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1. S01E01PilotSeptember 20, 2004—Tony tries to relate to his teenage daughter, who is embarrassed by his exuberance and out-of-date clothes.
2. S01E02Hammer TimeSeptember 27, 2004—When Megan breaks her curfew, Tony's reprimand goes practically unnoticed so he decides to take advice from Bernie, who suggests using ""tou
3. S01E03Grandmaster of the WolfhuntOctober 4, 2004—Bernie proves to be more popular than Tony when they are both asked to speak at Megan and Mickey's school assembly.
4. S01E04Cool JerkOctober 11, 2004—Bernie's mechanic insists Tony borrow Dennis Rodman's Hummer when his car is in the shop. When Tony's car is ready he puts off giving Rodman
5. S01E05Quest For FireOctober 18, 2004—Tony follows Bernie's advice and plans a romantic evening for his wife, but Dana doesn't respond to his overtures. Meanwhile, focus groups f
6. S01E06Mickey Swallows a BeeOctober 25, 2004—When Mickey swallows a bee during a golf competition and is taken to the hospital, he becomes enamored with the medical profession. Tony is
7. S01E07The Gift of the Ton-iNovember 8, 2004—When Tony tells his wife that his dad's birthday is coming up, she implies that he couldn't find him a good gift. Offended, Tony takes the
8. S01E08Sweet CharityNovember 15, 2004—When Megan's cell phone bill is too high, Tony encourages her to do charity work so she can learn to care for people other than herself. But
9. S01E09ThanksgivingNovember 22, 2004—When Bernie and Tony secretly watch a football game on which they've placed a large bet in order to hide their gambling from Bernie's mother
10. S01E10Mickey Without A CauseNovember 29, 2004—When Mickey loses interest in school and golf, Tony searches for the source of his son's malcontent. After learning that Megan and Mickey fo
11. S01E11Enemy at the GatesDecember 13, 2004—Tony encourages Megan to take an interest in Mickey's golf tournament, but is upset when she becomes enamored with Mickey's competitor. When
12. S01E12Tony the TigerJanuary 3, 2005—Tony tries to overcome his life-long cowardice by standing up to a smoking bully at a restaurant. When Tony asks a large man at a neighborin
13. S01E13Snub Thy NeighborJanuary 17, 2005—Tony's policy of not talking to his new neighbor backfires when he and Dana discover they have not been invited to a neighborhood party. Mea
14. S01E14Weekend With BernieJanuary 31, 2005—When Dana goes out of town to supervise a monkey transfer from the Chicago Zoo, Tony invites Bernie to recuperate from his knee surgery and
15. S01E15Inky Dinky Don'tFebruary 7, 2005—Dana tries to ward off her feelings of middle-age by getting a tattoo. When Tony expresses his disapproval, Dana vows to remove the tattoo i
16. S01E16Colon-OopscopyFebruary 14, 2005—When Tony learns that he needs surgery, he is terrified, but not as scared as when he discovers that his new physician, Dr. Swerling, used t
17. S01E17Tony Whine-ManFebruary 21, 2005—After running into the man who used to relentlessly bully him as a child at summer camp, Tony decides to arrange a camp reunion where he can
18. S01E18Couch PotatoMarch 7, 2005—When Megan's soccer coach Mitch leaves, Bernie graciously offers to step in and lead the team. Tony feels like a bad father when Bernie has
19. S01E19Waiting for KleinmanMarch 21, 2005—Megan is thrilled to get the part of Gretel in the local community theater until the director asks Tony to play Hansel, figuring his ""celeb
20. S01E20Check MatesApril 11, 2005—The Kleinmans are thrilled when their neighbors, Andrew and Jane, agree to give Dana a large donation for the construction of a petting zoo.
21. S01E21Ebony and IronyApril 18, 2005—When Mickey starts hanging out with Bernie's niece, Erika, Tony invites them to the studio to show them off to his colleagues and prove how
22. S01E22Last VegasApril 25, 2005—When Tony and Bernie go to Las Vegas to promote their show, Tony anticipates a fun ""guys' weekend"" with Bernie, until Dana suggests she an

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