Ideal (2005–2011)

1. S01E01The RatJanuary 11, 2005—Nicki is getting fed up with Moz not paying her enough attention, PC turns up with a delivery, and a strange man wearing a cartoon mask lets
2. S01E02The SeductionJanuary 18, 2005—While Nicki is away, Moz tries to play - by attempting to seduce one of his new customers after seeting her at a nightclub where his best m
3. S01E03The BoyfriendJanuary 25, 2005—Colin (who's still on probation) tells Moz about the body found across the road with its hand cut off, China's got a new boyfriend, and Nick
4. S01E04The AffairFebruary 1, 2005—Moz gets rid of his stalker and China has split up with her boyfriend. Meanwhile Colin tries to flog some stolen goods (even though he's sti
5. S01E05The BackpackerFebruary 8, 2005—A face from Nicki's past arrives unexpectedly wanting to stay, the polaroids from behind the bathroom cabinet go missing and re-appear, and
6. S01E06The PartyFebruary 15, 2005—Its Moz's birthday, and all Nicki has bought him is a sandwich and some chocolate, so she decides to throw him a party in the flat.
7. S01E07The PregnancyFebruary 22, 2005—The severed hand makes a return. Moz's stalker (Craig) is back, and spends some quality time with Cartoon Head. Nicki takes a pregnancy test
8. S01E08The BodyMarch 1, 2005—Cartoon Head shoots Craig. Nicki tells Moz she's pregnant.

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01The Stag DoMarch 14, 2006—Nicki's moved in with Sangita while Moz has a nervous new neighbour, Judith. Derrick and Yasuko are due to get married and Moz is asked to b
2. S02E02The LandlordMarch 21, 2006—Moz's landlord is coming to visit at the most inopportune time.
3. S02E03The HydroponicsMarch 28, 2006 8.5Moz might be falling for his new neighbour Judith while being haunted by the ghost of Craig.
4. S02E04The SéanceApril 4, 2006—Elderly neighbour Mrs Coneybear is disturbed by strange noises and decides to hold a seance. Moz is concerned about keeping his marijuana pl
5. S02E05The BossApril 11, 2006—Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul pressure Moz into helping them carry out a kidnapping, but he refuses - until the mouse-masked hit-man's infamo
6. S02E06The GuestApril 18, 2006—It's the day of Derrick and Yasuko's wedding, but Moz has a tough time getting the groom to the registry officer on time. The dealer also ha
7. S02E07The DeliveryApril 25, 2006—PC warns Moz of an imminent drugs bust, so the dealer embarks on an unscheduled spring-cleaning exercise as he sets out to destroy all the e
8. S02E08The MoneyMay 2, 2006—Nicki wants to leave Moz, while Judith wants to go out with him. An assortment of customers are eager to hand over their money and PC is spo

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01The NightMarch 20, 2007—Moz tries to hide his dope dealing from the born again Christian builders working in his flat, and lack of sleep is making Nicki hallucinate
2. S03E02The ChristiansMarch 27, 2007—The Police Constable has fallen in love with China, Nicki thinks she's losing her mind and Brian has turned into a Goth. Meanwhile, Moz is f
3. S03E03The PyramidApril 3, 2007—Moz is desperate to disuade Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul from shooting a porn film in his bathroom. His mother Sheila joins a dodgy pyramid
4. S03E04The NestApril 10, 2007—Moz receives an unwelcome visit from gang leader, Stemroach. Meanwhile, the discovery of a wasp nest in the loft has disastrous consequences
5. S03E05The BathApril 17, 2007—Moz's attempts to enjoy a nice, warm bath are continually thwarted, initally by a steady stream of visitors requiring weed, advice and a sho
6. S03E06The Set-UpApril 24, 2007—With Nicki out celebrating her hen night, Moz reluctantly agrees to help the Police Constable to set-up Stemroach. Meanwhile Cartoon Head an
7. S03E07The CrabsMay 1, 2007—Moz is trying his best to enjoy his stag night. However, Judith has had a party mask super-glued to her face, three crabs have escaped in th
8. S03E08The WeddingMay 8, 2007—It's the morning of Moz's wedding and he's woken up next to another woman. Now all he has to do is get rid of her, overcome his nerves, defl

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01The PainsApril 28, 2008—When Moz suffers a suspected heart attack, his girlfriend Nicki re-ignites her affair with the PC.
2. S04E02The PastMay 5, 2008—Moz reminisces about 1993, the year he first moved into the flat.
3. S04E03The VodkaMay 12, 2008—When Moz gets a visit from the drunken Jenny things soon get out of hand.
4. S04E04The SecretMay 19, 2008—Despite Moz and Jenny's best efforts to keep thier affair secret it seems everybody knows what's going on
5. S04E05The WarMay 26, 2008—As the war with the Triad heats up, Psycho Paul turns Moz's flat into a bootcamp.
6. S04E06The BirthdayJune 2, 2008—Nicki's birthday party doesn't go entirely according to plan. Moz splits up with Jenny, Nicki splits up with PC and mysterious neighbour "Fi
7. S04E07The TelevisionJune 9, 2008—It's all change for Moz as Nicki moves out and new love Jenny moves in. When Keith finally delivers a new widescreen TV it's almost too big
8. S04E08The FutureJune 16, 2008—Moz and Jenny's cosy love situation is thrown into chaos when Psycho Paul's gang hole up in the flat with two members of the Triad as hostag

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01The HealerMay 11, 2009—Moz decides to stop dealing in an attempt to turn over a new leaf. Jenny is in a coma and different friends try to snap her out of it.
2. S05E02The TemptationMay 18, 2009—Moz finds it hard to resist other women with his girlfriend still in a coma. Brian finds himself falling in love with a conjoined twin.
3. S05E03The Red BagMay 25, 2009—Moz has rashly promised to get a proper job and girlfriend Jenny is determined that he keep his word. Cartoon Head has found out about Judit
4. S05E04The DocumentaryJune 1, 2009—Moz's flat is taken over by Cartoon Head's triad and then later by a TV crew.
5. S05E05The ChanceJune 8, 2009—Colin and Carmel's wedding day arrives. To escape getting a prison sentence Moz considers leaving the country. Brian finds something out tha
6. S05E06The PassportsJune 15, 2009—Moz and Jenny get ready to try and leave the country with stolen passports. When a strange crate arrives from Russia, Psycho Paul's human tr

Season 5 ranked & reviewed

1. S06E01The BusinessAugust 17, 2010—After nine months away, Moz and Jenny return to find Nicki has taken over the business.
2. S06E02The AmericanAugust 24, 2010—Moz and Jenny's plans to move to Italy are thrown into disarray when Moz learns he has been removed from the most wanted list. Brian is dump
3. S06E03The KillAugust 31, 2010—Moz discovers that Cartoon Head's gang are involved in black market organ trading. Judith and Jake embark on an ill-advised plan to kill Car
4. S06E04The PosterSeptember 7, 2010—Moz agrees to help Tilly with her new range of stained T-shirts. Jenny mistakenly believes that Moz has dumped her and gets into all kinds o
5. S06E05The LapseSeptember 14, 2010—With Jenny away, Moz finds himself falling for the charms of both his ex-girlfriend Nicki and his sophisticated American neighbour Tilly.
6. S06E06The AccidentSeptember 21, 2010—Moz asks Cartoon Head's gang for help when Keith and Carol are kidnapped by the Low triad.
7. S06E07The EarSeptember 28, 2010—Finding themselves with a body to dispose of, Moz and Psycho Paul call on Doctor Persil.
8. S06E08The HousewarmingOctober 5, 2010—While Nicki throws a monster fancy dress party, Tilly hosts a pretentious soiree upstairs. Moz is desperately trying to scrape together the

Season 6 ranked & reviewed

1. S07E01The PoliceMay 26, 2011—Moz plots to win back the heart of his true love, Jenny. However, when he discovers she has joined the police force, his plans are thrown in
2. S07E02The DebtorsJune 2, 2011—A penniless Moz calls in his debts. However, his mates seem very reluctant to pay him back. Jess falls under the spell of masked hit man Car
3. S07E03The BrothelJune 9, 2011—Moz and Nicki begin a rival hash dealing businesses but a price war starts with both businesses attempting to undercut each other. Brian and
4. S07E04The PaintingsJune 16, 2011—Mistakenly believing Moz to be an avant garde artist, Tilly arranges for him have an exhibition. Jess and Cartoon Head experiment with ketam
5. S07E05The LoveJune 23, 2011—Sitcom about a small-time drug dealer. Moz tries to turn his friendship with Tilly into a full-blown relationship. Colin hires his estranged
6. S07E06The Red KingJune 30, 2011—Moz comes face to face with a gang of deadly gingers known as the Red Mist. Carmel has to choose between Colin and Jake, whilst Yasuko leave

Season 7 ranked & reviewed