Greetings from Tucson

1. S01E01PilotSeptember 20, 2002—Proud and hardworking Joaquin Tiant's recent promotion has finally enabled him to move his family to a bigger house in a nice Tucson neighbo
2. S01E02My Two PadresSeptember 27, 2002—After David and Sarah accidentally get drunk at a party, David calls Uncle Ernesto instead of Joaquin to pick them up. Realizing Joaquin wil
3. S01E03DrivingOctober 4, 2002—David finds himself in hot water after he promises to drive Sarah and her friends to a concert before he actually gets his driver's permit.
4. S01E04Work EthicOctober 11, 2002—When Joaquin gets David a grueling job as a caddy in the hot Arizona sun, David goes behind his father's back and gets a cushy job as a life
5. S01E05PopularityOctober 18, 2002—After David complains about not being popular like Maria, Ernesto advises him to join the high school football team and ride the bench to av
6. S01E06Spiteful DatingNovember 1, 2002—David is happily surprised after a game of truth or dare at Maria's slumber party lands him a date with one of the school cheerleaders. Dete
7. S01E07Working Mothers of AmericaNovember 8, 2002—When Elizabeth takes a job as a bank teller to earn extra money needed for Maria's college education, Joaquin predicts that the kids will su
8. S01E08StrikeNovember 22, 2002—Elizabeth and Ernesto take on extra shifts at work after Joaquin's factory workers go on strike leaving him at home with David and Maria, an
9. S01E09ChristmasDecember 13, 2002—While Elizabeth and Maria scheme to teach Sarah's narrow-minded mom a lesson, David plots revenge when his dad first gives him permission to
10. S01E10Ball and ChainJanuary 10, 2003—Maria advises David on how to get Sarah to kiss him, but things get really hot after Joaquin catches them in the act. Elizabeth fears Joaqui
11. S01E11A Brand New CarJanuary 17, 2003—When David wants to buy a car, he enlists Maria's help to convince Joaquin. He later regrets the decision after Maria teams up with a car sa
12. S01E12CounselingJanuary 24, 2003—When Maria gets a new school counselor David sees a chance to reveal Maria's "problem with the truth" to their parents but the outcome isn't
13. S01E13Family HonorJanuary 31, 2003—After David forgets his one-month anniversary with Sarah, Joaquin advises him to cook her dinner to make it up to her. But after Sarah tells
14. S01E14Maria's BoyfriendFebruary 7, 2003—Maria keeps her new boyfriend Soloman a secret from Joaquin because she fears he will forbid the relationship - and she is right. However, t
15. S01E15Student CouncilFebruary 14, 2003—David's decision to run for president of his class turns Joaquin into a crazy campaign manager. Meanwhile, Ernesto and Daniel team up to fin
16. S01E16CoffeeFebruary 21, 2003—When Elizabeth's parents come to visit, she asks the family to be on their best behavior, but the urge to taunt one another proves to be too
17. S01E17The BreakupApril 4, 2003—After David and Sarah break up, David takes Maria's cheerleader friend Paula on a date, much to the dismay of Joaquin, who plots to get Davi
18. S01E18Home Sweet HomeApril 11, 2003—Joaquin reluctantly allows Maria to move into her own apartment, but immediately starts acting as if he is an obsessive handy man. Meanwhile
19. S01E19My Friend MomApril 18, 2003—When Ernesto is hired as a security guard for a Vince Neil concert, he offers Vince some valuable advice to "just let things go" but his adv
20. S01E20The First TimeApril 25, 2003—Ernesto invests in an old Airstream trailer and hires a tough but charming biker babe, Rosa, to be his "maintenance woman," secretly hoping
21. S01E21Sibling RivalryMay 2, 2003—The tension between David and Maria gets out of hand when David embarrasses his sister during her 18th birthday party by showing the guests
22. S01E22Eegee's vs. Hardee'sMay 9, 2003—The first season concludes as David decides to hang out with a new group of friends, despite an objection from Sarah. David's new "cool" fri

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