Dilbert

1. S01E01The NameJanuary 25, 1999—Dilbert is tasked with naming a product that hasn't even been designed yet, and the stress (brought on by a recurring nightmare) makes Dilbe
2. S01E02The CompetitionFebruary 1, 1999—Dilbert is fired from his job when he is suspected of being a spy for a rival company (which was a rumor cooked up by Dogbert's online newsl
3. S01E03The PrototypeFebruary 8, 1999—Dilbert and Alice must work together to stop a rival team led by the legendary "Lena" from stealing their ideas and presenting them to the B
4. S01E04The TakeoverFebruary 15, 1999—Dilbert and Wally become majority shareholders of their company after Dogbert manipulates the stock market.
5. S01E05TestingFebruary 22, 1999—The Gruntmaster 6000 prototype is put to the test by evil-masked test engineer Bob Bastard.
6. S01E06Elbonian TripMarch 1, 1999—Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Dogbert, and the Pointy-Haired Boss take a business trip to Elbonia. Alice adopts an Elbonian baby, Dilbert introduce
7. S01E07Tower of BabelMarch 22, 1999—The repetitive passing-on of the same cold strain in Dilbert's office causes it to mutate and turns the coworkers into monsters. Rather than
8. S01E08Little PeopleApril 5, 1999—Dilbert discovers that the office is inhabited by a race of former employees who have been "downsized" (literally shrunken down to size afte
9. S01E09The KnackApril 21, 1999—Dilbert loses "the knack" for technology when he gets management DNA from accidentally drinking from the Boss's cup. His resulting missteps
10. S01E10Y2KMay 3, 1999—On the eve of the new millennium, everyone—except Dilbert—is making New Year's plans. While assuring everyone that the company is prepared f
11. S01E11CharityMay 10, 1999—Dilbert questions the idea of charity and is forced to be the coordinator for the "Associated Way" charity drive.
12. S01E12HolidayMay 17, 1999—Dilbert thinks there are too many time-wasting holidays; Dogbert concurrently convinces Congress to abandon all holidays in favor of a Natio
13. S01E13The InfomercialMay 24, 1999—The pre-production, non-lab-tested Gruntmaster 6000 is scheduled to be tested by a Texan family whose ill treatment of it threatens to destr

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1. S02E01The GiftNovember 2, 1999—Dilbert's mother's birthday is coming up, and in search of the perfect gift, he returns to the mall where he was abandoned by his father yea
2. S02E02The Shroud of WallyNovember 9, 1999—Dilbert has a near-death experience at a gas station, and finds that the afterlife is exactly like the office. Meanwhile, a group listening
3. S02E03ArtNovember 16, 1999—Dilbert is assigned to create a digital work of art. The result, the "Blue Duck," ends up appealing to the lowest common denominator of soci
4. S02E04The TrialNovember 23, 1999—Dilbert is arrested and sent to jail after the boss frames him for a fatal traffic accident that kills multiple nobel prize winners. Once in
5. S02E05The DupeyDecember 7, 1999—Dilbert's attempts to design a Furby-style children's toy go horribly awry when the toys gain sentience and mutate into hideous but benevole
6. S02E06The Security GuardJanuary 18, 2000—After a heated debate, Dilbert and the building's security guard trade jobs to see who can do the other's job better. Dilbert quickly finds
7. S02E07The MergerJanuary 25, 2000—The Boss decides that the company needs to merge with another, and chooses a company of brain-sucking extraterrestrials.
8. S02E08HungerFebruary 1, 2000—Dilbert tries to end world hunger by creating a new, safe, artificial food, but it tastes so bad that even people dying of starvation refuse
9. S02E09The Off-Site MeetingFebruary 8, 2000—Dilbert's home is chosen as the location for an off-site meeting when a dendrophile sues his company because of their deforestation policies
10. S02E10The AssistantFebruary 15, 2000—To hide that there are engineering jobs elsewhere, Dilbert is unwillingly promoted to management and given an assistant, sparking a showdown
11. S02E11The ReturnFebruary 22, 2000—Dilbert tries to buy a computer online but gets the wrong model, leading to an unpleasant surprise when he tries to return it to the company
12. S02E12The Virtual EmployeeMay 30, 2000—Dilbert and his co-workers find an empty cubicle and start dumping their obsolete computer equipment into it. To keep the marketing departme
13. S02E13Pregnancy (1)June 6, 2000—Ratbert accidentally sends Dilbert's model rocket into space. When it returns with samples of DNA from aliens, cows, hillbillies, engineers,
14. S02E14The Delivery (2)June 13, 2000—Dilbert's pregnancy turns into a media circus as the various "parents" of his baby sue for custody, with pro wrestler Steve Austin presiding
15. S02E15Company PicnicJuly 11, 2000—The annual company picnic comes around and so does the softball game between Marketing and Engineering.
16. S02E16The FactJuly 18, 2000—Dogbert becomes rich and famous by writing a best-selling book about an imaginary disease, 'Chronic Cubicle Syndrome', and Dilbert finds him
17. S02E17EthicsJuly 25, 2000—After the company employees are forced to take ethical-training classes, Dilbert is put in charge of designing a nationwide Internet voting

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