The best episodes of Clarkson's Farm
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- 01
As the drought drags on and harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.
- 02
After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.
- 03
Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.
- 04
Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant…
- 05
As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.
- 06
Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.
- 07
Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).
- 08
With his pub plan finally taking shape, Jeremy heads to his first cattle market to buy up some beef. But calling in the experts to help get the pub off the ground, Jeremy soon discovers the costs are only just beginning.
- 09
Diddly Squat 2.0 continues to take shape with a new farm office and the arrival of a droid. The snails, meanwhile, have been getting along famously, and the cows are due to give birth any day.
- 10
Diddly Squat is basking in a sunny spell. There're baby animals aplenty, the high-tech crops are coming along nicely and there's a big night at the pub to look forward to. The only question is, when does a sunny spell become a drought?
- 11
With the farm still reeling from its shock TB diagnosis, there's no time to dwell as the harvest arrives. This year's will be like no other, and only once the results are in can the Diddly Squat family take stock of this rollercoaster of a farming year.
- 12
Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.
- 13
Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.
- 14
Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have been this year.
- 15
Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being pig farmers can be.
- 16
Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.
- 17
Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in…
- 18
The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out…
- 19
Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste…
- 20
Jeremy has found a promising pub, Diddly Squat's newest arrival teaches him a thing or two about farming, and the ageing Lamborghini has competition.
- 21
There's a big new arrival at the farm, a much smaller one down in the pig pens, and it looks as though the pub search might finally be over.
- 22
It's the new year and Jeremy decides Diddly Squat needs a bold new direction. Diving headlong into the world of high-tech farming, he takes Kaleb on his first ever trip abroad to find out how it's done.
- 23
Autonomous farming arrives at Diddly Squat. Which is just as well, because there are problems at the pub, and with the pigs.
- 24
Jeremy busies himself with a project close to his heart, inviting over a local birdlife expert to offer advice on how Diddly Squat can be more friendly to its winged residents. And while things get heated when that advice clashes Kaleb's tried-and-tested farming ways, all is soon forgotten when - with the harvest looming - the farm is rocked by some devastating news.
- 25
Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm.
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