My Little Margie

1. S01E01Reverse PsychologyJune 9, 1952—Both Margie and Vern use a book on reverse psychology to get each other to breakup with their prospective mates, Freddie and Roberta, respec
2. S01E02A Friend for RobertaJune 16, 1952—Margie tries to get a date for Roberta with a famous opera star so she will leave Vern alone. However, the singer thinks its Margie who want
3. S01E03Radioactive MargieJune 23, 1952—Margie writes a fake letter saying there is uranium on some property Freddie has inherited so Vern will give him a job. Vern finds out what
4. S01E04Margie Sings OperaJune 30, 1952—Margie gets an opera singer to perform at a party to impress one of Vern's clients. When the singer cancels, Margie must replace him by disg
5. S01E05Margie's Sister SallyJuly 7, 1952—Vern sets Margie up on a date with a client's son. Margie sees a photo of a little boy so she disguises herself as an 11-year-old girl. When
6. S01E06Costume PartyJuly 14, 1952—Margie and Mr. Honeywell try to trick Vern into going to a costume party by saying Roberta will be there with another man. Meanwhile, a thie
7. S01E07Margie Plays DetectiveJuly 21, 1952—In order to get Vern to take her on a trip to Havana, Margie promises to be on her best behaviour. Events conspire to ruin her plan as all k
8. S01E08InsuranceJuly 28, 1952—When Vern's doctor tells him he needs to get in better shape for his insurance he does so by walking instead of going by car and cutting bac
9. S01E09Margie's MinkAugust 11, 1952—When Margie receives a mink coat by mistake, she tries to impress Vern by telling him a man sent it to her. When the man who bought the coat
10. S01E10Efficency ExpertAugust 18, 1952—Vern wants Margie to date someone with ambition so in retaliation she starts dating Mr. Honeywell's nephew, an obnoxious effeciency expert,
11. S01E11The Hooded VernAugust 25, 1952—Margie pretends to be a spy so she can meet a handsome FBI agent. When he uncovers her plot, he and Vern conspire to teach her a lesson.

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01The ContractSeptember 1, 1952—Both Vern and Margie find themselves with one date too many and try to conceal the fact so their dates won't find out about each other.
2. S02E02Vern's ChumsSeptember 8, 1952—Margie invites Freddie's parents to dinner to try and drum up some investment business for Vern. Vern thinks it must mean Margie and Freddie
3. S02E03Conservative MargieOctober 4, 1952—To impress a very conservative client of Vern's, Margie pretends to be an old-fashioned girl, but the client is so pleased she expects Margi
4. S02E04Margie's CareerOctober 11, 1952—Margie gets a job as a singer in a nightclub which is frequented by gangsters. A concerned Vern hires an actor to pose as a gangster to scar
5. S02E05Vern Needs a RestOctober 18, 1952—Margie tries to convince Vern to go on vacation to Florida by making him think he's having a nervous breakdown.
6. S02E06Missing LinkOctober 25, 1952—When Margie is conned into buying the contract of a has-been wrestler she tries to make back her money by claiming she and Freddie are big g
7. S02E07The Blonde MargieNovember 1, 1952—To breakup Margie and Freddie, Vern sets Freddie up on a date with Mr. Honeywell's niece, but Margie finds out, becomes a blonde and pretend
8. S02E08Who's Married?January 1, 1953—Margie poses as Freddie's wife to help him get a job with one of Vern's clients who only hires married men. When Vern is at the meeting too,
9. S02E09New NeighborsJanuary 8, 1953—Mr. Todd arranges for Vern's new client to move into the apartment above the Albrights so he will be in close proximity for business dealing
10. S02E10Motorcycle CopJanuary 15, 1953—Margie gets a speeding ticket from a motorcycle cop who wants to date her, so she and Mrs. Odetts plan to prove her innocence.
11. S02E11The IndiansJanuary 22, 1953—Vern hires an actor to pose as a client to keep Margie away from the actual man. But the real client overhears Margie telling the actor she
12. S02E12The Two LieutenantsJanuary 29, 1953—Mrs. Odetts has been writing letter to servicemen using Margie's name and photos. Now two of the servicemen are in town and want to meet the
13. S02E13Hollywood TripFebruary 5, 1953—Margie, Vern and Mrs. Odetts take a trip to Hollywood. Trying to crash the movies, Margie pretends to be an acrobat and Mrs. Odetts pretends
14. S02E14Hillbilly MargieFebruary 12, 1953—When a group of mountain folk inherit stock in Honeywell & Todd, Margie and Vern must pose as hillbillies to get it back.
15. S02E15HypochondriacFebruary 19, 1953—When a client of Vern's backs out of a deal because of her sick grandson, Margie's trip to Paris is canceled. Margie learns the grandson is
16. S02E16Cry WolfFebruary 26, 1953—When Vern won't take her on a trip to Mexico, Margie hires a press agent to make it seem she is involved with a notorious playboy. Vern unco
17. S02E17Homely MargieMarch 5, 1953—To keep a young client away from Margie, Vern shows him a picture which has been retouched to make her look homely. When Margie has to meet
18. S02E18Trapped FreddieMarch 12, 1953—Vern promises Margie a new car if she won't see Freddie for one month. Unaware that Freddie is already there, Margie agrees, then must try t
19. S02E19Vern, the FailureMarch 19, 1953—Vern feels like a failure after attending his class reunion, so Margie tries to get him promoted by pretending another firm has offered him
20. S02E20Stock ControlMarch 26, 1953—Margie finds herself in possession of some very important stock and takes advantage of the situation.
21. S02E21Buried TreasureApril 2, 1953—When the Albrights buy a run-down country house, Vern tries to keep Margie occupied by planting a phony treasure map.
22. S02E22The Golf GameApril 9, 1953—Freddie has a job at Honeywell & Todd and Margie is afraid he will lose it if he can't play a good game of golf to impress a prospective cli
23. S02E23They Also ServeApril 16, 1953—Margie and Vern are forced to take jobs as a maid and butler to have a place to sleep when their hotel reservations are canceled. The only p
24. S02E24The NewlywedsApril 23, 1953—Margie inadvertently causes trouble between her newlywed neighbors by an offhand remark about not letting jealousy break up their marriage.
25. S02E25To Health with YogaApril 30, 1953—Margie tries to meet the author of a book on yoga by telling some fibs that keep growing.
26. S02E26Young VernMay 7, 1953—When Vern starts feeling old because Roberta is dating a younger man, Margie tries to help out by having his hair dyed while he sleeps and e
27. S02E27A Horse on VernMay 14, 1953—Margie gets a job as a newspaper reporter but runs into some trouble over a missing horse.
28. S02E28Girl Against the WorldMay 21, 1953—Freddie can't get his play produced because it is too far-fetched, so Margie, Freddie and Mrs. Odetts act out the play as though it were rea
29. S02E29Mrs. Margie CalkinsMay 28, 1953—Margie poses as her neighbor's wife in order to scare off an old girlfriend, but the plan backfires and his old flame decides to move into t
30. S02E30Vern's New GirlfriendJune 4, 1953—Margie tries to prevent a gold-digging blonde from hooking her father.
31. S02E31Father's Little HelperJune 11, 1953—Margie convinces Vern to let her help him land a deal with two rich Texans, but when they turn out to be phonies Margie has to try and save
32. S02E32Delinquent MargieJune 18, 1953—Mrs. Odetts enlists the help of Margie and Vern to get $6000 dollars out of her trust fund so she can buy a hot rod car.
33. S02E33A Mother for VernJune 25, 1953—Margie has to pose as Vern's mother in order to get a client to sign with him.
34. S02E34Freddie's FormulaJuly 2, 1953—Vern offers to take care of a client's pet white cat, but Margie thinks its a stray and lets Freddie use it to try out his new invention, a
35. S02E35The Truck DriverJuly 9, 1953—A truck driver runs into Margie's car in order to ask her on a date. Vern and Mr. Honeywell think he's only a gold-digger, so they convince
36. S02E36Margie's Helping HandJuly 16, 1953—Margie asks Vern for the money to pay a charity pledge and then gets a lecture on responsibility, so she sets out to prove she really does w
37. S02E37Double TroubleJuly 23, 1953—To keep Margie from wanting to go on a trip to South America, Vern hires an actor to court her. Margie uncovers the plot and uses the actor'

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01A Present for DadSeptember 2, 1953—Margie wants to have her portrait painted as a present for Vern's birthday. Short on money, she arranges to pretend to be the girlfriend of
2. S03E02Campus HomecomingSeptember 9, 1953—Vern plans to do some business with the Dean at his college reunion, but Margie intends to teach him a lesson when she finds out he and his
3. S03E03A Day at the BeachSeptember 16, 1953—Vern calls in sick so he can take the day off and go to the beach with Margie at her suggestion. Trouble arises when he runs into a client a
4. S03E04My Little BookieSeptember 23, 1953—Vern hides the fact that he got a bonus and tells Margie he is in danger of losing his job if she doesn't start economizing. Margie tries to
5. S03E05Go North, Young GirlSeptember 30, 1953—Vern tells Margie he will take her to Hawaii if she can last through a Canadian hunting trip. He's convinced she won't be able to take it, b
6. S03E06Margie, the WriterOctober 7, 1953—Vern tries to get Margie interested in writing, thinking it will keep her out of trouble. In order to research her book, Margie starts prete
7. S03E07My Little ClementineOctober 14, 1953—Margie asks Vern for a job at Honeywell & Todd, but Vern says no. When Margie's lookalike cousin arrives, Vern thinks its Margie in disguise
8. S03E08That's the SpiritOctober 21, 1953—Margie tries to convince Vern to be more aggressive with Mr. Honeywell by taking him to a phony seance in which Mrs. Odetts pretends to be a
9. S03E09Margie's Phantom LoverOctober 28, 1953—Vern and Mr. Honeywell make Margie believe she has a secret admirer to keep her from entering an auto race. When Margie tries to find out wh
10. S03E10Margie's BabyNovember 4, 1953—Margie tries to help the daughter of Vern's new client. He doesn't know his daughter is married and has a baby, so Margie has to pretend the
11. S03E11A Slight MisunderstandingNovember 11, 1953—Margie tries to help her neighbors repair their marriage by making the wife jealous, but Vern and Freddie end up thinking they are having an
12. S03E12Vern's Secret Fishing PlaceNovember 18, 1953—Vern always wins the annual fishing tournament and Mr. Honeywell offers Margie a mink coat if she will help him beat Vern.
13. S03E13Comedy of TerrorsNovember 25, 1953—Vern is the foreman on a jury that convicts a gangster. Worried about her father's safety, Margie sets a trap for what she thinks are the ga
14. S03E14What's Cooking?December 2, 1953—Margie invites Mr. Honeywell and a prospective client to dinner. She lets Freddie, who now has a job selling cookware, make the dinner. What
15. S03E15Vern's Two DaughtersDecember 9, 1953—Vern doesn't want Margie to meet a client's son, so he sends her out of town and has Roberta pose as Margie. When a suspicious Margie return
16. S03E16Chubby Little MargieDecember 16, 1953—Vern convinces Margie to break her date with a Marine to go out with a client's son. An angry Margie uses helium to inflate her dress so she
17. S03E17Margie's Millionth MemberDecember 23, 1953—The set and costumes used in the ""My Little Margie"" episode ""Margie's Millionth Member"" are from ""Rocky Jones Space Ranger"". Both sets
18. S03E18Meet Mr. MurphyDecember 30, 1953—Margie agrees to babysit for a chimpanzee that belongs to one of Vern's clients. Vern, not realizing who the chimp belongs to, pays Freddie
19. S03E19Vern Gets the BirdJanuary 6, 1954—Margie must pretend to be a birdwatching enthusiast in order to keep a client of Vern's around long enough to sign a new contract.
20. S03E20Vern RetiresJanuary 13, 1953—A misunderstanding over Mr. Honeywell's health leads to Vern being fired. Now Margie must scheme to get his job back.
21. S03E21Health FarmJanuary 20, 1954—At a health farm for wealthy women, Margie switches identity with a friend who wants to be sure her new boyfriend isn't after her money.
22. S03E22Day and NightJanuary 27, 1954—Vern tells Margie if one more thing goes wrong she won't get her trip to Sun Valley. Margie then gets into trouble when she tries to operate
23. S03E23Mexican StandoffFebruary 3, 1954—Margie, Vern and Mrs. Odetts go to Mexico to see a client and run into plenty of trouble and misunderstandings.
24. S03E24Margie's Manproof LipstickFebruary 10, 1954—Freddie has a new job selling lipstick that lasts three months. When Margie messes up a demonstration Freddie was trying to give to Vern's n
25. S03E25Margie BabysitsFebruary 17, 1954—Margie and Vern babysit for client's grandson who happens to be an obnoxious brat. What Margie doesn't realize is that the old lady neighbor
26. S03E26Case of the Helping HandFebruary 24, 1954—Vern thinks his job is being taken over by an ambitious young man at Honeywell & Todd. The man is a big fan of murder mysteries, so Margie a
27. S03E27SleepwalkingMarch 3, 1954—Margie decides she wants to live in a ground floor apartment and to convince Vern it is a good idea she makes him believe he walks in his sl
28. S03E28A Proposal for PapaMarch 10, 1954—Mr. Honeywell makes Vern hire the daughter of a client to be his secretary. When the girl falls for Vern and wants to marry him, Margie trie
29. S03E29Vern's SonMarch 17, 1954—To keep a new client away from Margie, Vern lies and says he has a son instead of a daughter. When the client wants to meet Vern's son, Marg
30. S03E30Daughter-At-LawMarch 24, 1954—Margie's new boyfriend is a lawyer who convinces Margie Vern has no legal right to treat her like a child.
31. S03E31The New FreddieMarch 31, 1954—In order to breakup Margie and Freddie, Vern and Mr. Honeywell convince Freddie that Margie would like him better if he acted like a cave ma
32. S03E32Tugboat MargieApril 14, 1954—When Vern and Freddie are called to duty by the Navy, Margie ends up a stowaway on their ship.
33. S03E33En GardeApril 14, 1954—Vern gets carried away with fencing lessons and neglects Roberta. Mr. Honeywell hires a Frenchman to make Vern jealous.
34. S03E34Honeyboy HoneywellApril 21, 1954—Convinced Mr. Honeywell would be a better boss if he were a married man, Margie gets him a date at a lonely hearts club. When the woman turn
35. S03E35Careless MargieApril 28, 1954—Margie is careless with her money, so Vern tries to teach her a lesson about financial management. Margie ends up thinking her father has go
36. S03E36Vern on the LamMay 5, 1954—Vern gets into trouble when he forgets his entry permit on a trip to South America and ends up tangling with a commander, unaware that he is
37. S03E37Margie and the ShahMay 12, 1954—Despite Vern's objections, Margie is determined to meet Vern's old fraternity brother, the Shah of Zena...even if it means sneaking into his
38. S03E38Margie and the BagpipesMay 19, 1954—When Margie accidentally breaks a set of antique bagpipes belonging to the head of a Scottish lodge, she tries to replace them with Mr. Hone
39. S03E39Dutch TreatMay 26, 1954—Margie poses as a 12-year-old immigrant girl to help Mr. Todd out of a misunderstanding he is having with his wife over a check he wrote.

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Kangaroo StorySeptember 1, 1954—Roberta is trying to convince her visiting father that New York is a respectable place to live. Things go awry because Freddie just happens
2. S04E02The All AmericanSeptember 8, 1954—Vern refuses to take Margie along on a trip to sign up a football player, but Margie just happens to run into him right here at home.
3. S04E03Vern's Guilty FeelingSeptember 15, 1954—When Vern feels Margie isn't coming to him with her problems, she makes up a phony story about being jilted.
4. S04E04Star of KhyberSeptember 22, 1954—Margie tries to help a private detective find a maharaja's stolent jewel, but only succeeds in making everyone think she's involved in the t
5. S04E05Parrot GoldSeptember 29, 1954—Mr. Honeywell is made trustee of an eccentric millionaire's fortune, but doesn't know where the money is hidden. He enlists the help of Vern
6. S04E06Real GeorgeOctober 6, 1954—When a man who wants to date Margie and accidentally gets the wrong name, Mrs. Odetts thinks she has a secret admirer.
7. S04E07The Do-GooderOctober 13, 1954—Margie tries to prove to Vern that she isn't spoiled by doing a good deed, but ends up getting involved in secret Air Force mission.
8. S04E08Convention StoryOctober 20, 1954—At a Miami convention, Vern is dating a man's daughter so he will vote for Mr. Honeywell in an election. Margie and Roberta misunderstand an
9. S04E09Shipboard StoryOctober 27, 1954—Margie wants Vern to take her to London. When he refuses, she hires a man to pretend they are going to elope as soon as Vern leaves.
10. S04E10A Job for FreddieNovember 3, 1954—Vern thinks Freddie takes too much money from Margie. He tells Margie if Freddie keeps a job for one week he will double her allowance, if n
11. S04E11Switzerland StoryNovember 10, 1954—Vern and Margie try desparately to locate a client. They rush to Switzerland thinking they have found him at a chess match, but it turns out
12. S04E12Big Chief VernNovember 17, 1954—Margie gets carried away with flying lessons. To distract her, Vern plants a fake map which supposedly leads to an Indian gold mine in Mrs.
13. S04E13Vern's Winter VacationNovember 24, 1954—Margie poses as Freddie's bride after he wins a trip to Palm Beach by using a phony story.
14. S04E14San Francisco StoryDecember 1, 1954—In San Francisco, Vern's rival tricks Margie into interfering in a Chinese family feud, not realizing one of the men is Vern's client.
15. S04E15Operation RescueDecember 8, 1954—Margie tries to help Vern get out of a romance by pretending the family is insane. The only problem is, she mistakes a woman client for the
16. S04E16Subconcious ApproachDecember 15, 1954—Margie tries to make Vern stand up to Mr. Honeywell by playing records with messages on them while he sleeps. Vern catches on and teaches he
17. S04E17The New NeighborDecember 22, 1954—Margie takes a job with her new neighbor, an inventor, so she can pay for a mink coat she bought.
18. S04E18Margie's ClientDecember 29, 1954—Vern and Mr. Honeywell tell Margie they want her help getting a client to renew his contract, when what they are really hoping is that she w
19. S04E19Miss WhoozisJanuary 5, 1955—Margie gets a job modeling clothes for a fashion designer. When she wants to date the photographer, she breaches her contract by posing for
20. S04E20Murder in BermudaJanuary 12, 1955—While vacationing in Bermuda with her father, Margie thinks she has witnessed a murder, but no one will believe her.
21. S04E21The Unexpected GuestJanuary 19, 1955—When Mr. Honeywell lends the Albright's apartment to a client and then Margie and Vern return unexpectedly, they are forced into pretending
22. S04E22Mardi GrasJanuary 26, 1955—Margie and Vern go to New Orleans during Mardi Gras where a prospective client asks their help in getting his obnoxious brother-in-law to le
23. S04E23Vern's Mother-In-LawFebruary 2, 1955—Vern tells the story of how he married Margie's mother and was hired by Honeywell & Todd.
24. S04E24Too Many GhostsFebruary 9, 1955—In England, Margie tries to help a client sell one of his castles. However, the prospective buyer only wants it if it is haunted, so Margie
25. S04E25Make Up Your MindFebruary 16, 1955—Margie and Mrs. Odetts try to convince a client to make a trip to Hawaii because they will also get to go along.
26. S04E26Hawaii StoryFebruary 23, 1955—When a client of Vern's prefers younger men, Margie has to pretend she is 12 years old.
27. S04E27Las Vegas StoryMarch 2, 1955—In Las Vegas, Margie gambles in a client's casino as a favor to the man's niece. When he gets suspicious of her winning streak, Margie hides
28. S04E28Vern's Flying SaucerMarch 9, 1955—Margie messes up a live TV show sponsored by one of Vern's clients and Vern and Mr. Honeywell end up thinking aliens have landed when they w
29. S04E29Margie's New BoyfriendMarch 16, 1955—Vern tells Margie that Freddie is too much of a weakling and she should find a real man. Her answer is to come home with an obnoxious Marine
30. S04E30Corpus DelectiMarch 23, 1955—Freddie has a new job working for a private eye and when he and Margie find a murderer's diary in an old trunk they decide to investigate. T
31. S04E31Mr. UraniumMarch 30, 1955—Vern and Margie set out to locate a reclusive man who has a uranium claim. Vern thinks he has found the right man, but it turns out it's act
32. S04E32The Big TelecastApril 6, 1955—Margie lets a group of circus performers stay at the Albright apartment, unaware that Vern has arranged to be interviewed there on live tele
33. S04E33Margie's RecipeApril 13, 1955—Vern tries to impress a prospective client by having Margie cook a fancy dinner. When Margie learns he heads a local opera company, she deci
34. S04E34Papa and MamboApril 20, 1955—Mr. Honeywell has promised Vern that he will step down and give Vern the presidency of the company, but when the time comes, he's not ready
35. S04E35Matinee IdolApril 27, 1955—Margie gets involved with an actor who is trying to make his leading lady jealous and the leading lady uses Vern for the same purpose.
36. S04E36Countess MargieMay 4, 1955—Margie switches identities with a countess who wants to test her boyfriend's motives.
37. S04E37Margie's Baseball PlayerMay 11, 1955—Margie tries to help Vern get a contract with the owner of a baseball club.
38. S04E38Vern's ButterfliesMay 18, 1955—Margie tricks Vern into going on vacation by telling him a prospective client is at the hotel she has chosen for his rest.
39. S04E39Margie's ElopementMay 25, 1955—Margie helps the daughter of one of Vern's clients elope against her father's wishes. Vern thinks it is Margie who has eloped.

Season 4 ranked & reviewed