Booze Lightyear

1. S01E01How to Get a DateFebruary 11, 2015—Need tips on how to get a date? Booze Lightyear has all the answers. As certified pickup artists, you should try our patterned "she'll def h
2. S01E02Worst Marriage Proposals of All TimeFebruary 18, 2015—Here at Booze Lightyear, we're pretty bad with relationship stuff. So naturally, we thought we'd try our hand at marriage proposals. It went
3. S01E03How to Get Out of a Speeding TicketFebruary 25, 2015—Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Ever wonder how to get out of it? Let Booze Lightyear help you out. We've got all the answers.
4. S01E04How to Ace a Job InterviewMarch 4, 2015—Czech out these Booze Lightyear tips on how to land your dream job.
5. S01E05Was That Racist?March 9, 2015—Ever said anything that could be construed as racist? I haven't. Okay, I'm lying. I actually have. There was this one time I called my frien
6. S01E06Was That Sexist?March 18, 2015—Ever said something sexist? Booze Lightyear never has. And I never have either. Nope. Never. I have never once in my life said anything remo
7. S01E07Was That Homophobic?March 25, 2015—This week Booze Lightyear explores the topic of homophobia. Homophobia is a real thing, y'all. It's not just some made up thing you saw one
8. S01E08Guys Describe a VaginaApril 1, 2015—This week the men of Booze Lightyear take the time to describe the female genitalia to you - aka the vagina. A big thanks to Epic Lloyd from
9. S01E09How to Talk to Your ExApril 8, 2015—This week the Booze Lightyear crew shows you how to talk to an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend. Not that I've ever been in a serious relations
10. S01E10What's Really in Taco Bell Meat?April 13, 2015—Ever wondered what's really in Taco Bell meat? Booze Lightyear has the answer. Also, Kelly had to go out of town to attend a wedding on the
11. S01E11World's Worst WeathermanApril 22, 2015—This week all of us over here at Booze Lightyear (minus Kelly who had to attend a wedding) show you exactly what it would be like to be the
12. S01E12How to Flirt with Women Using Internet CommentsApril 27, 2015—For some reason when women appear on camera people leave some of the most vile and repulsive comments. So we here at Booze Lightyear thought
13. S01E1321 Things You Shouldn't Say in BedMay 6, 2015—Have you ever said the wrong thing in bed? Of course you have. You're you! Well, this week on Booze Lightyear we explore what not to say in
14. S01E14If Advertising Were AccurateMay 13, 2015—This week we explore the accuracy of marketing and advertising, and its effect on the overall global economy as well as the implications it
15. S01E15Helping ISIS Recruit Teen GirlsMay 20, 2015—This week we offend ISIS. I know. I know. Only a terrible horrible no good person would offend ISIS. But yeah, that's kind of what we are he
16. S01E16Everything Wrong with American News MediaMay 27, 2015—In this episode of Booze Lightyear, we take a look at how cable news outlets handle simple news stories. Oh, you'd like me to type something
17. S01E17Feminists Hate Your PenisJune 3, 2015—This week Booze Lightyear takes on modern feminism and equality. Is it weird that I say "hello"? Don't people normally say "hello" when they
18. S01E18What Do Emojis Really Mean?June 10, 2015—Emojis are totally awesome, bro. They're straight up yolo, swag, and other slang words. But what do they mean? Pass the blunt to the left an
19. S01E19We Don't Serve GaysJune 17, 2015—This one time Booze Lightyear and I served a gay guy in restaurant we were working at. Immediately afterwards, we all went straight to Hell.
20. S01E20The News on DrugsJune 24, 2015—This week, Booze Lightyear takes on The War on Drugs and the US drug policy. Fun fact: We're all extreme method actors, so we actually inges
21. S01E21World's Worst Uber DriverJuly 1, 2015—This week, Booze Lightyear tackles what not to do as an Uber Driver. Collectively, we're not sure why anyone would take an Uber, when we cou
22. S01E22I Could Be PresidentJuly 8, 2015—Think you're smart enough to run for president? We here at Booze Lightyear definitely aren't. But we thought we'd say "fuck it' and give it
23. S01E2335 Things You Can't Say to KidsJuly 15, 2015—I shall not write a description for Booze Lightyear this week. Enjoy the 35 things you can't say to your children.
24. S01E24Who's Gonna Host Equals Three?July 22, 2015—
25. S01E25Weirdest Job Interview EverJuly 29, 2015—Yup. Booze Lightyear is out there looking for employment again. So we went and did this job interview at this really cool place. Everyone wa
26. S01E26I Hope You LaughAugust 5, 2015—Is it Gif or Gif?
27. S01E27Sluts Are AwesomeAugust 12, 2015—This week Booze Lightyear takes on sluts. No, I don't mean we literally take on sluts. That would be gross and sexual and highly inappropria
28. S01E28Puppet PornAugust 19, 2015—Have you ever seen puppets go wild? We here at Booze Lightyear sure have. In fact, we're very used to seeing puppets going wild. This one ti
29. S01E29World's Worst CriminalAugust 26, 2015—In this episode of Booze Lightyear, we examine some of the world's worst criminals. These guys are absolutely terrible at breaking the law.
30. S01E30I Hope You Laugh #2September 2, 2015—This week on Booze Lightyear we stand in front of a green screen and crack jokes about moving images. I know, I know. It's a very novel idea
31. S01E3114 Terrible Ways to Dump Your GirlfriendSeptember 9, 2015—Ever had to break up with your girlfriend? We here at Booze Lightyear sure have. In fact, we just found ourselves breaking up with your girl
32. S01E32My Thoughts on Breaking UpSeptember 16, 2015—Awwwwwww yeahhhhh! Booze Lightyear is back with another video about break ups. We make breaking up look easy. Don't be fooled tho. We're lon
33. S01E336 Idiots at a FuneralSeptember 23, 2015—Booze Lightyear trolls a funeral! GOT EEM!!!
34. S01E34I Hope You Laugh #3September 30, 2015—Yet again, another green screen video with jokes.
35. S01E35World's Worst LawyerOctober 7, 2015—Need an attorney? Need a lawyer? Need a cuddle buddy? Call Booze Lightyear. Our attorneys at Booze Lightyear are also lawyers - and as an ad
36. S01E36Honey, Do I Look Fat?October 14, 2015—What do you do when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat? Well, we here at Booze Lightyear have no fucking clue. Seriously, we have zer
37. S01E376 Signs You Hate Your JobOctober 21, 2015—Sup, bitch. Watch this totally amazing Booze Lightyear video about hating your job or we'll all track you down and steal your dog. Your move
38. S01E38I Hope You Laugh #4October 28, 2015—You want the GIFS? We got the GIFS.
39. S01E39Sex Questions You Don't Want to AskNovember 4, 2015—Got sex questions? Well, we ask the awkward sex questions so you don't have to. Thank god for us asking these or you'd never know the answer
40. S01E40How I Beat DepressionNovember 11, 2015—Made a little video discussing my occasional struggle with depression. Depression is obviously a very complex issue that can't be resolved b
41. S01E41Sex Questions You Don't Want to Ask #2November 18, 2015—Got MORE sex questions? Great, we have more answers which lead to more sex questions. This time the ladies are asking the guys. It's awkward
42. S01E42Best of Booze Lightyear (2015)December 7, 2015—

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