Children Ruin Everything (2022–2025)

Plot
Children Ruin Everything is one couple's efforts to reclaim a piece of their old lives which are continually thwarted by their young children in surprising and absurd ways. But somewhere in the toy-filled, pee-stained wreckage of what they once had, they find a new life that's pretty good, too.
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Highest-rated episodes all ranked
- 01
DeathFollowing a brush with death, James and Astrid realize they need to make a death plan, including finding legal guardians for Felix and Viv. - 02
SpaceFrustrated over their cluttered home full of kids' stuff, James and Astrid decide to purge. - 03
BodiesPressured to not look "like a dad" for an upcoming work event, James takes his kids out on a shopping trip. Seán Cullen guest stars.
Episodes by season
Season01Best season
- S01E01
MealsJanuary 12, 2022James and Astrid try to have a nice family dinner to celebrate a special occasion, but their young children make it challenging. - S01E02
BodiesJanuary 19, 2022Pressured to not look "like a dad" for an upcoming work event, James takes his kids out on a shopping trip. Seán Cullen guest stars. - S01E03
IntimacyJanuary 26, 2022—James and Astrid attempt to get some alone time, but the kids keep getting in the way. Meanwhile, Dawn and Bo renew their vows. - S01E04
TruthFebruary 2, 2022—While Astrid is away on a business trip, James struggles to keep the Tooth Fairy tradition alive. - S01E05
Sick DaysFebruary 9, 2022—Despite getting sick, Astrid and James have to organize a kids birthday party, and Felix seems to be growing up faster than Astrid thought. - S01E06
Road TripFebruary 13, 2022As they race against time, the Berneys struggle to survive a chaotic road trip to Manitoulin Island. - S01E07
Season's bestDeathFebruary 16, 2022Following a brush with death, James and Astrid realize they need to make a death plan, including finding legal guardians for Felix and Viv. - S01E08
SpaceFebruary 23, 2022Frustrated over their cluttered home full of kids' stuff, James and Astrid decide to purge.
Season02
- S02E01
SleepSeptember 19, 2022—With a new baby refusing to sleep and a return to the office looming for Astrid, she and James consider desperate measures. - S02E02
FriendsSeptember 26, 2022—Feeling like parenthood has eroded her friendships, Astrid jumps at a playdate, and James attempts to keep his own commitments. - S02E03
DignityOctober 3, 2022—Following embarrassing run-ins with her boss and co-workers, Astrid feels on the back foot and disconnected from her younger co-workers. Ast - S02E04
Screen TimeOctober 10, 2022—With their kids’ faces always buried in their screens, Astrid and James enact a weekend screen ban, but when Astrid inadvertently takes on a - S02E05
PrivacyOctober 17, 2022—Astrid and her sister suspect their mom is hiding something from them. They begin snooping around. Their mother appears to be dating someone - S02E06
FairnessOctober 24, 2022—Between Astrid and her sister Dawn’s kids, their mother Nisha is feeling burnt out on babysitting duties. When she announces her retirement - S02E07
IdentityNovember 7, 2022—When Astrid and James’ daughter Viv answers on a school assignment that she is Indigenous instead of her actual heritage, Indian, Astrid beg - S02E08
Each OtherNovember 14, 2022—When Felix’s best friend moves away, Astrid and James must confront the influence of the outside world on their kids. - S02E09
TeamworkNovember 28, 2022—Getting away from their family for a night might prove to be harder than expected as Astrid and James try to divide and conquer at bedtime. - S02E10
Me TimeDecember 5, 2022—Running an errand, Astrid gets some much-needed alone time, but she might be on borrowed time before the chaos of her house finds her. - S02E11
MoneyJanuary 9, 2023—When an unexpected expense puts Astrid and James over their budget, they must attempt to tighten their belts while still keeping a promise. - S02E12
WeekendsJanuary 17, 2023—With long days at the office, Astrid cannot shake the feeling that she is missing out on key moments with their kids. Astrid convinces James - S02E13
ArgumentsJanuary 31, 2023—Reaching a tipping point, Astrid and James need to vent about their growing list of grievances toward one another. - S02E14
ExpectationsFebruary 6, 2023—With a move out of the city and their home of a decade looming, Astrid and James look back on when they first moved in. With Astrid set to g - S02E15
MomentumFebruary 13, 2023—With potential buyers coming to look at their house sooner than they expected, Astrid and James try to rally the kids to clean and get out t - S02E16
ParentingFebruary 20, 2023—Astrid and James are forced to examine their differing parenting approaches to dealing with their daughter's behavior issues.
Season03
- S03E01
TherapySeptember 27, 2023—While waiting on the results of an evaluation for Viv, Astrid and James feel the pressure of figuring out how to best help their possibly ne - S03E02
ConsequencesOctober 4, 2023—With free box seat tickets to a Raptor’s game from Fintekölay in hand, Astrid and James are hesitant to discipline Felix and Viv when they s - S03E03
ConfidenceOctober 11, 2023—After the site of the future World Cup Village is closed due to goose poop contamination, Astrid is in charge of bringing the issue to the W - S03E04
TalkingOctober 18, 2023—Astrid and James struggle to find something to talk about other than their kids while having dinner at a fancy restaurant. Feeling the press - S03E05
ClothesOctober 25, 2023—When Felix shrinks all his clothes doing laundry for the first time, Astrid and James are forced to buy him a new wardrobe. But shopping for - S03E06
BabysittersNovember 1, 2023—Astrid and James plan a night out to celebrate Astrid's recent win at work. With help from Dawn, they're able to book the highly sought-afte - S03E07
SpontaneityNovember 8, 2023—When Astrid hears about Dawn's spontaneous trip to South America, she is determined to find a little spontaneity in her own life. With Astri - S03E08
HangoverNovember 15, 2023—When Astrid and James wake up hungover, all they want to do is lie down in a quiet dark room. To have the day to themselves, they decide to - S03E09
Leaving the HouseNovember 22, 2023—Astrid wonders if she's responsible for passing neurodivergent genes on to her daughter, Viv. So, when Astrid and James are consistently lat - S03E10
CareersNovember 29, 2023—After an unexpected change at Gero’s, James tries to busy himself with fixing a broken toilet. Astrid thinks she’s due for a raise.
Season04
- S04E01
Season's bestRespectOctober 18, 2024Astrid and James realize they are at the dawning of a new era when Felix starts showing signs of pre-teen rebellion; James tries to ease ten - S04E02
RecognitionOctober 25, 2024After Nisha gets in a fender bender, Astrid decides to help her buy a new car; James' stay-at-home duties eclipse his job search efforts. - S04E03
ChoresNovember 1, 2024—Astrid and James question whether they’re raising monsters when Felix and Viv refuse to pitch in around the house. - S04E04
FeelingsNovember 8, 2024James, feeling left out when Ennis makes a new friend, inserts himself in Ennis' dodgeball tournament. Meanwhile, Astrid struggles to get Vi - S04E05
BedtimeNovember 15, 2024When James finds an old game console, he and Astrid attempt to find free time to play. But a bedtime routine threatens to eat up all the tim - S04E06
DramaNovember 22, 2024In a daytime soap opera influenced episode, Astrid feels pushed out of Dawn's pregnancy by Zinnia and begins to suspect her of something sin - S04E07
EgoDecember 6, 2024After Felix gets in trouble for defacing school property, Felix teacher Mr. Dongall makes James feel like an inattentive parent and James go - S04E08
MemoriesDecember 13, 2024In a mockumentary style episode, Astrid realizes how hard she was on Nisha during her teenage years and tries to make up for it by arranging - S04E09
EmergenciesJanuary 8, 2025During a family emergency, with both James and Astrid busy at work, they need to rethink their childcare plan. - S04E10
SexJanuary 15, 2025Astrid and James get some much-needed adult time when they convince Nisha to take the kids for the night. The parents night gets complicated - S04E11
ConnectionJanuary 22, 2025With work keeping him busy, James feels even more disconnected from Felix. When Felix shares a personal secret with Astrid, James goes too f - S04E12
AdulthoodJanuary 29, 2025When James finally pays off his student loans, he celebrates by buying an expensive chair. The kids threaten to ruin it with their stain-ind - S04E13
SleepoversFebruary 5, 2025Astrid and James worry that Viv may be too weird to make friends. When they encourage Viv to invite some classmates over for a sleepover, th - S04E14
GrowthFebruary 13, 2025Astrid tries to steer Viv’s interests away from outdated children’s books while James attempts to foster Felix’s interest in drawing. - S04E15
ConsiderationFebruary 20, 2025Astrid leaves no stone unturned as she tries to find her phone before she misses a prize-winning call from a radio station; James and Ennis - S04E16
TimeFebruary 27, 2025Astrid and James put together a complex summer schedule of camps, activities and work that only leaves one day where the entire family is fr
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