Married to the Kellys (2003–2004)

1. S01E01PilotOctober 3, 2003—Tom and Susan, newly transplanted to Kansas City, are invited over for dinner and game night. The reserved Tom, terrified at the prospect of
2. S01E02BarbecueOctober 10, 2003—After Tom loses a taco-eating contest to the Kelly men, he tries to prove his machismo by hosting a barbeque – but he can't assemble his new
3. S01E03Lewis May Have a GirlfriendOctober 17, 2003—Tom meets a girl in a clothing store and decides to set her up with his socially awkward brother-in-law Lewis. The date seems to go well unt
4. S01E04Corrupting ChrisOctober 24, 2003—Tom tries to convince Chris that the family is taking advantage of his overly-helpful generousity and decides to loosen him up by taking him
5. S01E05Tom Makes a FriendOctober 31, 2003—When Tom meets fellow New Yorker Bob they instantly become best friends but the same can't be said when their wives meet. Susan tells Tom th
6. S01E06Awkward SilenceNovember 7, 2003—Tom feels awkward around Bill because he thinks that they don't have anything in common. Meanwhile, Mary and Chris prepare to compete in an
7. S01E07The New CarNovember 14, 2003—Sandy isn't happy when Tom and Susan buy a small car because it means that they're not thinking about starting a family any time soon.
8. S01E08The ApartmentNovember 21, 2003—Susan finds out that Tom is still renting their old New York apartment after Lewis decides to skip Thanksgiving dinner with the family so th
9. S01E09Susan's SecretNovember 28, 2003—Tom becomes so preoccupied with getting Chris a great present for his birthday and trying to impress the family at the birthday party that h
10. S01E10A Kelly CarolDecember 12, 2003—Tom and Susan are obliged to stay overnight at the Kellys' on Christmas Eve to help with Sandy's frantic Christmas preparations, and Sandy h
11. S01E11Tom Doesn't Get ItJanuary 9, 2004—Tom breaks a promise to join Susan and her family for dinner and instead goes drinking with the gas utility man.
12. S01E12Who's Pants are Smarter?January 23, 2004—The rivalry between Tom and Mary heats up when he shows her up at her own award presentation and is invited to be a guest speaker at her uni
13. S01E13The ContractorJanuary 30, 2004—Tom wants to turn a storage room into his own private sanctuary so he hires a contractor named Mike after meeting the man's parents, who are
14. S01E14A Portrait of SusanFebruary 13, 2004—Tom notices that his new doctor, Jim Coglan, has an old portrait of Susan up in his office and discovers that the man was actually a childho
15. S01E15Lewis Turns Twenty-FunFebruary 20, 2004—Tom discovers that the family is throwing Lewis a childish birthday party in honor of his 21st birthday so he convinces Chris to treat the b
16. S01E16Double DatingFebruary 27, 2004—Tom wants to socialize with couples other than Mary and Chris, so Susan – who has a history of disastrous set-ups – secretly sets up his fri
17. S01E17Chris and Mary FightMarch 5, 2004—Mary moves in with Tom and Susan after she has a fight with Chris. Meanwhile, Lewis invites his girlfriend over for dinner.
18. S01E18Talk RadioMarch 12, 2004—Mary sets up a talk-radio interview for Tom to brag about the Kellys. But when the bitter talk show host twists Tom's every Kelly compliment
19. S01E19The Other SisterMarch 19, 2004—When Susan's sister, Lisa, comes home after studying abroad, Tom finds himself back in the doghouse when he supports her decision to quit sc
20. S01E20The PlanMarch 26, 2004—Chris loses his job but doesn't tell Mary, Susan worries that she and Tom have no long-term financial plan, and Lewis decides to move out af
21. S01E21The Good Son-in-LawApril 16, 2004—Chris borrows money from Tom to start his own house-refurbishing business, and Tom is offered a job ghostwriting a book for a famous footbal
22. S01E22Kansas v. Tom's ParentsApril 23, 2004—Tom's pretentious parents from New York attend Bill and Sandy Kelly's anniversary party in Kansas, and Chris refuses to sell the house he ju

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