Clarkson's Farm

1. S01E01TractoringJune 11, 2021 8.9Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm.
2. S01E02SheepingJune 11, 2021 8.8Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.
3. S01E03ShoppingJune 11, 2021 9.4Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.
4. S01E04WildingJune 11, 2021 9.2Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.
5. S01E05Pan (dem) ickingJune 11, 2021 9.3As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.
6. S01E06MeltingJune 11, 2021 9.3Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.
7. S01E07Season's bestFluffingJune 11, 2021 9.5As the drought drags on and harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.
8. S01E08HarvestingJune 11, 2021 9.5After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01SurvivingFebruary 10, 2023 9.3Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).
2. S02E02CoweringFebruary 10, 2023 9.0Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in…
3. S02E03SchmoozingFebruary 10, 2023 9.2Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.
4. S02E04BadgeringFebruary 10, 2023 8.8Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.
5. S02E05Council-ingFebruary 10, 2023 8.9The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives...
6. S02E06CounsellingFebruary 10, 2023 9.0The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out…
7. S02E07SchemingFebruary 10, 2023 9.0Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste…
8. S02E08Season's bestClimaxingFebruary 10, 2023 9.4Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant…

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01UnfarmingMay 3, 2024 8.7We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops imposs
2. S03E02PorkingMay 3, 2024 8.7Jeremy sets to work getting the farm ready for it's newest residents, some Sand and Black pigs. Meanwhile Kaleb is annoyed when he spots som
3. S03E03JobbingMay 3, 2024 8.8It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while
4. S03E04HarrowingMay 3, 2024 9.1Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being pig farmers can be.
5. S03E05HealingMay 10, 2024 8.9Spring has sprung and rejuvinated Jeremy's farming the unfarmed idea, as he takes on multiple new projects to try and turn a profit from his
6. S03E06MushroomingMay 10, 2024 8.9Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb and Charlie are off t
7. S03E07ParkingMay 10, 2024 9.1Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer
8. S03E08Season's bestCalculatingMay 10, 2024 9.2Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farm

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Solo-ingMay 23, 2025 8.7Kaleb and Lisa are both away and Jeremy has been left to run the farm on his own. Help is soon needed, and the arrival of a new farmhand to
2. S04E02PubbingMay 23, 2025 9.0Jeremy has found a promising pub, Diddly Squat's newest arrival teaches him a thing or two about farming, and the ageing Lamborghini has com
3. S04E03CrawlingMay 23, 2025 8.9Relentless wet weather puts the crop planting in crisis, Kaleb returns to find another farmer on his patch, and while his pub search continu
4. S04E04CottagingMay 23, 2025 9.0There's a big new arrival at the farm, a much smaller one down in the pig pens, and it looks as though the pub search might finally be over.
5. S04E05EndgamingMay 30, 2025 8.7It's the middle of May, the livestock are heading out to graze, and while the goats are going high-tech, the cows are getting a bull-friend.
6. S04E06Season's bestSplurgingMay 30, 2025 9.3With his pub plan finally taking shape, Jeremy heads to his first cattle market to buy up some beef. But calling in the experts to help get
7. S04E07HurryingJune 6, 2025 8.9A diary cock-up turns the pub into a pressure cooker, and the start of the harvest runs Jeremy ragged. Team Diddly Squat will have to dig de
8. S04E08LandlordingJune 6, 2025 8.9It's bank holiday weekend and the pub opens for business. Whether it stays open for business is another matter. Back at Diddly Squat, the ha

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01OperatingJune 3, 2026 8.6A health scare sees Jeremy looking for ways to make life at Diddly Squat less stressful. A new breed of sheep might help, but his new pub mi
2. S05E02StormingJune 3, 2026 8.7Jeremy hatches a plan for the pub's first festive season, kicking off in style when the Farmer's Dog hosts a gig by one of Ireland's biggest
3. S05E03TrippingJune 3, 2026 9.0It's the new year and Jeremy decides Diddly Squat needs a bold new direction. Diving headlong into the world of high-tech farming, he takes
4. S05E04UpdatingJune 3, 2026 9.0Autonomous farming arrives at Diddly Squat. Which is just as well, because there are problems at the pub, and with the pigs.
5. S05E05Season's bestDecapitatingJune 10, 2026 9.3Diddly Squat 2.0 continues to take shape with a new farm office and the arrival of a droid. The snails, meanwhile, have been getting along f
6. S05E06FrazzlingJune 10, 2026 9.3Diddly Squat is basking in a sunny spell. There're baby animals aplenty, the high-tech crops are coming along nicely and there's a big night
7. S05E07SickeningJune 17, 2026 9.0Jeremy busies himself with a project close to his heart, inviting over a local birdlife expert to offer advice on how Diddly Squat can be mo
8. S05E08ReapingJune 17, 2026 9.3With the farm still reeling from its shock TB diagnosis, there's no time to dwell as the harvest arrives. This year's will be like no other,

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