Fair rating?Two and a Half Men· Season 1 · Episode 4
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
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#2In Season 1of 24 rated episodes
#49All-timeof 262 rated episodes
+0.4vs season avgSeason 1 averages 7.0
2003First airedOctober 13, 2003
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Andy AckermanDirector · Executive Producer
Don FosterCo-Executive Producer · TeleplaySusan BeaversTeleplay · Consulting Producer
Chuck LorreStory
Lee AronsohnStoryTracey OrmandyProducerSteven V. SilverDirector of PhotographyJoe BellaEditorCarol Anne MillerAssistant Director
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