Better Off Ted

1. S01E01PilotMarch 18, 2009 7.0Ted begins to question his company's practices when his boss informs him he must convince a brilliant research scientist to be cryogenically
2. S01E02HeroesMarch 25, 2009 7.3While Phil and Lem work in the lab to create "beef without cows," Veronica takes steps to ensure that Phil won't sue the company for his bot
3. S01E03Through Rose Colored HAZMAT SuitsApril 1, 2009 7.1Ted brings his daughter, Rose, to work, where she surprisingly bonds with Veronica. Meanwhile, Phil and Lem reexamine their working relation
4. S01E04Season's bestRacial SensitivityApril 8, 2009 8.0Veridian comes up with an extremely insensitive solution to a problem with its motion sensors that do not detect black people, and Ted finds
5. S01E05Win Some, Dose SomeApril 15, 2009 6.6Ted throws his daughter's wrapping paper selling contest when he finds out a handicapped girl is in the competition and to purposely lose a
6. S01E06Goodbye Mr. ChipsApril 22, 2009 6.7A computer error may cost Ted his job, but Linda and the scientists in the lab come up with a plan to save him.
7. S01E07Get HappyMay 5, 2009 7.0Veronica tries to not be so cold and Ted tries to befriend the older men at Veridian after the results of an office study are revealed, and
8. S01E08You Are the Boss of MeJune 23, 2009 6.7Phil and Lem invite Ted to Medieval Fight Club while his daughter is away with his ex-wife, but come to regret their decision. In addition,
9. S01E09BioshuffleJune 30, 2009 7.0A toxic leak from a biocomputer creates tension between Linda and Ted when they are forced to share Ted's office. Meanwhile, the new shared
10. S01E10Trust and ConsequencesJuly 14, 2009 6.8Veronica tries to convince Linda to be the scapegoat after Veridian is sued for a faulty product, and Lem finds out that Phil lied to him ab
11. S01E11Father, Can You Hair Me?July 21, 2009 6.8Veronica has an awkward reconciliation with her father after she finds out that he has a year to live, and Ted wants Phil and Lem to rush te
12. S01E12JabberwockyAugust 11, 2009 8.0Events spiral out of control when Ted creates a fictitious project to please Linda, but then must create another imaginary project to justif
13. S01E13Secrets and LivesAugust 11, 2009 7.5The office finds out that Veronica is secretly working as a magician's assistant, Linda sets up a date for Ted, and Phil tries to improve hi

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1. S02E01Love BlurtsDecember 8, 2009 6.6Veridian tries to play matchmaker for its employees, but the motives are less than altruistic. Ted's and Linda's matches cause friction betw
2. S02E02The Lawyer, the Lemur and the Little ListenerDecember 15, 2009 6.5Rose has inside information about pending company layoffs; Linda sells her first children's book; Lem embarks on an affair with a company la
3. S02E03Battle of the BulbsDecember 22, 2009 6.6A visit from his mother leaves Lem feeling more intimidated than usual as she strikes up an affair with Dr Bhamba. Meanwhile, Ted and Linda
4. S02E04It's Nothing Business, It's Just PersonalDecember 29, 2009 6.8Veronica's personal life begins to interfere with her work and Ted, ignoring his own advice, is forced to intervene. In the laboratory, a si
5. S02E05Season's bestThe Great RepressionJanuary 1, 2010 7.4Ted and Linda are falsely accused of sexual harassment, and Veronica's solution only makes matters worse. Meanwhile, Phil and Lem find out t
6. S02E06Beating a Dead WorkforceJanuary 5, 2010 7.0Veronica knows an opportunity when she sees one, and the sudden death of a Veridian employee is just that. Lem is no better - he'll do anyth
7. S02E07Change We Can't Believe InJanuary 5, 2010 6.5Ted struggles with an overly talkative security guard who worships him and wants to be his best friend. Meanwhile, a terrified Phil and Lem
8. S02E08The Impertence of CommunicationizingJanuary 12, 2010 6.8A new corporate memo causes all Veridian employees to insult their colleagues, Ted tries to prove that he's not over-controlling on an MRE p
9. S02E09The Long and Winding High RoadJanuary 12, 2010 6.9Veronica, Ted and Linda work closely to oust a company rival and Linda proves she can be bad. Meanwhile, Ted can't decide when to take the h
10. S02E10Lust in TranslationJanuary 19, 2010 6.9Ted romances a German executive using a Veridian Translator, but it's Phil's voice that does the talking. Meanwhile, Veronica challenges Lin
11. S02E11Mess of a SalesmanJanuary 26, 2010 6.3Ted gets his brother a job selling lab supplies, and Phil and Lem go overboard buying items they don't need. Veronica is set to receive an a
12. S02E12It's My Party and I'll Lie If I Want ToAugust 17, 2010 5.7Veronica is suspicious that Ted might be using his daughter Rose to bond with the boss and his daughter in an effort to advance his own care
13. S02E13Swag the DogAugust 24, 2010 5.5Phil and Lem embark on a quest to gain respect around the office, Veronica goes on a reluctant treasure hunt inside the Veridian building, a

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