Loiter Squad

1. S01E01Episode 1March 25, 2012—Dr. Muhammed is the remarkable dentist with no arms; Emo Patrick posts responses to skits on YouPoop; Tyler looses a leg in a backyard blood
2. S01E02Episode 2April 1, 2012—Thurnis Haley talks balls and soup; Xzibit refuses to pimp date's ride; Po-Po officers take down two homicidal dancers.
3. S01E03Episode 3April 8, 2012—Lionel the Booty Hunter; the Channel 5 news presents puppies and catamarans; new D'Angelo video drops.
4. S01E04Episode 4April 15, 2012—Thurnis recounts a tragedy; the police go after Cubans; and black-top bandages are created.
5. S01E05Episode 5April 22, 2012—E.T. is arrested; a basketball game takes an unusual turn; and angry ice dancers cause trouble.
6. S01E06Episode 6April 29, 2012—Included: the perils of teen pregnancy; a sexual-harassment lesson; 1980s dating videos.
7. S01E07Episode 7May 6, 2012—Thurnis Haley offers wisdom at a golf shop; Tyler and Lionel reimagine "Miami Vice." Also: a stunt demonstration.
8. S01E08Episode 8May 13, 2012—Maurice learns about paternity; the guys play with fish; and Fernando gives a dance lesson.
9. S01E09Episode 9May 20, 2012—Tennis pros meet their fans on the court; Mike G hunts a murderer; and Hodgy battles a gang.
10. S01E10Episode 10May 27, 2012 10.0Included: a court battle over a video game; kung fu; "Blackass."
11. S01E11Episode 11June 3, 2012—Included: a puppet fight; "The Mating Game"; a camouflage mishap.

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Soul FoodMarch 10, 2013—In the Season 2 premiere, Lionel tests catchphrases; Tyler trains a rookie.
2. S02E02Waiting to ExhaleMarch 17, 2013—The guys stage a reunion and skate with Tony Hawk; Lionel wakes a pal.
3. S02E03Jason's LyricMarch 24, 2013—The Po-Po need help solving a case; Blake Andersen returns; a music video debut.
4. S02E04How Stella Got Her Groove BackMarch 31, 2013—The guys greet an old friend; Jasper and Taco try out for a commercial; and Lionel lands the lead in the sequel to “The Blind Side.”
5. S02E05Poetic JusticeApril 7, 2013—The Shady Bunch go to Hawaii; Mars and Sabrina get pedicures; and Jasper offers wisdom.
6. S02E06Boyz in Da HoodApril 14, 2013—The guys are incarcerated and adopted. Later, they befriend a Finnish family.
7. S02E07Menace 2 SocietyApril 21, 2013—The guys hunt for treasure; Jasper makes a bike jump; and Earl has problems with his roommate.
8. S02E08Set It OffApril 28, 2013—Tyler clashes with his stepfather; Taco cruises around in a bathtub; and the guys receive dolls with unusual powers.
9. S02E09Jungle FeverMay 6, 2013—The guys stage an intervention; Jasper and Tyler have moral dilemmas; and Taco makes a change.
10. S02E10RootsMay 13, 2013—Emo Patrick calls someone; the guys participate in eating challenges; and Taco shares his wisdom.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Sweet Chin MusicMay 15, 2014—The guys take it to another level with Blake Anderson; Jasper shows off his cooking skills.
2. S03E02Figure Four Leg LockMay 22, 2014—The dangers of drug use in the workplace are explored; Seth Rogen gets advice from Tyler.
3. S03E03SharpshooterMay 29, 2014—Earl searches for a roommate; Lionel shares some insight.
4. S03E04Walls of JerichoJune 5, 2014—Young N**** holds a press conference and premieres his new video.
5. S03E05Rock Bottom; People's ElbowJune 12, 2014—Catchphrase Jones returns; family and friends have a funeral.
6. S03E06Stone Cold StunnerJune 19, 2014—Lionel and Jasper wrestle tigers; Maurice helps Mac Miller combat his phobias.
7. S03E07Razor's EdgeJune 26, 2014—The guys audition for roles in a movie; Left Brain has questions for people on the streets.
8. S03E08PedigreeJuly 3, 2014—Tatiana’s sleepover does not go to plan. Taco learns a valuable lesson.
9. S03E09TombstoneJuly 10, 2014—Taco becomes the smartest man in the world thanks to his sister Syd the Kyd; the guys put on the greatest show of their lives.
10. S03E10Bronco BusterJuly 17, 2014—Lionel gets a new sweat suit whilst Tyler becomes friendly with an older woman.

Season 3 ranked & reviewed