Lopez vs Lopez (2022–2025)

1. S01E01Season's bestPilotNovember 4, 2022 10.0When Mayan deals with a difficult client at work, George teaches her how to handle her the Lopez way.
2. S01E02Lopez vs AnxietyNovember 11, 2022 10.0George believes he can fix Mayan’s anxiety by building her a special Lopez security system built with items from the Dollar Store.
3. S01E03Lopez vs EspañolNovember 18, 2022 10.0Mayan lies about speaking Spanish to be seen as a real Lopez in George's eyes, but the results are no bueno. Rosie attempts to teach a stubb
4. S01E04Lopez vs BirthdaysDecember 2, 2022 10.0On Chance's birthday, George throws a party, and Rosie's sisters throw shade.
5. S01E05Lopez vs GaslightingDecember 9, 2022 10.0Mayan discovers Rosie has spent years secretly blaming George for parenting mistakes she made. George coaches Chance's T-ball team to always
6. S01E06Lopez vs ChristmasDecember 16, 2022 10.0To get Mayan's divorced parents to spend Nochebuena together, she must convince Rosie to hand in her Christmas crown and George to give up t
7. S01E07Lopez vs GhostsJanuary 6, 2023 10.0When the Lopez home is disturbed by an evil spirit, the family enlists a curandero who tells them the house isn’t haunted, it’s George! The
8. S01E08Lopez vs PrideJanuary 13, 2023 10.0When Mayan becomes the brand ambassador for a human-grade dog food, George struggles to say he's proud of her for eating it. When Chance sto
9. S01E09Lopez vs Van BryanJanuary 20, 2023 10.0When Quinten's perfect dad, Sam, comes into town, George tries to prove to the family that Sam is as much of a dirtbag as he is.
10. S01E10Lopez vs Los DoyersFebruary 3, 2023—When Quinten joins George's fantasy baseball league, he hits a home run with the guys but strikes out with Mayan. Chance finds out Rosie's u
11. S01E11Lopez vs NeighborsFebruary 10, 2023 10.0When George starts a prank war with a neighborhood rival, Mayan is torn between loyalty to the Lopez way and her desire to preserve a new fr
12. S01E12Lopez vs AppropriationFebruary 17, 2023 10.0Mayan and George disagree about how to handle a lucrative business opportunity. Rosie's ethics are put to the test in the kitchen.
13. S01E13Lopez vs Second ChancesMarch 3, 2023 10.0George shows he is a less-than-perfect babysitter when he loses Chance at a discount department store. Quinten discovers Mayan's been holdin
14. S01E14Lopez vs WorkMarch 10, 2023 10.0George believes all of Mayan's problems can be solved by taking a second job, while Mayan thinks her parents work too hard. Oscar and Momo c
15. S01E15Lopez vs PrimosMarch 17, 2023—When her primos visit, Mayan and Quinten get a taste of what life could have been like had they made different choices. Rosie enlists the he
16. S01E16Lopez vs CheatingMarch 24, 2023—When a visiting veterinarian takes an interest in Mayan, she worries that she might be destined to repeat the Lopez legacy of cheating, dati
17. S01E17Lopez vs Dog QuincesMarch 31, 2023—When Churro the chihuahua turns 15, the Lopezes throw her a Quinceanera that quickly goes to the dogs. Quinten tries to help Oscar find his
18. S01E18Lopez vs GooseyApril 7, 2023—When Chance gets into a fight at school, George and Rosie blame Mayan and Quinten's loosey-goosey parenting. Rosie tries therapy and is surp
19. S01E19Lopez vs GodfatherApril 21, 2023—When Mayan's ex-Godfather, Don, returns to town, she's afraid he'll drag George back into a life of drinking, gambling, and womanizing. But
20. S01E20Lopez vs Corte CalienteApril 25, 2023—There's no order in the court when George and Rosie ask a TV judge to resolve their dispute. Mayan and Quinten enroll Chance in Folklorico d
21. S01E21Lopez vs Bucket CrabsMay 2, 2023—An old grudge reaches a boiling point when George is forced to work with a longtime business rival. Mayan gets crabby when a stay-at-home mo
22. S01E22Lopez vs Last CallMay 9, 2023—George hits the bottle as Mayan hits her limit with his behavior. Rosie is drunk with jealousy when Chance announces George is his hero.

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Lopez vs SobrietyApril 2, 2024—Mayan discovers that sobriety hasn't made George any less annoying when he challenges the family to give up their own addictions. His new sp
2. S02E02Lopez vs Moving OnApril 2, 2024—When Mayan loses her job, she goes to work for George and discovers there's nothing easy about working for Lop-EZ Movers. Rosie gives Quinte
3. S02E03Lopez vs Swap MeetApril 9, 2024—When Quinten misses out on a promotion at the Apple Store for being too soft, George and Oscar take him to the swap meet to teach him how to
4. S02E04Lopez vs PizzaApril 9, 2024—The stress of Mayan and Quinten's new jobs leads to an unexpected amount of conflict and pizza. George and Rosie find a way to benefit from
5. S02E05Lopez vs Let It GoApril 16, 2024—
6. S02E06Lopez vs Raider NationApril 16, 2024—As part of Alcoholics Anonymous, George makes amends with everyone except Oscar, who seeks an apology at a football game, but a run-in with
7. S02E07Lopez vs DreamsApril 23, 2024—When George's vivid dreams reveal he has feelings for Rosie, he avoids sleeping and gets distracted at work. When Chance tests at a genius-l
8. S02E08Lopez vs LisaApril 23, 2024—Mayan worries when George gets into a hairy situation dating a hot hairdresser. Josué gets locked into a competition with the other man in R
9. S02E09Lopez vs ConfessionsApril 30, 2024—George thinks Rosie's fiancé might be hiding an unholy secret, so he goes undercover to get him to confess and expose the truth. With weddin
10. S02E10Lopez vs GeorgeApril 30, 2024—Secrets rain down on the Lopez clan like candy from an exploding piñata when Mayan invites her therapist, Dr. Glenda Brenda, to mediate some

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Lopez vs WeddingOctober 18, 2024 1.0Mayan and Quinten refuse to let George and Rosie hijack their vision for the upcoming wedding, even if they have no idea what that vision is
2. S03E02Lopez vs HalloweenOctober 25, 2024 1.0George gets haunted and taunted by his ancestors on Día de Los Muertos. A maturing Chance refuses to participate in a family Halloween costu
3. S03E03Lopez vs In-LawsNovember 1, 2024—When Quinten's parents Sam and Ruthie visit, George and Rosie are suspicious of their Midwestern manners.
4. S03E04Lopez vs the Roast of George LopezNovember 8, 2024—After George experiences a minor fall that leaves him with cake on his face, the family begins to treat him like a fragile old man. When Cha
5. S03E05Lopez vs FriendsNovember 15, 2024—When Mayan realizes her only friend is her mother, she desperately attempts to pick up where she left off with an old classmate. George is f
6. S03E06Lopez vs OrlandoNovember 22, 2024—When Rosie's spoiled nephew Orlando visits, Mayan sets out to expose Rosie's cultural gender bias. George wants to teach Chance the value of
7. S03E07Lopez vs SantaDecember 6, 2024—While Mayan tries to track down the perfect Christmas gift for Chance, George has to settle a feud with Santa that stretches back to George'
8. S03E08Lopez vs DatelineDecember 13, 2024—When George's controversial new appliance turns up dead, he mounts a true-crime investigation; Chance tests the bounds of honesty with his f
9. S03E09Lopez vs EscándaloJanuary 3, 2025—George has a big secret to keep when he starts spending time with Rosie's ex-fiancé behind her back; Mayan tries to manage a customer's move
10. S03E10Lopez vs JosuéJanuary 10, 2025—When Rosie sues her ex-fiancé Josué for the egregious offense of wasting her time, she recruits George to be the star witness in her case; Q
11. S03E11Lopez vs MemoriesJanuary 17, 2025—George attempts to face the painful past to recover home videos; Mayan and Quinten have mixed feelings when Rosie finally dates a nice guy w
12. S03E12Lopez vs ElsaJanuary 31, 2025—Mayan pushes George to meet up with his estranged mother, Elsa. Rosie and Quinten reconnect with their inner divas when they get a karaoke m
13. S03E13Lopez vs LockoutFebruary 7, 2025—George seeks out his fitness-obsessed lawyer brother Manny’s services after the family is locked out of the house — and as always, family dr

Season 3 ranked & reviewed