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Two and a Half Men· Season 1 · Episode 4

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

S01E04·7.5·October 13, 2003·21m·CBS

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

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#2In Season 1of 24 rated episodes
#34All-timeof 262 rated episodes
+0.4vs season avgSeason 1 averages 7.1
2003First airedOctober 13, 2003

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Conchata FerrellConchata Ferrellas BertaSteven TylerSteven Tyleras Steven Tyler

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Andy AckermanAndy AckermanDirector · Executive ProducerDon FosterDon FosterCo-Executive Producer · TeleplaySusan BeaversTeleplay · Consulting ProducerChuck LorreChuck LorreStoryLee AronsohnLee AronsohnStoryTracey OrmandyProducerSteven V. SilverDirector of PhotographyJoe BellaEditorCarol Anne MillerAssistant DirectorEddie GorodetskyEddie GorodetskyConsulting Producer

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