Mind Your Language (1977–1986)

1. S01E01The First LessonDecember 30, 1977 10.0Jeremy Brown starts his new job as a teacher of English as a foreign language and meets his students for the first time, a diverse group of
2. S01E02An Inspector CallsJanuary 6, 1978—An inspector from the local education authority arrives at the school to observe the classes, but Mr Brown mistakes him for a new student.
3. S01E03A Fate Worse Than DeathJanuary 13, 1978—Ranjeet asks Mr Brown and the rest of the class to help him escape an arranged marriage with Surinder, the daughter of his father’s best fri
4. S01E04All Through the NightJanuary 20, 1978—Upset that his students’ English is not improving, especially in the presence of Miss Courtney who leaves disappointed, Mr Brown keeps them
5. S01E05The Best Things in LifeJanuary 27, 1978—Jamila is arrested for shoplifting a magazine due to her misunderstanding of the word 'free' in promotional material...
6. S01E06Come Back, All Is ForgivenFebruary 3, 1978—It is Mr Brown’s birthday, and everyone in the class has brought him a present - but it is not all happy returns when Miss Courtney informs
7. S01E07The Cheating GameFebruary 10, 1978—In order to see how prepared they are for their upcoming exam, the students prepare to take a mock exam, failing miserably and angering Mr B
8. S01E08Better to Have Loved and LostFebruary 17, 1978—Celebrations as Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are to marry... but he already has a wife!
9. S01E09Kill or CureFebruary 24, 1978—Poor Jeremy is sick with the flu, so his class decide to pay him a visit hoping to cheer him up.
10. S01E10Hello SailorMarch 3, 1978—Juan brings his Russian sailor friend Boris to class, explaining that he wants to defect and stay in England, having fallen love with a girl
11. S01E11A Point of HonourMarch 10, 1978—Mr Brown finds himself in a lot of trouble when Danielle tells Mr Jarvis, a pestering woodwork teacher at the school, that she is engaged to
12. S01E12How's Your FatherMarch 17, 1978—Could it be that Sid the Janitor is Jeremy's father ?
13. S01E13The ExaminationMarch 24, 1978—The students prepare to take their Lower Cambridge Certificate exam at the end of the first term. Meanwhile, Mr Brown has a disagreement wit

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1. S02E01Season's bestAll Present If Not CorrectOctober 7, 1978 8.0At the start of the new school year, Mr Brown has two new students, Zoltán Szabo from Hungary and Swedish au pair, Ingrid Svenson.
2. S02E02Queen for a DayOctober 14, 1978 8.0It is announced that the Queen will be visiting the school, and Miss Courtney gets excited about the event, to the extent that the school is
3. S02E03Brief Re-EncounterOctober 21, 1978 8.0Miss Courtney's former fiancé returns, but are his intentions entirely honourable ?
4. S02E04Many Happy ReturnsOctober 28, 1978 8.0Sid can't believe his luck. Just when he was hard up for cash, he finds lots of it. The only problem is Ranjeet is the one who lost it...
5. S02E05Don't Forget the DriverNovember 4, 1978 8.0A road trip is planned for the class, but nothing goes according to plan.
6. S02E06A Hard Day's NightNovember 11, 1978 8.0Jeremy's flat is being redecorated so Giovanni and Max invite him to spend the night at their place.
7. S02E07Take Your PartnersNovember 18, 1978 8.0Jeremy is talked into buying two tickets to the Ladies Circle Dance.
8. S02E08After ThreeNovember 25, 1978 8.0The time has come for the Annual College Concert. What kind of a performance will the English class give ?

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1. S03E01I Belong to GlasgowOctober 27, 1979 8.0All the students return except for Ingrid and Zoltan, who has left for Hungary. Soon after, an affluent Arab Sheikh enrols his Scottish chau
2. S03E02Who Loves Ya Baby?November 3, 1979 8.0Au pair Danielle brings her boss' baby to school, but she leaves him in the canteen and he goes missing.
3. S03E03No Flowers by RequestNovember 10, 1979 8.0Mr Brown takes Juan to hospital, suffering from a stomach ache, but a fall causes him to be admitted as a patient, instead.
4. S03E04Just the JobNovember 17, 1979 7.0Mr Brown receives an offer of a higher paid position at another school.
5. S03E05Season's bestGuilty or Not Guilty?November 24, 1979 9.0All the students are brought to court for causing various acts of mischief at different places in London. Miss Courtney oversees the session
6. S03E06Repent at LeisureDecember 1, 1979 7.0Anna's visa is about to expire so her friends suggest that she marry Mr Brown in order to become a British citizen.
7. S03E07The School FeteDecember 8, 1979 7.0The school holds a fete, and Max is responsible for hiring celebrity, Arthur Mullard, to open the events.
8. S03E08What a Tangled WebDecember 15, 1979 7.0When Ali suspects that his wife is having an affair, Mr Brown takes matters into his own hands...

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1. S04E01Never Say DieJanuary 4, 1986—Mr Brown mistakenly believes that Miss Courtney is dying.
2. S04E02Too Many CrooksJanuary 11, 1986 8.0Two crooks rob the shop of Ranjeet's cousin when he is in charge. To evade capture, they hide in the school.
3. S04E03Easy Come Easy GoJanuary 18, 1986—The students have seven draws on the football pools and stand to win thousands of pounds if they can get one more!
4. S04E04Fifty Years OnJanuary 25, 1986—It's Miss Courtney's birthday, and finding Ingrid's mink coat in her office, she assumes that it's a present...
5. S04E05Time and TideFebruary 1, 1986—Mr Brown finds himself in deep water when he takes the students down the River Thames to improve their knowledge of English history.
6. S04E06Ghoulies and GhostiesFebruary 8, 1986—Mr Brown scoffs at the suggestion that the school is haunted.
7. S04E07Mama MiaFebruary 15, 1986—Giovanni's mother visits him at the school.
8. S04E08A Rash DecisionFebruary 22, 1986—Mr Brown and all the students catch a rash and fever, and soon they are admitted to a quarantine ward.
9. S04E09Wedding FeverMarch 1, 1986—Juan is accidentally locked in the school on the night before his wedding!
10. S04E10Everybody's OutMarch 8, 1986—There is discontent when the students form their own union.
11. S04E11The First LadyMarch 22, 1986—Mr Brown is suffering from flu and has a bizarre dream involving destruction at the school.
12. S04E12Teacher's PetApril 5, 1986—Mr Brown brings his neighbour's dog to class.
13. S04E13End of TermApril 12, 1986—The school is closed and Miss Courtney is busy preparing for a European tour, while Mr Brown and the students arrive to find out how they ha

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