Green Acres

1. S01E01Oliver Buys a FarmSeptember 15, 1965 8.0New York lawyer Oliver Douglas quits his job at the law firm of Felton, O'Connell, Clay, Blakely, Harmon, Dillion & Pasteur and buys a f
2. S01E02Lisa's First Day on the FarmSeptember 22, 1965 7.4Lisa gets her first look at their dilipidated--and empty--farmhouse and is horrified. Oily Mr. Haney, who previously owned the dump, took ev
3. S01E03Season's bestThe DecoratorSeptember 29, 1965 8.7Oliver wants to start farming but Lisa demands he have their house redecorated first. Sam Drucker recommends a decorator from Pixley. Kate B
4. S01E04The Best Laid PlansOctober 6, 1965 8.7While Oliver makes plans to get the farm in working order, Lisa travels to New York to pack up their furniture. The Hooterville locals begin
5. S01E05My Husband, the Rooster RenterOctober 13, 1965 8.7Mr. Haney rents Bertram the rooster to Oliver for fifty cents a day. Unfortunately, he's a "pecker", not a "crower", so he also gets a chick
6. S01E06Furniture, Furniture, Who's Got the Furniture?October 20, 1965 8.7Oliver's mother sends the Douglases their furniture from New York, while she also rides down to visit them. While Oliver and Lisa wait for t
7. S01E07NeighborlinessOctober 27, 1965 8.7Oliver is frustrated because, among other problems, his new plow won't arrive in time for planting season. Uncle Joe has a solution that, na
8. S01E08Lisa, the HelpmateNovember 3, 1965 8.7Oliver has collected soil samples from his farm for the university to analyze. When the samples are accidentally spilled, Oliver's mother si
9. S01E09You Can't Plug in a 2 with a 6November 10, 1965 8.7It's planting time in Hooterville and Oliver is shocked that the locals make their crop choices based on aches and pains. Back on the farm,
10. S01E10Don't Call Us, We'll Call YouNovember 17, 1965 8.7With their phone still not connected, Oliver asks Mr. Kimball to put some pressure on his mother, who owns the telephone company. Kimball sa
11. S01E11Parity Begins at HomeNovember 24, 1965 8.7Oliver wants to plant wheat on all 160 of his acres, but the local agricultural committee says he can only do eight. Incensed, Oliver takes
12. S01E12Lisa Has a CalfDecember 8, 1965 8.7Fearful that Mr. Haney will lay claim to Eleanor's calf, the Douglases decide to keep the cow's pregnancy a secret. The Hooterville gossips
13. S01E13The Wedding AnniversaryDecember 15, 1965 8.7While Oliver tries to recall how long he's been married to Lisa, she flashes back to last year's anniversary which ended with them in jail.
14. S01E14What Happened in Scranton?December 22, 1965 8.7Lisa is shocked that Hooterville doesn't have a beauty salon. She calls her mother-in-law who ships out her hair dresser, Claude. (She black
15. S01E15How to Enlarge a BedroomDecember 29, 1965 8.7After Lisa delivers an ultimatum, Oliver hires incompetent carpenters Alf and Ralph Monroe to enlarge the tiny bedroom. The Monroes have jus
16. S01E16Give Me Land, Lots of LandJanuary 5, 1966 8.7Lisa is against buying neighboring property owned by the Watsons until she see their farmhouse. Thinking the house is part of the deal, Lisa
17. S01E17I Didn't Raise My Husband to Be a FiremanJanuary 19, 1966 8.7Oliver is allowed to join the Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department if he'll play an instrument in their marching band. As Chief Joe Carson
18. S01E18Lisa Bakes a CakeJanuary 26, 1966 8.7Oliver's upset that Lisa listed him the new phone directory as an attorney. He fears he'll be flooded with calls wanting his legal advice. I
19. S01E19Sprained Ankle, Country StyleFebruary 2, 1966 8.7While fixing the TV antenna, Oliver falls through the roof and sprains his ankle. A parade of Hooterville residents shows up to give their r
20. S01E20The Price of ApplesFebruary 9, 1966 8.7Oliver will make considerable more on his apple crop if he gets his to market first. He hires local highschoolers to pick the fruit and uses
21. S01E21What's in a Name?February 16, 1966 8.7Ralph Monroe finds herself smitten with Hank Kimball, but discovers that he won't date a woman with a man's name. She asks Oliver to file co
22. S01E22The Day of DecisionFebruary 23, 1966 8.7Lisa agreed to try out Green Acres for six months. Today's the day she decides whether to stay in Hooterville or return to New York. Everyon
23. S01E23A Pig in a PokeMarch 9, 1966 8.7Oliver is invited to New York to be the guest speaker at a Harvard alumni banquet but he arrives with an unexpected stowaway. Meanwhile, the
24. S01E24The DeputyMarch 16, 1966 8.7Sam Drucker's off for a two-week vacation to visit his sister, leaving Oliver to take over his duties as deputy sheriff. Complications ensue
25. S01E25Double DrickMarch 23, 1966 8.7Tired of repairing the rickety generator that Haney sold him, Oliver checks on the status of his electricity. Learning that his application
26. S01E26The Ballad of Molly TurgisApril 6, 1966 8.7Oliver wants to write a folk song about local legend Molly Turgis, a woman so ugly she was run out of Hooterville. Facts are hard to come by
27. S01E27Never Look a Gift Tractor in the MouthApril 27, 1966 8.7Lisa wants to surprise Oliver with a new tractor for his birthday. To keep it out of sight, she has it delivered to the Ziffels' farm. The o
28. S01E28Send a Boy to CollegeMay 4, 1966 8.7Eb's talent for curing sick animals leads the Douglases to send him to veterinarian school. Unfortunately, his college career is short-lived
29. S01E29Horse? What Horse?May 11, 1966 8.7Lisa belives that Oliver's beginning to crack under the pressure of running the farm. After Oliver claims to have seen a spotted horse and a
30. S01E30The Rains CameMay 18, 1966 8.7A drought in Hooterville has crops wilting in the fields. Oliver is so desperate, he agrees to pay Haney $350 if he can bring some relief. T
31. S01E31CultureMay 25, 1966 8.7The "Every Other Wednesday Afternoon Discussion Club" decides to bring culture to the valley by starting the Hooterville Symphony Orchestra.
32. S01E32Uncle OllieJune 1, 1966 8.7Oliver's groovy nephew arrives in Hooterville on his motorcycle with long hair, hip lingo and no interest in work. Chuck is excellent with m

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Wings Over HootervilleSeptember 14, 1966 7.3Lisa tells the story of how she and Oliver met. During WWII, Oliver's plane was shot down and he was stranded in a tree. Lisa rescues Oliver
2. S02E02Water, Water EverywhereSeptember 21, 1966 8.0Mr. Haney has Willie the well-witcher to witch him a new well. But when Mr. Haney has plenty of water, Oliver loses his water. The same thin
3. S02E03I Didn't Raise My Pig to Be a SoldierSeptember 28, 1966 8.0When the Ziffels go on a second honeymoon at Niagra Falls, they leave Arnold with Oliver and Lisa. While there, Arnold is drafted by the U.S
4. S02E04How to See South America By BusOctober 5, 1966 8.7Oliver ends up with a new client named Collins, who turns out to be a very attractive woman, whose first name is Amy, who wants Oliver's leg
5. S02E05The Ugly DucklingOctober 19, 1966 8.0Ralph Monroe is devastated when Mr. Kimball turns her down again. Lisa decides to help Ralph out, by making her more feminine. Oliver is for
6. S02E06One of Our Assemblymen is MissingOctober 26, 1966 8.0Oliver's back on his soap box, delivering fiery patriotic speeches after getting a bill for the State Farm Unattached Duty Tax. No one in Ho
7. S02E07The Good Old DaysNovember 2, 1966 8.0Lisa is homesick for the Park Avenue penthouse. So Oliver tells her the story of Gus and Etta, a farmer and his Hungarian wife who are broke
8. S02E08Eb Discovers the Birds and the BeesNovember 9, 1966 8.7Eb suddenly discovers he has feelings for Betty Jo Bradley. Eb wants nothing more than to date her, but the advice Oliver gives him, calls t
9. S02E09The Hooterville ImageNovember 16, 1966 6.3The Hooterville farmers have decided that Oliver is ruining the town's image by doing his farming chores in a suit. Oliver eventually gives
10. S02E10You Ought to Be in PicturesNovember 23, 1966 8.0James Stuart from the agricultural department wants to do a film on the pitfalls of new farmers. The locals think "Jimmy Stewart" is coming
11. S02E11A Home Isn't Built in a DayNovember 30, 1966 8.0Tired of living in a dump, Lisa demands some serious home improvements. Oliver fires the Monroe brothers and hires an architect to draw up p
12. S02E12A Square is Not RoundDecember 14, 1966 8.7The Douglases try to determine which of their hens is laying square eggs. Once word gets out, Haney and a chicken breeder both want in on th
13. S02E13Season's bestAn Old Fashioned ChristmasDecember 21, 1966 9.3Oliver decides to have an old fashioned Christmas by chopping down a tree off his property. Mr. Haney warns him that it's against the law to
14. S02E14Never Trust a Little Old LadyDecember 28, 1966 7.8As Oliver prepares his land to plant his tomatoes, he's getting conflicting advice from his friends on which weather report to follow: a lit
15. S02E15School DaysJanuary 4, 1967 8.7Oliver spends a lot of time in the principal's office when Lisa enrolls at Hooterville High. In school primarily for a cooking course, she a
16. S02E16His HonorJanuary 11, 1967 8.7Oliver misunderstands when the Hooterville bigwigs ask him to be a judge. He thinks he's being appointed an appellate judge but they just wa
17. S02E17It's So Peaceful in the CountryJanuary 18, 1967 8.7Oliver's mother needs bed rest so what better place than her son's farm. All she has to do is ignore Alf and Ralph's drilling, Haney's tour
18. S02E18Exodus to BleedwellJanuary 25, 1967 8.7The residents of Hooterville flock to nearby Bleedswell for jobs at the new defense plant. To keep people from leaving, Hooterville reopens
19. S02E19It's Human to Be HumaneFebruary 1, 1967 8.7Bored and looking for a project, Lisa becomes the head of the "Hooterville Human Humane Committee". She takes her cause to the extreme, decl
20. S02E20Never Take Your Wife to a ConventionFebruary 8, 1967 8.7The only thing Oliver learns at a farming convention is how to get a hangover. He and Lisa meet up with Charlie, a former gangster-turned-fa
21. S02E21The Computer AgeFebruary 15, 1967 8.7A desperate Ralph Monroe joins a computer dating service to meet a husband. Oliver thinks it's a great idea since computers are always right
22. S02E22Never Start Talking Unless Your Voice Comes OutFebruary 22, 1967 8.7Oliver has to choose between being a farmer or lawyer when he gets an offer to practice in Washington, D. C. The official-looking letter, ho
23. S02E23The Beverly HillbilliesMarch 1, 1967 8.7When the cast takes ill, the Douglases take to the stage in a charity production of The Beverly Hillbillies. After Eb "punches up" a script
24. S02E24Lisa's Vegetable GardenMarch 8, 1967 8.7According to Oliver, every farm wife should be growing her own vegetables so Lisa starts her own garden. Armed with useless pamphlets from M
25. S02E25The Saucer SeasonMarch 15, 1967 8.7Once Eb's wild story about meeting space aliens hits the press, tourists descend on the Douglas farm to meet the new celebrity. Oliver's mor
26. S02E26Getting Even with HaneyMarch 22, 1967 8.7Tired of Doris' nagging about having to beat their laundry on a rock in the creek, Fred buys a Grabwell washing machine from Mr. Haney. The
27. S02E27Kimball Gets FiredMarch 29, 1967 8.7Ralph is distraught when her beloved "Hankie" Kimball is fired as the county agricultural agent. His replacement is so rude and insulting th
28. S02E28The Vulgar Ring StoryApril 12, 1967 8.7Lisa says that woman in her family must marry an American every fourth generation to keep the huge ring she now wears. She regales Hootervil
29. S02E29Who's Lisa?April 19, 1967 8.7While fixing the roof, Oliver accidentally drops a hammer on Lisa's head, giving her amnesia. Initially, he's upset because she doesn't even
30. S02E30Music to Milk ByApril 26, 1967 8.7Eb becomes obsessed with winning a contest on a Pixley radio station. To identify all the songs, he has to listen day and night. That become

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Season's bestThe Man for the JobSeptember 6, 1967 8.7The state committee to nominate a new senator considers Oliver as their candidate. Upon hearing about his credentials (he can read and write
2. S03E02Lisa's Jam SessionSeptember 13, 1967 8.7Drucker's store doesn't stock jam since all the Hooterville women make their own. Oliver encourages Lisa to learn how to make preserves from
3. S03E03Love Comes to Arnold ZiffelSeptember 20, 1967 8.7Fred Ziffel objects to Arnold's love affair with Haney's "basket" hound Cynthia. Realizing that their relationship can never work, Arnold br
4. S03E04Oliver vs. the Phone CompanySeptember 27, 1967 8.7Tired of poor service, Oliver takes the Hooterville Phone Company to court.
5. S03E05Oliver Takes Over the Phone CompanyOctober 4, 1967 8.7Oliver's without an operator on his first day as president of the Hooterville Phone Company. As he wrestles with an exploding switchboard, t
6. S03E06A Kind Word for the PresidentOctober 11, 1967 8.7Irritated by complaints and about how much money he's losing, Oliver raises the rates at the Hooterville Phone Company. His top priority, ho
7. S03E07Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before They're PickedOctober 18, 1967 8.7Oliver's reign as "El Presidente" of the phone company hits bottom when he hires a farm worker to be his operator. He pays Haney to take the
8. S03E08Eb ElopesOctober 25, 1967 8.7The Douglases find a note from Eb saying he's eloped. While he's on his honeymoon, his cousin Walter will cover his duties. Unfortunately, W
9. S03E09The ThingNovember 1, 1967 8.7Oliver is tired of paying storage for something neither he or Lisa can recall, so he has it shipped to Hooterville. Inside a giant crate is
10. S03E10Das LumpenNovember 8, 1967 8.7Lisa tells another version of how she and Oliver met during World War II. As a member of the Hungarian underground, she saved him from Nazis
11. S03E11Won't You Come Home, Arnold Ziffel?November 15, 1967 8.7With Doris out of town, Fred has to look after Arnold all by him self, but when Arnold sees an advertisement for free movies, ice cream, he
12. S03E12Jealousy, English StyleNovember 22, 1967 8.7Over Lisa's objections, Oliver plans on attending a farm symposium alone. To watch over her, he hires a charming young British man as a temp
13. S03E13Haney's New ImageNovember 29, 1967 8.7Oliver gets the usual runaround from Haney when he complains about the ancient tractor he'd bought. But suddenly, it's a new, honest Haney w
14. S03E14Alf and Ralph Break UpDecember 13, 1967 8.7Alf and Ralph announce that they are FINALLY going to finish the bedroom for Lisa and Oliver, but when a fight breaks out between brother an
15. S03E15No TrespassingDecember 20, 1967 8.7Oliver's crabby attitude leads everyone think he's about to snap from overwork. To help him relax, Lisa takes him on a picnic by the lake. T
16. S03E16Eb ReturnsDecember 27, 1967 8.7Eb is embarassed to tell the Douglases that he was stood up at the altar and took his honeymoon trip alone. He begs an old girlfriend, Cynth
17. S03E17Not GuiltyJanuary 3, 1968 8.7Sam Drucker calls the law when he discover $300 is missing from his safe. With the investigation pointing only to Frank Nitti, Eb is finally
18. S03E18Home is Where You Run Away FromJanuary 10, 1968 8.7A mysterious boy, claiming to be from another planet, arrives at the Douglas farm.
19. S03E19How to Succeed in Television Without Really TryingJanuary 24, 1968 8.7A 10 year old whiz makes a deal with Lisa to "electronificate" the Douglas home for 28 dollars. Havoc ensues as he attempts to automate the
20. S03E20Arnold Ziffel, Boy HeroJanuary 31, 1968 8.7Arnold sets out to capture the two bank robbers that held Lisa and Oliver hostage.
21. S03E21Flight to NowhereFebruary 7, 1968 8.7The farmers of Hooterville are offered a good deal on a government chartered trip to Europe as part of an agriculture exchange program. Ever
22. S03E22My Mother the CountessFebruary 14, 1968 8.7On learning that Lisa's mother is coming for a visit, the Hooterville residents go overboard in wanting to welcome the countess. Despite Oli
23. S03E23The Spring FestivalFebruary 21, 1968 8.7Everyone in Hooterville, except Oliver, is overcome with spring fever; even Sam Drucker is wearing his spring toupee. Deciding to revive the
24. S03E24Our Son, the BarberFebruary 28, 1968 8.7Eb's latest career choice is that of a barber. He talks Oliver into paying his tuition to MIT, a mail-order barber college. Eb's sent a dumm
25. S03E25Oliver's Jaded PastMarch 6, 1968 8.7Lisa's long-awaited vacation to New York is not what she'd hoped for. She's none to thrilled hearing about Oliver's womanizing playboy days
26. S03E26The Hungarian CurseMarch 13, 1968 8.7The man who saved the life of Lisa's uncle moves in on the Douglases seeking repayment for his good deed. Lisa feels an obligation to help L
27. S03E27The Rutabaga StoryMarch 20, 1968 8.7It's planting season in Hooterville, but Oliver doesn't know what to plant...the other farmers aren't in the mood for planting this year bec
28. S03E28Instant FamilyMarch 27, 1968 8.7At Sam Drucker's store, Oliver and Lisa meet their new neighbor, who is also expecting. She decides it's time, so Oliver offers to drive her
29. S03E29A Star Named Arnold is Born (1)April 3, 1968 8.7Arnold's performance as a British police dog in the Hooterville theater production of Who--the marquee wasn't big enough for Who Killed Jock
30. S03E30A Star Named Arnold is Born (2)April 10, 1968 8.7Oliver and Lisa chaperone Arnold to Hollywood for his screen test. Producer Boris Fedor isn't interested in the pig; he's just using him to

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Season's bestGuess Who's Not Going to the Luau?September 25, 1968 8.7Peterson's Poi Juice is giving away a trip to Hawaii and Arnold Ziffel is chosen as the winner. When the ad agency rep meets Arnold and disc
2. S04E02The Rummage SaleOctober 2, 1968 8.7The Douglases are asked to donate old clothing to a charity rummage sale. Lisa is glad to give away Oliver's entire wardrobe, but can't part
3. S04E03Hail to the Fire ChiefOctober 16, 1968 8.7Scheming to get Oliver to pay his way to a convention, Fire Chief Joe Carson appoints him as his assistant. Instead, Oliver finds the Hooter
4. S04E04Eb's RomanceOctober 23, 1968 8.7Eb announces his engagement to Loreli Appleby, a girl he met the day before. In an attempt to impress his future father-in-law, Eb succeeds
5. S04E05The CandidateOctober 30, 1968 8.3Fed up with the lousy condition of the Hooterville highway, Oliver launches an attack on their beloved state district representative, Ben Ha
6. S04E06Handy LessonsNovember 6, 1968 8.3Wanting to be a bigger help to Oliver, Lisa decides to learn carpentry. She buys overalls and begins to study the craft from the inept Monro
7. S04E07A Husband for EleanorNovember 13, 1968 8.7Oliver plans to leave Eleanor with Mr. Cowan's bull Dudley so she'll birth a calf and start giving milk again. However, Lisa complicates mat
8. S04E08Old Mail DayNovember 20, 1968 8.7It's "Old Mail Day" and Sam Drucker hands out letters that have gotten misplaced in his post office. Having learned nothing from his previou
9. S04E09The Agricultural StudentNovember 27, 1968 8.7The Agricultural Department is sending a student to learn the ropes from agent Hank Kimball. No one's too interested until Terry turns out t
10. S04E10How Hooterville Was FlounderedDecember 11, 1968 8.7After Joe Carson quits as head of the Hooterville centennial celebration, Oliver gets the job. His idea is to stage a re-enactment of the to
11. S04E11The Blue FeatherDecember 18, 1968 8.7Lisa's convinced that Hungarian gypsies have placed a curse on her when she receives a dreaded blue feather in the mail. To "de-hexify" her,
12. S04E12How to Get from Hooterville to Pixley Without MovingDecember 25, 1968 8.7After Oliver orders the Monroe brothers to finish work on the bedroom, they confess that they never got a building permit. Oliver storms off
13. S04E13The Birthday GiftJanuary 1, 1969 8.7For Lisa's birthday gift, Oliver plans to gets her a horse. Mr Haney delivers one, and it's not your average nag. Its name is Mr. Fred, a ta
14. S04E14Everywhere a Chick ChickJanuary 8, 1969 8.7Oliver has the bad idea of getting into the chicken raising business. Haney wants to sell him a ridiculous egg laying contraption, the Monro
15. S04E15The Marital VacationJanuary 15, 1969 8.7Even though taking separate vacations was Lisa's idea, she misses Oliver before she even gets to the airport. Her constant phone calls and t
16. S04E16A Prize in Every PackageJanuary 22, 1969 8.7Criminals rob a jewelry store in Chicago and stash their haul in a grain bin. The expensive gems end up packed in boxes of Crickly Wickly ce
17. S04E17Law PartnersJanuary 29, 1969 8.7Recent law school graduate Brian Williams pitches Oliver on joining him in a new practice. After another of his patriotic speeches, this tim
18. S04E18A Day in the Life of Oliver Wendell HolmesFebruary 5, 1969 8.7The law office of Douglas and Williams is open for business, even though the sign has Oliver Mendell Douglas (later Oliver Wendell Wilkie Ho
19. S04E19Economy Flight to WashingtonFebruary 12, 1969 8.7The Hooterville Young People's Agricultural Society, comprised of Eb, Hank and Arnold, flies to Washington, D. C. for the national conventio
20. S04E20Retreat from WashingtonFebruary 19, 1969 8.7With the Douglases in Washington, the "Haney Farm Mindin' Service" leases out their house (for $4 a day) to a couple with six children. Mean
21. S04E21A Hunting We Won't GoFebruary 26, 1969 8.7After a friendly doe wanders onto the farm, Lisa starts a drive to ban deer hunting. When the governor arrives in Hooterville for the start
22. S04E22Oh, Promise MeMarch 5, 1969 8.7A check of their their marriage license revals that Oliver and Lisa aren't husband and wife. They'd been mistakenly given a license to pract
23. S04E23Eb Uses His IngenuityMarch 12, 1969 8.7All of Hooterville is excited about the upcoming big dance. Eb, however, is obsessed with raising $20 to buy his girlfriend a birthday prese
24. S04E24The Old TrunkMarch 19, 1969 8.7From inside an old trunk Eb found in the barn, Lisa begins reading the diary of Lydia Plunkett who, in 1898, becomes a traveling saleswoman
25. S04E25The Milk MakerMarch 26, 1969 8.7Local inventor "Looney Luke" Needlinger has built a contraption that turns hay into milk. Convinced it will make them rich, Haney and Fred p
26. S04E26The Reincarnation of EbApril 2, 1969 8.7Oliver, Lisa and Eb talk about reincarnation after watching a movie about a grandfather who returns as a racehorse. Later, when Eb goes miss

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01Lisa's Mudder Comes for a VisitSeptember 27, 1969 8.3Lisa's 'mudder' (mother) pays a surprise visit to the Hooterville farm and promptly takes over as a three-week house guest.
2. S05E02Everybody Tries to Love a CountessOctober 4, 1969 8.3Oliver loses all hopes of getting rid of his mother-in-law when Mr Haney and Uncle Joe Carson vie to become his father-in-law.
3. S05E03Where There's a WillOctober 11, 1969 8.3Fred Ziffel finds out that Arnold may in line for a inheritance. Arnold has the ability to predict the weather with his tail, supposedely ma
4. S05E04Season's bestA Tale of a TailOctober 18, 1969 8.7Oliver takes Arnold the Pig Chicago to receive Arnold's inheritance of $20,000,000. Arnold is a direct discendant of Herman, a pig who could
5. S05E05You and Your Big Shrunken HeadOctober 25, 1969 8.3When the Douglases, Eb, and Arnold return from Chicago, Arnold becomes a gift-bearing pig. He gives Mr. Kimball a wristwatch, Lisa an expens
6. S05E06The RoadNovember 1, 1969 8.3Oliver's angry over Hooterville's dirt road, especially after learning the money to pave it was appropriated thirty years earlier. Never con
7. S05E07Four of SpadesNovember 8, 1969 8.3Lisa the fortune-teller predicts that a mysterious stranger will soon enter Oliver's life. That stranger is Tadpole Talbot, Eb's country mus
8. S05E08The Youth CenterNovember 15, 1969 8.3Alarmed by the dropping population of Hooterville, Oliver calls a town meeting to find a way to keep the young people from moving away. Lisa
9. S05E09The Special Delivery LetterNovember 22, 1969 8.3Oliver tries to pick up a special delivery letter that arrived for him at the Hooterville post office. He and Lisa end up traveling all over
10. S05E10Oliver's Schoolgirl CrushNovember 29, 1969 8.3The principal of Hootervile asks Oliver to address on of his classes, about job opportunities. While talking to the class a high school girl
11. S05E11Ralph's NuptialsDecember 13, 1969 8.7Ralph finally squeezes a proposal out of a medicated Hank Kimball, sending a delighted Lisa into wedding planning mode. Even though the Hane
12. S05E12Oliver and the CornstalkDecember 20, 1969 8.0With minimal help from Eb, a stressed Oliver begins planting his corn crop. Lisa tries to be a useful farm wife by making dreadful lemonade
13. S05E13Beauty is Skin DeepDecember 27, 1969 8.3Sam Drucker stocks no "cosmeteticals" in his store, so Lisa offers to put together a display for him. When 395 cartons of Lady Love cosmetic
14. S05E14The Wish-BookJanuary 3, 1970 8.3The discovery of a Wish Book from 1898 leads Haney to tell the story of Calvin and Tessie Whittaker, who once owned the Douglases' house. Wh
15. S05E15Rest and RelaxationJanuary 10, 1970 8.3Oliver's old friend, reporter Mort Warner, comes to Hooterville to relax and soothe his rattled nerves. He's ready to flee in less than one
16. S05E16TrappedJanuary 17, 1970 8.3Oliver and Lisa find a basement in their house. While exploring it, they find themselfs trapped. They send a sos up the kitchen sink drain f
17. S05E17Bundle of JoyJanuary 24, 1970 8.3While Oliver's in New Yorkfinishing a casefor his old law firm, Lisa and Eb discover "Little Freddie" on the doorstep. Oliver panics when Li
18. S05E18The Ex-ConJanuary 31, 1970 8.3Oliver gives another of his speeches, this one to the County Bar Association, encouraging the hiring of ex-convicts. This leads to his hirin
19. S05E19The Cow KillerFebruary 7, 1970 8.7Haney's latest attempt to cheat Oliver could land him in jail if he doesn't repay his $200 by six o'clock. He uses Oliver's irritation over
20. S05E20The ConfrontationFebruary 14, 1970 8.3In just his first day as the School Board President, Oliver has started a grammar school protest. The kids are upset that their mascot, Arno
21. S05E21The Case of the Hooterville Refund FraudFebruary 28, 1970 8.3Oliver unintentionally provides the motive for the residents of Hooterville to illegally receive more than $500,000 from the Internal Revenu
22. S05E22The PicnicMarch 7, 1970 8.3Oliver wants to have a simple, romantic Sunday picnic with Lisa. His afternoon for two turns into an irritating crowd when everyone invites
23. S05E23The Beeping RockMarch 21, 1970 8.3A wild story told by an 11-year-old about his recent trip to the moon enthralls Eb and Lisa. Oliver believes none of it, especially when the
24. S05E24Uncle FedorMarch 28, 1970 8.3Lisa's skittish Uncle Fedor uses the Douglases home to hide out--mostly under the bed and sofa. He claims he's on the run from the Secet Pol
25. S05E25The Wealthy LandownerApril 11, 1970 8.3In a personals ad, Eb advertises himself as a wealthy landowner. He begins communicating with a woman with a Park Avenue address, prompting
26. S05E26Happy BirthdayApril 11, 1970 8.3It's Oliver's birthday, and everyone but him wants to celebrate. It also (coincidentally) happens to be Arnold's birthday too. Everyone trie

Season 5 ranked & reviewed

1. S06E01Season's bestThe City KidsSeptember 15, 1970 8.3Four children from the city spend a week on the farm the Douglases. While Oliver teaches them to plant seeds and milk a cow, Lisa falls in l
2. S06E02The Coming-Out PartySeptember 22, 1970 8.3Lori, the little girl who missed the train back to the city, is staying with the Douglases. Lisa's plan to introduce her to the local childr
3. S06E03JealousySeptember 29, 1970 8.3Eb won't stop badgering "Dad" to buy him a car, though an increasingly irritated Oliver keeps saying no. Meanwhile, Lisa is busy lavishing g
4. S06E04A Royal Love StoryOctober 6, 1970 8.3Lisa tells Lori yet another version of how she and Oliver met. In this one, she was living in a Paris apartment with her father, the deposed
5. S06E05Oliver Goes BrokeOctober 20, 1970 8.3After saying good-bye to Lori at the airport, a distraught Lisa seeks a job to fill her days. When Haney spots her applying at the County We
6. S06E06The Great Mayoralty CampaignOctober 27, 1970 8.3Mayorial candidate Oliver Douglas faces an opponent when the Hooterville women nominate Lisa to run. While the men plot to improve Oliver's
7. S06E07Eb's Double TroubleNovember 10, 1970 8.3The new schoolteacher, Carol, arrives in Hooterville and Eb's heart is aflutter. Eb's current local girlfriend(Darlene) wants to go to the d
8. S06E08Apple-Picking TimeNovember 17, 1970 8.3Oliver has his first good apple crop, but the valley has no pickers. He suggests the farmers take turns picking each others' crops, but by t
9. S06E09Enterprising EbNovember 24, 1970 8.3Eb learns that $538 is not enough to build a house on the two acres the Douglases gave to him and Darlene. His schemes to raise a down payme
10. S06E10Oliver's DoubleDecember 1, 1970 8.3Confusion takes over Hooterville as a bank robber and his girlfriend hold up in Pixley. The main problem is that the bank robber looks, and
11. S06E11The High Cost of LovingDecember 8, 1970 8.3Wanting a better paying career, Eb enters the accounting program of a correspondence school. When they mistakenly enroll him in their acting
12. S06E12The Liberation MovementDecember 15, 1970 8.3After Lisa hears a women's liberation speaker, she demands that Oliver share the household chores while she runs the farm. While he meets wi
13. S06E13Charlie, Homer and NatashaDecember 22, 1970 8.3Oliver won't take Lisa to New York for a big party, but the issue isn't over. She conspires with Eb to invent new invisible friends, hoping
14. S06E14The Engagement RingDecember 29, 1970 8.3Eb is sent packing when Darlene's dad learns he proposed to is daughter with a watch fob instead of a ring. Lisa gives Eb the $2000 ring Oli
15. S06E15The Free Paint JobJanuary 5, 1971 8.3Oliver's happy to let a paint company put a fresh coat on the house as an advertising stunt. But to everyone's surprise, the wood is so poro
16. S06E16Son of DrobnyJanuary 12, 1971 8.3Hooterville throws a celebration for the son of a war hero who Lisa claims delivered secret messages during WWII. Oliver tries to tell them
17. S06E17The Wedding DealJanuary 19, 1971 8.3With just two weeks until their wedding, Eb and Darlene still don't have a location for the ceremony. Mr. Haney's first suggestion, to have
18. S06E18Star WitnessJanuary 26, 1971 8.3When the Ziffels come down with the flu, Arnold the pig stays with the Douglases for a few days, complete with his baggage & ukelele. On
19. S06E19The Spot RemoverFebruary 2, 1971 8.3Lisa's Uncle Boris sends her a jar of his incredibly effective cleaning fluid. It removes stains from suit coats and rugs, not to mention gr
20. S06E20King Oliver IFebruary 9, 1971 8.3The govenor announces "Our state is bankrupt" and that he is raising taxes 52%. Hooterville responds by blowing up the bridge over the swamp
21. S06E21A Girl for DrobnyFebruary 16, 1971 8.3Lisa believes that Drobny the duck is homesick, and seeks a companion for him.
22. S06E22The Carpenter's BallFebruary 23, 1971 8.3Ralph wants Hank to ask her to the Carpenter's Ball, but he comes up with feeble excuses to avoid going. Planning to get the two together at
23. S06E23The Hole in the PorchMarch 2, 1971 8.3Kimball injures himself on the porch, and takes advantage of the Douglases.
24. S06E24Lisa the PsychologistMarch 9, 1971 8.3Lisa takes a psychology class and finds that the townspeople are eager to tell her their problems.
25. S06E25Hawaiian HoneymoonMarch 16, 1971 8.3Lisa cons Oliver into taking a 'fifth' honeymoon together, this time in Hawaii. When they check into the honeymoon suite, they are unaware t
26. S06E26The Ex-SecretaryApril 27, 1971 8.3Oliver is looking through his old Christmas Cards to find the return address of an ex-secretary of his who had moved to California. He wants

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