George Lopez

1. S01E01PrototypeMarch 27, 2002 4.0It falls to newly promoted manager George to decide who's going to be laid off: his best friend or his mother, which would require her to mo
2. S01E02Curious GeorgeApril 3, 2002—Benny urges George to spy on Carmen when she brings a boy home for the first time.
3. S01E03Happy BirthdaysApril 10, 2002—Co-executive producer Sandra Bullock plays an accident-prone worker in an episode about George's distaste for birthday parties.
4. S01E04Max's Big AdventureApril 17, 2002—George pulls tricks on Max to test his "street smarts"; George and Benny hold auditions for a spot in their carpool.

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Who's Your Daddy?October 2, 2002—George learns the father who abandoned him is alive, contrary to what his mother had told him. Also, Angie brings home a sick dog.
2. S02E02Token of UnappreciationOctober 9, 2002—The "cool" girls court Carmen, but not her best friend; George is tempted by another firm after he's dissed by his bosses.
3. S02E03The Show DyslexicOctober 16, 2002—George goes into denial when Max is thought to have dyslexia, and things only get worse when Angie suggests he may have it, too.
4. S02E04Halloween CheerOctober 23, 2002—Carmen goes into a funk after her best friend moves away; George is ordered to fire a worker with calamities in his personal life.
5. S02E05The UnnaturalOctober 30, 2002—Max's coach asks George to have him sit out the next game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer have cameos.
6. S02E06No Free LaunchNovember 6, 2002—Sandra Bullock reprises her role as "Accident Amy," a worker who competes with George as both try to sell their kids' fund-raising candy bar
7. S02E07The Wedding DanceNovember 13, 2002—Angie doesn't mind when George offers their backyard for a friend's wedding reception. But his refusal to dance there is another story.
8. S02E08Love BitesNovember 20, 2002—After George's warning about the evils of boys, Carmen comes home with a hickey; Ernie uses Max to meet single moms.
9. S02E09Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, HoneyNovember 27, 2002—George's search for his father may end when he meets a former plant worker (Cheech Marin) who had a drunken fling with Benny.
10. S02E10CharityDecember 4, 2002—Angie's charity work includes badgering George into taking on an intern (Tonantzin Esparza), who is more hindrance than help in his office.
11. S02E11Meet the Cuban ParentsDecember 11, 2002—George can do little right when Angie's parents come to spend Christmas in the Lopez home.
12. S02E12This Old CasaJanuary 8, 2003—Hoping to hear the words "thank you," George surprises Benny by remodeling her bathroom. But her response is hardly a surprise. Benny: Belit
13. S02E13Super BowlJanuary 15, 2003—Benny refuses to see her dying brother, until it appears that she can get his Super Bowl tickets.
14. S02E14The Valentine's Day MassacreFebruary 5, 2003—Ernie tries to help when Angie learns the big romantic gesture that made her fall for George was a lie.
15. S02E15Girl FightFebruary 12, 2003—A slander of Carmen sends George to her school's conflict manager---the bully who beat him up 30 years earlier.
16. S02E16George vs. GeorgeFebruary 26, 2003—Lou Diamond Phillips plays George Lopez, a man the Lopezes encounter via a credit snag. And there's another link between the two Georges: th
17. S02E17A Kiss Is Just a KissMarch 5, 2003—George's birthday surprise for Angie is a visit from her dad and her sister, who surprises George with a clandestine kiss.
18. S02E18Profiles in CourageMarch 12, 2003—Fearing they'll lose a Government contract, George's bosses tell him to demote an Arabian inspector who knows how to fly. Hosni: Jason Antoo
19. S02E19Secrets and LiesMarch 26, 2003—Benny decides to milk a spill at work into a disability claim, despite not being injured and being drunk at the time.
20. S02E20Girls Night OutApril 2, 2003—Angie wants to take in George's homeless assistant, who takes Carmen under her wing by dressing her older and taking her to a club.
21. S02E21I Only Have Eyes for YouApril 23, 2003—Though Carmen catches Max peeping at her friend (Ashley Tisdale), she's the one who's punished, for her retaliation, which she takes a step
22. S02E22Team LeaderApril 30, 2003—Hilary Duff plays a cosmetics saleswoman who trains Angie; George's generous review nets Ernie a promotion to a post George feels is beyond
23. S02E23George Has Two MommiesMay 7, 2003—An accident puts the family in financial jeopardy, so George visits a loan shark. But Benny has a better idea.
24. S02E24Long Time No SeeMay 14, 2003—In the second-season finale, George comes face-to-face with his father after Benny gives him a long-lost note from the man.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)September 26, 2003—The president visits George's plant, inspiring Carmen to protest his appearance and George to steal his speech. Part 1 of two.
2. S03E02Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)September 26, 2003—Conclusion. George's father wants to make amends, but Benny vehemently opposes.
3. S03E03The Cuban Missus CrisisOctober 3, 2003—Troubles in his father-in-law's marriage prompt George to suspect problems in his own when Angie goes out with a girlfriend.
4. S03E04Feel the BurnOctober 10, 2003—Benny's symptoms suggesting menopause turn out to be something entirely different, and George gets a surprise as well. Linda: Lisa Guerrero.
5. S03E05Carmen's DatingOctober 17, 2003—Carmen receives permission to date a boy who meets George's criteria, but raises other questions when he doesn't actually take her anywhere.
6. S03E06Split DecisionOctober 24, 2003—George's innocent remark sparks sibling warfare between his bosses, who both court him when they split the company in two.
7. S03E07No One Gets Out AliveOctober 31, 2003—With the plant closed temporarily, workers help turn the Lopez abode into a haunted house to raise money for an expectant father.
8. S03E08Bringing Home the BaconNovember 7, 2003—Laid-off George wants to cancel Carmen's costly coming-of-age party, but breadwinner Angie says party on.
9. S03E09Fishing CubansNovember 14, 2003—George and Ernie accompany Vic to rescue his Cuban-refugee brother off the Florida coast; Benny helps Max throw a fake birthday party to get
10. S03E10Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?November 21, 2003—News of his father's illness prompts George to invite him for Thanksgiving, where an update from his step-brother puts George in a bind.
11. S03E11MementosNovember 28, 2003—Plans for George's gift to his father are halted; George accidentally tosses Angie's mementos of her grandmother; Carmen starts working at t
12. S03E12Christmas PunchDecember 12, 2003—Although warned that his eavesdropping might get him in trouble with Santa, Max does it again, hearing a conversation that shakes his belief
13. S03E13Why You Crying?January 9, 2004—After Benny slaps Max for insolence, Angie and George learn he forged a signature on a note from his teacher warning that he's failing.
14. S03E14The Trouble with RickyJanuary 23, 2004—Trouble at home causes Max's best friend Ricky to stay with the Lopezes, bringing trouble there as well.
15. S03E15God Needles GeorgeFebruary 6, 2004—George reluctantly joins Max in prayerful bargains with God to save the family's ailing dog, but reneges when the pooch survives.
16. S03E16Benny and RandyFebruary 13, 2004—Benny's boyfriend, Randy, breaks up with her after she disdains his desire for a more serious involvement.
17. S03E17Weekend at Benny'sFebruary 20, 2004—Fed up with the kids' spoiled behavior, George sentences them to spend a week at Benny's, living the way he was brought up.
18. S03E18Jason Tutors MaxFebruary 27, 2004—When Max's tutor proves too distracting, Carmen's boyfriend offers to fill in, though he barely has enough time for Carmen.
19. S03E19Angie Gets TankedMarch 19, 2004—Manning the dunk tank at a school fair, George offends a patron, whose payback involves a revealing picture of a freshly dunked Angie. Baseb
20. S03E20The Art of BoxingMarch 26, 2004—Laila Ali has a cameo as George and Vic hope to alleviate Max's stress by starting him boxing, but they tell Angie he's taking art classes.
21. S03E21George's House of CardsApril 2, 2004—George won't forgive Vic's $50 poker debt, despite owing the man thousands for the loan that rebuilt their fire-damaged garage.
22. S03E22Dance FeverApril 9, 2004—George is honored with a local business award, but Benny gives him no congratulations, though she's quick to praise Randy's video-game win.
23. S03E23She Drives Me CrazyApril 16, 2004—George has little patience in teaching Carmen to drive, but he's better help than Benny, who's caught with a beer while riding with her.
24. S03E24George Goes to DisneylandApril 30, 2004—George refuses to join the family at Disneyland until he clears the air with Benny about why he's never been there.
25. S03E25Bachelor PartyMay 7, 2004—Sandra Bullock returns as "Accident" Amy, who used to go with Benny's fiancé, Randy --- and wants to again.
26. S03E26Wrecking BallMay 14, 2004—After a tantrum at work and a slug at a teasing co-worker, the recently dumped Benny is the top suspect when the factory is vandalized.
27. S03E27What George Doesn't Noah (1)May 21, 2004—After dumping bad-boy Zack, Carmen quickly finds a new boyfriend, but George just as quickly finds a problem with the boy.
28. S03E28Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)May 21, 2004—George gives Carmen an ultimatum regarding Zack; Randy tries to win back Benny with help from the Commodores.

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01George Searches For A Needle In A Haight-StackSeptember 28, 2004—Chingy and Carrot Top appear as George gets a lead on Carmen's location from the guy who took her there.
2. S04E02Landlord AlmightyOctober 5, 2004—Carmen's insistence on being treated like an adult prompts George to charge her rent. So she takes in a roommate.
3. S04E03George of the RingsOctober 12, 2004—After forgetting their anniversary, George wants to buy Angie a ring he couldn't afford before, but the one she chooses is still beyond his
4. S04E04Home Sweet HomeschoolOctober 19, 2004—Angie decides to home school Carmen after her private school rejects her and Angie's employer goes under. Janet: Kaitlin Olson.
5. S04E05Leave It To LopezOctober 26, 2004—George dreams of his family as "The Munsters," "The Jetsons" and the "Leave It to Beaver" Cleavers, who all urge him to get life insurance.
6. S04E06Sk8r BoyzNovember 9, 2004—Popularity issues plague both Carmen and Max, but in their efforts to improve, only one gets arrested.
7. S04E07The Simple LifeNovember 16, 2004—George interviews for a job in Colorado, but lies that it's just a vacation to the kids, who find their new environment not so different fro
8. S04E08Trouble in ParadiseNovember 23, 2004—In Colorado, George pushes the kids to enjoy their new freedom, but their old activities set town tongues wagging.
9. S04E09E.I.? E.I. OH (aka Cold Opening)November 30, 2004—A merger saddles George with a co-manager, whom he not-so-subtly tries to investigate when she dines at the Lopezes'.
10. S04E10A Clear and Presentless DangerDecember 14, 2004—To counter the kids' Christmas greed, George decrees a one-gift-only policy, then worries that Max will suffer with Benny as his secret Sant
11. S04E11Prescription For TroubleJanuary 11, 2005—Carmen wants birth-control pills for her 16th birthday, and Angie and George blame her boyfriend Jason, prompting a talk with him.
12. S04E12Friends Don't Let Friends Marry DrunksJanuary 18, 2005—Ernie dates his foster son's mom, a recovering alcoholic with other problems that don't endear her to George.
13. S04E13George to the Third PowerJanuary 25, 2005—George goes behind his bosses' backs to their retired partner/brother to try to get a better dental plan. Dr. Holland: Michael Clarke Duncan
14. S04E14George Gets AssisteranceFebruary 1, 2005—George has another encounter with his sister, who wants to meet the mother who gave her up for adoption.
15. S04E15Sabes QuakeFebruary 8, 2005—After an earthquake, Carmen and George are afraid to reenter the house, so they set up camp in the backyard.
16. S04E16George Takes a Stroll Down Memory PainFebruary 15, 2005—Flashbacks show how newlyweds George and Angie lived with Benny, until an incident George hasn't known the entire truth about, until now.
17. S04E17George Buys a VowFebruary 22, 2005—George plans to surprise Angie with a renewal of their vows by luring her to a fake wedding for his boss. Cameos include William Hung and Ri
18. S04E18George Watcha's Out For JasonMarch 1, 2005—George and Angie catch Carmen and her boyfriend Jason in a lie about his parents, who recently moved out of the country.
19. S04E19George's Grand SlamMarch 8, 2005—Hilary Duff plays a feminist poet who inspires Carmen to enter a poetry slam, casting her in a new light for George.
20. S04E20George Needs Anchor ManagementMarch 29, 2005—George's imagination runs wild when Angie has lunch with an old boyfriend, who's now a local anchorman.
21. S04E21George's Relatively Bad IdeaApril 12, 2005—George objects when Vic dates his sister --- who has a few choice words of her own for George.
22. S04E22George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes EditionMay 3, 2005—To build Angie's garage-office, George hires two old pals, who keep costs low --- and permits invisible. Jim Belushi appears as an inspector
23. S04E23George Stare-oids Down JasonMay 10, 2005—Stacy Keach plays Jason's father, whose financial aid can't cover misjudgments in Jason's behavior.
24. S04E24George Negoti-ate ItMay 17, 2005—In the fourth-season finale, George blows Jason's shot at a football scholarship. Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb have cameos.

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01George Gets a Pain in the AshOctober 5, 2005—Angie and George react to Carmen's determination to marry Jason. Also, misfortune befalls Benny, affecting the whole family.
2. S05E02You Dropped a Mom on MeOctober 5, 2005—George wants to help Benny get an apartment, until he learns where her money goes; and Carmen is in denial about Jason breaking up with her.
3. S05E03George's Dog Days of BummerOctober 12, 2005—Benny shows all the signs of clinical depression, and may lose her job for taking so much time off. L.A. mayor Antonio Villaraigosa has a ca
4. S05E04George Drives the BatmobileOctober 19, 2005—Benny's lack of a car wears on the family as George, Angie and Carmen are called on as chauffeurs.
5. S05E05Trick or Treat Me RightOctober 26, 2005—With Benny increasingly getting on George's nerves, Vic suggests killing her with kindness---but she proves indestructible.
6. S05E06George Takes a Sentimental ErnieNovember 2, 2005—After staying a few days with Ernie---and his parents---to escape his own mother, George encourages Ernie to get his own place.
7. S05E07George Finds Therapy Benny-ficialNovember 9, 2005—Richard Lewis plays the therapist Max sees after a school shooting, which doesn't affect him as much as the battle between George and Benny.
8. S05E08George Tries to Write a WrongNovember 16, 2005—On their anniversary, Angie and George plan to read long-lost letters they exchanged before they married. But at least one should stay lost.
9. S05E09George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con JobNovember 30, 2005—After George embarrasses Benny at work, she takes some time off, but not for the reason he thinks.
10. S05E10George Says I Do ... More in This MarriageDecember 7, 2005—Angie and George's premarital advice for a couple prompts a competition to see who does more work in their marriage.
11. S05E11George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His FamilyDecember 14, 2005—George has second thoughts about spending Christmas alone after he lies to get out of a holiday reunion with Angie's family.
12. S05E12George Enrolls Like ThatJanuary 25, 2006—A college-educated consultant with a similar background inspires George to take classes and set an example for Max.
13. S05E13George Keeps Truant to HimselfFebruary 1, 2006—George drops his community-college course because it's too hard, but he can't tell the family because he doesn't want to set a bad example f
14. S05E14The Kidney Stays in the PictureFebruary 8, 2006—Angie doesn't like how George instructs Max about having a girlfriend. But Max's bed-wetting is indicative of a further problem. Dr. Woodson
15. S05E15A Funeral Brings George to His NieceFebruary 15, 2006—Angie's rich former sister-in-law dies and leaves everything to her spoiled 20-year-old daughter, Veronica (Aimee Garcia). But she can't get
16. S05E16George Gets Caught in a Powers PlayFebruary 22, 2006—George decides to teach his rich niece Veronica a lesson in the value of honest labor by getting her a job at the factory. Trouble is, the m
17. S05E17George Doesn't' Trustee Angie's BrotherMarch 1, 2006—Andy Garcia guest stars as Angie's brother Ray, a con artist who reappears after five years. Could it have something to do with the fact tha
18. S05E18George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-LightMarch 15, 2006—Ernie needs to lose weight or else Mel will fire him, so George plays diet guru. But first he must play psychologist, because Ernie won't ad
19. S05E19George Gets Cross Over FreddieMarch 22, 2006—In a crossover episode with "Freddie," Max has struck up an online friendship with Freddie's niece Zoey (Chloe Suazo). George finds out and
20. S05E20George Vows to Make Some Matri-MoneyMarch 29, 2006—After belittling Angie's job as a wedding planner, George becomes one himself---taking on an impossibly demanding client whom Angie dumped t
21. S05E21George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-FitsApril 5, 2006—After Benny berates him for not giving her a work prize she thinks she deserved, George dreams (with the aid of a spiked drink) that she's r
22. S05E22It's a Cliffhanger, By GeorgeApril 12, 2006—Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico and that they'll both be out of jobs; Benny flees when she learns that the police wa

Season 5 ranked & reviewed

1. S06E01George's Mom Faces Hard TambienJanuary 24, 2007—Angie tells George she's pregnant, and Benny's off to jail after she's arrested as an accessory to the convenience-store robbery. So George
2. S06E02George's House Has Two Empty WombsJanuary 31, 2007—Angie claims that she's pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen, and Vic introduces his not-too-bright young fiancée to the family.
3. S06E03George Nieces a New Media RoomFebruary 7, 2007—The Lopez house becomes too crowded for comfort when niece Veronica and her boyfriend, Mike, move in.
4. S06E04George Testi-Lies for BennyFebruary 14, 2007—At her trial, Benny must rely on George's testimony since her lawyer and even her mother have all turned on her.
5. S06E05Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy EpisodeFebruary 21, 2007—George hallucinates that he and Ernie are gay and about to be married after downing a worm along with his drink at Thirsty's Bar, where he h
6. S06E06George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion about Being a CheetahFebruary 28, 2007—George seeks help from a popular reality-TV show in order to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancée (Stacy Keibler).
7. S06E07George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, 'You 'Sta Loca Good'March 7, 2007—When Angie becomes concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous niece Veronica to tone down her sex appeal.
8. S06E08George's Grave Mistake Send Him to a Funeral, HolmesMarch 14, 2007—George's lousy memory gets him into trouble when Angie's mother dies.
9. S06E09George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-anteMarch 21, 2007—When a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood, George and Angie decide it's time to finally have "the talk" about sex with Max.
10. S06E10George is Maid to be Ruth-LessApril 4, 2007—George and Angie hire a maid (Barbara Eden) who cooks and cleans her way into George's heart, and this doesn't sit well with Benny.
11. S06E11George is Lie-able for Benny's UnhappinessApril 4, 2007—The love of Benny's life (Jerry Springer) is back in town, and George builds a web of lies to keep the two from reuniting.
12. S06E12George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que LaApril 11, 2007—George and Angie bet over who can live more frugally.
13. S06E13George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-edApril 11, 2007—George tries to relive his high-school days by teaching Max to play the guitar. But George wishes he could take it all back when Max moves o
14. S06E14George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Orale FixationApril 24, 2007—When Powers Aviation institutes a smoking ban, Benny's nicotine withdrawal drives George to self-destructive behavior.
15. S06E15George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans LieApril 24, 2007—The Lopezes strike out against a new neighbor, who has put offensive decorations on his front lawn. Meanwhile, George and Angie run into an
16. S06E16George's Bogey-ous Relationship with Vic Is Putt to the TestMay 1, 2007—Vic feigns fatherly affection to get George to play in a father-son golf tournament against his longtime rival and his son, Tony.
17. S06E17George Thinks Max's Future Is on the LineMay 8, 2007—George puts Max to work at the factory to make him realize that the way to a better job is to go to school first.
18. S06E18George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's FamiliaMay 8, 2007—Powers Aviation is sold, and the new owner asks George to make major life changes if he wants to stay on. And Benny's long-lost love finally

Season 6 ranked & reviewed