Dan Vs.

1. S01E01New MexicoJanuary 1, 2011—Dan's grudge against the state of New Mexico leads to a road trip with his best friend Chris and Chris's wife, Elise.
2. S01E02The Wolf-ManJanuary 1, 2011—When Dan discovers mysterious scratches on his car, he plots revenge against the only culprit he believes could be responsible... The Wolf-M
3. S01E03The DentistJanuary 8, 2011—Dan is convinced his dentist is evil and enlists Chris to help him expose the fiend's secret agenda.
4. S01E04The NinjaJanuary 15, 2011—Dan discovers an unlikely ninja vendetta.
5. S01E05The Animal ShelterJanuary 22, 2011—Noise from the animal shelter keeps Dan awake, so he vows revenge.
6. S01E06CanadaJanuary 29, 2011—Dan and Chris hit the road to get even with their friendly neighbor to the north, Canada.
7. S01E07TrafficFebruary 26, 2011—Gridlock motivates Dan to seek revenge against traffic in the city.
8. S01E08Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner TheatreMarch 5, 2011—Displeased by the quality of a Shakespeare performance at a local dinner theater, Dan decides the only solution is to shut the theater down
9. S01E09BaseballMarch 12, 2011—Dan seeks revenge on baseball when the World Series preempts his favorite TV program.
10. S01E10The Salvation Armed ForcesMarch 19, 2011—Dan goes to war after his car is accidentally donated to charity.
11. S01E11The BeachMarch 26, 2011—Dan tries to destroy the beach after his car is smashed up by Beach traffic.
12. S01E12George WashingtonApril 2, 2011—After a tree falls on top of Dan's car, Dan blames George Washington.
13. S01E13TechnologyApril 9, 2011—
14. S01E14The BarberApril 16, 2011—
15. S01E15ArtApril 30, 2011—
16. S01E16Elise's ParentsMay 14, 2011—Dan plots revenge on Elise's parents after they interfere with his social life.
17. S01E17The Fancy RestaurantMay 21, 2011—Dan's favorite sandwich shop gets closed down, so Dan goes after the new gourmet restaurant that replaced it.
18. S01E18DanMay 28, 2011—Dan brings tyranny to a man who steals his identity.
19. S01E19The Family Camping TripJune 4, 2011—When Chris decides to go on a camping trip with Elise and her family instead of hanging out with Dan, Dan vows to ruin the trip for everyone
20. S01E20BurgerphileJune 18, 2011—When a fast food restaurant gets Dan's order wrong and the megalomaniac manager, Jeff, refuses to correct his mistake, Dan chains himself to
21. S01E21The MagicianJune 25, 2011—When a street magician named Magnifico the Magnificent publicly reveals Dan's underwear and steals a necklace Chris was planning to give to
22. S01E22The Lemonade Stand GangJuly 2, 2011—Dan starts a crusade against a gang of thuggish children who are aggressively selling lemonade outside his apartment building.

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1. S02E01The Family ThanksgivingNovember 19, 2011—Dan is surprised when Elise's parents invite him to their family Thanksgiving, but soon swears revenge when he learns that they only want to
2. S02E02The Mall SantaDecember 17, 2011—When Dan and Chris land jobs at the mall's Christmas display, Dan vows revenge on a curmudgeonly Mall Santa who despises Christmas. Meanwhil
3. S02E03The NeighborsJanuary 28, 2012—Dan fears his new neighbors are cannibals plotting to eat him, so he tries to run them out of town.
4. S02E04DancingFebruary 4, 2012—When Dan goes on an anti-dance crusade, he end up interfering with Chris and Elise's plan to enter a dance contest. Elise then exiles him to
5. S02E05The BankFebruary 11, 2012—After Dan's bank raises their ATM fees, Dan enlists Chris and Elise to help him pull off a heist to reclaim his money.
6. S02E06The Monster Under The BedFebruary 18, 2012—Dan, Chris and Elise try to get rid of the monster that Dan accidentally summons from beneath his bed.
7. S02E07GolfFebruary 25, 2012—Chris shirks his responsibilities to go golfing with his boss Mr. Bambridge, so Dan and Elise team up to put an end to his new hobby.
8. S02E08The GymMarch 3, 2012—Dan gets tricked into signing up for a long-term gym membership, and while fighting it, uncovers an alarming conspiracy.
9. S02E09The WeddingMarch 24, 2012—As they sit in a jail cell, Chris and Dan reminisce about Dan's past attempts to sabotage Chris' relationship with Elise.
10. S02E10The CatburglarMarch 31, 2012—Dan's cat, Mr. Mumbles goes missing drawing him into a thriller and the arms of a captivating, mysterious woman.
11. S02E11The DinosaurApril 7, 2012—A rampaging dinosaur destroys Dan's car, so he and Chris partner up with a croc hunter.
12. S02E12StupidityApril 14, 2012—Dan seeks out the Governor for revenge for America's sinking I.Q.
13. S02E13The TelemarketerMay 19, 2012—Dan plots to end the persistant phone calls of a telemarketer, but is soon surprised to find out he knows the caller.
14. S02E14Reality TVMay 26, 2012—Dan tries to ruin Reality TV after he's humiliated by a producer named Buddy Starr, but he still wants to win the trip to Astronaut Sleepawa
15. S02E15ParentsJune 2, 2012—Displays of poor parenting motivates Dan to adopt a child of his own to prove he could be a terrific dad.
16. S02E16Gigundo-MartJune 9, 2012—Dan wants to drive a new superstore out of business, because it's hurting his favorite stores and encouraging Chris to purchase too many ite
17. S02E17ChrisJune 16, 2012—Dan and Chris battle over a piece of sci-fi film memorabilia that may destroy their friendship.
18. S02E18Wild West TownJune 23, 2012—Dan goes to a low quality dude ranch where he discovers he can't get a refund.

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1. S03E01Anger ManagementNovember 17, 2012—Dan is forced to take a course in anger management to control his destructive instincts, and finds a kindred spirit in the mild-mannered, bu
2. S03E02The MummyNovember 24, 2012—When the object of Dan’s revenge turns out to be a laid back, undead Egyptian king who won’t leave him alone, Dan resorts to some ancient me
3. S03E03The BossDecember 1, 2012—When Dan is forced to get a temp job to pay his rent, his aggressive behavior helps him climb the corporate ladder.
4. S03E04The MechanicDecember 8, 2012—Dan learns that his mechanic has been using parts of Dan's car to build a giant robot and he gets in on the action for revenge.
5. S03E05The High School ReunionDecember 15, 2012—Dan plans to pull the ultimate prank on his high school reunion out of revenge for not inviting him.
6. S03E06The Common ColdJanuary 19, 2013—Dan heads to the Department of Controlling Diseases in hopes of ridding the world from the common cold.
7. S03E07The DMVJanuary 26, 2013—When Dan is categorized as a difficult case for a routine traffic issue, he must use all his wits and driving skills to renew his license.
8. S03E08The Ski TripFebruary 2, 2013—A sudden blizzard strands Dan inside an isolated cabin with Elise while Chris kicks back and drinks hot cocoa with new found friends.
9. S03E09Jury DutyFebruary 9, 2013—Dan serves on jury duty and empathizes with the defendant in a trial, so he plots to get a non-guilty verdict.
10. S03E10VegetablesFebruary 16, 2013—Dan's favorite burger joint, Burgerphile, starts serving vegetables instead of burgers and french fries, so he goes on a mission to eradicat
11. S03E11The SuperheroFebruary 23, 2013—Dan takes revenge on a superhero for crushing his car.
12. S03E12The Family CruiseMarch 2, 2013—Dan can't escape the ship's never ending family activities.
13. S03E13Summer CampMarch 9, 2013—Dan and Chris recount their first adventure together as friends, meeting in summer camp and joining forces to take on a bullying camp counse

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