Saddle Sores; Swish Bucklers; Tee
4. S01E04Cops vs. ConsApril 27, 2003—The good guys challenge the bad guys in this battle. Also, Kenny dresses up as a cop with an attitude and Vic gets into the mind of a crimi
5. S01E05The Couples ShowMay 4, 2003 8.0Romance is in the air with a very special couples only show. Vic, Kenny, and the Captain discuss the ins and outs of love and relationships.
6. S01E06Inventors vs. Ex-Child ActorsMay 11, 2003 8.0Washed-up child actors go head-to-head with the keen minds of the inventors on this show. Also, overhearing one ex-child actor's catch phra
7. S01E07College GirlsMay 18, 2003—Spring break means girls, girls and more girls on this special edition of MXC. Hot college chicks challenge hot college babes in a tournamen
8. S01E08Outdoorsmen vs. EducatorsMay 25, 2003—Teachers challenge the rugged outdoors men and women on this edition of MXC. Guy also reports from his new medieval managed care facility,
9. S01E09Circus vs. AirlinesJune 1, 2003—This episode features the exciting battle of the Airline Travel Industry against the Circus Workers. Vic discusses Kenny's options for joini
10. S01E10Physical Fitness vs. Music IndustryJune 26, 2003—The fit and muscular physical fitness industry challenges the burned-out musical team in this MXC battle. Also, Kenny shows us some new gam
11. S01E11Fashion vs. ReligionJune 26, 2003—The fashion people take on the bible-thumpers on this edition of MXC. Also, Vic and Kenny continue their tribute to the new First Network fo
12. S01E12Adult Entertainment vs. Home ImprovementJuly 12, 2003—The adult entertainment industry challenges the home improvement industry in this edition. Captain Tenneal gets a special visit from porn s
13. S01E13Gambling Industry vs. Medical ProfessionalsJuly 19, 2003—Taking their chances in this episode, the gambling industry takes on the medical professionals. Also, we see how MXC is seen in the foreign

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Food Service vs. HobbyistsJuly 31, 2003—People with hobbies take on food service employees to see who's got what it takes to survive elimination. Kenny discusses his leisure activi
2. S02E02Hi-Tech vs. Civil ServiceAugust 7, 2003—Computer nerds and city workers go head to head. Games include: Dope on a Rope; Circle Jerkers; Swamp Gassers; Brass Balls
3. S02E03Cable TV Workers vs. White House EmployeesAugust 16, 2003—Finding out who's more ruthless: cable TV workers or White House employees. Meanwhile, Kenny remembers a White House tour. Games include:
4. S02E04Reality TV vs. Animal LoversAugust 21, 2003—Real life and wild life battle it out like animals on this episode of MXC, as reality TV stars face off against animal specialists. Games i
5. S02E05Toy & Games vs. Office WorkersAugust 28, 2003—The battle looms between office workers and toy makers in this MXC battle. Games include: Holes of Glory; Skidmarkers; Log Drop; Chum in th
6. S02E06Beauty Pageants vs. Military PersonnelSeptember 11, 2003—Can the military take down the big lacquered hair, perfect bodies and personalities of the beauty pageant contestants? Games include: Sinke
7. S02E07Entrepreneurs vs. Hotel StaffSeptember 18, 2003—Hoteliers go head-to-head with entrepreneurs in this battle. Captain Tenneal speaks on the dangers of hotel rooms. Games include: Dirty Mu
8. S02E08Former OlympiansSeptember 25, 2003—In this episode, former Olympians from America battle former Olympians from the rest of the world. Kenny and Vic try to conceal their USA pr
9. S02E09Entertainment Media vs. UnionsOctober 2, 2003—Members of entertainment media take on union workers on this episode of MXC. Vic and Kenny discuss the benefits of union employment. Games
10. S02E10Wedding Industry vs. Trucking IndustryOctober 9, 2003—The battle rages between those who help people get hitched and those who hitch trailers. Also, Vic and Kenny get a visit from some truckers
11. S02E11Financial Industry vs. Alcohol IndustryOctober 16, 2003—MXC goes under the lights for the first nighttime edition as Wall Street's Bulls and Bears challenge Bourbon Street's distillers and beer ma
12. S02E12Real Monsters vs. Commercial MascotsOctober 30, 2003—It's a monstrous edition of the world's toughest reality sports show in town as product mascots, captained by Pissin' Boots, the mascot of C
13. S02E13Fast Food vs. AerospaceNovember 6, 2003—The battle would be settled between the aerospace workers and the fast food employees in MXC's Arctic Edition. Games include: Sno' Man's La

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01MXC Almost LiveApril 22, 2004—In this one hour special episode, MXC games are played by college students from the University of Central Florida and various other Orlando-
2. S03E02Republicans vs. Democrats vs. Third PartyApril 29, 2004—MXC presents their first ever three-way... battle in honor of the Presidential electoral college entitled "Squeeze Out The Vote 2004" where
3. S03E03Unemployed vs. EnviromentalistsMay 6, 2004—The people who can't hold a job are facing off against the tree-huggers who want to save the earth when the unemployed challenge the environ
4. S03E04Snack Food Industry vs. Print MediaMay 13, 2004—If you're hungry for action, this episode of MXC is just for you. Members of the snack food industry challenge their arch rivals from the p
5. S03E05Baby Products Industry vs. ParanormalMay 20, 2004—Baby product makers challenge the people who track down UFOs and ghosts on this edition of MXC in a war to settle their score, and nap time
6. S03E06Adventurers & Explorers vs. Dental IndustryMay 27, 2004—Oral drillers take on spelunkers on this MXC affair when the dentists take on explorers. Also, Kenny demonstrates some of his new invention
7. S03E07Country Kids vs. City KidsJune 3, 2004—MXC throws open their games to kids for our first "Children's Special" as the country children take on the city children and see where the b
8. S03E08Organized Crime vs. Weight Loss IndustryJune 10, 2004—Mafia members take on those who want to lose weight in this bizarre MXC battle. Games include: Dead Men Walking; Runaway Stump; Little Man
9. S03E09Novelty/Gift Industry vs. The Death IndustryJune 17, 2004—It's the people who make gag presents vs. the people that plant stiffs for profit in an aquatic-themed show. Meanwhile, Vic discovers the jo
10. S03E10The Amusement Park Industry vs. The World's Oldest ProfessionJune 24, 2004—The employees of amusement parks take on those who give sex for hire. Also, Vic and Kenny have a go at a new game featuring deadly lasers, t
11. S03E11C.S.I. vs. Kid's EntertainmentSeptember 2, 2004—Forensics experts take on kiddie entertainment folks as Vic and Kenny try to solve a murder on this special edition of "MXCSI". Games inclu
12. S03E12The Master DebatersOctober 7, 2004—Bush/Cheney supporters take on the Kerry/Edwards supporters in this special episode's battle between President Bush and Senator Kerry. Game
13. S03E13Oil Industry vs. Make-Over IndustryDecember 2, 2004—People who strike oil take on people who give face lifts in this MXC competition. Games include: Roulective Surgery; Rotating Surfboards of
14. S03E14Film Industry vs. PhobiasDecember 9, 2004—Hollywood's film industry challenges a group with phobias on this edition of MXC. Also, Kenny teams up with Anne Heche to make a new movie,
15. S03E15Romance Industry vs. Firearm IndustryDecember 16, 2004—The people who make love take on the people who own firearms. Make sure to keep your guns cocked! Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Dope
16. S03E16Footwear Industry vs. Electronic GamingJanuary 6, 2005—The footlockers take on the game boys (and girls) in this first episode of 2005. Kenny and Vic also try out some new athletic footwear. Gam
17. S03E17Waste Industry vs. AdvertisingJanuary 13, 2005—It's the septic sluggers vs. TV pluggers as waste management takes on advertising. Vic and Kenny discuss the significant role of advertising
18. S03E18Malcontents vs. Baked GoodsJanuary 20, 2005—Only MXC can bring together bakers and malcontents for an all-out war. Games include: Bust-a-Nut; Bird Droppings; Irritable Bowl Syndrome;
19. S03E19Mall Workers vs. The Telephone CompanyFebruary 3, 2005—MXC creates a war between those who work at the mall and the telephone industry. The Captain revels in memories of better days spent at the
20. S03E20Art World vs. Insurance IndustryFebruary 10, 2005—It is the battle of the still life vs. whole life as the art world takes on the insurance industry. Kenny tries to break into the art world
21. S03E21Seafood Industry vs. High SocietyFebruary 17, 2005—The high societers take on the fishermen in this episode of MXC. Guy, meanwhile, relives lonely days spent on the LeDouche compound on Lake
22. S03E22Lumber Industry vs. Broadcast NewsFebruary 24, 2005—News anchors challenge lumberjacks (and lumberjills) in this edition of MXC. Also, Vic gives being a lumberjack a try and Guy shows his flai
23. S03E23Postal Service vs. Motor SportsMarch 3, 2005—Ladies and Gentlemen, start your postal meters! This edition of MXC pits members of the Motor Sports community against disgruntled Postal I
24. S03E24The Court Room vs. Rodeo IndustryMarch 10, 2005—It's the battle between lawsuits and cowboy boots when MXC presents the battle between The Courtroom and the Rodeo Industry, so saddle up an
25. S03E25Sports Women vs. Business WomenMarch 17, 2005—Hot off the success of the College Girls of Spring Break special, MXC holds their second ever all-women show, this time pitting the athletic
26. S03E26White Collar Careers vs. Blue Collar CareersMarch 24, 2005—It's Career Day on MXC as white collar workers and their proteges compete against the blue collar workers and their aide de camps. Games in
27. S03E27Comic Book Industry vs. Personal HygieneApril 7, 2005—MXC presents the battle between the people who prevent stinkers against the drawers with pen-and-inkers when the hygiene industry challenges

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Desperate Housewives vs. Ultimate FightersOctober 20, 2005—In honor of Spike TV's relationship with the the Ultimate Fighting Championship, this special edition of MXC pits the ultimate fighters agai
2. S04E02Real Mafia vs. Video Game IndustryNovember 10, 2005—MXC presents the goombahs and the game boys (and girls) in this battle. Games include: Backyard Bocci Ball Bloodbath; Dope on a Rope; Nerve
3. S04E03Most Best of MXCNovember 17, 2005—This one-hour special features a compilation of the funniest and most painful moments from MXC.
4. S04E04Most Best of MXC 2December 15, 2005—A second helping of the funniest and most painful moments from the series. (One hour)
5. S04E05Country Music Superstars vs. The World of James BondDecember 22, 2005—MXC celebrates the holidays - and the "008 Days of Bond" - with the battle between fans of Bond... James Bond and country music types. Game
6. S04E06Hollywood's Jilted Wives vs. Cheating HusbandsJanuary 6, 2006—The Brads attempt to get the upper hand on the Jennifers in an all-star edition of MXC to kickoff 2006. Games include: Rotating Surfboard o
7. S04E07Las Vegas vs. Sesame StreetJanuary 12, 2006—Big Bird takes on big bets when MXC brings together two of the most polar opposites in America: The kiddie playground of Sesame Street and t
8. S04E08Total Nonstop Action vs. World WrestlingJanuary 19, 2006—Get ready for a mean battle as MXC gets it on with a wrestling extravaganza as Total Nonstop Action goes against the other guys, as tight sh
9. S04E09Wack Pack vs. Hollywood RehabbersJanuary 26, 2006—Howard Stern's freaky deaks meet those from La-La Land's twelve step programs when they meet on the MXC battlefield. Also, the MXC Players
10. S04E10Pro Athletes vs. Super ModelsFebruary 2, 2006—The battle rages on as MXC brings together the bulked-up needle users and the throwing-up salad shooters when pumped-up hulks meet three-inc
11. S04E11Celebrity Justice vs. TV Motor Sports ShowsFebruary 9, 2006—The oil and the legal briefs will fly when MXC brings out the TV car show buffs against the legal analysts for this all-out war. Also, Vic
12. S04E12Tough Guys vs. Chick FlixFebruary 16, 2006—Rambo meets romance on this edition of MXC. Also, The MXC Players present "Thelma and Louise 2! The Musical!" Games include: Slippery Slop
13. S04E13The World of Hip Hop vs. Hollywood Horror MoviesFebruary 23, 2006—Bling bling takes on slashers on this edition of MXC. Also, Vic breaks up Kenny's raging hip-hop party and special guests from horror film
14. S04E14Mega-Millionaires vs. Where Are They Now?March 2, 2006—Money takes on mediocrity on this MXC battle when multi-millionaires challenge those who have had their fifteen minutes of fame. Games incl
15. S04E15NASCAR vs. Box Office BombsMarch 9, 2006—Ishtar takes on fast cars as some of Hollywood's biggest box office duds take on NASCAR in this high-powered edition of MXC. Games include:

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01Stoners vs. Health NutsNovember 9, 2006—The high take on the healthy in this special preview of Season Five.
2. S05E02Religous Right vs. Gay RightsNovember 10, 2006—The Adam and Eves challenge the Adam and Steves on this episode of MXC.
3. S05E03Super Heroes vs. MySpaceNovember 17, 2006—Only those at MXC bring together the spandex clad muscular flyers and the geeky internet folks for an all-out battle.
4. S05E04V.G.A.D.D. AwardsDecember 8, 2006—V.G.A.D.D. Awards - (Video Game Attention Deficit Disorder Awards).Team MXC celebrates the world of video games with the first ever (and lik
5. S05E05Sexual Pioneers vs. The World of Violent FilmsDecember 15, 2006—MXC brings you the battle between the forefathers of fornication and the peck-and-paw of extremely violent films. (Sorry, that's the best I
6. S05E06Chick Magnets vs. Famous FelonsDecember 22, 2006—This MXC episode pits the hottest men in the world against celebrity jail bait.
7. S05E07Jack@$$ vs. Stand-up ComicsDecember 29, 2006—Stuntmen take on funnymen on this MXC showdown.
8. S05E08The Young and Rich vs. Men's MagazinesJanuary 5, 2007—MXC's newest battle pits the youthul rich people against men's magazine printers.
9. S05E09Greenpeace vs. Body ObsessedJanuary 12, 2007—MXC brings a rivalry to a boil between members of Greenpeace and the people obsessed with their bodies.
10. S05E10Hot Chicks of Primetime vs. Hot Celebrity MomsJanuary 19, 2007—MXC has its' third all-female show, pitting Hot Celebrity Mothers against Hot Chicks of primetime.
11. S05E11White House vs. The WorldJanuary 26, 2007—Workers at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC 20001 take on the rest of the world on this week's episode of MXC.
12. S05E12People Who P!$$ Us Off vs. Worst JobsFebruary 2, 2007—The famous people who you dislike take on the folks with the world's worst occupations. Need we say more about this MXC attraction?
13. S05E13College Sports vs. Mall of BaghdadFebruary 9, 2007—It's sis-boom-bah versus Babagannosh on MXC!

Season 5 ranked & reviewed