Malcolm in the Middle

1. S01E01PilotJanuary 9, 2000 7.9Malcolm finds his life as the middle brother in an eccentric family made even more difficult by his being placed in a class for "gifted" stu
2. S01E02Red DressJanuary 16, 2000 8.5Lois must take drastic steps to discover which of her sons ruined the special dress she bought for an anniversary dinner with Hal.
3. S01E03Home Alone 4January 23, 2000 8.3Lois and Hal leave the boys alone for the weekend with Francis, promising that if all goes well, Francis may not have to go back to military
4. S01E04ShameFebruary 6, 2000 8.8Malcolm feels guilty after beating up a seven year old; Hal takes heat after cutting down a tree; Francis tries to sabotage Spangler's sex e
5. S01E05Malcolm BabysitsFebruary 13, 2000 8.5While his family is reduced to living in a trailer in their driveway while their house is fumigated, Malcolm luxuriates while babysitting fo
6. S01E06SleepoverFebruary 20, 2000 8.0During a sleepover, Malcolm sneaks Stevie out of the Kenarin house and loses his wheelchair; Francis deals with hazing at military school; a
7. S01E07Francis EscapesFebruary 27, 2000 7.7Malcolm's brother, Francis, runs away from military school and comes home to see his girlfriend.
8. S01E08Krelboyne PicnicMarch 12, 2000 8.2The whole family attend a Krelboyne family picnic, and Malcom dreads his performance in the event's "Academic Circus" will make him look lik
9. S01E09Lois vs. EvilMarch 19, 2000 8.3The family suffers in poverty after Lois gets fired from the grocery store; Francis loves his new assignment as part of an honor guard at a
10. S01E10Stock Car RacesApril 2, 2000 8.0While Hal secretly takes the boys to the stock car races, Lois desperately searches for her missing paycheck.
11. S01E11FuneralApril 9, 2000 8.2Malcolm talks the family out of going to a relative's funeral, so he can go on his first date instead.
12. S01E12CheerleaderApril 16, 2000 8.2Malcolm helps Reese become a male cheerleader to attract a girl; Francis has a heart-to-heart conversation with headmaster Spangler; Dewey i
13. S01E13Season's bestRollerskatesApril 30, 2000 9.0Malcolm suffers under his father's roller skating tutelage, while Lois is sidelined with a nasty back injury.
14. S01E14The Bots and the BeesMay 7, 2000 8.6While Lois is out of town visiting Francis after his appendectomy, Malcolm and his friends build a robot, but Hal reverts to his pre-marriag
15. S01E15SmundayMay 14, 2000 8.4When Lois gets sick, Malcolm and his brothers convince her it's Sunday so they can stay home from school...while Hal heeds the Siren song of
16. S01E16Water ParkMay 21, 2000 8.7Malcolm and Reese spend the day fighting at a water park; Francis gets into a different kind of pool match with Spangler; and Dewey stays ho

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Traffic JamNovember 5, 2000 8.3Stranded in a traffic jam, Malcolm meets his match in an intriguing young girl; Reese attempts to break into an ice cream truck; and Lois tr
2. S02E02Halloween ApproximatelyNovember 8, 2000 8.0Malcolm and his brothers build the ultimate stealth weapon, while Hal and Lois battle a speeding car that terrorizes their neighborhood.
3. S02E03Lois's BirthdayNovember 12, 2000 8.0When the boys demolish Lois' meager hopes for a happy birthday, she runs away from home.
4. S02E04Dinner OutNovember 15, 2000 8.0Malcolm's family goes out to dinner with the straight-laced Kenarbans, while Francis makes the mistake of inviting local girls to a party at
5. S02E05CasinoNovember 19, 2000 8.2When the family takes a vacation to a casino, Hal gets banned from gambling and takes Malcolm and Reese on an ill-fated trek into the desert
6. S02E06ConventionNovember 22, 2000 8.2Malcolm and Reese compete with Dewey for a cute babysitter's attention, while Hal and Lois attend a convention where Hal can't resist fighti
7. S02E07RobberyNovember 26, 2000 8.4While Hal and the boys are besieged by bats after Hal brings home an antique armoire; Lois gets robbed at work.
8. S02E08TherapyNovember 29, 2000 8.2Malcolm gets into therapy to get out of class; Francis cleans up on laundry duty; Dewey turns out to be a skittles prodigy; and Hal and Lois
9. S02E09High School PlayDecember 10, 2000 7.3Malcolm's friendships suffer when he becomes the suddenly popular star of a high school play; Hal and Dewey build their very own Utopia from
10. S02E10The BullyDecember 17, 2000 7.8When Reese gives up his position as school bully, Malcolm suffers at the hands of his successors; Francis dreads his upcoming birthday at Ma
11. S02E11Old Mrs. OldJanuary 7, 2001 8.6Malcolm gets in trouble with an elderly neighbor; Francis' slacker friend enrolls at Marlin Academy; Dewey trades his backpack for a purse.
12. S02E12Krelboyne GirlJanuary 14, 2001 8.6Malcolm experiences his first crush as a confusing mix of love and hate; Francis tries to avoid discipline for his latest prank; Dewey overr
13. S02E13New NeighborsJanuary 21, 2001 8.2New neighbors, who turn out to be even more awful than Malcolm's family, move in next door; the Marlin Academy cadets prepare for a visit fr
14. S02E14Hal QuitsFebruary 4, 2001 8.4Hal quits his job to become an artist; Francis suffers though a week of inventory work at Lucky Aide; and Malcolm begins to wonder about his
15. S02E15The GrandparentsFebruary 11, 2001 8.0Lois' disapproving parents visit; Francis goes to Mardi Gras but gets stopped by food poisoning.
16. S02E16Traffic TicketFebruary 18, 2001 8.0Lois disputes a cop's claim she was driving recklessly, and orders Francis to pay off $750 in parking tickets he racked up under her name.
17. S02E17SurgeryFebruary 25, 2001 7.8Malcolm is hospitalized for an appendectomy; Francis stages a hunger strike at Marlin Academy.
18. S02E18Reese CooksMarch 4, 2001 7.8Reese discovers a talent for cooking; Malcolm tries to convince a Krelboyne classmate not to have a party; Francis is forced to write a term
19. S02E19Tutoring ReeseMarch 11, 2001 8.3Malcolm tries to help Reese bring his grades up; Francis is exiled to a friend's house after defying Lois' order to patch the roof.
20. S02E20BowlingApril 1, 2001 8.3Malcolm and Reese's trip to a bowling alley is seen in two versions; one with Hal chaperoning and one with Lois doing the honors.
21. S02E21Malcolm vs. ReeseApril 22, 2001 8.2Francis forces Malcolm and Reese compete to "earn a coveted ticket to a wrestling match; Dewey loses Craig's cat while Craig is away at a co
22. S02E22Mini-BikeApril 29, 2001 7.8The younger boys try to convince Lois to let them have a mini-bike; Hal attends a father-son weekend at Marlin Academy.
23. S02E23CarnivalMay 6, 2001 7.8Malcolm, Reese, Dewey, and Stevie sneak out to a county fair, then get locked inside after hours with a drunk, belligerent guard.
24. S02E24EvacuationMay 13, 2001 8.2Hal is inadvertently responsible for a toxic chemical spill that forces a neighborhood evacuation; Malcolm deals with being grounded even in
25. S02E25Season's bestFlashbackMay 20, 2001 8.7When Lois thinks she might be pregnant again, she and Hal argue...and remember how their lives changed with the births of each of their sons

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01HouseboatNovember 11, 2001 8.5Malcolm and Stevie's families vacation together on a houseboat; Francis decides to quit school and move to Alaska.
2. S03E02EmancipationNovember 14, 2001 8.2Malcolm and the Krelboynes do battle with a tough new teacher; Francis tries to get Lois to talk to him after his self-emancipation.
3. S03E03Book ClubNovember 18, 2001 8.3Lois joins a book club; Hal worries about getting the boys to behave while Lois is out; Francis hitchhikes through Canada with a trucker who
4. S03E04Malcolm's GirlfriendNovember 28, 2001 8.3Malcolm gets his first official girlfriend; Dewey makes a non-imaginary friend; Francis takes refuge with a mad bomber in a remote Canadian
5. S03E05CharityDecember 2, 2001 8.7Malcolm and his brothers mine personal profit from some church charity work; Francis gets a taste of life in a logging camp.
6. S03E06Health ScareDecember 9, 2001 8.2Hal sweats out a biopsy on a lump found during a medical checkup; Dewey babysits the class hamster; Lavernia challenges Francis to a fight a
7. S03E07Season's bestChristmasDecember 16, 2001 8.8Lois tries to get the boys to behave until Christmas by holding their presents hostage; Francis spends Christmas with his mean-spirited gran
8. S03E08PokerJanuary 6, 2002 8.5Hal accuses Abe of cheating him at poker; Francis weathers a storm at the logging camp; Reese and Lois attend a dance class.
9. S03E09Reese's JobJanuary 20, 2002 8.2Reese is accused of stealing at his new job; Dewey tries to convince his parents he can keep a goldfish alive; Malcolm chafes when a super-g
10. S03E10Lois's MakeoverJanuary 27, 2002 8.5Lois gets dolled up after a scathing customer review; the boys take on Hal at basketball; Francis becomes a rat catcher.
11. S03E11Company Picnic (Part 1)February 3, 2002 7.8As the picnic continues, Hal can't bring himself to admit his real identity to his boss, Malcolm further humiliates himself, and Reese bonds
12. S03E12Company Picnic (Part 2)February 3, 2002 8.0As the picnic continues, Hal can't bring himself to admit his real identity to his boss, Malcolm further humiliates himself, and Reese bonds
13. S03E13Reese DrivesFebruary 10, 2002 8.0Reese gets into trouble during his very first driving lesson; Malcolm helps Craig install a new stereo system; Francis barters a chain of fa
14. S03E14Cynthia's BackFebruary 17, 2002 8.0Malcolm reveals Cynthia's big secret to Reese; Dewey helps Hal overcome his fear of kites; a neighbor makes amends to Lois; Francis becomes
15. S03E15Hal's BirthdayMarch 3, 2002 8.2After Francis shows up with his new wife, Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey get so fed up with Lois' constant yelling, they run away from home.
16. S03E16Hal CoachesMarch 10, 2002 7.6Hal begins coaching Dewey's soccer team...much to Dewey's horror; Malcolm gets unexpected results when he programs his new computer to act o
17. S03E17Dewey's DogApril 7, 2002 8.2Dewey hides a dog from his parents; Hal and Lois try to keep a romantic date, even though both of them are sick; Commandant Spangler finds F
18. S03E18Poker #2April 21, 2002 8.0While Hal gets into a variety of one-up contests with his poker buddies, Reese sets Stevie up with the daughter of one player, while Malcolm
19. S03E19Clip ShowApril 28, 2002 7.8After the family car gets damaged and the boys won't own up to causing the incident, Hal takes them to see a psychiatrist.
20. S03E20Jury DutyMay 1, 2002 7.8While Lois is on jury duty, she pushes the other jurors to take their jobs seriously; Hal tries to solve a murder case he thinks Lois is ass
21. S03E21CliquesMay 5, 2002 8.0Malcolm and the Krelboynes are forced to join the regular student body; Hal itches to knock down Dewey's elaborate domino setup; Francis itc
22. S03E22MonkeyMay 12, 2002 8.0Craig's new helper monkey turns vicious; Reese lets the power of authority go to his head; Francis' and his wife face eviction..

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Season's bestZooNovember 3, 2002 7.8During a trip to the zoo, Hal gets jealous of Lois' former boyfriend; Dewey and Malcolm fall into a tiger pen, and Reese butts heads with a
2. S04E02HumilithonNovember 10, 2002 7.8Malcolm suffers extreme humiliation during his first week as a high school freshman; Dewey loves his first week as a latchkey kid; Francis d
3. S04E03Family ReunionNovember 17, 2002 7.8When Lois is repeatedly insulted at Hal's family reunion, the boys take revenge and Hal is prompted to finally stand up to his avoidant fath
4. S04E04Stupid GirlNovember 24, 2002 7.3Malcolm tries to "dumb down" to attract a cute, non-intellectual girl; Hal rents a steamroller and becomes addicted to crushing things.
5. S04E05Forwards BackwardsDecember 1, 2002 7.5As Malcolm and Reese fight an escalating battle of revenge, they flash back to the chain of events that led to the war; Dewey prepares for a
6. S04E06Forbidden GirlfriendDecember 15, 2002 7.5Malcolm sneaks around to date a girl whose father hates him; Hal and Lois become more productive when they can't have sex for a week; Dewey
7. S04E07Malcolm Holds His TongueJanuary 5, 2003 7.8Malcolm tries not speaking his mind; Hal takes up race-walking; Reese goes on a date with his girlfriend...and Craig.
8. S04E08Boys at RanchJanuary 12, 2003 7.3On a visit to Francis' dude ranch Hal can't help being disappointed in Francis' success; Reese and Malcolm fear Francis has turned into an o
9. S04E09Grandma SuesFebruary 2, 2003 7.8When Lois' mother visits, she trips on a leaf and decides to sue Hal and Lois..just as Lois finds out she's pregnant again.
10. S04E10If Boys Were GirlsFebruary 9, 2003 7.3Wondering about the sex of her new baby, Lois imagines what life would be like if her boys were girls.
11. S04E11Long DriveMarch 2, 2003 7.0Lois uses a long drive with Malcolm to further his sex education; Reese spends a day in prison; Dewey plants seeds of discontent in Hal's vo
12. S04E12Kicked OutMarch 9, 2003 7.0When Hal kicks Malcolm out of the house for misbehaving, Reese tries to take advantage of Hal's distraction to come up with a truly bad stun
13. S04E13Stereo StoreMarch 16, 2003 7.3Hal takes a second job at a stereo store, but has a hard time fitting in with the younger employees; the boys chafe under the sly rule of a
14. S04E14Hal's FriendMarch 30, 2003 7.3Hal spends a wild night with an old high school buddy; Malcolm tries to liberate Dabney from his mother's control; Francis spends the night
15. S04E15Garage SaleApril 6, 2003 7.3Lois puts Reese in charge of the family's garage sale; Hal restarts his old pirate radio station.
16. S04E16Academic OctathalonApril 13, 2003 7.3Malcolm competes in an academic octathlon but hates the intensity of the other competitors; Hal fights to regain Dewey's love; Reese tries t
17. S04E17Clip Show #2April 20, 2003 7.0As Lois and Hal write their wills in preparation for the baby's birth, they recall various colorful incidents with their four current childr
18. S04E18Reese's PartyApril 27, 2003 7.5When Hal and Lois go on a less-than-romantic getaway, Reese throws a party at home, which is crashed by delinquent friends of Fracis, who ta
19. S04E19Future MalcolmMay 4, 2003 7.5Malcolm meets a chess-playing bum who could be him in 30 years; Lois can't figure out why she's gaining weight; Dewey attributes his bizarre
20. S04E20Baby (Part 1)May 11, 2003 7.5Hal takes the boys to a bridal shower; Lois' mother wants to move in with the family; Malcolm gets an offer to enroll in a prestigious priva
21. S04E21Baby (Part 2)May 18, 2003 7.5While Lois goes into hard labor at home, Hal winds up unconscious and hallucinating in an emergency room, and the boys wander into a hospita
22. S04E22Day CareMay 18, 2003 7.7The family joins a church to get free day care for baby Jamie; Francis tries to help the dude ranch cash-in on a local UFO craze.

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01VegasNovember 2, 2003 7.8The family travels to Las Vegas when Hal experiences a dream about hitting the jackpot; Dewey and Reese enter an enormously obese rabbit in
2. S05E02Watching the BabyNovember 9, 2003 7.3When an exhausted Lois falls asleep, Hal goes out for diapers, only to be branded a shoplifter; three beautiful girls use Malcolm, Reese, an
3. S05E03Goodbye KittyNovember 16, 2003 7.5Stevie goes into shock when he's told Kitty divorced Abe; Reese gets caught up in the hot-and-heavy entries in a diary, unaware it belongs t
4. S05E04ThanksgivingNovember 23, 2003 7.3As Thanksgiving approaches, Malcolm has a shot at getting lucky with a sexy friend from school; Reese prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving meal;
5. S05E05Malcolm Films ReeseNovember 30, 2003 7.5Malcolm's teacher forces him to secretly record Reese as he divulges his innermost secrets; Francis strikes back after a critic writes a sca
6. S05E06Malcolm's JobDecember 7, 2003 7.0Lois gets Malcolm a job at the store, exposing Lois' well-kept secret; Hal and some other fathers start betting on babies.
7. S05E07Christmas TreesDecember 14, 2003 7.3As Christmas approaches...a layoff at work prompts Hal to make money selling Christmas trees.
8. S05E08Block PartyJanuary 4, 2004 7.3Malcolm realizes the entire neighborhood has been throwing a block party when the family leaves town for an annual vacation; Hal and Lois pa
9. S05E09Dirty MagazineJanuary 11, 2004 7.7When Malcolm becomes editor of the high school literary magazine, the principal instructs him to censor a well-written story; Lois encourage
10. S05E10Hot TubJanuary 25, 2004 7.0Lois and Hal clash after Hal purchases a hot tub; Malcolm gets his driver's permit, only to get mixed up in a dispute between Polly and her
11. S05E11Ida's BoyfriendFebruary 8, 2004 7.3Ida announces she's getting married to man who lives in Hong Kong; Malcolm gets his tongue pierced; Dewey pretends Reese doesn't exist.
12. S05E12SoftballFebruary 15, 2004 7.0Malcolm volunteers for the company's softball team, only to realize that Lois is the coach; Francis sets out to prove he's not lazy.
13. S05E13Lois's SisterFebruary 22, 2004 7.7Lois' sister Susan comes for a visit and begins lavishing the kids with expensive gifts, including a classic Mustang convertible; and Franci
14. S05E14Malcolm Dates a FamilyMarch 14, 2004 7.7Lois has a dispute with Hal and the boys' favorite restaurant; Malcolm clicks with his girlfriend's family...to the point where he forgets a
15. S05E15Reese's ApartmentMarch 21, 2004 7.7When Hal and Lois kick Reese out of the house, he ends up renting an apartment; and Malcolm helps a dumb jock write a personal essay so he c
16. S05E16Malcolm Visits CollegeMarch 28, 2004 7.3Lois accompanies Malcolm to his first college visit, where she clashes with a resident advisor; Reese pretends he's a drug user to woo a pre
17. S05E17Polly in the MiddleApril 25, 2004 7.3Polly begins dating Abe and Craig; Malcolm refuses to believe in the power of Dewey's lucky shirt; the ranch hands make fun of Francis; and
18. S05E18Dewey's Special ClassMay 2, 2004 7.3Malcolm tries to keep Dewey from scoring high on an IQ test so he doesn't end up with the Krelboyne's, but scheme backfires and Dewey is dia
19. S05E19ExperimentMay 2, 2004 7.7Reese inadvertently perfects Malcolm and Stevie's science experiment, but can't remember how he did it.
20. S05E20Season's bestVictor's Other FamilyMay 9, 2004 8.0Lois drives to Canada to meet with her sister, Roberta, and her family; Ida vows to spend all her money to get Victor's pension; and a tempo
21. S05E21Reese Joins The Army (Part 1)May 16, 2004 7.2Reese joins the army after Malcolm causes his girlfriend to break up with him; and Hal is placed under house arrest when he refuses to coope
22. S05E22Reese Joins The Army (Part 2)May 23, 2004 8.0During a simulated battle, Reese's team of soldiers ends up getting captured because Reese has trained himself not to think; and in court, t

Season 5 ranked & reviewed

1. S06E01Reese Comes HomeNovember 7, 2004 7.3While guilt-ridden Malcolm and Dewey try to do penance for driving Reese into the Army, Lois goes on a mission to find Reese and bring him h
2. S06E02Busey's Run AwayNovember 14, 2004 7.7Reclassified as "normal" at school, Dewey basks in Lois' approval but is sorely missed by his former special-needs classmates; and Hal becom
3. S06E03StandeeNovember 21, 2004 7.7Malcolm and Lois clash over an offensive advertising standee at the drug store; and Hal battles a garbage man who refuses to pick up a large
4. S06E04Season's bestPearl HarborDecember 5, 2004 8.0Neighbor Jessica convinces Malcolm that Reese is gay and Reese that Malcolm is gay; Dewey write an essay on Hal as his hero.
5. S06E05Kitty's BackDecember 12, 2004 8.0When Stevie's wayward mother Kitty returns, everyone except Lois forgives her; after an intense sunburn, Reese attempts to peel a whole, int
6. S06E06Hal's Christmas GiftDecember 19, 2004 7.7With Money too tight for Christmas gifts, Lois declares a "handmade" Christmas; Hal panics when his gifts don't measure up to those made by
7. S06E07Hal SleepwalksJanuary 16, 2005 6.5When Hal gets stressed out over buying Lois an anniversary gift, he starts sleepwalking, which Reese discovers is a highly suggestible state
8. S06E08Lois Battles JamieJanuary 23, 2005 7.0Trying to win a battle of wills with young Jamie, Lois brings Francis home to help her remember how she conquered him when he was a baby.
9. S06E09Malcolm's CarJanuary 30, 2005 7.7Malcolm uses his illegal gambling profits to buy a junk car, which quickly takes over is life; Hal discovers a talent for hair styling; and
10. S06E10BillboardFebruary 13, 2005 7.7After Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey get caught defacing a billboard advertising a strip club, they try to escape Lois' wrath by staging an impro
11. S06E11Dewey's OperaFebruary 20, 2005 8.0When his parents fight over a new bed, Dewey writes an opera based on their arguments; Malcolm gets into "street luging."
12. S06E12Living WillMarch 6, 2005 7.7Indecisive Hal is chosen to make a life-or-death decision for a neighbor he hardly knows; and Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey coach Craig on fight
13. S06E13Tiki LoungeMarch 13, 2005 8.0When Hal and Lois carve out some time for deep personal discussions, Hal is upset to learn Lois doesn't believe in an afterlife; Malcolm is
14. S06E14Ida Loses a LegMarch 20, 2005 6.8After Ida loses a leg saving Dewey from being hit by a truck, Francis is forced to stay with her, Dewey holds a funeral for the severed limb
15. S06E15Chad's SleepoverMarch 27, 2005 7.3Dewey defies his father and invites an oddball school chum for a sleepover; Malcolm and Reese discover just how unpopular they are with thei
16. S06E16No MotorcyclesApril 3, 2005 6.8On Francis' 21st birthday, Hal fulfills an old promise to take Francis on a motorcycle trip; and Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey hide from a bully
17. S06E17ButterfliesApril 10, 2005 7.7While working the night shift at the Lucky Aide, Malcolm finds a man living in the store; and Reese befriends a crop of caterpillars he acqu
18. S06E18Ida's DanceApril 17, 2005 7.3Ida forces Lois to bake a special tart for an old world saint's holiday; Malcolm meets his match with music appreciation; and Hal tries to b
19. S06E19Motivational SeminarApril 24, 2005 7.3Hal takes over for a motivational speaker at a seminar and discovers a talent for the job; Reese joins a dog pack; and Lois catches Dewey "s
20. S06E20StiltsMay 1, 2005 7.3Malcolm gets promoted to a position promoting the Lucky Aide from atop a pair of stilts; Hal tries to make up for accidentally blowing the h
21. S06E21Buseys Take a HostageMay 8, 2005 6.5While Dewey helps Francis research games for job interview; the Buseys take their teacher hostage; Malcolm talks Hal into becoming head of t
22. S06E22Mrs. Tri-CountyMay 15, 2005 6.5When the boys enter Lois in a beauty pageant as a joke, she takes it seriously and competes to win; Malcolm becomes a slave to Mr. Herkabe;

Season 6 ranked & reviewed

1. S07E01Burning ManSeptember 30, 2005 6.8When the family goes to the Burning Man Festival Malcolm falls in love with a healer; Reese falls in love with the festival; and festival go
2. S07E02Health InsuranceOctober 7, 2005 7.3When Hal's health insurance lapses for a weekend, he tries hard to keep everyone safe without letting them know why; and Lois thinks Craig i
3. S07E03Reese vs. StevieOctober 21, 2005 7.7Reese's simmering dislike for Stevie finally comes to head; Hal tries to get Dewey to quit smoking by kicking his own addiction to coffee; a
4. S07E04HalloweenOctober 28, 2005 7.4On Halloween Hal freaks out when he learns the family's house was once the site of a murder-suicide; Reese and Dewey run from an old man in
5. S07E05Jessica Stays OverNovember 4, 2005 7.5When Jessica stays with the family for few days, she shows Malcolm how to use emotional intimacy to manipulate Lois; Reese tries to mail him
6. S07E06Secret BoyfriendNovember 11, 2005 7.0Malcolm dates a popular girl who refuses to be seen in public with him; Lois tries to force Reese to get a job; and Hal gets upset when Dewe
7. S07E07BlackoutNovember 18, 2005 7.3During a blackout, events are seen from three different perspectives; Reese cooks steaks for Hal; Malcolm tries to sneak three Dutch girls i
8. S07E08Army BuddyDecember 2, 2005 7.7When Reese's female army buddy comes to visit, Reese struggles to understand his attraction to someone he considers his best friend; Hal bec
9. S07E09Malcolm Defends ReeseDecember 16, 2005 7.7To preserve an academic title he once won, Herkabe tries to get Malcolm to sabotage his grade point average; a clingy neighbor attaches hers
10. S07E10Malcolm's MoneyJanuary 6, 2006 7.7While Malcolm battles a yearbook photographer to get a good photo, Hal,Lois, and Dewey intercept a scholarship check addressed to Malcolm an
11. S07E11Bride of IdaJanuary 13, 2006 7.7While Lois and Hal accompany Dewey on a mishap-plagued trip to a piano competition, Ida brings a girl from her home country to stay with Mal
12. S07E12College RecruitersJanuary 29, 2006 7.7When Malcolm dodges advances from college recruiters, Hal is happy to be wooed instead; Reese flourishes in his new marriage, but misses a b
13. S07E13MonoFebruary 12, 2006 7.7When Lois and Malcolm are sidelines with mono, they're forced to share a bedroom; Hal gets to know his neighbors.
14. S07E14Hal GrievesFebruary 19, 2006 7.7After Hal's father dies, he refuses to grieve but indulges his sons, hoping they'll remember him more fondly than he does his father.
15. S07E15A.A.March 5, 2006 7.7Hal and Lois accompany Francis to his 1-year AA "birthday" party; left home alone, Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey argue about where to go when De
16. S07E16Season's bestLois Strikes BackMarch 19, 2006 8.3After Reese is severely humiliated by four girls at school, Lois exacts revenge on them; and Hal builds a pitching machine while hiding out
17. S07E17Hal's DentistMarch 26, 2006 7.7Hal feels betrayed when he friend Trey charges $2,000 to fix Hal's teeth; Malcolm and Dewey find a new mattress; and Reese teaches Lois how
18. S07E18Bomb ShelterApril 2, 2006 7.7A dance competition teaches Malcolm that beauty is in the eye of the beholder; Lois is determined to outlast her competition for a new truck
19. S07E19Stevie in the HospitalApril 9, 2006 7.3Malcolm's afraid to visit his best friend Stevie in the hospital; Reese becomes a master telemarketer; and someone secretly tries to drive L
20. S07E20Cattle CourtApril 16, 2006 8.0Reese pretends to be a vegetarian; Hal decides to teach Dewey a lesson about the game of "Life;" and Malcolm talks Craig into standing up to
21. S07E21MorpApril 23, 2006 6.5Malcolm organizes the outcast kids at school for an anti-prom; Reese is transformed into the perfect prom date...for a price; and Dewey hold
22. S07E22GraduationMay 14, 2006 6.1Malcolm and his folks realize his scholarships will still leave them five-thousand dollars short for his Harvard tuition. Hal promises he'll

Season 7 ranked & reviewed