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Assy McGee is an animated sitcom featuring police detective Assy McGee, a parody of tough-guy cop shows and movies, who is literally a walking pair of buttocks. Along with his partner Don Sanchez, the trigger-happy McGee solves crimes in a fictionalized Exeter, New Hampshire. Larry Murphy voices all of the main characters. The series premiered on November 26, 2006, on Adult Swim and was canceled after season two ended on July 6, 2008.
Cast
Episodes by season
Season01
- S01E01
Murder on the DocksNovember 26, 2006—Despite being suspended from the force, Assy investigates the case of a dead prostitute. But, when it comes to arresting the suspect, will i - S01E02
The Flirty Black ManDecember 3, 2006—When a priceless painting is stolen, Assy decides to take the case, even though he's been ordered not to. - S01E03
Game of DeathDecember 10, 2006—A Cuban dignitary is visiting the city for a soccer match and Assy is assigned to bodyguard him. Assy's singing talents are also revealed in - S01E04
BustedDecember 17, 2006—Two criminals are robbing people on a bus, but they get more than they bargained for when Assy shows up to take them down. - S01E05
Mexican RainDecember 24, 2006—Sanchez has a heart attack due to Mexicans falling out of his kid's pinata. - S01E06
ConvictionJanuary 7, 2007—A local drug epidemic overtakes the city and puts Detective McGee's life at stake.
Season02
- S02E01
Ring of FireApril 6, 2008—Following a string of boxer deaths, Assy finds out they've been caused by Polonium poisoning coming from a neighborhood deli. - S02E02
PharmassyApril 13, 2008—Assy gives up his vacation time to negotiate a hostage situation involving the Mayor at a local pharmacy. - S02E03
Mile High MayhemApril 20, 2008—Assy and Sanchez become Federal Air Marshals in order to combat terrorism, but end up causing more trouble in the air. Though they do catch - S02E04
Murder on the MidwayApril 27, 2008—Someone's sabotaging rides at the carnival that Assy and Sanchez are visiting and now they need to save Sanchez's daughter on the ferris whe - S02E05
PegfingerMay 4, 2008—Assy gets help from a criminal he put behind bars years ago in order to catch the person responsible for a series of violent assaults. - S02E06
Irish WakeMay 11, 2008—When Glen the bartender gets killed, the police force looks to avenge his death. So, Sanchez gets a new partner, while Assy is off grieving - S02E07
Vowel PlayMay 18, 2008—An extortion scheme by a crime syndicate disrupts the annual Exeter Spelling Bee. - S02E08
Hands UpMay 25, 2008—McGee considers switching careers before a disaster. - S02E09
Bikes for BombsJune 1, 2008—Assy's bike is stolen by a group of bike thieves with a bigger purpose. - S02E10
Showdown in the Magic CityJune 8, 2008—Assy and Sanchez head to Miami to solve a case after a bunch of jai alai players end up dead in Exeter. - S02E11
The Ballad of Blind AnthonyJune 15, 2008—A former high school classmate of Assy's kidnaps a popular blind gospel singer minutes before a sold-out concert which Assy had tickets to. - S02E12
Johnny ArsonJune 22, 2008—When a serial arsonist targets Exeter, McGee's internet lover is the number one suspect. - S02E13
The Assy DiariesJune 29, 2008—On suspension, Assy must make difficult decisions in the face of corrupt Exter officers and nearly pays with his life. - S02E14
SquirrelsJuly 6, 2008—Assy and Sanchez attempt to break up an underground squirrel fighting ring, forcing Assy to deal with his fear of squirrels.
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