The best episodes of Dinosaurs

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  1. 01

    S02E20 · February 26, 1992 · 23m

    Nuts To War (2)9.0

    Earl, Roy and Charlene pose as entertainers and rush to the front to retrieve Robbie.

  2. 02

    S03E18 · March 12, 1993 · 23m

    Dirty Dancin'9.0

    When overwhelming urges to do the mating dance arise in Robbie, Earl prefers not to discuss it, but Fran waltzes into Robbie's classroom to educate the kids about it.

  3. 03

    S03E22 · July 2, 1993 · 23m

    The Clip Show II9.0

    Another one of the infomercial for a home course in how to become a paleontologist is supplemented by clips from previous episodes. Featuring the past clips from Season 2 to Season 3.

  4. 04

    S04E07 · July 20, 1994 · 23m

    Changing Nature9.0

    Efforts to solve an environmental crisis put the dinosaurs on the road to doomsday.

  5. 05

    S04E09 · September 20, 1995 · 23m

    Into the Woods9.0

    Earl, Robbie and Roy stumble into a tar pit when they take the Baby into the forest for the traditional dinosaur Wilderness Rite of Passage.

  6. 06

    S04E10 · November 6, 1995 · 23m

    Variations on a Theme Park9.0

    When too many overworked employees drop dead from exhaustion, businesses give dinosaurs two weeks off for a vacation; B.P. Richfield advises Earl to bring his family to WeSaySo Land, which is supposed to be a fun amusement park for the family. What the Sinclairs find is an overpriced, cow themed park that is newly under construction, and they have to stay for 14 days.

  7. 07

    S04E12 · November 8, 1995 · 23m

    Working Girl9.0

    Charlene becomes her father's boss when Richfield is pressured into hiring women. The only problem is, Dad won't listen to her.

  8. 08

    S02E21 · March 25, 1992 · 23m

    And The Winner Is...8.5

    Earl throws his hat into the ring as a candidate for Chief Elder, but he's likely to have his head handed to him by his opponent, B.P. Richfield.

  9. 09

    S03E13 · January 29, 1993 · 23m

    Green Card8.5

    The four-leggers are blamed for the failing economy and legislation is passed to make their presence in Pangea illegal.

  10. 10

    S03E19 · April 16, 1993 · 23m

    If I Were a Tree8.5

    Ethel reads the Baby a story called "If You Were a Tree" about a dinosaur tree pusher who gets struck by lightning and swaps souls with the tree he's trying to demolish.

  11. 11

    S04E01 · June 1, 1994 · 23m

    Monster Under the Bed8.4

    The Baby swears there's a monster under his bed, but no one believes him--until it starts dragging victims into its hole.

  12. 12

    S02E05 · October 16, 1991 · 23m

    Endangered Species8.2

    Earl buys Fran two rare grapdelites for dinner, unaware that they are the last of their species.

  13. 13

    S04E02 · June 8, 1994 · 23m

    Earl, Don't Be a Hero8.2

    Earl assumes the powers of a superhero, but he's bound to use his might only for the Wesayso Corp.

  14. 14

    S04E03 · June 22, 1994 · 23m

    The Greatest Story Ever Sold8.2

    Questions about life's meaning plague the population, so the Elders dictate a belief system called "Potatoism."

  15. 15

    S01E03 · May 10, 1991 · 23m

    Hurling Day8.1

    Earl has the honor of tossing his mother-in-law into the tar pits on "Hurling Day."

  16. 16

    S02E16 · January 22, 1992 · 23m

    The Clip Show8.0

    An archaeologist documents dinosaurs' way of life as they may have existed long ago, but clips from previous episodes tell a different story.

  17. 17

    S02E22 · April 1, 1992 · 23m

    Slave to Fashion8.0

    Charlene wants to make a fashion statement with an expensive coat, but the coat leads her into a vain attempt to achieve status.

  18. 18

    S03E09 · December 4, 1992 · 23m

    Charlene's Flat World8.0

    Charlene is charged with heresy and jailed after submitting her homework assignment claiming that the world is round and not flat.

  19. 19

    S03E10 · December 18, 1992 · 23m

    Wilderness Weekend8.0

    The males, including Earl, Robbie, and the Baby, go into the wilderness to rediscover their ""reptiles within,"" while back home the girls warm their cold blood with the boys' beer.

  20. 20

    S03E15 · February 12, 1993 · 23m

    Steroids to Heaven8.0

    Robbie resorts to using Thornoids in an attempt to impress a girl at school.

  21. 21

    S03E16 · February 19, 1993 · 23m

    Honey, I Miss the Kids8.0

    Feeling a need to have a job outside the home, Fran goes to work at a halfway house for amphibians, leaving Earl to take over the household day shift and look after the kids.

  22. 22

    S03E17 · February 26, 1993 · 23m

    Swamp Music8.0

    Robbie crosses over to the swamps and gets sold on the mammals' "swamp music", but they're liable to be sold out in a dinosaur record deal, which Robbie orchestrated.

  23. 23

    S03E20 · May 2, 1993 · 23m

    We Are Not Alone8.0

    Robbie poses as a space alien and orders Earl to get involved in cleaning up Earth, never imagining that he would quit his job to launch an environmental crusade.

  24. 24

    S01E01 · April 26, 1991 · 23m

    The Mighty Megalosaurus7.8

    Earl lays an egg when he asks his boss for a raise, and Fran lays an egg--literally.

  25. 25

    S04E08 · September 6, 1995 · 23m

    Georgie Must Die7.8

    The baby goes gaga over a hippo named Georgie, the latest children's idol. But when Earl dresses up as Georgie, he's arrested for copyright infringement.

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