Everybody Hates Chris

1. S01E01Everybody Hates the PilotSeptember 22, 2005 8.1Uprooted to a new neighborhood and bussed to a predominantly white middle school two-hours away by his strict, hard-working parents, Chris s
2. S01E02Everybody Hates KeishaSeptember 29, 2005 7.4When Chris's mother, Rochelle, hires the girl next door, Keisha, to tutor Drew at Math, Chris sees this as an ideal chance to impress her. B
3. S01E03Everybody Hates BasketballOctober 6, 2005 7.9Chris joins the school Basketball team even though he can't play, but a failed pop quiz threatens to get him dropped. Back at home Julius ge
4. S01E04Everybody Hates SausageOctober 13, 2005 7.9Fists fly and Dr. Raymond (Jude Ciccolella) must intervene in the conflict between Chris and the school bully.
5. S01E05Everybody Hates Fat MikeOctober 20, 2005 7.7Despite his parents' warnings, Chris lends his bike to a kid who disappears with it; While Julius is on strike, he proves to be a better hou
6. S01E06Everybody Hates HalloweenOctober 27, 2005 8.1In order to impress a girl Chris goes to an adult party where the girl will be. With some urging from his friend he decides to go as the ecc
7. S01E07Everybody Hates the BabysitterNovember 3, 2005 8.3When Rochelle and Julius go out for the night, they hire a sitter to look after Chris, Drew, and Tonya. But the babysitter keeps leaving the
8. S01E08Everybody Hates the LaundromatNovember 10, 2005 7.9Chris spends all day at the laundromat while watching his younger brother and sister. His parents try to get a good deal on a new TV.
9. S01E09Everybody Hates Food StampsNovember 17, 2005 7.9Julius finds $200 worth of food stamps but Rochelle is too embarrassed to use them; Chris and Greg have a big argument over their science pr
10. S01E10Everybody Hates GregNovember 24, 2005 7.4When Chris decides to hang out and play games at Greg's house without parental permission, Greg's father comes home, so Chris must hide to a
11. S01E11Everybody Hates ChristmasDecember 15, 2005 7.8Rochelle and Julius don't have enough money to get Chris his new Walkman that he wants for Christmas. Drew tells Toyna the truth about Santa
12. S01E12Everybody Hates a Part-Time JobJanuary 19, 2006 7.6After deciding to buy a leather jacket, Chris goes to work with his dad to earn money and quickly learns the value of a dollar.
13. S01E13Everybody Hates Picture DayFebruary 2, 2006 7.5Chris gets a new outfit for school picture day, but Caruso ends up stealing it. Drew hides Toyna's shoe when she breaks his toy. Rochelle se
14. S01E14Everybody Hates Valentine's DayFebruary 9, 2006 8.3Chris gets a bunch of "I hate you" cards from Caruso and also develops a crush on a girl named Tangee on his bus ride. Tonya reveals that sh
15. S01E15Everybody Hates the LotteryFebruary 16, 2006 8.1Julius and Rochelle struggle to give up the things they like: chocolate turtles and lottery tickets. Meanwhile, Chris claims to be a pro at
16. S01E16Everybody Hates the GoutMarch 2, 2006 8.1Chris gets an "F" on his report card and tries to figure out a way to change his grade before his parents find out. When Julius is sick with
17. S01E17Everybody Hates FuneralsMarch 23, 2006 8.1When Rochelle's dad, Gene unexpectedly dies during a family dinner, Rochelle starts acting less than normal and Chris is shocked to see his
18. S01E18Everybody Hates CorleoneApril 13, 2006 8.3Sick of the constant bullying from Caruso, Chris attempts to get kicked out of Corleone. Meanwhile, Julius' smelly new job may drive the fam
19. S01E19Everybody Hates DrewApril 20, 2006 8.4Fed up with Drew being the best at everything, Chris decides to take up karate. But when the two brothers challenge each other, Chris ends u
20. S01E20Everybody Hates PlayboyApril 27, 2006 8.7Chris finds a Playboy magazine in Julius' toolbox and takes it to school, but the assistant principal confiscates it, Chris attempts to get
21. S01E21Everybody Hates JailMay 4, 2006 8.5Chris has to sell cookies in order to go on a field trip to Washington D.C. Meanwhile Julius and Rochelle had tickets for Dreamgirls but Dre
22. S01E22Season's bestEverybody Hates Father's DayMay 11, 2006 8.8Chris tries to find a gift for Julius for Father's Day, but all Julius wants is a day to himself.

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Everybody Hates RejectionOctober 1, 2006 8.5Chris asks a girl on a date, but gets stood up; Rochelle clashes with new neighbor Louise over the establishment of a neighborhood watch pro
2. S02E02Everybody Hates the Class PresidentOctober 8, 2006 8.7Chris runs for 8th grade class president, and Julius is diagnosed with high blood pressure.
3. S02E03Everybody Hates ElectionsOctober 16, 2006 8.5Chris has to prepare a speech as part of his campaign for class president; Mr. Omar the funeral director moves into the rental apartment but
4. S02E04Everybody Hates a LiarOctober 23, 2006 8.1Chris leads the neighborhood into thinking that he and Tasha are a couple. Drew feels left out when Rochelle doesn't have enough time for hi
5. S02E05Everybody Hates MalvoOctober 30, 2006 8.5When Chris is robbed at work by the neighborhood's well-known criminal Malvo, he is scared to tell Doc who robbed the place. Julius gets a B
6. S02E06Everybody Hates the Buddy SystemNovember 6, 2006 8.3The new vice-principal pairs Chris and Caruso up as buddies on a school field trip, but Chris and Caruso end up being left behind. Toyna tak
7. S02E07Everybody Hates PromisesNovember 13, 2006 8.7Chris finds out that he can't fulfill his campaign promises as class president, causing him to become increasingly unpopular at school; Roch
8. S02E08Season's bestEverybody Hates ThanksgivingNovember 20, 2006 8.8Julius' successful younger brother joins Chris' family for Thanksgiving dinner and Julius works hard to prepare the perfect Thanksgiving mea
9. S02E09Everybody Hates SuperstitionNovember 27, 2006 8.3Chris's luck changes after he borrows a pair of socks from his father; Drew and Tonya conspire to get their parents to buy them things.
10. S02E10Everybody Hates KrisDecember 11, 2006 7.8Julius works at a department store dressed up as Santa Claus along with Chris dressed up as an elf, but Julius gets fired for freaking the k
11. S02E11Everybody Hates EggsJanuary 22, 2007 8.8For a class project, Chris has to take care of an egg as if it were a baby; Julius looks for ways to save money on the electric bill.
12. S02E12Everybody Hates Hall MonitorsJanuary 29, 2007 8.0Chris' classmates do not take him seriously when he signs up to be a hall monitor; Tonya discovers that her friends hang out with her to get
13. S02E13Everybody Hates Snow DayFebruary 5, 2007 8.6On a snowy day, Chris arrives at school only to find that classes have been canceled and he is expected to spend the day with Principal Edwa
14. S02E14Everybody Hates the SubstituteFebruary 12, 2007 8.8A black substitute teacher takes over Chris' class while Ms. Morello is away, but the teacher ends up giving Chris a hard time, prompting Ch
15. S02E15Everybody Hates Cutting SchoolFebruary 19, 2007 8.6With their teacher Ms. Morello out for the day, Chris and Greg decide to cut school and go see the movie "Ghostbusters".
16. S02E16Everybody Hates Chain SnatchingFebruary 26, 2007 8.8When Chris stops Malvo trying to steal a gold chain from Vanessa, Malvo demands that Chris get him a gold chain. Tonya tries to win tickets
17. S02E17Everybody Hates DJsMarch 19, 2007 8.8Chris decides to become a DJ, but his new career takes a wrong turn when he accidentally scratches Rochelle's James Brown album. Drew asks J
18. S02E18Everybody Hates BaseballMarch 26, 2007 8.6Chris is stuck between a rock and a hard place when he has to make a decision about going to a baseball game with Julius and Drew or go to t
19. S02E19Everybody Hates GamblingApril 23, 2007 8.6Chris becomes Bed-Stuy's favorite odds-maker after Doc discovers he has a natural talent for predicting a game's outcome.
20. S02E20Everybody Hates Dirty JokesApril 30, 2007 8.6Chris starts telling dirty jokes after listening to his parents' comedy records. Rochelle tries to find a man for her mother, Maxine. Drew a
21. S02E21Everybody Hates MathMay 7, 2007 8.6Chris needs to get a good grade in algebra so the class will get a pizza party. Meanwhile, Drew breaks his dad's fav chair.
22. S02E22Everybody Hates the Last DayMay 14, 2007 8.8Chris is trying to get back at the school bully. Meanwhile, Drew wants to wear his graduation grown and cap, but something happens to it.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Everybody Hates the Guidance CounselorOctober 1, 2007 9.0At the end of the 8th grade, Mrs. Morello hands out the Grade Eight Proficiency Assessment Test (GEPA) and Chris doesn't study so he thinks
2. S03E02Everybody Hates CarusoOctober 8, 2007 8.8Caruso is beat up by one of Chris's classmates. As a result, the absence of Caruso's power throws the entire school into chaos.
3. S03E03Everybody Hates DrivingOctober 15, 2007 7.8Julius allows Chris to park the family car across the street, but he takes the car to school instead. Meanwhile, Rochelle goes to court to d
4. S03E04Everybody Hates BlackieOctober 22, 2007 8.0Chris is allowed to get a dog after the house is robbed. The dog turns out to be impossible to train, until Chris discovers that the dog onl
5. S03E05Everybody Hates the Bachelor PadOctober 29, 2007 8.4Since the rest of the family is sick, Chris is forced to spend a few nights at Mr. Omar's apartment, where he discovers Richard Pryor for th
6. S03E06Everybody Hates Bed-StuyNovember 5, 2007 9.0After Chris's first article for the school paper is rejected, he creates a bogus story about a serial killer in Bed-Stuy--which only gets hi
7. S03E07Everybody Hates HouseguestsNovember 12, 2007 8.8Greg's friendship with Chris is put to the test when he spends the week at Chris's house, and Julius has an eventful first week as a taxicab
8. S03E08Everybody Hates Minimum WageNovember 19, 2007 8.4When Doc refuses to give Chris a raise, Chris goes out and gets a new job at the local Chinese restaurant.
9. S03E09Everybody Hates the New KidNovember 26, 2007 9.0When a second black kid enrolls in Chris's school, the two become fast friends, which makes Greg jealous. Julius becomes nervous when the IR
10. S03E10Everybody Hates KwanzaaDecember 10, 2007 7.8Julius talks the family into celebrating Kwanza instead of Christmas this year because Kwanza is cheaper. Meanwhile, Chris helps Kill Moves
11. S03E11Everybody Hates the Port AuthorityMarch 2, 2008 9.0The family plans to go to a relative's funeral in South Carolina, but Chris and Julius lose the ticket money to a three-card monte dealer.
12. S03E12Everybody Hates Bad BoysMarch 9, 2008 9.0Chris models himself after a popular rapper and takes on a bad boy persona in order to impress Tasha. Julius gets the family a free dinner a
13. S03E13Everybody Hates the First KissMarch 16, 2008 9.0Chris tries to get himself invited to a spin-the-bottle party so that he can get a chance to kiss Tasha. He winds up kissing another girl, w
14. S03E14Everybody Hates EasterMarch 23, 2008 9.0Chris plans to take Tasha to an Easter pageant after she breaks up with her boyfriend; Rochelle seeks to win the hat competition at church.
15. S03E15Everybody Hates GretzkyMarch 30, 2008 9.0Chris accompanies Drew as they skip school to get Wayne Gretzky's autograph for Drew.
16. S03E16Everybody Hates the BFDApril 6, 2008 9.0Chris accepts a $250 Black Funeral Directors scholarship from Mr. Omar so that he can pay for Run-DMC concert tickets, but he gets more than
17. S03E17Everybody Hates Ex-ConsApril 13, 2008 8.0Malvo is out of prison. But instead of coming after Chris, he asks for his help in getting him into high school. Julius and Drew put a wager
18. S03E18Everybody Hates Earth DayApril 20, 2008 9.0Chris tries to enlist Julius to help him collect cans for an Earth Day project. Meanwhile, Tonya is reprimanded at school while mimicking he
19. S03E19Everybody Hates Being CoolApril 27, 2008 9.0Chris and Greg try to become cool, and Chris gets suspended from school when Greg is busted with a cigarette and blames it on Chris. And tha
20. S03E20Everybody Hates the Ninth-Grade DanceMay 4, 2008 9.0Chris catches a lot of grief for asking a white girl from his class to the ninth grade dance, so he backs out of it, which only makes things
21. S03E21Everybody Hates Mother's DayMay 11, 2008 9.0Chris buys a knock-off version of an expensive perfume from Risky as a Mother's Day present, and Rochelle gets a rash from it. Julius discov
22. S03E22Season's bestEverybody Hates GraduationMay 18, 2008 9.7Chris tries to get accepted into the Bronx Science Academy so that he can go to high school with Greg, Julius helps his brother start a Mix

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Everybody Hates TattagliaOctober 3, 2008 8.2Chris is relieved to find out that he is not the only black person at his new high school. However, he does run into problems because he is
2. S04E02Everybody Hates CakeOctober 10, 2008 8.0An androgynous boy in Chris' home ec class helps him meet a cute classmate. Rochelle learns that Tasha's mom is an ex-con. Drew and Tonya ge
3. S04E03Everybody Hates HomecomingOctober 17, 2008 8.2Chris gets a cute girl to go to the homecoming dance with him, and discovers that her parents are the Huxtables. But he may be forced to dit
4. S04E04Everybody Hates the English TeacherOctober 24, 2008 8.2Chris talks the English teacher to show movies based on books instead of reading the actual books, but their friendship is short-lived. Juli
5. S04E05Season's bestEverybody Hates My ManOctober 31, 2008 8.3Chris gets in over his head when he helps a star football player with his studies. Julius suddenly has a new outlook on life when he takes a
6. S04E06Everybody Hates Doc'sNovember 7, 2008 8.3Chris can't stand working for Doc's new young girlfriend at the store, so he deliberately breaks them up. Meanwhile, Tanya starts wearing a
7. S04E07Everybody Hates SnitchesNovember 14, 2008 8.2Chris' plan to snitch on a shooter and collect the reward money backfires when Jerome is put in jail. Meanwhile, Julius sets up the perfect
8. S04E08Everybody Hates Big BirdNovember 21, 2008 8.2Chris starts dating one of the nerdiest girls in the school, but doesn't want anyone to know about it. Meanwhile, the entire neighborhood be
9. S04E09Everybody Hates JamesNovember 28, 2008 8.2Ms. Morello forces Chris to become a "big brother," the family gets an answering machine, and Julius tries to get marital advice from a new
10. S04E10Everybody Hates New Year's EveDecember 12, 2008 8.2While Chris tries to find a way to get to Times Square for New Year's Eve, Julius becomes a hero after he talks a jumper down from the Georg
11. S04E11Everybody Hates Mr. LevineJanuary 9, 2009 8.2Chris becomes friends with Mr. Levine, Rochelle finds out she's a year younger, and Greg tries to stop being called Chris and Greg.
12. S04E12Everybody Hates Varsity JacketsJanuary 16, 2009 8.0Chris joins the wrestling team to get a varsity letter, Rochelle puts the entire family on a diet, and Drew tries to put together a girl gro
13. S04E13Everybody Hates Fake IDsJanuary 23, 2009 7.8Chris and Greg try to get fake IDs so that they can go to a Fat Boys concert, Drew buys a pair of X-ray glasses, and Rochelle gets upset whe
14. S04E14Everybody Hates PSATsJanuary 30, 2009 8.2Rochelle wants Chris to do well on the PSATs so that she can show him off to an elite African American club she wants the family to join. As
15. S04E15Everybody Hates BoxingFebruary 6, 2009 8.2Mr. Thurman convinces Chris to take up boxing, a new neighbor has the hots for Julius, and Rochelle gets lonely for Julius while he takes on
16. S04E16Everybody Hates LasagnaMarch 13, 2009 8.0Chris is forced to hide some marijuana for a neighborhood punk on the run from the police. Out of fear, he decides to bake it in his lasagna
17. S04E17Everybody Hates Spring BreakMarch 20, 2009 8.3Greg breaks his leg after he is hit by a car, but Chris doesn't want anyone to know that he was driving the car. Meanwhile, Julius tries to
18. S04E18Everybody Hates the CarMarch 27, 2009 8.3Chris buys his first car, which only leads to a series of unforeseen problems. Meanwhile, everybody else in the house accidentally stumbles
19. S04E19Everybody Hates Back TalkApril 3, 2009 8.2Chris comes to blows with Rochelle when he refuses to clean the dishes, and Mr. Omar gives his notice to vacate because he believes he is dy
20. S04E20Everybody Hates TashaApril 24, 2009 8.2Chris runs into unexpected problems when Tasha becomes his girlfriend, Rochelle finds out that Julius is still technically married to anothe
21. S04E21Everybody Hates Bomb ThreatsMay 1, 2009 8.2Chris calls in a bomb threat to get out of doing a punishwork assignment, and Rochelle tries to get rid of a "mojo" placed on her by one of
22. S04E22Everybody Hates the G.E.D.May 8, 2009 7.0Chris opts to take the G.E.D. over repeating the 10th grade, Drew tries to go on Amateur Night at the Apollo, Julius tries to get $25 back f

Season 4 ranked & reviewed