Are We There Yet?

1. S01E01The Hyphenated Name EpisodeJune 2, 2010—Nick and Suzanne have been married for about six months, and the new blended family is beginning to experience growing pains. Nick thinks th
2. S01E02The Credit Check EpisodeJune 2, 2010—Nick wants to buy a new car for work, but gets a hard time from Suzanne about their tight budget. Meanwhile, Kevin and Martin unknowingly co
3. S01E03The Day Off EpisodeJune 9, 2010—Nick decides the kids need to bond with his mother and asks that they spend time together. Suzanne has a day off, but she doesn't know what
4. S01E04The Soccer EpisodeJune 9, 2010—Nick tries to bond with Kevin, but struggles to understand exactly what his stepson sees in the international sport of soccer; Suzanne is fr
5. S01E05The Rat in the House EpisodeJune 16, 2010—Kevin takes care of a rat that ends up getting lost in the house. Tension arises between Gigi and Lindsey when one of Gigi's old boyfriends
6. S01E06The Booty EpisodeJune 16, 2010—Nick gets in trouble with Suzanne after neglecting to tell her that he visited a sexually suggestive pirate-themed restaurant named Booty (à
7. S01E07The Viral Video EpisodeJune 23, 2010—Suzanne gets caught dancing on a video that soon becomes a huge viral hit. Marilyn decides Lindsey needs to learn how to cook soul food.
8. S01E08The Michele Obama Sweater EpisodeJune 23, 2010—Suzanne forbids Lindsey to use her credit card to buy a Michelle Obama sweater online. She then goes behind her back and asks Nick to help h
9. S01E09The No Nah Nah EpisodeJune 30, 2010—Nick says he is too tired for sex one night, leading Suzanne to speculate that something is not right in their relationship.
10. S01E10The Get Together EpisodeJune 30, 2010—Nick arranges a get together with his friends and family. Terrence invites a woman he met at a bank hostage and Kevin invites his birth fath

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01The Mr. Himdependent EpisodeJanuary 5, 2011—When Suzanne's ex-husband wants to lower his monthly child support payments, Nick jumps at the chance to get rid of Frank's financial suppor
2. S02E02The We Ain't Going Out Like That EpisodeJanuary 5, 2011—When Nick tries to be spontaneous, but Suzanne resists and instead plans a date night that fails, they attempt to be spontaneous together--u
3. S02E03The Oh No She Di-in't EpisodeJanuary 12, 2011—When Nick's new field producer, Sam, turns out to be female, Suzanne is convinced she's trying to steal her man, a suggestion Nick thinks is
4. S02E04The Nick's Manny-Pedi EpisodeJanuary 12, 2011—Suzanne infiltrates Nick's night with the boys, so he retaliates by crashing her all-lady spa getaway.
5. S02E05The Gold Party EpisodeJanuary 19, 2011—When Marilyn throws a gold party at Nick and Suzanne's, and Nick learns Suzanne's wedding ring isn't real, he sets out to have a real ring m
6. S02E06The Boy Has Style EpisodeJanuary 19, 2011—Lindsey develops a crush on a stylish boy at school, but Suzanne seriously believes that he is gay. Meanwhile, comical mix-ups hound Suzanne
7. S02E07The Man and the Bragging Snafu EpisodeJanuary 26, 2011—When Nick's colleagues at the station encourages him to send Lindsey and Kevin to a private school, Nick and Suzanne look into it, only to b
8. S02E08The Suzanne Theft Auto EpisodeJanuary 26, 2011—Suzanne becomes overly consumed with Kevin's science project. Elsewhere, Lindsey revs up for driving lessons, only to emerge as a suspect wh
9. S02E09The Despicable E EpisodeFebruary 2, 2011—Nick attempts to have a night out with Lindsey, but when all she wants to do is follow around a young celebrity DJ who doesn't even know her
10. S02E10The She Got Game Night EpisodeFebruary 2, 2011—Suzanne organizes a traditional game night at the house, but the evening turns comically dicey due to a prank and a bet between Nick and Kev
11. S02E11The Valentine's Day EpisodeFebruary 9, 2011—Nick tries to help Kevin with his Valentine's Day at school, but his advice backfires when Kevin gets sent home.
12. S02E12The Parent Teacher Trap EpisodeFebruary 9, 2011—Suzanne serves on a committee at Kevin's school, but complications arise when her fellow female members disrespect her, but adore Nick.
13. S02E13The Whose Card is It Anyway EpisodeFebruary 16, 2011—Nick and Suzanne are forced to go on a television court show to settle a dispute over a misplaced birthday present.
14. S02E14The Suzanne Gets One-Upped EpisodeFebruary 16, 2011—Nick plans a belated surprise honeymoon for Suzanne, but keeping it a secret causes complications. Elsewhere, Lindsey helps Kevin with his h
15. S02E15The First .45 EpisodeFebruary 23, 2011—As Lindsay tries to turn the family into reality TV superstars, Kevin makes a discovery that brings a little TOO much reality into the Kings
16. S02E16The Take Your Kids to Work Day EpisodeFebruary 23, 2011—When Lindsey accompanies Suzanne to work and meets one of her mother's old friends, a misunderstanding causes Lindsey to believe she may hav
17. S02E17The Fall of Troy EpisodeMarch 2, 2011—When Troy provokes a school bully, Kevin strikes up a friendship with his tormentor to avoid a beat down. But he soon learns the meaning of
18. S02E18The Pole Dance EpisodeMarch 2, 2011—After catching Nick watching a racy rap video, Suzanne makes a friendly wager that she can out dance any of the video vixens on the screen.
19. S02E19The Disney EpisodeMarch 9, 2011—When Nick is invited to play in a celebrity golf tournament at Walt Disney World, Suzanne is disappointed she has to miss the family's first
20. S02E20The Salsa EpisodeMarch 9, 2011—Annoyed that Nick and Suzanne never do anything together, Suzanne signs them up for Salsa dancing classes but gets upset when Nick turns out
21. S02E21The Nick Gets Jealous EpisodeMarch 16, 2011—Nick asks Suzanne to help pro baseball player Ray Savage plan a children's charity event, but when he learns of Ray's reputation as a womani
22. S02E22The Test Taker EpisodeMarch 16, 2011—When Nick enlists Kevin to help Staten Island Mike's nephew Frankie study for a test, Frankie bribes Kevin into taking it for him. But Kevin
23. S02E23The Compatibility Test EpisodeMarch 23, 2011—Suzanne meets a relationship adviser and becomes convinced that she and Nick are having compatibility issues.
24. S02E24The Good Cop, Bad Cop EpisodeMarch 23, 2011—Suzanne gets tired of playing the role of bad cop to Nick's good cop.
25. S02E25The Mr. Almost EpisodeMarch 30, 2011—Nick is convinced to bring Deion Sanders aboard his energy drink business.
26. S02E26The Play Date EpisodeMarch 30, 2011—Suzanne and Nick go out with another couple, but the double date soon fizzles when an accusation flies.
27. S02E27The Lindasy Gets High EpisodeApril 6, 2011—Lindsey gets a lesson about drugs, as former child-star Todd Bridges takes her on a wild ride.
28. S02E28The Liar, Liar EpisodeApril 6, 2011—Suzanne begins to force everyone in the family to tell the truth at all times after she catches Nick in a lie.
29. S02E29The Fight Party EpisodeApril 13, 2011—Nick's boxing match party unexpectedly takes over the family room on the same night Suzanne's book group is meeting in the living room.
30. S02E30The Nick's Kid EpisodeApril 13, 2011—Suzanne thinks Nick has a kid from a past relationship as he does everything, Nick likes, eats and wear as Nick says he is not his son as he
31. S02E31The Kevin Gets a Commercial EpisodeApril 27, 2011—Kevin auditions for a commercial for the mall burger joint Up and Down Burger and ends up being replaced by a famous kid actor that looks ju
32. S02E32The Suzanne's Surprise Party EpisodeApril 27, 2011—Nick and the kids throw a birthday party for Suzanne as she never had one.
33. S02E33The Mother's Day EpisodeMay 4, 2011—Nick tricks Suzanne and Marilyn into spending the weekend together at a spa for Mother's Day.
34. S02E34The Lindsay Goes Vegan EpisodeMay 4, 2011—Lindsey adopts a vegan lifestyle, Suzanne convinces Nick they should go vegan as well.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01The Staycation EpisodeSeptember 17, 2012—Nick turns the house into a makeshift resort and promises to give the family the best vacation ever.
2. S03E02The Thief EpisodeSeptember 18, 2012—Lindsey steals sixty dollars from Gigi's wallet and turns back around and blames Kevin for it.
3. S03E03The Bad Dream EpisodeSeptember 19, 2012—Kevin and Nick go to an R-rated movie, but Kevin has nightmares from seeing it.
4. S03E04The 22 EpisodeSeptember 20, 2012—The family oversleeps on the day Lindsey is scheduled to sing the national anthem at a baseball game. Meanwhile, Kevin gets sick.
5. S03E05The Cooking EpisodeSeptember 21, 2012—Nick and Suzanne go head to head in the kitchen when Nick says cooking is "easy" and Suzanne challenges him to a family cooking competition.
6. S03E06The Regift EpisodeSeptember 24, 2012—Nick gets upset when he sees that a bracelet he gave to Marilyn is regifted to Suzanne.
7. S03E07The Susan Gets Arrested EpisodeSeptember 25, 2012—Suzanne gets arrested and decides to change her stubborn ways.
8. S03E08The Second Black President EpisodeSeptember 26, 2012—Kevin is torn between running a clean campaign for class president and being negative about his opponent.
9. S03E09The Green EpisodeSeptember 27, 2012—The family tries become environmental friendly with each other but chaos ensures.
10. S03E10The Father's Day EpisodeSeptember 28, 2012—Frank is an uninvited guest on Nick's Father's Day trip, but the two bond during an elevator stoppage.
11. S03E11The My First Job EpisodeOctober 1, 2012—Lindsey gets her first job at a fast food restaurant, but soon gets fired when she gives out free food.
12. S03E12The Tiger Dad EpisodeOctober 2, 2012—Nick tries to become a more effective parent, so he pushes Kevin and Lindsey to become better people.
13. S03E13The Expensive Purse EpisodeOctober 3, 2012—Against Nick's wishes, Suzanne buys an expensive purse and Nick becomes suspicious about it, so he uses her guilt to his advantage.
14. S03E14The Master of Ceremonies EpisodeOctober 4, 2012—Suzanne becomes the subject to Nick's joke-off, and Suzanne retaliates against him.
15. S03E15The Control Issue EpisodeOctober 5, 2012—When Nick makes a point that Suzanne is too controlling of the family, Suzanne backs off the issue and later the family realizes that her co
16. S03E16The Ghost Dog EpisodeOctober 8, 2012—Nick, Suzanne, and Kevin pull pranks on each other, but their addiction leads to a near-death experience.
17. S03E17The Lemon Squeeze EpisodeOctober 9, 2012—Gigi uses an adequate exercise when the family refuses to stop fighting with each other.
18. S03E18The Mother's-in-Law EpisodeOctober 10, 2012—Suzanne's overprotective mother arrives and causes tension between her and Nick when she questions Nick's abilities as a husband.
19. S03E19The Tit for Tat EpisodeOctober 11, 2012—When a new buxom woman gets hired at the station, Nick's career is threatened. Suzanne takes matters into her own hands to save her husband'
20. S03E20The Quarantine EpisodeOctober 12, 2012—When Marilyn brings a dangerous flu back from a trip to Mexico, the family must stay inside their house under quarantine.
21. S03E21The V.I.P. Tickets EpisodeOctober 15, 2012—Nick angers Suzanne when he invites Martin to an exclusive sporting event before inviting his wife.
22. S03E22The Lindsey Dances EpisodeOctober 16, 2012—Lindsey auditions to dance in a P-Nut music video, but considers quitting when she discovers that the choreographer is a drill sergeant and
23. S03E23The Career Day EpisodeOctober 17, 2012—For Career Day, Nick serves as a guest speaker for Kevin's class, but his message ultimately confuses Kevin's classmates.
24. S03E24The House Sitter's EpisodeOctober 18, 2012—Nick and Suzanne's next door's neighbors become irresponsible house sitters.
25. S03E25The Nick Gets Promoted EpisodeOctober 19, 2012—Nick struggles to prove himself when he is promoted to co-host alongside the lazy, arrogant Brick Street.
26. S03E26The Big Loan EpisodeOctober 22, 2012—Suzanne tries to keep Nick's birthday gift a surprise by taking out a loan from Marilyn.
27. S03E27The Family Portrait EpisodeOctober 23, 2012—Suzanne gathers everyone up for a family portrait.
28. S03E28The Nick Hosts a Telethon EpisodeOctober 24, 2012—Nick host a fund-raiser for charity. Elsewhere, Suzanne tangles with a wealthy client.
29. S03E29The Nick Gets an AssistantOctober 25, 2012—Nick is coerced into hiring an assistant, but the newbie gets too close to Nick's family and friends.
30. S03E30The Silent Treatment EpisodeOctober 26, 2012—Nick and Suzanne get into an argument and refuse to talk to each other.
31. S03E31The Kwandanegaba Children's Fund EpisodeOctober 29, 2012—Lindsey and Kevin give to a charity, but Nick must step in when the charity keeps asking for more and more money.
32. S03E32The Blockbuster Movie EpisodeOctober 30, 2012—Nick and Suzanne plan to attend a high-profile movie premiere, but their busy schedules create complications.
33. S03E33The Pocket Dial EpisodeOctober 31, 2012—Nick retaliates after he overhears Suzanne telling personal information to Gigi.
34. S03E34The Secret EpisodeNovember 1, 2012—The spread of certain secrets could ruin two newfound romances.
35. S03E35The Life Insurance EpisodeNovember 2, 2012—Nick and Suzanne consider purchasing life insurance.
36. S03E36The Hypertension EpisodeNovember 9, 2012—Nick discovers he has high-blood pressure and looks for ways to diminish stress in his life.
37. S03E37The Satchel Pagge EpisodeNovember 12, 2012—Nick hopes to hire a golden-voiced man for voice-over work; Suzanne misplaces Gigi's expensive cashmere sweater.
38. S03E38The Cyrano EpisodeNovember 12, 2012—Nick helps out a coworker by ghostwriting him love letters for a woman on a dating website who turns out to be Gigi.
39. S03E39The Identity Theft EpisodeNovember 13, 2012—Nick thinks an anonymous person has stolen his identity; Suzanne leaves for the week to attend her childhood friend's wedding; and Maralyn s
40. S03E40The Inappropriate Website EpisodeNovember 13, 2012—Nick accidentally pulls up an adult website at work, offending a female colleague. Meanwhile, Suzanne waits at home for a new couch to be de
41. S03E41The Open Mic Gaffe EpisodeNovember 14, 2012—Nick don't recognize his microphone is on and it insults a colleague at the studio; Marilyn learns the life of the Internet with help from t
42. S03E42The Timeshare EpisodeNovember 14, 2012—Marilyn dates a younger man, but Nick raises his suspicions about her new love's true intentions; Kevin breaks his arm.
43. S03E43The Thanksgiving EpisodeNovember 14, 2012—Friends and extended family gather for a Thanksgiving dinner, but Suzanne forgets the turkey.
44. S03E44The Sex Symbol EpisodeNovember 15, 2012—Nick is voted as Seattle's sexiest sportscaster, but his newfound celebrity has downsides.
45. S03E45The Insignificant Anniversary EpisodeNovember 15, 2012—Nick forgets an anniversary. Meanwhile, the children star in Internet videos wearing superhero costumes while doling out advice to users.
46. S03E46The Long Con EpisodeNovember 16, 2012—Kevin buys an inexpensive African mask at a yard sale, but the item may actually be a very valuable piece of art. Elsewhere, Lindsey prepare
47. S03E47The Bigg Box Klub EpisodeNovember 16, 2012—The gang shop until they drop when they get a membership at a discount bulk store. Meanwhile, Lindsey enters a speed-texting contest.
48. S03E48The Black Friday EpisodeNovember 19, 2012—Comical chaos ensues when the gang waits in line to shop at a department store on Black Friday. Here, Kevin anticipates buying a new video g
49. S03E49The Blackout EpisodeNovember 19, 2012—A guys' night out goes awry, resulting in lost recollections due to alcohol-fueled blackouts and the disappearance of Nick's wedding ring.
50. S03E50The Wrong Way EpisodeNovember 20, 2012—Nick attends his high-school reunion but must face an embarrassing incident from his past. Meanwhile, Lindsey throws a party.
51. S03E51The Concussion EpisodeNovember 20, 2012—After a concussion, Nick is advised to not go to bed for a few hours. To avoid all risks, he attempts to stay up all night.
52. S03E52The Bucket List EpisodeNovember 21, 2012—Nick worries about his mortality and creates a bucket list featuring overly dangerous activities. Meanwhile, Kevin and Troy launch an underg
53. S03E53The Spelling Bee EpisodeNovember 21, 2012—Nick meets a famous actor, who shadows Nick in preparation for a role. Meanwhile, Kevin gears up for a spelling bee.
54. S03E54The Kleptomaniac EpisodeNovember 22, 2012—Nick is enlisted to host a charity walkathon. Meanwhile, Marilyn's bracelet goes missing, and the children train for their participation in
55. S03E55The Hand on a House EpisodeNovember 23, 2012—Nick and others enter a contest to win a house.
56. S03E56The Good Day Seattle EpisodeMarch 1, 2013—A new morning show is launched at the station, but Nick must cohost it with a self-serving reality star. Meanwhile, Marilyn moves in with th

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