Delocated

1. S01E01PilotFebruary 12, 2009—“Jon” and his family move to New York City in hopes of finding a new life in the witness relocation program. The family adjusts to new life
2. S01E02Bar MitzvahFebruary 19, 2009—“Jon” does not like the theme that “David” has chosen for his Bar Mitzvah.
3. S01E03Good BudsFebruary 26, 2009—“Jon” fires Mike so they can officially be friends, and Susan divorces him.
4. S01E04Rage CageMarch 8, 2009—“Jon” opens his own business. He also meets a woman who ends up becoming his new girlfriend, Kim.
5. S01E05The SootherMarch 15, 2009—“Jon” becomes a successful children's lullaby personality while his girlfriend Kim is out of town on a yoga retreat.
6. S01E06Member's OnlyMarch 22, 2009—“Jon” joins a country club. A TV movie is made about “Susan's” life.
7. S01E07Sick of It!March 29, 2009—“Jon” gets tired of having cameras following his every move.

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01DecoysAugust 22, 2010—The Mirminsky family steps up their game with a new assassin. To ensure "Jon"'s safety, the government enacts "Operation Many Jons."
2. S02E02ConversionsAugust 29, 2010—"Jon"'s life gets even more complicated when his ex-wife converts from Judaism to Catholicism and his son "David" expresses his desire to be
3. S02E03Dog MayorSeptember 5, 2010—"Jon" puts himself out there and runs for NYC Dog Mayor even though he's in the witness protection program. One of Jon's lies results in the
4. S02E04MixerSeptember 12, 2010—"Jon" is invited to a "Witness Protection Convention", while Kim goes undercover to spy on Jon. Yvgeny and Sergei go on a weekend trip to Id
5. S02E05Jon He Does ItSeptember 19, 2010—"Jon" gets his own hidden camera prank show.
6. S02E06MoleSeptember 23, 2010—"Jon" goes undercover to infiltrate the Mirminskys hideaway after a surgery (from the famed film Face/Off) transforms his appearance to matc
7. S02E07Kim's KraftsSeptember 30, 2010—Kim opens her own craft store, and her tortilla hats become a surprise hit in the fashion world. "Jon" competes with Yvgeny in a stand-up co
8. S02E08FidenceOctober 7, 2010—"Jon" helps Jay the doorman recover after he takes a bullet for him. Todd Barry pays off his poker debts to the Mirminsky family.
9. S02E09TapOctober 14, 2010—"Jon" meets his long-lost twin brother.
10. S02E10RVB&BOctober 21, 2010—Network budget cuts hit "Jon" hard.
11. S02E11David's GirlfriendOctober 28, 2010—"Jon" discovers the identity of David's new girlfriend.
12. S02E12ComaNovember 4, 2010—"Jon's" limits are tested in the Season 2 finale.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01LipplesFebruary 2, 2012—Jon adjusts to new changes in the Season 3 premiere. Also: Yvgeny falls in love.
2. S03E02SkinsFebruary 9, 2012—Jon buys something special for his new loft; the Mirminskys plot revenge.
3. S03E03Midnight MunchingtonsFebruary 16, 2012—Jon uncovers a hidden talent.
4. S03E04CampingFebruary 23, 2012—Jon and David take a weekend trip to the country; Todd gets engaged.
5. S03E05Warm-UpMarch 1, 2012—Jon hires a comic to boost his image; Yvgeny tries to get his vodka business off the ground.
6. S03E06SampleMarch 8, 2012—Jon vows to stay silent; Yvgeny's girlfriend cheats on him.
7. S03E07FriendMarch 15, 2012—Jon discovers he has no friends; the Mirminskys hire a new employee.
8. S03E08TB's MomMarch 22, 2012—TB receives bad news; Jon has a proposition for his dry cleaner.
9. S03E09Jon Done Gone NutsMarch 29, 2012—"Jon's" impulse therapy gets him in hot water when he joins a "Girls Done Gone Nuts" party.
10. S03E10Reunion ShowApril 5, 2012—The cast gather to discuss the show, but things don't go as planned.

Season 3 ranked & reviewed